The evening world. Newspaper, May 31, 1900, Page 6

THE WORLD: THURSDAY EVENING, MAY 31 AT THE SUMMER RESORT. “Pack Her Home,'’ Savs LAURA JEAN LIBBEY. ' ' ! ' H oa, Ne trug self-respecting wife will make heresif the % eubiect of ridicule by actions upon her part which would bring « Cush of shame to her husband's face > | it he were to hear of it 4) Then, again, 't belittion the busta’ in the eres of tiie man whom she would make his possible rival A wite should be eweet, womanly and gracious witha | jell men with whom ehe le brought In contest, bet | never everstep ‘be boundary \ine of propricty +) The free-and-easy the eummer resorts has | dew the undotng of many @ pretty, valn, frivolous oman ‘There are mon usually to be found at such glace ¢\ whe throw compliments generously about Mhe 7 bouquete te all the fair women they meet. These » | flattering, honeyed words are mere lip eervies, and 4 | not from the heart, as worpen ought to knew, Am@ I marvel that sued epesch ft or with women who loved and honored and who should be teo velr Duslende te themesives to listen te I, much less encourage ite repetition. Constant companionsiip with men whe preve tham- ’ | selves entertaining conversationsiists at the table, en tong rambles, in the ballroom or perchance tn come ner of & moonlit porch for @ éureties ef ‘deen the beginning of half ef the jartied the fashionable world, broken a humand’s true heart and wrecked a home & A” OVERWORKED VICT™. Women who have « craving for the edmiratios of you read about that peor man whe expired other men save their husbands should never be per laughing?’ mitted to go to © summer resert anles thelr hus ‘Yen Well, it to tervtble strain te have te laagh bende can accompany them ome tories yoo hear.” A husband can rely upon it that « wife whe loves him truly will find mere pain then pleasure in being WUSOLMSALS SLAUGHTER PREDICTED. (eeeright, 1008, Wy (he Prem Pubitching Company, MT, Wert) | Perted from bim Derk Wearee~’ ste the Salle of the human rece mat be dene Wh @ wife whe firte| Fitrting wives are @ menace to esstety. They are te “ Leu be feared by other wives, te whom thelr husband's | = ot commer reserte?” « man acts me with much | > nor ig their shield. Pa sarwectness q Sve Rage new that he has got i. aaat ray , ree Race, ee 0: i: nanan TOreeD Se Sa Rapectutate with her grevely and ino dignified | ier fine clothes are mere often Geased to please Ne ONT Ie a clin a musband ie eay |{h® ove of men than to equal the Qrum of ether © CHAMBERLAIN’S WAR IS OVER. ‘tiny jootnea in packing her firectiy home, oven | "7%" LAURA SHAN LEBBEY, ‘war in Gouth Africa is over, Britannia |‘Detsh they Rave but just arrived. wiae wiih a Pesdiy tary Pager, ant Wun W7 ermne A PRINCIPLE IN NATURAL PHILOSOPHY. y —s (Go Fe Penting Commas, @ w © Pan BOR, | ret es ate Fre Tae ws Sem as Ha a, THURSDAY, MAY 31, 1900, FOE. 80.2000. seven essere sosesereNO, 14,168 _¢ LONG'S DAILY CARTOON ‘ LY she EE ator. | while the fountain plays— ‘comes down when the water steps. AN INS! “I wonder if angels smoke as he filled his pipe and applied @ mated. “I think not,” replied Mrs, Meersham, ‘tut ecsend- ing to tradition the other fellows 4 APOLOGIES REQUIRED, ». Sosa =sertses PA'S IDEA OF PREACHING ON RAILWAY TRAINS. Paasings. Halt of the lower Burths taken?’ Baglant most heve o tremendous acoens of Sil Genin’ taal tim tee wee Waal” ie to-day. How proud ae hes a right to (told her, “Sposen the preacher Got on the 10 o'eleak that her 250,000 soldier have, after seven trane going Bouth. He could save all the eoles that "i Managed to suftdue 60,000 “embattled needed it My the Time the Bnjunneer whisedd for I Kokomo, and then Catch the ‘Leven twenty Back, r wholehearted! 1" How ly she, with her! makin thurty or forty anners On the Return trip boast of fair play and chivalry, must ht they were notuller and better men. If he Got Surmon before tt was time To start lout on pext run He pase around Dodgers | amung the saved saying It the shortest and most | | Direct Line to the East, weet, north And south, Land ing you In the very Hi oumpny hed enny trubb | Other lines he oould my sumthing tn hts Surmon about the Duinger of Gotng to Purdishen or Kansas Bittle by enny other Root. The ralerode man that | Thot of this skeem new his Mizness ali rite and Just | think how it oan be Carried on from One point to anuther, After the atetum Gets to working goed | They can