The evening world. Newspaper, March 20, 1900, Page 6

THE COMIC SIDE OF LIFE. . EVIDENTLY A CUSTOMER: .| LESSONS. IN EATING. LAURA JEAN LIBBEY (eames be te Prem Pabtaing Consens, U8 to © PARE ROW, S ——~ Where Can Working Girls (Gusev ot the Pest-Olien ob How Tor ee onnd-Cane Matt Matin, NO, .—HOW TO EAT SOUP, Meet Marriageable Men? YJ THINK It was Emerson who said be should peefery tip of the spoon. , eo * | (euprright. 1900, vy the Proms Publiching Company, New York TUESDAY, MARCH 20, 1900. ] to alt at table with a perfectly mannered gcoun-| ‘This Is where the mustache misery sets tn. 5" ee em ay Ries PUTTING HER TO THE TEST. drei than take his meals with the bonestest man| For you may not take soup except from the side, —— ———— |In the world wh with his knife and made a gur-|and then you must do {t without the noise or sound. “T read your writings every night in The [sting notee In tal Is soup. A man with a mustache must use his napkin after Evening World, and ike them very much. But FOL. 40.0001 sree .NO. 14,00 | dinners begin with soup. At formal dinners!each mouth apd remove ali evidences of the| There is one subject which you do mot toudh upon, — - | sueeuCeeOeee OVC GCING 101A NHCGC 601018516 19161010101010 181 DOGOGOO® | 2nd which |--and | suppose every other working giri— 5-4-4-4-4-94-9004-09-64-6-4: | TAKING UP THE SOUP. @|*™m vitally Interested im, and that ts, Where can 3 @| working girls meet marriageable mea? We all appre- your advice af to how to deport ourselves when ve a lover, but, to my mind, there fe iittle use ‘udying how to treat a beau until after you have | captured one. Do tell us, if you can, how we can “Charles, 1 really believe you married me fer my, « money.” “Do your ‘Then lend me another hundred fer @ 7 re oF 60." “We must be up with the crows in the gray dawn of the opening day, and creep tired to bed with the @| rooks in the early dusk of the evening. I maintain “| THEORETICAL VS. PRACTICAL THEORETICAL VS. PRACTICAL KHOWLEDOS, . covery chance of matrimony—every hope.” ry My dear, I have answered many times in this col- She—How very uncomfortable it must fel to have ‘ | umn just such queries as you propound rf mee ‘on one’s an tie es le! ape you wouldn't o | She—Why, tt ten't wo bad after all, ' should @im thus early for her on Iii erewewcceessccecrecoeseescsoseem : People meet in so many di “T understand a cask of wi tr: WHERE THE TWIST COMES. nce to! each other—tha' Yes, but I’ 4 in rm thot !s put on th’ i b| to describe the many kinds of ways would fill many {iu geen 1ve Atvertised, warning peeple not to twists. Th’ coronet crowd gits safe up’ ' books; and the half of them would not even then be? «was it so bad as that?” 4 I ia woeresceseresasso @| I would say to you, my dear, make frienis among ' | Your women associates, widen your circle of ac- MORE GOLF. ' quaintance as much ag ts possible, and, after you ' S| have had your supper, forget, If you can, how tired ’ you are, and don your prettiest dress and make « i DON’T TIP TH . THIB WAY. DIP ay . rile. call of an hour's duration here one evening and there TOOO OO TOO Cd OOo COC OOOO COCO CUT POSE SOS | the next. } ‘P| oysters or clams are served as a preliminary course, | liquid. ‘The friend upon whom you call may have @ brother '¥ ? but soup ts considered of Itself a proper beginning of | Nothing is so vulgar as the hissing sound whieh |r ® cousin or @ friend who will be so pleased with you { You might as well giv: the important meal of the day. only an unrefined man or woman makes when par-|that he will never rest content until he knows you ‘3 Mekintey, He'll get &| Soup is nerved in plates, not bowl, The soup spoon} taking of a liquid better, beginning from that first chance meeting. 1S wante tt. 4s laid on the right of the plate, Of course one must not cool one's portion of soup) He my dee} Leapivby anak to accompany you $0-4-8-0444-6050445-60-1400-0004 howle be filled to the rim of | PY Mowing on It home, but ¢ none the less of him for that. He wee baie seat Fad laad ‘0 the rim of And beware of the temptation to tip the plate @o| Will come around all in good time, if he te the right ; “MARRIAGE AND THE TOIIERS.|";, ; Nowable to ask for @ second helping of | *#,t0,caich the Inst spoonful s BLD RAW Owe SC Oae tee eae Soup te only {ntended as & preparation for the| Be bright. happy and jovial, and be sure not to bring HIB is the doctrine of Preaident George Mor- | soup. remainder of the meal, the topic of conversation around to marriage the first ley, of the Morley Brothers’ Saddlery Com-| Sour ‘s eaten with a tablespoon, not a dessert sj Do not appear to regard It as the entire feast. time you talk with him. Better far appear not to pany, of Chicago: DOCOOUUGCOU i DOOU. y ” @ | be anxious. » The keen fisherman enjoye catching the fish that “Ne werkingman gheulé marry er ac- Dire to be the head of # family.” ‘ c ‘What nonsense this Is! “a A Geclaration against the marriage of working- bi men fe & pronunciamento against marriage with- | | ‘@ut wealth, It is an advocacy of the placing of > _. heme comfort and the pride of parenthood among _ the texuries of life out of reach of the humble. It ‘te ep open promulgation of a doctrine whieh “would oventually—and quickly, too—bring sdcial @narehy and national destruction. ee Our Republic is a nation of homes. Pre-em!