The evening world. Newspaper, March 29, 1900, Page 6

Se MBP amor, LAURAJEANLIBBEY.|‘7H77 FUN-MAKERS DO THEIR BEST TO AMUSE, \THE DAY'S Seton wes tee aneng cee wwe racees.| Women Rate Suitors OOM PAUL .w«# w_ | MUTUAL DISAPPOINTMENT. LOVE STORY. _ Gntnwed 06 the Pent-Qilve ot How Vert on Sosen’-Ciass Ml! Mattes by Business Standing. TAKES A SHOT WHY @HE LOVED ROBES. 9 Pepi y, New Yi . ‘ THURSDAY, MARCH 20, 1900. Fate tomy ak OE co santa eee ‘ Pile: ale, eS See ; ; NM other days ft used to be the man's personality Cartoon by the Great Caran d'’Ache in the Paris Figaro, that made his business genteel or otherwise, Bar- ticed that was the last bit of change in my hum, the great showman of his day, used to tell us. VOL. 40 ..00000 sercce..sses oeee voeeNO.14,100| put now a man's business seems to be the stand- i lente cern ard of his gentility. If @ merchant and a mechanic both propose te a |etrl, nine times out of ten she will shut her eyes to |the true, manly worth of both and choose the oi | whe has the better worldly position, from a world point of view, to offer her And in thus choosing many women have made the Graves! mistake of their Ilves. They always discover this when it te too late, Early rising and a strict attention to his work be- comes @ part of the mechanic's life, and the habits thus formed make him thrifty, careful of the blessed boon of good health and strong of hand and of pur- pose (when the wheel of fortune tesses the golden coin of fortune to tim) to grasp and held @miy to | the opportunities that come his way. Proud may the woman be whom he dowers with his . love. Father-in-Law—When I gave you the han@ o: ; ‘The man in the mentee! business, in many Insgances, x} ‘seughtoe 1 aba: clk ‘Ge ue Bs Dereladn ‘ }has too much time to himaelf, and when tim $ Meoscoani ac cs! i jheavy on his hands he looks around for someth: pees ele: AIOE in’ jan enjoyal re to help hi use himself, sa @uotgn ts bat Gea be bs vagal ba ey Malad i 5 it, to his undo! a FA DISAGREEMENT. \ = puree. “TM tell you a little story about a rose, then you'll understand why roses are s0 beloved by me. ‘eo, I always admired them, just as most peopi® and that is how I came to buy the rose of my story. It was such a ve'vety, fragrant thing. I iting for Ned. I td come uptown ind was waiting for him to return from_an interview with a man {in those apartments area A DAILY HINT FROM M'DOUG ewe LL} Boer Marksman (to Kruger)—Will you have @ shot : ‘ ‘at them, Uncle Paul? 0 to Marte du Volx and tell her that I am beautiful woman you ever ba ‘ardon me, little one, | will go to ti TRIALS OF COMMUTERS. n and businesses swept down the maelr ar instead.” you will find nine times out of ten that it wai ,the mon in the genteel business that misfortune has |ningled out for her prey and swamped. | The business could not keep the mai Halt of the men whom we find in genteel business re better Mm to follow the plo bread by the sweat of their brow than many of those now #0 employed. The man in the genteel business strolls down to hia office late in the morning and when the sun has rearcely crossed the meridian ts ready to leave it for the day, aneering at the wise old proverb which says: “Man shall work from rise to set of sun." The young woman who chooses a man on account of hie business had better take care, beware lest her [selection turns out to be @ poor bargain, dear at any price. Select a husband for his own sterling worth, my dears, and encourage him to make his way onward und = upward In the world. THE HORTON LAW KNOCKOUT. ! ‘The home such a man will make for you will be ‘ built on & rock—not on the shifting quicksands. BPRAL does not condemn the Horton Box-| try io remember, my dears, in the selection of a {ag law. The measure is to be rubbed off jhusband that the man who has to work early and} Chose boys have tled a clothesline ucross the track the, slate through the faults of men who|/4te for bis dollars has neither the time nor the in-} igain! It seems to be imponsible for me to get this Officials wearing the police badge, who 10 HEALTH COMMANDMENTS irees that has ever singed and scorched the natures failed to secure its it. HE following ten rules are being quoted by E SHAME OF IT ALL MADE ME CLING TO HIM.” over there. You know Ned and J were the best of chums from the time helped me with my frst Oh, yea, the rose! ed it In my dress, and when Ned be chilled through, waiting