run Bunty golf trains with Preachen going [and coming, ané In thet way make !t soast they needn't Hartly ever be « Sollut terry foozle ap- preachen the Mevenly gates. | apose it would Help travvel, too, Becos lots of peeple that Don't play on @un@ies now would Think M was there Duty to encurridge the relerode cumpny in ite nobu! Effer: and Play frum Nine tn ¢ @ Afternoon to #ho thare Good |” 2 HARM DONE IN ABOUT A MINU preacher would More than ern bie sal- THAN ALL THE GOOD IN @IX YEARS.” ] ere 1 bean Looken tn the Bib! oot HATS one of the Best plana I ever herd of,” | herd about the plan and they are Lote of texts would paw ood last Nite, after maw Got thru putting come in Handy to use Here's One I got from the| “Tes” paw told her, “But they are one thing mite ' ' ‘ Father—Now, tell me honestly, dows my teby leet like me or my wife? Caller—1 hope you won't be offended, but I chink really he looke like you! THE STUDENT'S DICTUM Freddie—few him kissing Maud? How much did he ive yer? Ethel—Tuppence! Freddic—Tuppence!—there you go, spoiling the whole pitch! I've always kept it up to sixpence. You'd n business to ‘ave taken ft! Biacklog'—Ally Sloper. ON A SENSITIVE SUBJECT. NOW THE CENSUS MEN. GINNING to-morrow the census men will de around with their badges, their blanks and their questions When one of them |j “@UNDY GOLF TRAINS WITH PREACHEN calls on you be eure he {e all right, and GOING AND COMING.” then let him go ahead. He {sn't actuated | Oy personal curiosity. In finding out your bust-| «é Toad Re fe minding his own. He dosan't really @ Peletuse on His sore thum. Same: “My fole followeth hard after Thee, and an- | Wr aginst It some If the Trane run over a cow or @ rap about your age, color or previous eon-| ~Whet ts?" maw told Him [uther could de made out of This verse: ‘Thay go up pote fundies Raha ani rhage tak — Oot! to have m Ralerot yy the mountuns, Thay go down by The valleys unte man’ Of servitude. You might have been born in| “They sre (otng to have preachen on Raler a | the place whieh Thow bust founded See Them.” [Lap that wade two hundred and sixty Pound from traine that Run on Sundies pew ansert f 4 Africa, Alaska or Heligoland, for all he grate thing. | te you what ft's @ pitty #um of Our| They were a Lot more, tu! paw wouldn't rite Them Dallas terns they would be more Harm done tn But your Uncle Sam hires him to find out | cnesstors that thot they Ni 9 Cant loft for me. After maw thot about ft a While she |>7t © minute Than aif the Good the preachen ‘truth about these matters and others, and the| come back here and ere what a naige of progress 's | says rye g a "at bates rr owet pe wns thing you can do {s to tell him all he wanta| With Steam up.” ‘ “Well, It's a Nobul plan enny way I pose they | ah up aeech the iow a Fi After maw thot ebout !t Awhile she se4 | uum peeple can't Hardly help travvullen on @un-| Wth mutch Sat vatshun going sixty milee a nour, i y on rs @ “They won't never have enny sistum Like that de-| ies, and “if thay can be saved by the relerode| 4nd @ Flask tn thare pockut ae cos the ralerode eumpneys wouldn't want to pay preachers it'e Bo muteh the Retter’ | GEORGIE, tn Chicago Times-Heralé, ‘This Government takes a census every ten years | - cama arene —eereraaene yes ; —— the law. It may interest you to etedy this PUTTING SPELLS ON “Cable of results of previous counts: THE WAVES. "ge00000000000000000000000000 8 ACROSTIC ADVICE. Geok an olf stager’s opinion Use your own common sense, Carry etraightforwardness with you, ‘The Young Man—My guardian says that as econ I have passed my examination I must grep you. What {9 to Be done, Netite? The Beat Giri-—-Simply don’t pase. Speak gently an4d curb your temper, Sa See {tour # ETIQUETTE. | 00000000000000000000000000000000 Mm Party Calls end Invites = = Ta ft proper, having attended a progressive card party, to pay @ call within two weeke after? If not, When? In sending Invitations to @ card or other For some reason or other {t is estimated that | QUERIES AND ANSWERS party should R. 8 V. P. be placed? VIOLA. ) thle year’s census will only cost $10,000,000. In| « - ‘ " - It te not only proper but obligatory for quests at 4 Ess wore tore then 00000 comme | \ ' ) ESE Seeeee such an entertainment to call within ten days or « This year there are more ye. They must com- | } Wednesday. Plote their counting within two weeks | On what Gay of che week GA May 3, 2m, NBT Besides