The evening world. Newspaper, April 28, 1900, Page 4

‘ . THE WORLD: SATURDAY 1900. bi iadabiecenpaee <5 sgaaael s PARK ROW, ec esanadnelpocaapaelemadaameal EVENING, APRIL 28, | | The Fetters of Creed That Christians Wear. vin had that as well as the present student of the ea Yes, so it is the same old sun in the | heavens, but in our time it gone to making da gverreotypes and photographs, It 1s the same old wa- er, but in our century It has gone to running steam ‘+ lengines. It is the same old electricity, but in our time {t has become a lightning-footed errand boy. Bo it ts the old Bible, but new applications, new uses, new interpretations, You must remember that during the last 30 years words have changed their meaning, and some of them now mean more, and some less. I do not think that John Calvin belleved, as some way he did, tion of infants, A man who believes In the na f infants himself Geserves to lose heaven. What Christ will do with all the babies in the next world I conclude from what He did with the babies in Malesiine He hugged And kissed them. I believe in the ‘SATURDAY, APRIL 28, 1900. teres eesseeee NO, 14,180 | VOL. 40. LONG'S DAILY CARTOON. eighty’ of God and I belleve in man's free agency, but no one can harmonize the two. It fs not necessary that we harmonize them, Every sermon that I have ever heard that attempted such harmonization was to me as clear as a London fox, as clear as mud. Do not try to m either th throne of God or the thunderbo! n .|lIttle steel pen. What do you know lerees? You cannot pry open the doo: HE unfortunate thing now ts that so many | counsels, You cannot explain the n Christians are only half lberated. government now; much less the mysteries of His ‘They are bound hand and foot by religious government five hundred quintiliton years ago. creeds. Let no man misinterpret me ax antagon'#'ng | | move for a creed for all our denominations made creedr 1 have eight or ten of them; a cread about | out of Scripture quotations pure and simple, That religion, a creed about art, @ ereed about social If, | would take the earth for God. That would be tm- fe creed about government, and so on A creed \§ | pregnable against infidelity and Apollyonle assault, something that a man belleves, whether it be written |-phat would be beyond human eriticiam. +} or unwritten. Lat us make it simpler and pla for people to get The Presbyterian Church ts now agitated about its /into the kingdom of hinder peo; creed, Bome good men in tt are for keeping It bece he idea that the it was framed from the belief of John Calvin. Other) tag on to the onevessential of faith in Christ any of good men in it wang revision. | am with neither | the innumerable non-essentials. party, Inatead of revision I want substitution A man who heartily accepts Christ te a Christian Tt te impossible that people who lived hundreds of/and the man who does not accept him t# not « yeara ago should fashion an appropriate creed for) Christian, and that t# all there is of it. He need not our times. John Calvin was a great and good man, | believe in election or reprobation, He need not be- Dut he died 338 years ago. lieve in the eternal generation of the Son. He need ty living Presbyterian | not belleve tn everlasting punishment. He need not be- BS ridles Tas Herr pedisgegese creed than John |lleve tn tnfant baptism. He need not belleve tn plen Calvin, ‘The nineteenth century ought not to belary inspiration. Faith jn Christ ts the criterion, ts called to sit at the feet of the sixteenth the test, te the pivot, ts the indispensable But, you say, it te the same old Bible, and John Cal- T. DE WITT TALMAGE. omeneoenrooeseneromernna scat wg ETIQUETTE. | REV. T. DE WIT T TALMAGE. your fine figure, The Father—And what did the boarfer say? ‘only gone before. eoeeece--- CEDENT IN PUBLICITY. @etablishment of the precedent of pub- Melty im the Stokes divorce case is impor- | @ «4 fant, The precedent established is one ‘which no court should slight hereafter. Nothing has been told of the matter : ‘tat soolety had not a full right to know | fie