The evening world. Newspaper, May 21, 1900, Page 4

THE WORLD: MONDAY EVENING, MAY 21, 1900, ny, EACH ONE OF THESE JOKES A eee MISSING WORD SUPPLIED, 'TOO MUCH STUDY ° | 7, 1 to @ PARK ROW, THE ART oF IT Pedidos by the Prem Pudiieding ©» As some of them. My sister can EK, SANGSTER BY MARGARET New Tork. A 4 the iittle eit nicer You ougnt) — (Batewed 4 the Post-Ofce ot New Tork as Genmmt-Ciase Mail Matter ie bee be ee ete pg Deg l aa gaia ea} ——_—_——— uae MONDAY, MAY 21, 1900. —==——_——————— OL. 40 se s0e cecseescsces aeeeeeee NO, 14,1 = = = master vers wh ‘ ‘ nateke am . MARGARET £. SANGSTER Nudding Genjue-l have read twenty novels and " 4 inatpid! It seems to me need of play, of rest. of ele they muethit [ want to read novel | shell have spend five of alt houre ved ) write it myeeit’ and nerves under high pr a1 10 Intel: | eooeesescccesccoccccoccccccccecces eee you mow, Tm te ODIO ADD Gere Giorereres THE CUBAN SCANDAL WELL OUT. HE Sunday World of yesterday performed a commendable public service in the pre- attitude of Amertoan paren! be i every pain 14 PAIN WARNING ihe? are corres My ear,” sald Mr Heeker at the breakfast table! @ of re F é * other moming, “what would doit werey | + to iveany por the after the mers MeKinley—Very sorry, gentlemens o Bl oe ' 9 OF thane tae ad Drgrert | ¢ and slam things PhiK up a row juatt | anne the ooffes John.” replied hia better hait ng but make It het fo tn genera! reine and tr teem, alnoe few vat of # ! wouldn't do a} -seeee re and mothers te sufflclent come oir gone and ruelly mortified 1¢ ake rapid prog The doctor | tng hand on t me work, cute short the houre of t @ sentation of a wonderfully complete ex- school attendance, wises « cessation of sehoo f i ceed Crfpan * ThE. Dut the doetor le obeyed under protest, Moe pout of the frauds vraction! in the af ly humiliated tf our children were postal service, not regularly promoted every half year, of if our With the Hanna remark as a text, phat “this is to be a business Admtinistmuon,” the Paper went on revealing the basis of sormtid, fis honest commerciaitam upon which the whole tn- neighbor's children took prises, acd not oure In the mean time, if we alt down to render what santatance in t power, we find ow me We witli can epeil, but It le a n pronounce, both Latin an@ ' ' ' | ' ‘ ' ' oa now and then, lays an arrest | ' ' ' ' ' ' | Sular madl system was organiza! Dverything os whether we been in the hands of Perry @ Heath and his! having suffered « change since our Aay t tention is bestowed elsewhere on A-winning iff friends, favored of Hanna The Heath brotuers | oie: band: cowing. mend! viditing and Fletcher and Perry—Rathbdone, Nesly-the whole! heueskesping. if we are mothers Yet we wrpintet wang—figure in the story of money-making and many « ein, since here te an obligation which we oan ecandal at the expense of the nai.on ba gant ‘The probable reason for the situation te that we «!- Mr. McKinley \s to be credited with an earpest tempt too much in primary, grammer and prepara and honest destre to uncover thts whole outrage |tory schools In the first fourteen years of ‘ife the And so the opportunity is ripe for a demonatre- effort should be to train @ child eo that he or she tion whether or not “the Ohio crowd” {s stronger) MOF Enow how to listen, how to pay clove attention, than the President. how te learn. A very few outjecte therenghty mas- tered are of more value than many merely gianow! at and enperfictally discerned —-Harper’e Basar SMASH, WHATEVER FALLS! atte SY NREST is reported {n nepublican cireles leet the crusade against the Ice Trust lend of {ts flerceness to the undoing of other monopolistic concerna which will strike the “Grand Old Party” in vartous places eae Cigarette Rollers. Be great is the dexterity of the employees tn otger- ette manufastories, acquired by long-continued preo tee, that some workers make between 100 and §a0 clgaretion dally, and, being paid by piecework at so much per 3 earn about weekly ee The Pretty One Wh face with a feather The Hor do you \Nke me to hgueh your Father t i ° Don't hesitate » confeme that you have de lote of them myself! naw ot have an shut my eyes and almost "GEORGIE’S” PA AND SMILE INVOKES. LAURA JEAN LIBBEY. STYLES, Customer Is there any difference between this year's gw style dle and those of last year? By 8. E. Kiser. Bicycle Dewler-Ob, yes Last year there were - > hirty-sewen otyles This year I think there are only | Author of the “Georgie ore nthe ogo Tmee thirty-three STRICTLY MODERN. age Heras 86 LAURA JEAN LIBBEY, perhaps the mest wonderful of Iiving story writers, hes Juet pale lahed an article in which #he gives advice ag to " girl may wing man's heart’ Miss Libbey Be gine by saying to the girl who yearns for the euppest of strong arins