The evening world. Newspaper, May 28, 1900, Page 6

- "F a Ore. ll ae oa we : . . ’ SANT. ae ERE ET THE WORLD: MONDAY EVENING; MAY 9, 1900. meee —__—SLONG ON GOLD, WIN VOTT 7EER | 7 THIS PRETTY GIRL a | SHORT ON MEN, BEGIN YOUR WEEK WITH A LAUGH. HELPS CLEAN STREETS. Crab Pom Puning moar, 9 OK RON - e odha en wt Pate BEF a tt te Says Sam /o.es, of This Nation, HOPES TO BE INSPECTOR. Histor ASTBLY it would jar you, tf you were in the etCles to hay wownar, MAY 28, 1900. RP : ppc ttldieenttd retty young t accompanying pleture The lucky “white wings of Chicago have this expee « woman's name is Anna Murphy, 1 hair anda stunning Spring and her Job F work which ts little different and I really can't see ut of the way [don’t +) very much, and my pole terieal. Of course, | know from that | am it should be th t to have t tlon fs, after Vou off yourself! —Labster—you re an. The Guard—You're both wrong. 7 anieh t ing point ts right ahead of y oo Goon .wVvter ALACHE MBAS! " & Well-known prover Revised to suit the moss If you In a stone house we Refrain from throwing ginnses woe cocoons "SOMETHING TO REMEMBER ; | 1 looks dark. ECLIPSE AND ECLIPSES. uch Is this dear little landscape? One hun- 8 far as the clouds would permit you saw SAM P. JONES. 1 can get one twice as big for $1.9 the eclipse of the sun this morning. | toliar some future day. We have exchange! our G NY HE KICKED, URPRY: More satisfactory to the view will be] {or gold. swapped our racters for chattels, tusat (at hotel) | want another MISS ANWA M J j found a number of obscurations, not ar." \2°4 OF oir mankow! form Clerk—Why, what's the mutter with Ue one you the timekeevers 8 a rule go out aking the tine of the ‘9 sted er ine and we ave laborers working in the street, and perhape a tronomical, under observation at th 1 4 Klondikera | Gucst—o oom {* all right, but it hae a fire have some of that work to do; then (here ts the mates ns yn moment, «r booked for the nor) 7 untry ts full AWyers, dostors. polit First Goesip—There gore Jim Slim; he seems to livegeseape. T want one w ut rlal to be checked off and the time sheets to be made removed future. For instance INSere,. me ants, farmers, j ts « { k—1 fa see why you object to a fire-eseape. vo. Some day | hope to be inspector or perhaps super- ave run short of men F » JON e : " George—1 hope you won't forget the waiter, sir 4 rial ‘The eclipse of the Ice Trust, rapidly approach run fm AMP JONRS Séeoid Gncele~Ad, ven cif an if that wap all! cs el. UN te 1 why Last the fire! geingy Old Boy (taking good look)— Tim afraigg itendent of the ward; at any rate, the examination I ing totality. - —— — aed ve on tan excaped from the room and I almost ne. 1 phan't; go04-day! passed will allow of ny vein promoted O eo ‘The eclipse of Prof. Chrisman's utterances on the quality of man's love. The eclipse of robber-spotisism in the Cuban administration, The eclipse of Clark and the obscuration of 8 Quay at Washington. The eclipse of articled creeds which have shon: WHY HE Is SINGLE, NO WASTE IN THE OX Woderly—1 suppose you have never given marriage r a arabe th extent the om, when AND THE BOY HUSTLED ON GONE TO THE FRONT. sine tov They ain't no one to play with me, now apa's mone away 14 like to romp with Johnny Dix, the boy ‘at 1 can be! I'm lonesome, a thought? slaughtered, js ui so very long ago Singleton—Oh, yes, I have fully @ per cent carcass Was wasted. It Wederly—Then, why are you sttit single? may be said that to-day noting ls wasted; every> Bingleton—Because I have given marriage a thought. thing, from the horns to t is turned Into money, ter rewnewen nn ew ere ne we wenn een ewnn} ry bioind i4 used in the refining of sugar, or te harde ives neat door, WOODES WEMNER, ned and employed in the manufacture of door-knobs Qt the cost of real religion But he won't let me ‘cause be's atx and I'm “That's an awfully heavy cane Sed handles; ihe 1h wore to the tanser; the horse ‘The eclipse of the trailing skirt for street wear Just only four "Yes, I call it my Don't Worry oluh fs are turned into combs and buttons, the The eclipse of Wall street's latest would-be cor ‘He says ‘at 1 can go and play with little “Why