se Jong, and insisted upon my going into of those little cldedoor parlors near here and getting some thing warm to drink. “There was only one woman besides ourselves tn- le the place, and she didn't strike me as a woman who would go there alone to drink. She was rather pretty, but her eyes had a haggard, tired expression ' as they forever wandered toward the door leading into the barroom. “Ned wrote some of his stery and I sipped a de- lictous beef tea and toyed with the rose and watched the lonely woman sitting opporite. “Finally she turned her eyes toward Ned, and sald Locomotive Engineer (on the Wayback branch))— She—How ts tt that more men paint than women? Me (ernically)—They don't. FOR APRIL FOOL PARTIES ind hearts of mankind ‘The law was a well-meant one. @ aimed to en-| !* !* the man that ennobles the business, my dears; Te E not the business which ennobles the mi nglish medica! journals: courage legitimate progress in the useful urt of LAURA J LIBBEY. Tei in @ trembling voice that showed she had been érink- ‘4 eelf-defense. a Laer mt leave your roome in the morning with juggestions to Inquiring Readers. ing much: % fivery man should know how to use his hands |#='sf ise Ponty ‘Serr hier he W's 7 MM | an ompty stomach, ‘ £ gest qereing to |, He’e been neatly four hours in there,’ nodding f emtincniatbimemamens 2 Never expose yourself to cold alr immediately NUMBER of letters have been received at t! toward the bar, ‘and I'm awful tired waiting.’ a, ee bis oe Lgagaard No}. eop| After you have partaken of a warm liquid of any bss) yg hapredeige votes games, refresh-| “Ned pretended mot to hear. After a few seconds ‘bratall necessary in acquiring or exhibiting |G*°°*"** rr kind, ments, por April Fool persies, rhe addressed me. thie knowledge. There can be shown strength, Happy with His Authors. 2 Don't leave your abode tn coid weather without ‘ama Bsssivedely psd Mica gS ppt a 4 a ‘That's « lovely rose. I used to grow roses before dexterity and spirit without bloodshed. So long HEN 1 am Haggard and my Harte seems J | warm wraps around your shoulders and breast. estess carry the “‘April Fool” clement to the point of] | ones wae tung ‘sicsusy.aiep sd oh ales ‘at these points were recognized and lived up to nearly rent in Twain, 4. Begin respiration tn the cold by breathing through Insulting het guests, and he turned on her a loqk that expressed a hunéred ‘ell was well. Or bi ‘tak tie Coon through [| the nose. This will give the air a chance to get warm The following, however, are one or two compare, cruel things, and the woman felt 1. i f tively innocent amusements more or less in vogue > _ When the scientife boxer gave way to the! 1 seck no consolation auch as draughts of wine "I meant no offense,’ said she. her meek tones be ¢ auch occasions: f ony ‘ Bruiser the Horton law's fate was sealed. And sien ee Sah ieee aha id Ap ruaee at wear @ heated oven nor Toente or oiher ard ‘qnmes many eselased, 600m pene weakness of her character, ‘please forgive a rightly so. t take his * ern Verses” down ugh gates ’ * tive packs being used, and firat prize being given to y > ‘awhile with Field. - @ Don't stand before an open window in a railway the poorest player, while the ree’ winner must be ‘on hare Sureronse’ tee Sorerls see back carriage, nor take « drive in an open carriage, after " A CITY HALL THAT WILL FIT. Whee 1 be lier? 1 have Lamb violent physical exercise. 7, Don't remain motionless in a co: room and de not content with the booby prise. When such games can hout the majority of the players ret that the pack tacks a left bower or “As I paseed the woman she flung her arms ever the table, and her head sank upon them. “I don't know whet impelted me, but my beautiful i? IN 1818, on the completion of the present City|} 4”4 many other kinds of fare which bookish 9) |’) Tht = ; pen apace on Ice or snow. contains six aces the fun is all the grea Hall, New York had the finest municipal Lipa tiant al ; Talk on! , ¥ ‘Then there ls the antiquated but still popular ‘don. | '0*® wae being pressed in her hands, and my own 1 have a Butler, Grimm and Gray, of Bterne only when you must, for the old phrase, 4 t h ‘eocasion. head was very near hers, when ! realised that my building In the country. It had cost $538,- and studious 100k, “Speech 1s silver, silence is gold,” holds good even in : D hey party,” which is appropriate in quent recelving a | (ears were