The evening world. Newspaper, April 7, 1900, Page 4

THE HUMORISTS MAKE FUN FOR EVERYBODY. | 1 t : bi THE WORLD: SATURDAY EVENING, APRIL 7, 1900, * : im ; ith |TALMAGE’S SATURDAY SERMON. The Everlastingness of the Bible. REVENGE IS SO SWEET. DOING HIS BEST. HER OWN FAULT. ing for us to do ls to put our divinely protected, as if God had guarded ft all 7 = > othe ps (keep on serene OOF | books into the sepulehre of forgetfulness have only hand the Book he tp r Hoeere bei itened the fame of this. There ls not one beok eluteh the word In the beginning God create! !out of # thousand that lives five years. Any pub- » Beavens and the eart 1 ithe Infidel a Brest Meher will tell you that. There will not be more “|deal better then I a ne of the vamby-pamhy ‘than one book out of twenty thousand that will live Ckrietians who pold a part of the truth and let the jy century. Yot, here is a Book, much of It old, and with more rebound and resilience strength in it than when the Book was first put upon parchment “lor papyrus, More copies of it printed in the lade ten years than of any other took—Wualter Seott's verley Novels, or Ma aye “History of Bng- or works of Char Dickens or of Tennyson { Longfellow having no such sale in the lest ten e Wible jurt as tt ts PO 5 She ars as the Bible. Tink of WiPERiahied aus) ahd - ashamed, young man, to have the world re ne Bible. ok ten more than 1,000,000 o¢ no all of It ere are nO many peo; » not know, You ask them if the and they say: "I guess it is; 1 don't kno * it ts, perhaps it isn't Well, perhaps it is, and , [it may he figuratively, and perhaps {t may not be at a Ix nothing In the Bible that +t many things | do not under vot pr ti nd, never shall | funky d. But that would be a very fesuld be fully understood by the human, That would very small Infinite that can be measured by the| They despise what they call the Apoatolle Creed; finite, You must pr expect to Weigh the thunder: /but if their own creed were written out it would read ot Omalpoterce in an ap * ke Unie: “ET belleve tn ing, the maker of heaven | Blariing with the idea that A carih, and in not! whicn It hath sent, whien land that He w and whieh nothing was Wife—It realty is too bad of you to keep me up like F this! n ft ma ji i Hubby—Not my fauit, m'dear (hic). You know where the bed ish!~The Cigaretie, ¥ SILENCE 18 GOLDEN, Mrs, Stubb—Jobn, would you refer to a gun as fem ' Patient (in intense agony)—Oh, doctor, doctor, if T§ intne? ~ |. could only diet Mr, Stubb—I ehould think not, Maria Doctor—Patience, my friend, patience! I am doing) ates. Stubb—And why no! my very best.—The King. Mr, Stubb—1 guns can be eflenced. AN APPROPRIATE COLOR. nything. | nd that he right han it will come to judge nothing eo Bible in manuseript ¢ A WOMAN'S IIT 8, ‘eatament a thousand years o! nostic church and in the of ar i Mr. SBtubb (reading) The sermon of the returne@ m fifteen hundred years old jarians, and in the forgiven and Id: the ritas! & a ch é it, ald many y-nine books of the Old Testament thousanda! life that never shall be. Amen sotlety women gave in thelr 10% for the ' “Oh, play some more, Profeasor! : lot years ago. Thirty-nine now. ‘Twer That is the creed of of thousands of people Hae & raat ty fil e'eibeie aba it mieh heathen of the New Testament sixteen hundred years ago. lin this day. If you have a mind to adopt such i Mrs. Stubb—They might ay well have y the family next door. Yes, but you needn't mind them! They poisoned jour dog jately!" 1 could neve: parte diamonds, John, The | the difference. pec coco ww ew en eon ee eo ee ‘A VIRTUE OF NECESSITY. G \Twenty-seven books of the New Testament now theory, 1 will not. “I belleve in God the Father Al | ‘The Book to-day in three hundred lang con: |mighty, the Maker of heaven and earth, and in Jesus fronting four-fifths of the human race in thelr ownlohpist, and in the Holy Catholle Church, and in the ltongue. Four hundred million copies of |t exist-/communion of saints, ani in the life everlasting. ence. Does not that look ss if thia Book had been! Amen.” T. DE WITT TALMAGB. ——— run if a kittin looked at him? Will, he kin Iek th’ ~ ‘ETON JACKET OF TAFFETA, | HoH EH A SESSION OF JOBBERY. | PTiceyceiecat veauah Cat (ht oho VERYBODY is glad that the Legislature has! BIRTHDAY LUCK 1 : he 4 Larry-We 4 grane ribbon aroun’ his nick adjourned. The jobbers have gone to For April 8. thelr homes. everybody will be doubly a A DEFINITION AND A HINT. glad when the legislative sessions shall be | held biennially. That will reduce the power for evil by