ee own protection. Nothing has been con- to further support the charge that the law Gigcriminates between rich and poor, | @ (uy freedom from temptation. It 3 \ very gypsy te she, Nilue born, ways buy immunity from the results Of) B Sister-tn-law to jealous Pottphar Se lbrrtane ego 7 aan @ Make your est bow to her and bid adieu! ‘Te! a i Bx-President Cleveland did not marry his niece. He married the daughter of his old legal associate ‘Then, If she Iker tt, she will follow you @ored institution of marriage. —John Keatp i COPOWOO VOD NDTLDOOOOACOYDHIIOOY”, ide A NEW ROSE IN BLOOM. a, Let Him Ask, sclentifc fiorista do not AN UMBRELLA TENT Should a young man walt to be Invited to oall on a aith ak to po te tty Indy he has Just met, or should he ask leave? Shakespeare HM. B fe “a wasteful and ridiculous excess.” ‘The young gentleman should ask permission to en! On the contrary, they are never more sing pleased than when they have shown } Dame Nature a new trick in the dainty 4 , tinting of sweet petals, whether of lily, rose or POO) S Fame. OU'D better take @ little care”— Wine and Gahe. ‘That's what she says to me What refreshments are Fame, like a wayward girl, will still be coy is the wine served? TOUR. To those who woo her with too siavish knees. Galen le earn 6} Seton nih Witbn at cline ah ator But make surrender to some thoughtless boy noon oF evening entertainment And do ¢ more upon a heart at ease She ina y; will not speak to those Who have not learned to be content without her A Sit, whone ear was never whispered close, Who thinks they scandal her who talks about her. § OOOO Or rved with win e Fingers or Fork? Is it correct to eat American cheese with the fingers? NELLY MEYER Tf a fork is provided tt Is better form to use it. No. Can @ man marry his niece? I not this relation | ship too close? Did ex-President Cleveland marry hi | niece? REX A man may not legally marry his niece in thie State T should scratch his in return, UNWASKED. Gelden-Wedding Congr ations. What shall I say when congratulating a couple at « golden wedding’ R. I. Congratulate them upon thelr happy past, and wis! them many more years of loving companionship. plano? 8 GONE, BUT NOT FORGOTTEN. {AT THE BREAKFAST TABLE The Son—Ma told the new boarder that you'd lost The Son—He said he thought It wasn't lost, but KINDNESS RETURNED. The Maltese—As this little boy has been kindly scratching my head for some time, it ts only fair thmt \ He—Who ts that ugly old woman over there by the Oh, that's Mme. Cosmetique, the famous ofavty | TALMAGE’S SATURDAY SERMON. |THE MERRY JEST WILL DRIVE AWAY THE BLUES. A LESSON IN GOLF. Miss Bloomer—In fact, the horse Seems likely to be Superseded by the bicycle everywhere! ‘The Professor—Ah! then that accounts for this piece of pneumatic tire in my sausage. OVER THE Law. “Your greatest enemy is whiskey.” enid the parson to an incorrigible member of his “But.” said the wayward one, “you have elways told us to love our enemies.” “Yes,” answered the good man, “but not to swaliow them.” SoU nEREnEEneieieheneneneennenionenmandeeene el A NOTABLE EXCEPTION. “All the world joves a lover,” quoted Mr. Homewood. “There is one notable exception,” objected Mr. Wilk- losburg, “Indeed?” . “Yes; the girl's father’s big bulldog.” ere ec meee eee e enn eens nee, IN OUR BOARDING-HOUSE. “Wil some one please chase the cow down this a ‘TWO OF A KIND. way?" saft the funny boarder, who wanted ft ‘anal 1: fhe al 9 wanted some mIIK) Hiz—wWhat would you think of a man who divulged “Here, Jane,” sald the landlady tn @ tone that was} seeret intrusted to him? are meant to be crushing, “take the cow down there where} Dia—Well, I should think he was on an the oalf ts bawling.” ‘with the man who tntrus’ od It to him. CAUSE OF THE DELAY. -® “And give it a evipe like this, and”’-— "O-0-0-0-0, You've killed poor Fido!’ ning im that death scene? > Actor—Oh, I was just thinking that with the salary you pay death seemed a pleasant relief. SS The Organ-Grinder—I wonder why de monk stay so flong? COOTNE AND BILLING. The plumber came down Like a wolf