that It is wrong for any maida to “put herself out" fer the purpose of attracting & maa, adding: “It he te the one intended for you the Lord wil ee to it that he falls In love with you in good than If his name be linked with that of some other girl ip he Book of Fate, that ts reason enough as to why Be is indifferent to you." ‘This seems to dispose of the whole question, end we are at @ lose to understand why Mise Libbey goss oa to wive further advice, as she does. In one article of her declaration of principles ehe advises the leve- jorn girl “never to permit her thoughts to dwell upem ® man even for one instant when he ts out o! ae T |+ | b E | i ee Ho ih ieelf ; Visttor-Tou ha Her Frient i } lt n exquisite dining hall! If I only had something to eat! ecececccoocecccce AND SWEETDST, > toed che mat ts watching eut at all times to laddy who was intended for her d> we hear eo much talk about form tn the divorce laws of our country, should © gtrl not at once put with every pleasant fellow whe all fxed up beforehand and recorded Fate, what's the use of clinging Why not let the girlie ge it witheut by chaperones? If what has to is had to be, how can rules of deserum and all that sort of thing ever serve eay i i ae preteen cee eee OLD | g é ‘They nat alone she sat why don't you chat? Why don't you spank? sitting mum and meek?" “What wet ' ' ' ' ' ' | ' ' ‘ H + Why do nu talk ‘ oud ' ja choked a yawn H But I suppose all topics new? ' She shook her head: “George, no sirree! ' The ol. old story will do for me H ' ' ' it e Ee He HH Peewee een en oneness HOOT AWA, MONT is worth the troubte? Mise Libbey’s faith esema, however, cepted by the girls. This te particularty ton, where an effort has deen young ladles of the high ot associating with beyes meeting of 200 of the Page Gaston asked how many acquaintance of the cigarette manifested a willingness to de oe. thought that if they were Intended and won by cigarette fiende it ne try to escape by means of Mise Gaston's plan, and the clenrette smoker now stalk hand tm hamd through Evanston, even to the threemile limit —— to success COMMANDMENTS BOIL your eon je fitted for business he shoubl be able to~ Write a good, legible hand. rite & good, sensible lett Bpeak and write good English. Draw an ordinary bank check. Take it to the proper piace in the bank to get ft cashed. Add @ column of figures rapidly and ecourate'y, Make out an ordinary account } ae Helte tells ims (from Glaagow)—Thase Beotoh dtalect sto {re exaggerated. | am Bootch. yet you never hear} Write an ortinary promissory note gme D expressions Spell the words he knows how to use { Jobnnte-Pepa ways that's because you are too atingyy Make neat and correct entries in day x 1'0 throw even & hoot awa feeer ant — oe -—— where it lives. Rumor eays this poase of the situation hae been Presented to the State Executive and to the Attor- | ney-General. And this \s where Now York expects the Gow ernor to demonstrate that, whatever he may or May not have sald about any other great man's backbone, Lis own can be, on occasion, suffictently unlike to the plastic chocolate eclair. BY HARRIET HUBBARD AYRR. F you want to have @ delightful time during your| when his father, after they were vacation there are certain things to remember [© sald to him ohmny. if the « forget, and some others you must not forget to how old you are teu him seven emember Johnny was nine, and his father saved » dollar or First of ai, leave worry, anger and orttictem of #0 by “pestne hls wan off for sev, ¢ si eieach other and your fellow-creatures tn general unter, Rut he lost a faith that no me ted in the car or aske you could purchane The Ico Trust is oppreasing and robbing an took ond tay at homme For this Johnny dectded that fatni tay ‘hat he bat ns | If you oan arrange to have the trie thrown into the a ilar for a fathe b * Uhreatening death to New Yorx people. To all | ¢ during your absence you will be as much to| him again rand be eays, “I never truste appearances, it le corrupting the holders of high | good Dont run such @ isk. Better etay at home a elty offices. If {ts destruction is to involve the b} liecide tn gnod season where you want to go, an@ thoumnd ti Overthrow of combincs not 60 intensely conspte- | Qrhy, and make ail your arrangements in advance | (iet a!! the packing except the hand-bage at ended have @ good time within your itmit Seour Wo away to eave money If you ere bent oa) affort to . Don't jump at @ place because you \ike ite name oF to the tay before the Jor ous In raping, it must tt!) be destroyed tn the In- he wie 15 cavern Feaks Have ts ptprene 44H tor tos ebuhes th seed esa ’ terests of justice and humanity Ae to money matters, settle what you can epend! sor eo the wii be no ponsible pre bes iting | Tt