the legislative body one- | Bt to reperted that there are women in B the Beer trenches. The ather side Is alee quite eHominately represented, ADDING COLOR, Larry—Do you remimber our ould tomeat thot wud F you wére bern on April § this ts the meoning of the day for you: xcellent day in general and He—What colors would you suggest as appropriate for our new bicycle club? She—Oh, black and blue, by al] means! halt. | Tm all the fine phrases incident to yesterday's @esing scenes not one voice was heard in protest = ggainst the iniquitous measures passed, the fail-| fap to amend upjuet jaws, the failures to pro- fest the rights of tho people as they whould be Protected, and not one word was raid by anybody For April 9, Siameepnesenerey. 480 corruption, the legalizet 9 Tt Is an anxious day. Be careful of oppost- ling by men who are pald by the people to} a LA ton and aceidents this coming year, and your i will improve. Much: activ- ind you will gain through friends and by y own exertions, Be guard- ed in writings, « sareful in additions and changes. Help your brother in misfortune, UPS AND DOWNS. Deetor—Do you know the effects of getting too much mercury in your system? Denny—Yis, doctor, Ol'd be a thermometor. DISCRETION THE BETTER ‘Pertorm their duty. H You have ntentious year before you, © Perhaps the mos: astonishing revelation of all and unless t atest care Is observed tn alt Gov. Roosevelt's own attitude during the ses- icsnae Telia a pape: posta Bos. The description which the Governor is re- bat GOn en sa you fay staan ts Te ported to have applied to McKinley, and which, and save thing. Copyrighted by the Sphinx Magazine, Boston | del deleteleteteteteleteeiel-betebintet-telbietetetetetet —— | ‘ LITTLE HOUSEKEEPER. TENEMENTS AND CULTURE. | Savery “eeerhat Shy: IGVE fear that rome good ladies of the West! End Republican Club are a trifle hasty in their ideas. They object to the Tene- ment-House Inquiry Commission. They am desire to “create the wants” of the very An kton jacket that typifies the Spring styles. It poor and let moral cultur> do its gradual !* a taffeta-appiique of pearl gray upon a white 4 . perfect work, unaided by the probe of the law- “10th ground. The applied design ts bordered by a bet zee |cord of gray silk with a network and crossings of ie ilk threads In the amalier open spaces. The collar All this te pretty, but not practical. Moral cul-!is bordered by a ruche of gray chiffon, and the cuff, -» tare ts not « plant to flourish readily amid squalor which comes far down over the fingers, is finished in GBA the unnecessary limitations of the lowest |'h* sme way. gi it iife. There must be some ald from sur-| SS and this will come through the prac-| The “‘Soft Sailor.” results of the Commission's wna! ty “Blucjackets” do not wear the soft aallors, | nevertheless the new mode! is accepted as sult- Dowever, was denicd by iim, would seem to fit his jo mach backbone ann chere- Aunt Maria—What @ good little boy to leave your Old Jock (to the village simpieton)—Well, Willie, § little friends to coe home with a poor ald wuntie one who docsn’t stay and fare ye afi hounds the day? ike me. knows tae girl isn't? siliy W: If the hounds dinna come) Master Dougias—Oh, mother always makes us 4 & THE DAY’S LOVE STORY. will Le that person who cannot find something tof please her to-day in the fish market j As to fruits and vegetables, the California fruits and | Bermuda vegetables are particularly fine present, and among the former, besides the oranges, of which effect of paralysing him. He looked at her with sur- OHN GRAHAM ought to have been a happy man, prise and horror. there are quantities tn market, there will be found | Nearly the whole of Mary's hair seemed to fall off some very nice pears. ‘i but strange to say he was not. Two months ego | ia her hands, leaving upon her head only the merest Some of the best apples In market have also wm the mere fact that he was walking down Btate|Wiep. She tossed it carelessly upon a table near by v (California although we always think lktreet with Mary Munsell would have been Joy un-|#nd seized the scissors to trim the locks around the ‘ rnging to this part of the country, Applen have |" Ui) Not nat wae two months ago, and to-day | Wound. John gazed with an increasing fascination n very scarce this winter, but these California | {DO wnee ae ugh, upon the shining mass on the table. It was fastened a Sypien ow in MARES ANS very gon tateee, The distance between them was not great as they | together with a hard iittle loop. He had seen