on the fold And moée « big biuf ‘Mong het pipes and cold. Nine houre by the clock He made love to the cook, And that night $18 We were charged on his book. ether bloom, ., The latest exploit of the clever flower-breeder “Whas its fruition at Philadelphia, where an Ameri- Jean Beauty rose has beon put forward in delicate E pink, instead of the customary deep red. It has Haken four years to obtain the perfect flower. An- “other year will elapse before the product gets be- {Yond the exhibition stage. ~ We can see the deadly prosaic tose his head in al The Weight of a Bee, Mat Raising. If 1 am walking with « lady and a gentleman friend of hers passes and raises hte bat to her te it my duty to raise mine, being a stranger to him? If @ lady | friend should atop her je tt my duty to raise my hat? | pound. Bs. | f You should raise your hat tn both cases. | dee: HARRIET HUBBARD AYE Teach Children to Breathe Through the Nostrils. bread, welghs nearly © Seapable of such work lives nearer the®dear heart! “of Nature than any who do not care for his mas-| terpiece; that he absorbs into his own being a 7 Very desirable something from the swe:t mys- terles of bud and bloom amid which he has his! ‘obeupation. iI early tn Ife to breathe through ths nose [in- portant for health's sake, and ala) for ehilireh's looks, for nothing gtv tive appearance to a face than the habit About with the ips apart, The gaping mouth t* not A new umbrella tent ja now used by hunters end only ugly but exasperating to It haw a central pole, with riding collar and at it pened and ed Uke an umbrella, Ryery mother should watch her little ones closely canvas \s rofied around the AM- “and ee to It that they keep thelr mouths closet when asiee, And at all times when not necessarily open for | jx permanent the purpose of eating, drinking or talking Teachers of physical culture aiways begin by tn- sisting that the puplis breathe through the nostrils patience. But we like to belleve that the man | through them, whereas th nen soldiers POST-OFFICE VS. POLITICS. $ F Mr. Abraham Gruber read the Congress re- ports printed on the same day with fotes! of his address on bossiem he had oppor- tive and frritating to the threat and bronchia. brella fashion. CURIOSITIES OF ALPHABET © those who tunity for a striking refection. | ft might appear that each letter ie of equal im. ‘The average statesman,” said Mr. Gruber, | ce In the formation of words, but the rela naliered the subject his mouth closed while he {« performing his feats as! preathe invisiite dust which eon-j} and expel it in the same way, ‘out of the Post-Office bili. | Unravel so many mysteries nuatly floats through the air ts drawn directly Into! It appears thet “the average statesman” {n Con- | * a a ae es Grees is still enough of « politician to lug away ‘il the spotis he can grab for bis rural constitu- @acies, even though he must pare and'cripple the ~ Postal service at head centres to get the where- ‘withal, What, compared with a new public build- @ Squedunk Corners, are litle things like }and copvenience in handling a whole coun- |‘ @t Now York? Matic tube services in the big cities was thrown | pared with others that enables oryptoeram renders "Mie the firat place, th THIS IS THE PROPER WAY TO HANG A HAMMOCK. Do you know how to hang @ hammock? It ts something of an art. tn the first place the hips must be nearer the floor than either feet or head. The head must not be too far below the feet, nor the feet low enough to destroy the per- fect balance. Head and foot of the hammock should be fastened at an equal elevation from the ground, far apart or near together, to sult the individual taste of the occupant, The trapeze attachment has supplanted the old tree-and-rope method of hanging a hammock. Even the ring-bolt in the wall bids fair to vanish. The trapeze allows the adjustment of the hammock to whatever angle or degree of tautness the occupant destres—from a full-length couch to an easy chair, ‘The wooden trapere support folds inte surprisingly small space, and may also have an awning attachment, A