flowing Juét as fast as hers were. 74, Tt was and is. thing of beauty and an|{ And my culsine’s presided over by Rose Terrp | bystene. numbered cards which obliges him or her to dance| “But Ned hed reached the door and turned fust tm A‘ architectural joy forever. But it has been Cook, % Don't put off your regular bath, When the akin with the bearer of a corresponding number, whether | me to see the woman stand up and say in low and ‘ + fearful:y outgrown. Whene'er I feel disposed to Red, a King-ly joy 'f |! Ot kept fresh and poft the cold draws the pores that bearer chances to be of the same or the opposite together and you are rendered susceptible to pulmo- nary troubles of al! kinds. 10. Don't retire with cold or wet feet. Nothing pre- vents sleep with so much certainty as the neglect of een, By clever distribution of ruch numbers much’ amusement may be derived. If the party {is informal have a cake tin covered with icing and ask one of the guests to cut the cake, or serve small cakes filled with cotton wool, or in ‘The idea that all city departments should have ts mine; No heart is lighter, and none Burns with feel- Deadquarters under one roof is not new or start- tab more divine Ung. New York had a severe attack of it six or} } yy pleasing task is never Dunne, for Nye me in summer, with door ever open for me. It vhame of !t all that made me stay and clin: é oeven years ago. Magnificent municipal buildings on the floor your pedal extremities. heg harm! tek ests. Be sure, a5 Are forty volumes still unread, and stiil I pine a some ot! jess way trick your gu i | SPFARE wp as It by magic. But they sprang on eee A Curious Dutch A however, Bt to play any practical jokes by means of | Paper abd stayed there, To-day New York still ronbn genious Butoh Auction. the food which will cause pain or mortification to any Bas its old, beautiful and historic City Hall—and|{ | ralee the very Dickens when the careless, print age A yp re Rig lg Duteh sensitive partaker. And have regular refreshments 1, Ned didn't say @ word to me, not even when Tents scattered offices for its crowded-out officials, ese Myerved ore. abel aie: 4% oe in plenty, beeldes those relating to April Fool's Day. | he left me at my door, only ‘Good-by: Attempts to straighten up my room, the place's LY ng affatr than ite English imit q i ted to “The next morning. though, ! awakened by a Philadelphia borrows glory from {ts $16,000,000 looks to A@e; posing & house is to be sold. The auctioneer stad Page can hardly be expect enjoy arate ADU jarogh i Nel wits A sear Goneh "ee + elty building with 750 fine public offices. Pitts-| 1 And yet, at most, I'm thankful, for, surrounded Senta Ml Pig Noe agp Lain fet, Negaee Bov- — ea —— red roses, Attached to their stems wan a sealed Lye : by those 5 dl ub £6,000." Nobody “l knew ‘3 writing, but 1 wann’t prepared ; Prete ra w 42 imposing structure, with room| |. Y {Mee mtn se ue men who have | | ds I. After pausy he crien “Pity golden cor Chocolate Money. ae eaten We wate: (hit nla’ cuutungne: Tots Municipal heads. 8t. Louts boats an no Holmes! ereigne for the first man who bids £6,900." And so Chocolate fs mil! used as money in certain parts Of | that's new I came to be Ned's wife. on until he a bid. It by no means follows that the interior of Bouth America, as also are cocoanuts ihe property is sold to this bidder. For the auctioneer ‘staple $3,000,000 City Hall. Baltimore bullt at an! } 5. Getcher Gunn, in St, Louts Post-Dispateh “Now you know why rooms have a special signif % expense of $2,271,000 most eet e-e-etteee s-entnteotntnennonemenemtnontn | t eas. e i City Halle in the thay Rell peg 4 3 — ——__— {9 again at it. Suppose £4,400 is the first bid. Then e oo ie il : clomati, it, Buf- Ww. SE tioneer shouts, “There are twenty-five golden Making Ti be fale, Gen Franciscn and Richmond are finely oman's Cye. for the first man who has the courage to aking Vee. bid £4 Pr When making tea, if the kettle should have boiled, buildings ranging from $600,000 to] Women cannot see so far as men can, but what jowaibly there is no bidder. Then £m eae ot can te oud’ tater AEA bell OS ante TH before making, and you will find the tea will be as/] L EVENING WORLD: . thay do cco they 00 quicker —Wushle, ts offered for a bid of £4,850. If there is no bid cost, and much emaller cities the x eventually above the £4,000, (he man who made that Ht - @ouatry over are