that? nio backs of clothes brushes, The bones of wm tial crop. Eddie Weat “Because tf 1 hit anybody on the head with it hegof the f et are worth $% 4 ton, being made into " Rut he we * and, anyway, I like big doesn't worry any more r buttons, umbrella handles and various novelties, ‘The eclipse of the Raines Exeise law, under the after the marrow has deen boiled out of them. The boys the t weeeeeeccocerocccccecececoccocccs epreading shadow of cold fact. It ain't no fun fer me to he wit sa title SEVERE SPRL OF VT small bones are burned instead of coal. From each The eclipse of the Horton prize-fight law, which thing, “Can you spell your name, Tommy? foot @ considerable quantity of off is extracted; the tall Is made Into soup. ‘The hale goes to the mattress. and upholsterer; the fat to oleo makers; the nes are used a® sausage Wrappers, or are sold In addition, it is pleasant to reflect that time to goldbeaters, Even the undigested stuff im the ‘Wil bring tue eclipse of every great wrong an’ stomach is turned to account, being made inte paper. saratontwciten | @ LAURA JEAN LIBBEY 2% DRUNKARD'S CHILD. 2 SUmMERuaLans COSTUME cba afacr" = erener *Yee'm. T%-m-j-e. Tommy.” “What do you spell ft that way for? ‘suse I'm a Boer sympathizer Cause he's just only half-post theree-and 1 was four this spring ‘was as sunshine to the growth of brutality in the Pa--Come, come, boy! Chop itvely and hustle some = “All right, pop. wood in here. The fire's nearly out! eeeeccccoc ooo eee ceeene HOW CAN BRYAN BE ELECTED ? Perigh\. 120), by Frese Publishing Company ) guard and guide on life's thorny pathway, do you) x “ have said th . 4 stop to consider when you mise that fatal draught to HERE | no news in tho news that Richard | aggeeoee | Neert can keoW heh fe ee cee ae a 69000000000000000 2!" lire which Is to take away your senses that you TO THE Croker is “heart and soul” for Bryan for are doing worse, far worse, than thrusting @ dagger | ’ EVE NING WORLD Ode to the New Woman. To the Biter «@ The Evening World The hand that rocked the cradle N oul the shining wheel; The Ay that used to knead the dougt ve and love in vain Which has just reached me I find § ther grtefs that seem equally hoard t wes that are so heavy it seems as h the poor, frail heart must break under the A being too great to endure Roste into her nent young heart? t ears that flow from her eyes are so many drops of colorless b from the very depths of her crushed heart. Do you stop to consider how her companions jeer at her and say inauitingly 1 saw your mother to-d&y, and, (dear me, hew A! and folly she looked reeling from one side of President. There is no news in the news| @ that Tammany Hall wil! send a dologation | § tw Kansas City Instructeai to vote as al § wait for the nomination of Bryan. Every- body whe has kept the run of local polities even fn the most camial way has known this news for Re pte sp etgnioen years old, bat real the atveat to the other!” @ Jong time 1 can attriute my sorrows to my parents. x Fiery young gir! needs a mother more than she Now atirs no morning meal. But will Mr. Croker or some member of the! u father drinks and when in thie condition Beer anything Ge ay Se 8 rae gp eco Hh we 4 pied ss Ge used to tread : Tammany organization inform an anxious publt: bie My - uosking ane \ : mother, who has the jov | respect of God tn her | Upon the floor of lecture hall | bow Mr. Bryan can be ELECTED Presideat of |§ What an fj fp Gee Oe wart and who will prove a blessing ant not @ curse |g Are nowadays oft seen, ‘ Seis Bist What arried by} . ies hey wo Lat aera” Th haale,. Wt 'thede. Saveeel eed: alld The famous flapjack we did eat, McKinley in 1896 can Bryan y in 1900? New| - a at t ' dey at doen (ae oOer Alas, we'll gorge no more, ' York gave a Republican plurality of over 268.000, Pe 7 ‘ 4 4 m SRgwE: ‘our child's sake! Bince mamma's taken up her seat for McKinley. How can this tremendous odds! ats 7 = rad Ww to fo your duty by her To practise legal lore. RGA i be overcome and the thirt electoral votes of t , py for a give her the mot ‘ bh ~s lectoral votes of A ' « World wha’ ve her young heart craves ene ve. Heredity. j e Empire State