such « Pi git vise Gabel yg Mihi tga Ryeeey walked along. In fact they often, and perhaps par- | things before in hairdressers’ windows. i a come from Bermuda. The onlons, nal ? gazed earn grew targ jearrots are all very nice, as well as the few potatoes pao ig Nga be age sit ee ego od cee ee ee hi neet io separa iv ‘4 mountable wall, The obstacle was, however, nothing b| Brussela sprouts are a good thing to buy now, for #0 extensive as a wall. “It was @ toupee.” John was not a coward, but he felt that never in him life had he been obliged to face a situation so tragic, so critical. How often had the thought of that wretched wig deterred him when an eloquent avowal @ | Was ready to burst from his lips! Mary's hair was beautiful. Red, gold or bronse, ac cording to whether you saw it in sunshine or shadow, |1t curled about her face and neck in bewildering little rings and lay against her well-shaped head in many braids and colle most cunningly arranged. John thought that, unloosed, It must be quite as long and jsplenaia as that of the woman in the window. To the most casual observer ft was evident from jthetr attitude that they were both very gone indeed, although each was honestly unaware of the depth of |the other's feeings. They had eyes and ears for nothing. Bo absorbed was their attention tn their own su- Premely interesting affair that, as they crossed the ‘muddy street, they neither saw the frantic gestures The brim is be pulled Af enough, being mference than |at with a spotted silk By “created wants" we imagine the ladies mean | or, and pliable, | Gapirations. Won't these come more naturally !4own over the eyes. The brim is © through model tenement dullding than through |elightly higher, of smaller « * the theorising of ever eo philanthropic a woman's Yeer's “sajiora.” tt ts trim 4 cravat, very wide and slightly (wisted about the | atu? Give suffering people better places to live crown. The foulard pattern is emphasized by the deft N OVELTIES in fish are quite abundant this week. It la many a tong day since we have had as much The Average Walking Pace. variety to choose from, and hard indeed to sult! The average man takes seventy-five ste fm, and they will feel a surer impulse to live bet-| manner in which the cravat is tied. This model is Ger, That will bethe moet real moral culture, accepted an suitable fo les’ negilgee costumes. minute. HOW TO HAVE A WINDOW GARDEN AND HOW TO CARE FOR IT Seiichi ickieebiicbirrer MR. COLER’S FINE ADVICE. |LLBR COLER'S advicego the young! men in Plymouth Church, not to try to get | rich in politics, was very old-fashioned | and very fine. It was the advice of a man! who practises what he preaches in the q midst of a political wigwam where tie op- | pasite practice is quite the rule. | Wf sometimes hard to imprees the advantages | @f plain honesty over roguery that glitters, But | there is hope that both Mr. Coler'’s words and ex- | May go far toward helping on the better York, in which the “where-did-you-get-it” | faste Will be conspicuously lacking. NEW WORD FOR DEWEY. IB i mo reason to suppose that back of | the simplicity evinced in Admiral Dew- ramee of what his declaration would bring from the practica} politicians. He knew| that be would have to endure the slings| NE LOOKED AT HER WITH SURPRISE AND HORROR. BRAUTY AND UTILITY COMBINED. ]@e an extremely bright and cheerful plant that cen be grown is the nasturt There are two varie- he vine and the dwarf—and both can be used to m a very toothsome salad, The colors are of great variety and very brilliant. The vine variety should be planted at the edge of the box. #0 it may droop over and cover up the rough sides. In the body of the box the dwarf variety may be put, planting the seeds about four inches apart. By erecting a frame the entire window can be covered, training the + ; ste fil i t i 3 i i il bt § i i | | over the frame. If preferred, morning-giories can be used instead on the frame, Still amother plant that ie suitable for the frame is the madeira vine, which Srows from bulbs that may be bought for a few cents. VBRY woman likes to have some green around if| For a shedy window panates are she lives in the city, for it brings just that little | row of single sweet alyssum may be put at the edge! ety bit of country every one longs for when the|{o cover the front of the bom. If an all white and |for @f Creeity to Gerry months come round. As pretty a little window. | green effect be liked, the dwarf be ' wD 2) 7= Mourish in New York. Slip of anti-poliey at Atbeny, the j z & ' I