The evening world. Newspaper, May 18, 1900, Page 6

HE WORLD: FRIDAY EVENING, MAY 18, 1900. LL CARE DEPARTS WHEN LAUGHTER STARTS. . PARIS EXHIBITION. WHAT THE BIRD SAID. T THIS Winoow we Beary, tf 1 ante you reading 27! gre is he an artist? brute) prine-Ggit assounts | shall bret] we woeller—he has © studio! ~ah, ¢' wee! You'D heave w gst o cape | let you tackle me &ASANT SURPRISE. be poeple in hip walting-vecay—Whe has Invert the Glase (rwing to atmospheric pressure on the paper, the the leagest? pi water will be retained in the glass <, @ecter, | tave tess walling Sve thie bali! IRT AT THE SUMMER RESORTS. \URA JEAN LIBBBY. The marrieg man who falls to the contemp'ible ‘evel of flirting with an unmarried women 's a rascal of heart. He knows he Is joing en uniderhand aetion and that which the wort! would aondemn There is another and «till graver charge to be latd at the door of the flirting married man. ile goes abour stealthily Ife the beast of prey seeking whom he may destroy, searching for young hearts which he may en enare—a splier seeking an unwary M The married man who tellt a woman that there ten harm tn flirting knows that he ts uttering that wi fe untrue Buch a man is alwaye care’ keep his own wife and daughters from a4 g married ma thou he be hie boon companior Wise judges strive to keep up the Digan, pure etand ard of morality by fining men who o@ t attempt to flirt with and force the ttentlons upon Women, LAURA JEAN LIBBEY. N00 0 wee 0-0 0-0-0 es oe 6 o-oo ee-o8 espectaily young, unprotected girls If such men were found te be married men their fines should be qoubied LAURA JEAN L'RAEY no matter what thetr eoctal posttions ’ yuld never be permitted to enter an honest Lares Jean Lidtey writes for The Evening Word by arrener ment wh the Pam'!\y Story Pager worn her crown more than twenty times during her whole reign GOLD AT THE VATICAN. T would be difficult to estimate precively the total | weight of gold ia the Vationn, but it ts eafe to say that there are at least thirty tons of {t, worth in the neighborhood of $99,000,000 at the present market | fe that retards Costly Trips. train has cov ifles in sixteen A modern Atlantic Hiner] price of (he unwrought metal. Of this huge amount Imost Ifke the must earn about genom] af old there ts probably not @ single pound of the metal that remains in its virgin state Nearly every vance of it has passed through the hands of skilled artisans, who have worked ft Into countless forma, those adding perhaps a third of & quarter more to ite value. Being almost entirely votive offerings to the Rovereign Pontiff, the treasures are literally of solid gold gle of about © clear per trip before « | penny of profit te made. nan Arab Widow Marries. Arab widow intends to marry again she rave of her husband the night before the tae ie to occur, She tekes with her a fying (wo goatekine of water, which she the grave, after kneeling and praying that 1 may not be offended The " Qrover oy —-— —wo_— —— Eyes of the House Fly. The common house fy ts said to be provided with 160 eyes; that le to aay, hie two compound eyes have each £08 facets. By this ringular arrangement he ts enabled to see in every direction, and to elude that 8 note I gave you? amount! THE DISAGREEABLE RESULT. and, as the rest ef the eempany sided with him, | resigned. presente to pay every Sill connected with the whole thing. SOME EXPERIMENTS IN ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE. “Fl « glace with weter, lay « sheet of writing paper on it and THE LIMBS OF TALL MEN a4 Anti-Mioe. fpr emannemncamesnsnnesnters , Cotten soaked tm pep . permint fi hes been OUT IN THE FIELDS : found w be effective is SE iittic cares chat fretied me, ; getting 14 of utes 1 lest them yesterday ‘ Among the Gelde above the sa. ; Among the winds at play, . Green in @. Among the lowing of the hentia, 4 ment for haw trimmed | amie ot ‘ao teen a | * Thehb 2 with pearly gray. ls ¢ -— \£ The foolish fears of what might pes, 4 le 1 cast them all away . A Long Run \3 Among the clovet-ecented grass, > The longest continuous * among the newanown hay, ; run of ratiway train in| | Among the hushing of the corn, . | Burope ts that from Paris | « Where droway poppies nod, t ' to Constantinople, £921) where {11 thoughts dle and good are borm—- 4 | miles, 'n & 1-4 hours. ® Out in the felde with God! : i t wt. Prue =f Victoria's Crown. |", .ppeneeereeseeeerenesonronneners: Queen Victoria has not > THE UNDOING OF HILTON. . - WHAT BECAME OF CHANGE,| 4 Happy Little Home Surprised. 66 HY, hello, Georgte,” said his friends ef (@e club which he was visiting for the Gree time since his marriage six weeks before “It won't do yeu fellows a bit of goga to ty te ‘Yosh’ me. sald Hilton, “Just go ahead and Ge pour worst. If you want to know what is in the bundle It's @ phonographlc record. I bought is tell you my wife’ “And how foes the ittle aong go, Geergief” le it ‘What Ie Home yne of the friends AIO COU O00 i Cfo SJOloiciclejeeicleciciele siecle ejeislcjeye Husbend- Weil, Emma, 404 you pay your milliner? Wife-Yes, I just came frem there! Husben4d—An4 @4 you not get any change ow of Wife—Yea, this pretty Uttle hat just made up the 1) ( THE GONG SURPRISED THEM BT UU OU OO OOOO OOOO Maréweot Viecore” Hum it for us, won't yout” “I hope you'l] excuse me," interrupted Hilton, “If I vemure the opinion that the song on that record » nome of your vursiness. And now I'4 like to buy you Indians @ drink.’ The phonographic recerd was put eway in the @erk’s desk, to be called for by Hilton on the way home and a few minutes later Hilten left the duh leaving behin! him three desperate conspirators The clerk was called away from hie desk and the predious record was deftly abstracted from the draw @ where & had been pul. The three hurried downsteire with thelr treasure end went quickly to the office of ene of the phone graphic companies, where they Bad the record put o8 an instrument and listened while the somewhat And \oose me in the oyea comes I look across the com! When larence takes my band on a long sheet of paper Then it wea turned over squeaky music filed the room: Lown thie world te fair And dreas the comin ana In half an hour, after much effort, mized wit to one of the phonograph operators, who sang it inte (¢ Wieteteiciesereisie Fiose Frivol—Yes, | quarrelied with the leading man, He-—-Di4 nobedy take your part’ Fiese-Only my understudy. A BAFFY OUTLOOK. Deorothy—We ve invited 8,000 guests to cur wetding. Donald—Weill. say! We can sell enough duplicate Whee Ciarence takeo mg Imad to hee der long for paredion o I think Tre foand my heaven here, burste of jsughter, they finished writing something They tried the record en the phonograph amié re- newed demonstrations of unholy mirth. Finally tt wae carefully wrapped up in the paper which had bees taken from the orginal record deposited by Hilton ia the clerk's desk. Hilton came in « few minutes later on his wag home. He got his package from the clerk and went home. Mrs. Hilton, of course, waa on pins and needles hear the gong on the phonograph. “Come am, George,” she sald, when dessert was fim ished. “We'll have our coffee in the stiting-room; I must hear the new wna.” Hilton will remember to his dying day every inct- dent which followed. He moved a small table te the centre of the room, took the cover off the infemmal phonograph, unwraped the record, put It In place and to turn the crank He oett!! remembers the look of pleased expectancy on hie wife's face as he began. He remembers eves more clearly how {t changed, firet to surprise and then to horror and incredulity Thie ts ihe song which the phonograph rendered te the tune of “When Clarence Takes My Hand:" When Georgie wakes o drink of two An’ omste the Me ten't at! with red, Bui does the thing up brown, He shoots the wintews fall of helen The lobeters all ture pink, The pelcemen (le of heart é@fesam When Georgie takes a frtnk Ti show you an expert- ment {n atmogpherto pressiure, young men. and one that won't fall, elther ALL men, as 4 rule, ave bodies out of pro portion to their lower limbs—that {s, smaller than they ought to be with the natural resu't that they are unable to bear fatigue, or to compete in the strucglee of life with lesser men more harmontously proportioned. Army experience bears out these ob- “ - servations a long and fatiwutng march the tall There were other verses n the ome genera) tones, i t first md to campaign: | ¢'Ving further detatis about Georgte’s alleged miseem> om: wanen so \s _ ‘ar “a ase, they have luet. Por the sheer horror of tt, Hilton heard ing, unless ¥ rarely c . y ! the thing out to the end: well-knit and symmetrical frames. A soldier be- ge out t end tween 5 feet 6 inches and 6 fee: & or § inches te usually Ses jenenes 080 one te ta the man most capable of bearing the etrain of !i’e we Bape ani pray they’M be away Wen Milton takes « drink! That wes the grand climax and qlose ef the song, It would be sacrilege not to draw the curtain ovep what followed. “DON'T ELOPE!"” College Girl in a Love Tangle Asks for TRIMMED WITH LACE and Receives Advice. To the B4iter of The Bventeg World: AM @ young lady seventeen years of age and am considered very pretty. There are two young mea whom | like fairiy well, One te a Colurdia Co legey student and the other is in business, and | am sure z what fe bes: to do—marry fellow openly or the Columota fellow, who dees net want it known but kept a secret? Please excuse writing and all mistakes, as I am writing this at college under my desk, as we are not eupposed to write letters in college. A COLLEGE GIR. The above letter |s printed solely for the purpose saying a few necessary, if hareh words, not only “A College Gtri,” but to some other girl ree¢are The Evening World who find ft easy to fall or what passes for love, and just as easy to again. To begin with, the writer of the above letter ie ! “a young lady seventeen years of age.” She is @ j young girl and a very foolish one at that She doe net know her own ming or she would know she | trimmed with white lace and hes a folded waist belt | cannot like two young men “fairly wei.’ Ghe ae | high enough te approach the Empire style. A picture|oniy Itke one of the men well enough to marry imax hat completes the outfit. It ts ef white chiffon, with | The “Columbia College fellow” Is, of course, out of the ostrich plumes. question. The proposal to elope ie too ailly to be considered. Tile threat to go away never to returs ’ is probably not meant at ail. And as for his spending WORLD'S POSTAGE STAMPS time and money on the object of his affection, thai HE total number of all koown vartetire jssuel | ts equally unimportant. Mogt foolish college beye és by all the governments of the world up to the| the same thing. present time te 14.6% Of this sumber 183 have! Finally, the best thing “A College Girl” eam @ & British colonies and protectorates, leaving 10,435 to the “Columbia College fellow” as well, Whee the rest of the world. Dividing the totals among few years older, has learned her own ming continents, Europe issued 26%; Asia, 2,778; prepared to meet the problems of the world America, 4,7%, and Oceanica, 1,631. time enough for her to think of getting