proportionately well furnished. ae offer Is sawed aa aed with the property. Otherwise he ek @aly Boston shares conspicuously with New Pockets the bo: 4 has nothing mor Be eee the cake nothing more to do WIM wwiin « itthe more practice I think 1 should get my -— ola form back again.” Getinction of hiring quarters for its {Ff WOUNDED HEARTS | ¢ 3 Mow that rapid transit is off our minds for the By HARRIET HUBBARD AYER | tame, should we not put this municipal building Re Roves ftentions Love. The Rose. ‘THE BEST AND MOST NONBT. % mater in ite place again? We are going to do| A young gentleman has been coming to seo me Bari ee pn tagged rose; ‘The finest honey in this country is gathered from n in her hair; tremendoes things for the real estate promoters | steadily for two years. We exchanged Christmas and 1 ledhed. eth Soaletie onion ‘pion hives where white clover and basswood are accessible, moans junnel bdorrot birthday presents. 1 think a great deal of him and J bs — eager ady iw te think he does of me; although he never mentions love Fetare the use of one of the promoters’ pet phrases |. me. He is very Jealous and does not wish me to go Gad get it up as a motto and spur to our New York. | with any one but him. Do you think he really loves In quantity, however, it falls behind that made from the golden-rod and buckwheat blossom. From New York, Pennsylvania an@ Vermont comes the most of ‘The rose that nestied there. I lnger'd in the vestibule, ‘This te the phrase: sme or do you think 1 hed better érep him and gut aA- ther? a Don't pay rent ; own your own home, o'yes, T think T would certainly érop him, Perhaps a 4 when'be finds you can do without him he will properly A dreene quite snuffed the gas Jet out, COOKING AN BGG IN A SLING. And left us 6 ing there A etrange method of cooking an egg te sometimes BEGGING AND A TRAGEDY. |227recis rect ot tore ey a? T an og man fell dead of starvation while] Gave rapa Slippere—Papa Retarged Them. Dogging in a New York street was a matter| 1 am a young lady of sixieen, and am in love witha In darkness" at random kiss'@ ‘The rose that graced her hair. in a sting and whirled round heat of the motion has cooked It. E sf itge ¥ Rot reflecting on organized charity. Nor | young man about twenty years of age. as 8 does it follow that we steady caller at the house and on Christmas gave me] EQQQOSSSCOSOCSSSSOSCCNS SHOOLONCOOOSOGNOS and Led ns seevarae a very handsome present. He also gave my father « Heng competent | H l, Hf public solicitation of alms by indulgence pair of allppers, The other evening he took me to a lest in shunning the impostors we miss | harry end we got home rather late. We stood talking should Be for an st the gate when pape opened the window and asked equal amount A, by vlog Bog if he hot ve ing enough to better studying teachers would more com nenty Wes 8 consequence Of the non-en- | S7 7°mNe ee cariter. It was 2 o'clock. Pape albe tented. Peet. SABATINO NOSCHESR, . Police Weasures againat street beg-| ivrew the slippers out of the window. He has not Oakhurst, N. J. . “If the old man bad been promptly taken in| caiied since. Kindly advise me what to do, _—_ by the police his condition would have BROKENHEARTED 2 oimp and be would have been relieved.| 1: seems to me that It le worth this young men's Pe the Daher of The Greaiag World: ©@ the street were absolutely stopped | while to pocket his pride and apologise to papa. Tou Te aneuee to Onuaton? would be protected from such fraud as, might also havea talk with your mother and find out vireo: De pet eacember yoarssives: Beglect if im hie youth was ever guilty of a similar in- =. of the really useetson. Then you might remind your irate parent who perished oo miserably. of the days when he was young, and went a-wooing. ‘eeccasity ia New York. More 2 hope ree ebibered up ihe Ripuere ond etl be 0s Galiberately cultivated to coax papa to resume them, with ¢i od former consiieration for the enfertunate young maa. Wante Mim Beek. 1 ame young lady tweaty-two years of age, and I'm test the truth | in love with a nice young gentleman for the last two years. I nad o quarrel with him and told him to keep away altogether, #0 he 4i4 net come to see me since, and now | feel sorry what I told him. me some advice, How can I win him again? Of course you have on:y yourself to bisme. the young man @ note and tell him you are sorry your behavior. Tou owe him this il if :