turned over to the eloquent | red iualt he home to earn her iiving or stay to » the Batiter of The ’ n “ Nebraskan es ; are fo nken mother? When a man js an habitual drunkard the coam, t= cnisttiniintine han 8 ed s In Y's name do not rutn this youn future out of ten, Is sald to be inherited from some ‘ 4 mother, by the If the heredity idea is true, why dose it ae@ BOOMERANG IN “TRADI LAWS. 4 | ho fiend ond cou the poor during (he boyhood of an habitual drunkard? BSPITE our little mereial diMeuttic f tbroken little sow! oske me, a iy co : be If the taint in hie blood at birth, as the progese . > - and mothe: hans A ‘. " to h LAURA JEAN LIBBE (fers would have us believe, why did not the young | with Germany American imports to th pe o ke t . . gh " : Le Libbey writer for The Eveniag World by arrange man beve « craving for liquor when he was « habe ; Kaiser's land have increased, for the nine ——Eo ns we __aen Lg in his mother's arms and during schoolboy dage? It | : months ending last March, over the cor-| VAIQIN HW | ra) POINTS BY appears to me are what we make ourselves, en@ 3 responding period en i99| RIVALS IN H iD T I( WU E / l E A " SOME | {t's about time we stopped blaming our parents for ous | from $123,222,517 to $142.78 5 HARRIET HUBBARD AYER. own faults CB PARE Gale of certain provisions, reeu 7 h . mald of honor, alone, and finally the bride upon her edicts, is more than made ¥ = vine with my married sister and | father’s arm, the bridegroom an best man meeting Seve American Women Are Not Beantifal , 4 gh ’ thee ty be tattict anoreiy. How| the bridal party at the altar, whteh they reach by To the Btlior of The Rvening World: | Cotton imports have oO {tations be worded MEL way of the vestry, It ts the duty of the beat man to I know of no land boasting as many homely womes Qnd corn over $4,000 000 + should send the Invitations out{attend to all the arrangements for the wedding ser- 4s America, The Action about America’s pretty girte Meanwhile, largely because of German restr! husbands and her own name, | view, to see that the ushers, groomsmen, @c., under- is exploded. Walk up Fourteenth or Twenty-third | tions on American food prod nel Mr and Mrs. James Brown r ind their respective duties, that the mit . oped nly Mage peo the shoppers. One ‘ - ~s ¢ thelr |@ e ¢ t ‘ , 9 fair up | Berlin, the cost of livin beca r y at the marriage heir | celves his fee, a carriage is In attendance to convey | @ pe Ayes ¥ pretty ¢ in five ie not actually : bd perce & soeth Green, to Mr. George Gordon the bride and bridegroom to the nin case they | Qamnnne 900 aananennens positively homely. This ts not thelr fault, poor things, and no one blames them; but let's let up om ere, the panels of the| the old lie about America’s heauteous women, lin very novel fash- which is cul In @ fan- COUNTY MOMAGHAM, and the recently intugurated st men for higher wages It takes a wise government to meddle with th Kat ing town, and in every way to relieve the ‘ room of the tly which properly be state the long to Mim to e for. Most brides ta good deal of sentiment with the flowers which ourth, at rer Bixty-f * mus Gourees of nevessary surplioe and do no damag scsi iat bride te end fog thie rensen pi cital design. Is fintshed with stitehed bands of altk of fe Caseteseness Cupaniios to home interests. Lewp study is neressary to Some Information \hoat Wet ‘ings, thems perso! i. Pegg nc on 3 nig oe en bt bahadre med i arse discover bow this truth applies not only to the ‘ sult should @ gent ” dg? hore ; | toons Gtk aa, Hh a ims that carelessness |s v8 found in com. German case, but also to th) matter of our ¢ 4 the best A Jentoas Swain. ¥ stitched and fastene malt antique DUt | junction with a weak character, B says that care tari ‘ : om eee ow march Sat « home ya Young git! and @o to theatres and balls a — eos I9 a hereditary weakness apart in iteslf and vegnlations ! march in? I mea rida! pro-| good deal with a young man, bi m not engaged to may not accompany a weak character, B alse : sion 8 eet man aliend t range-|him, Whe f we goto a ball he gete angry whene WHEN PEELING ONIONS, claima that no amount of training will make such @ A