will be a very poor {dea of self-preservation and ge to the place where you are certain you can) to the eta to find "the trunks hot orrived tew'e in @ parlor car in @ Which leads any political party or faction to block fo at all Proceedings againet this lee . rust beenuse “pro- | THE NEW MOTORMAN TOR new motorman waa and willing, but he hadn't been in a city very maoh He [ had done farm work up in northern Aroostook. er motorman wee tostructing him. a fre alarm rings In,’ sald the olf hand, “re er that the department, the fir wine and the ave the right of way. Hold right up and let st, If you don't, they'll run you down ‘The second day an alarm of fire was ne in The af Was near @ cross eirret where the department st pass Hold up," eald the tnetructor. | Over the electric track tore the hose teams, then the fire engine, spouting flame and smoke. The new K Up the street and then spun hie con- t lever, The car rtarted. ut lafernal fool, what are you doing?" howted the old man He Jumped and the new man jumped. And (he hook and ladder truck tore the front platform ff the car and disappeared tn a cloud of dust, and A CLOTH SHOE POLISHER. 5 yet ‘oe station ta good humor and 1 “ with its men yelling Uke flends tected interests,” valuable for campaten purposes, fe the place for retrenching with the least) son t » hour aheat time ——o “Why didn't you watt?” howled the instructor. may suffer in the end comfort . Hon't start away with your mervas on edge Ther “Pa gar.’ cepliet nts p white and gasping, ' — ou cannot spend a great deal do net attempt to| r Ing y gettin tvous e irlet no ink we have to bolder for dat sacre dam gang Soe = | 4 long distance may take my word drunk house painter THE BEST NEWS FOR | ABOR. If there are chil@ren tn your family don’t attempt — Dor arty @ lot of parcels, bones ant otis | : * x ee ae tve the conductors b ing a ha et ende which ye js ' HE worst labor news {9 ctrike news The ahi Sas lie tb tay tok th er Bedeonsl poled gigadh ut In your trunk | A GREEN-WITH-BLUE IDEA, ‘oth has come very much Into use as best labor news {s that which tells how A an of he honored ant lovet his have one or two art Mid Eel eh dle, | OF do not need a blue parasol to carry with a ¢t Instead of the brush, but in the hands of o the ke contingency has been removed — . everything uy ar the fividual be overturder OR aR ai r fact, you wlll be considered old. eh“eavoring to ehine his own shoes it te very further and further from the {ndustrial X0OOCGRONOSSO9ON0 : ir a koa trip tow net, HARRIET HeHnART you do. The Soal touch of elegance [© Mantpulate A wire epring frame adapted te Ki = ARD AYER f pale blue w a green pa 1, ine the strip of fabric which has been recently ‘ or eon eae , A VERY . patetteee ven \, shading, but not hiding, the ithe market Is shown herewith It greatly facilitates Very quiet w n the Iset ERY PRE Y HAT POINTS eeetma aaa =) e hat. You are not supposed to|'5® operation of rubbing the ehoe, and it tee we been taken to free 50,000 Ar n workme’ } s " We TT y }lar * nowadays, a 1 mpie matter to renew the cloth when It har oes} anouy oft E | TE nowadays, and an all-green| hag bessme from the perils and discomforts of the walkout @r lockout. Representatives of the Nationa! Metal Trades Association and of International As sociation of Machinists, s! fas a Heard of Ar- bitration, have agreed that there can be trike or lockouts by members of either organization until matters in dispute have mitted to ; an arbitration committer To further the interests of pe ca it is provided in the agreement that “ffty-even hours shall constitute a week's work from and after six months from the date of this agreement, and fifty-| N four hours shall const!tute a woek’s work trom | and after twelve months from the date of this — Mourning at Wedding Te It proper to go to the thea for @ father, and how k Also, I9 't proper to eo ) Persone attiret tn critteived If seen at of form tnetets +> should not ne Exceptions mirt wedding e Theatre, © befor Bo doth she set my hea Db her eweet wo Harry Rom Jeep mourning are of woctal entertainment men and women tn deep mourn appear at poctal tune been « laces —— AR SOOTHING RE | The Ettanette of Leaving Cards, Te It proper for a indy to leave her card om return n lady who has called on are sugeeated In both easms to leave the card. At present ady I9 at home and recetving, tt ts not fi + | leave a card, es guests are now ann trawing-room do when the same elements have spread their work, 80 far that such troubles and violences as now dls furb the building !ndustries {n (Ch’cago and t @treet railway traMc tn St Louls will be mea impossib!e. hionabie t Hrother-in-Law —_——______ but can’t turn off the light spots ie tate business, namenting them with bands of blnok