self-adjusting pulley regulates the angle of (Re hammock and is simple to work. ‘There aré modifications of this, by which any one lying in the hammock may reguiste his position Mosqulto-net canopies may also be bought for the hammocks. ‘The trapeze |* invaluable on yacht, lawn oF veranda, and saves the trouble of hunting up two trees or a wall and post at correct distances for hammock hanging’ To Clean Varnished Paint. a ie Ses. o AREFUL weighing shows that an ontinary bee, not loaded, weighs the five thousendth part of a pound, so that it takes 6,000 bees to make a But the loaded bee, when he comes tn fresh | m (he flelds and flowers, freighted with honey or ADVISES = = | + + MOTHERS. | ‘T ts most important that children should be taught the lungs, injuting thereby the delicate membranes chotce. She Itked them both. of the entire breathing apparatus As a result ca-/ tarrhal troubles and even more serious ailments engue, | distinctly different temperaments. Breen was stylish. more fooileh and anattrac-! The nostrils act as a kind of sieve and permit pure He thought more of an appearance than of education xolne alr, tempered by Its passage, alone to reach the lungs oF sober knowledge of any kind. He was gallant mouth will admit not only | so obliged to look sudden blasts of icy afr, sufficient alone sometimes to produce pneumonia, but foreign substances so @estruc- The habit of deep breathing is easily acquired and “Breathe through the nose,” {f It could be made a household slogan and were honored by strict ob- servance, would practically demonstrate the fact that and every athlete, If nottced, will be seen to keep most colds are the result of not knowing how to Deep breathing will cure a cold in the head in & el as reported, “makes the mistake of ceasing tive thome required in the language are Well as all other times when his features are in re- > te be a politician.” these: a, Sb. 16; 6, 9 a, Mi: f, 3: m, 17; h, 64; Done, hours and prevent its attacking the lungs. : Ce re) 6 vy Besides the disfigurement to a child's features from! Let the sceptical try taki one hundred deep! 7 ; pI br @ et the sceptical try ng And in another column was the House vote at). oy 1 gy. 3 fw. x 45 HL Tt ie this {Ne continued evil practice of by hing through the breaths daily and | am content to await the verdict. | ‘Washington by which the appropriation for pneu-| knowledge of hol frequently one letter te used ev mouth. It ts a positive injury to the health | Remember, take the breath in through the nostril HARRIET HUBBARD AYER. a. ere ry eeererrey +e eet “Willie Wichman te going to New York to make his fortune.” Andy Breen felt happy ané easy after this, His way would be clear, Annie was philosophical. Willie had told her his intentions and she had given him her biessing. In two weeks the local paper announced: “Wille Wichman, who left us e fortnight ago, hae secured @ position in the employ of the X LN. Ph New York." THE DAY'S # | LOVE STORY. WILLIE WICHMAN'S RISE. K's BREEN and Willie Wichman were in love wHiB the some girl. Thaty contest over ihe af- fections of Annie Haywood had gone on for bout six months, Apparently neither had gained a’ lead. Annie! could not bring herself to make @ ‘This was perhaps peculiar, for the suitors were of | Al0ne rae Seve singe Sewers ence ae “Mr, William Wichman, son of his father, has bees Promoted and is now a trusted employee of the great X. LN. T, Railroad in New York.” he period of Willie's absence Andy Brees flourishing time in his courtship. He end 4 allowed Willie to float from thelr minds, ! . account of Willie's doings appeared in to think she had made a mistake tn Andy without wating to see how the other |. Bo she put her wedding off, saying would ike to wait a little longer. hole village talked. In their imagination they of the great railroad corporation. ndy Breen naturally took the matter to heart, postponement of his wedding made him look like > ted g E 3 H # it tt me pelt i i £ g g H i "QUERIES: ANSWERS." Pye bag they Whet ts ANXIOUR the representative of the village at the head