fortunate thing ts that the antioom pr Ar t r a herween areas.) s for t fegroom, such se ering the gentleman comes ve if I do E pungent odor of the onion is due to a sul- | Peon careful. Will readers kindly give thelr opime @eedings in ice have thrown & sufficten avy ss 5 BENEDICT. | not ask him whether [ at urous off, which volatiliges rapidly when the |!9"® pro or con? TD ‘Trust soare to weigh! dow mW. to place in t He eatms that e# the ball with him tissue of the Vegetabie fs broken in any manner, — pepveeeepanimnenesepe pe ee + man should & should not danee with any one uniews T ask his pet-| and especially affects the doiseate membranes rur- an Ambitions Vout, , me hile ' " {ress swallow-tal mission. T leave it to your judgment VIOLA. ne This effect, nowever, can be eastiy | % ‘B® Ber of The Brening Wor't Four years sa yesterday | nad rounding the eyes. nm , Can be easily » Testes 7 o struck # rier © relieve 2 ver shoes, while low-cut waist: The young ge nn ie wrong. It would be In bet- ing ® smal) paved potato on the end of A youth am I, possessing thoughts und capabilities ~ The strect-car strike is also » severe biow a Aor igh standing collar, white lawn (i#. ter form for the young girl to give her escort an Op lithe knife with which the cutting 1s done. A chemical | {#F uPerior to those of the common herd; in view Missourt metropolis, in ‘te way ‘ ¢ fe Ps 1 +s : a oe wh tt led to think tha ati oa 4, the wediing Is to take portunity of se certain number of dances. | g@inity, which cannot be readily ined, but whieh | Whereot I am it my ideat tm life (which oe @ this ane? om and best man #b whic houl! religiously ve for him. But the tetacto ‘1 is is to become an actor) can be fulfilled, | request m an ie none the less satisfactory in ite working, attracts pogo! official New York furnishes its conspiouow —— . cht trousers, dark frock coat, white fact that a young man happens to be a young lady's | ine fumes, and their presence ie not manifested to ag se edo ss id me as to the Cog 10 pursue Br. Morse remains the Maine guy HE L 3S HALF FE Ar at, wh niet, white slik aseot of escort by no means entities bod to th vant claim | the operator till the potato has reached « certain de- alm. LOUIS A. KERPEN, ina Li . The wedding march may be played her entire attention and every dance. raged couples saturation, when it con be readily replaced by en 4 gree of ia Meals for Pive at $0 0 Week, me wedding as when the ceremony frequentiy prefer to dance with each other, but net urch. The order of the . and it ls no violation of good form for an en+ follows First the girl to dance with other men, provided, of another. To the Biter of The Brening World Will rome housekeeper explain to me briefly what T) VARIETY FOR THE MENU, to reer to Old Sol, today, as having bes moonstruck a ie 3 tidesmaids, also in pairs. then ‘the Ro hee no objection. get for meals on Moa week? We are « family " 5 \ k bigh-neet --——_— — -—-- The Caterer gives the names of several dishes not) of five-—three children, my husband and |. Please tell Murdortr caught red-handed, Justice neter shoes A ud grew heels b ! ordinarily weed in the American plan hotel, but wi me what I should have for every day in slow-nanded, fe dahams wattl at engi aoime uf the sa ths to “GON PUNCH, | CARE OF THE BABY have of inte found a position of honor in several “up. hi of half a yard, and naturally were os diMeuit to con-| AKE a large bar glass onethird full of fine H should Whe ( call attention to a nursing a | trol as a pair of at it hand o fee, put in (wo dashes of maraschino, three pM adveriisement, which concludes with the gt hae on hand every kind of sult bat |, dashes of grenadine syrup, (wo speenbile @f wordes ‘ had to be supported on both sfes This | lemon and three spoonfuls of suger, All with white) “When the beby te dene G@rinking it must be un- 1 was @ task for \he black pages, or the lovers, whe at| wine; shake well and strain into a large thin glass; | serewed and laid in a cool place under a tap. ome ageia this week. ‘No | this time formed a very conventional part of Venetian | dress with fruits in season of pineapple and serve| “If the baby dees net