velvet. or pea de sole ribbon, in several pastel nts with @ bug rosette ta frent to mateh, It takes about three seconds for a message 0 £0) party to raise thetr hats tn the circumsta from one end of the Atlantic cable to the other—|aeribe. The custom ts about 1) miles a execd, os you de eampression of deference to the lady, _— - 2h tot @ while tn mourning table to be! tbe made tn a case of g family | agreement, The hours to be divided am will beat menled as one tckeat so when ya town? fe tt proper for a suit the convenience of the e vyer — ! were. Bathe the eyes ar | > | lady to leave her card w whe makes a 4 Mutual forbearance, intelligence and consider fie tai 4 apply 6 ee & at . # | 8 strange Indy who hay just moved Into the ation are at the foundation of this agroement. It ~—— ° t both cases It fs assumed the Indy called m is at home. 4 t » ANXIOUS, will be a blessed day for employers and employed i | If the lady dose not recetve her tt ts perfectly proper where « and it is merely an|qound and healthy sleepy, and thus is a remedy for Ce od black or white paras |¥9Mt for use, instead of one covered with green taffeta. —— FOR THE SEASHORE TO THE NING WORLD : Become Reconciled te Save Mether trem ‘Te the Batter of The Brening Wertd: A reader tells of « coolness between hie trother and himself, which, he says, 's breaking their olf mother’s heart, and he ashe edvtee, him to make with hie brother if poesible more. | — | Quarre! Over First Nea ‘To the Biter of The Rvening World: My husband and | ake « dally paper, and I almest wish we didn't, for {t causes us censcless quarrels, We quarrel as to which shall read it at breakfast He and I both want the first look at it end | words follow. It spells the whole day for us We jeannot affor! to take more than one paper and thus ee ee . ie a ; 1 have lost @ very dear bry tle the dispute. Will readers advise whether huge Mr. Platts “no sawdust game” remarks on the doubt as to what kind of mourning band or wife should read the paper first? ttGIN kn ck as te ng to wear tt. Will you kindly gty UNHAPPY W Heutenant has cut up into | oenemeamannat ee * : | | @OAvesient lengths for the Rasy Bom's fences | You may with perfect propriet . Noes a Cat fring Good or Bad Lack? » pane ai F } mourning for your brother-in-law H | Po the Batter of The Evening World Deputy Bose Carrol! perhaps finds hy preciation have worn for r own brother ns wn feeling I go walking Wb my sweetheart twte ae ele tab ab dhe a) clings © 1 go wal ay os week, ant nents 7 Se er ee | eb tee ; <M, Croker's present silence on the Tee True! & 204 press 6 ~ : vee Lig Payal ald govern largely in the matter of mourning ap. | ¢ *?¢*"e® e oot [every time we stand at the gate before we part @ cat by his apprehensions as to the little talk 6 4 = : ys the brie to Heed © piatted a parel f dee & year, Ugpter f Yachting gown of khaki cloth, trimmed bands of | ways cofes walking aroun, Will follow the Boss's return a ° DIAS® \the third six months, 1 block and white for the! ark blue. White saflor with biue ribbon away unttl we bid each oth ‘ eo or aa ies Hore tt } — latter part of the » year } ee ie omen ts there in that, readers? A Ap vent o A, HW all rgb that ne tines eda inn {$0000000000000000000000000000000%! | Five Miles in the Air tans Yo in tah oe A BED FOR VEGETARIANS, Sents Wanted on the fridee, ta the city ie’ te beGne High Behoo! for! pris picture ext phap® in eatlor hats.| ‘The greatest height ever 1 in a balloon was| fs It proper, If you are walking with a lady, and VIXGETABLE bed which was invented by sir] Te the RAivor of The Rvening W | They are m rown and wider fn brim |2%19 feet Two of the three aeronauts who made th © meets some friend of hers who ts with a com Isaac Pitman is now growing very popular, es- eness ggg Aon Promenade of ¢he om > than for © conrser straws farcent were suffocated panton of his (ma da). for them all to raise thet pecially among vegetarians. It consists of | Brooklyn ige. There used to be some every tom Believed thatthe Gen. Otis boom will reach | jumbo, or roueh and realy wii nave too wtleet —— hats to her, they not knowing her and she knowing! ferns, lowers and hay. Physicians with herbal | {eti 8ow there are only a few at the towers, to call for an administration tth ab ~ WE rRAVE vogue, with « black gros gral: Many women, | s 4 of Cable M only the one? PJ. | tendencies are warmly recommending its use It ts uf PARY TRAVELLERS not partial to the strictly ta made style, are or peec essages. It is entively proper for all the gentlemen In the| sald to give out a scent like osone, and is not only i Score 38s Cost of Fast Trains, About Ha mile Is the average cost of cunaing @ ~~ ~., Mast paaneager twain, ~ | strengthening and refreshing, but, in addition, induces at PY