the United States fourteen great Buro- | pean countries will take account of population | fortmight at the latest after the function. It should be understood by every one that all invitations re Gams year and next. But ours is the biggest reck- (Gating of all. quire an immediate answer, but unfortu iy many ‘Dea't be missed. persons are extremely careless on this point. For DR PARKHURST’S VACATION. @he-What are you putting on your hair? He—Why? Me-I notice tt ts coming out 90 nicely.” tee Popniation per cont $52,000 ao ao 1784 Cautiously guard your pence; 208.625 Empty Pride in the dusthin, me Boorn ideas of red tape, $33.270 17,009, 8 Lon Lee + 1 He + ian 18,888,971 esseneee 13,970,800 cre) BSEpesgeys: {eo eafer to request an answer. RB. or = R. PARKHURST escapes the Ice Trust by —eeen, fying to the anow-clad Alps. He |» a 0 alee, ~—a ul Ff fortunate man in hie Summer recreations, | for he {s able to do what he lines to do! We are tempted to wish the same luck to man, despite the fact that through the ful-| ; oS line oocur, “Oh, Ged, t ine & wish © whole lot of good things) two Coremonies similar to that wherewith the Doges dart strikes, The Becond oeremanial is of « mere ve | give me yesterday? Would be left undone. of Venice wedded the Adriatic by casting © ring tnt» ligtous nature It takes place off the coast of Gress, | A le Right, | ‘The Alps should furnish « fine resort for the| the sea are stil! praction’ in Europe (ne is the and is styled “Throwing the Cross.” The pertious vere of & cool head and judgment. Dr. ceremonial participated in every three years by the storms along the (reek eoest are aseribed by the foreign-born parents, though 2:3 i af : i g 5 : i looki: “ fu naturalised aty " mere ‘ Mayor and Corporation of Cork, and known as villagers to demons To awe these powere of evf a ; vel ence should) Throwing the Dart.” ‘The Mayor makes a tour of priest, clad tn full sucertotal robes, gow out in «| “Hmem 1# elattte te the Presidenay, Ia he @ geod Wishes to Give Her Mis Own Ring. ‘Peck in the Fall excellentiy equipped tor the| Cork Harbor. at the and of which he throws an arrow boat, after religious feast days, ant onsts a largo My betrothed bought himeclf s beauttfur ling of discretion always to regulate the im.| ‘rom the (eck of the cron into the sea. It te thought that (his act secures Sunday. ring last summer. Now he wishes to give me thet sal. potiaally proclaiming to the surrounding waters tmmuity from storma for, On what day sid the Sth of May fail in tM LM. EFS, _ |oame ring tor our engagement. Shail 1 accent it oF water lying between year oo Ke hand. | not? ays we ENGAGED. _ - a _ - 1 with no impropriety in your accepting the ring. WAR HIS PREFERENCE | WEBSTER REVISED. HEARTS FOR ONE CENT. tet Giles thacicis act ae naa 4 pls bp had been talking about the entire fourth | suftable for a woman's hand, but if you are pleased Charies Dudley Warner was editor of the! ;; -H-A-O-8,” apelled four-year<td Margie elew.| aity of @ new heart, and ittle Bessidfs Hartford Prem, back in the lee, arousing | ly, “now I wonder what that meanest } taking her om hie knee, adted her if che mew the patriotiam of the States by his energetic! “Oh,” replied her six-year-old brother with | what new heart was. appeals, one of the typesetters came tn from the aom.| an elf of superior knowledge, “it means @ great big, “Oh, yes,” replied the tittle mim, “you eam Guy one posing-room one Gay, and, facing Mr Wa: said: | pile of nothing and no place to put it.” | at the candy store for « penny.” “Me. Warner, I've decited to enlist tn rny a —_ , | With mingied emotions of pride ent ratdinity Soccer| GUIDES FOR THE HOUSEWIFE felt the call to duty, “Oh, It tent said the with the ring fust as It te 1 should in your place ear tainly eocept and weer it. may they are gina a> be back, truthfal compositor, “but I'¢ rather be shot than set The best Joints Have the lean well) “\ The eyes of fish must be bright a need net be such as to ine lk your cape."=Rapievd Courant. ToChome | mottied and inixed with fat Meat, TOCKOO the gills red. The body should be , oe , Mette which nas the lean of a dark red color! Fife | ana the flesh firm and white TO WASH MATTINGS. and herd. skimpy fat t* usually old If the meat ts |should be covered with scales, for —— food It will rise quickly when preeeed by the Ginger. =) A ~ THE WIFE WHO FLIRTS 14 CORNER WHEREAT TO LAUGH AND GROW FAT.