- ently it is a nation of humble homes. Its aris- teerecy of wealth, though powerful in these days, fa mew and not responsible, even in the main, for + the greatness, the progress, the durability of our iastitutions. The Union and ali that therein is are the results of a ceaseless struggle. The men |’ be ‘who have been its shining lights have come out a of the ranks of the strugglers, The log cablo has 6 tar higher piace in our history than the man- ohn. he must angie for with much patience, while the }| flounder that leaps out of the water tosnap at th: ® bait he carelessly takes off the hook and filngs back g into the sea again. @| Look es sweet and attractive as nature—not art— | will permit. Go around for the purpose of passing ’ | an evening pleasantly with your friends, which would . H | De dull {f passed at home. An hour will not be missed > hy 4 @| much from your elumbers, especially if it te filled with $ ‘ ( pleasure, or even diversion. 5| You will not be tusbanéhunting, . | But et the same time, (f a marriageable man savn- / J tere idly across your path, and you are mutually at- y . tracted toward each other, and he can support you t ‘TWO INQUIRING, KEEPING UP THE AVERAGE, lesion of the Family 9 Father (calling from head of stairs a¢ 11% P. M.)—) Mistress—Jane, (his floor doesn’t look very dies, —— Jennie, don’t yeu think it's about time tage to bed? [Pid you sweep It to-day? aa well as you are now supporting yourself, 1 know | of no reason why you should not wed him, if he ashe @ | you to. LAURA JEAN LIBBEY. Fide—Well, I'm o@ for the links thie morning, all right. For a Thin Neck. Jennie—Yea, papa, dear. What on earth keeps you} Jane—No, mum. I didn't sweep tt to-day mer yiataps of treating the decolletage of even- | ip so late? day, but I aweeped it three times the Gay afore thet, f the wearer be too si lace, the points turning upward to the throat; the ex- treme edge of the points run through with black vel- mereeieecurs| @ THE DAY'S LOVE STORY. # the Vandykes. The effect te original and generally “Dear, don't bother about Mins Wheel” — Becoming, A wide berthe or shoulder flounce of rich A prize of $25 will be awarded cach week for thi Bhe put her hand on his mouth. {S| lace is replacing many of the fussy chiffon frils on best original shert love story. The prize-winner will @| the better clase of evening bodicen Tea gowns. |} | inted tn S day's ooning World. All. ac- blouses and evening gowns are beautified by collars | of rich olf tace, mull or embroidered crape, cepted stories will be paid for—85 sack. Stories e e e Daniel Webster was a struggling lawyer in 1808, when he married Grece Fletcher, who became “a |} strengthening influence in his life.” @ NEVER PUT THE POINT OF THE Thurlow Weed married Catherine Ontrander|'s IN THE MOUTH. “Hush! It isn't fair to mention names £ bay thinking of the lovely blonde whose hand you kissed. “Jealous little witch! That was Aunt Ada. @he Just promised to love you for my sake. | 414 °: when he was a poor printer, “I had when the | DOOSDIADOOOWASGOOSE S11INT GHYONSOOOOOOOOOOOO —— must not exeeed 700 words—500 words preferred. 3! tier hand, but 1 kept this for my wife.” ceremony was over,” ho wrote, “just money |such as one te furnished with at some of the restau» Sherry wine is served with soup at a formal din- How to Cut Cake. Send MS. to Prize Love Story Editor, Bening World, }| And stooping, he kissed the sweet lips which had eg a : rants. ner, and ts poropriate with this course ; F P. 0. Box 2,854, New York City. natvely betrayed the secret he had longed to Bear, enough to take my young wife to Albany. To this ' aR Une a small ging to cut a plece from the centre. ” y ‘At thi Mise Wheeler hurried tn. fortanste warriage 1 am largely indebted for|,,/" (xine, (he soup uP. dip the Terie iA) eens Ered eth sot pit must not be broken | Then cut as usual Taking the plece from the centre ols ata the plate; drink or eat for the pro’ 0 the soup, but should eaten in fragments whatever of personal success and pecuniary pros: | dispute—trom the side next you, and never from the | from the left hand. Hutter ts not served at inner, Hees w hide tak to the tae ane jane oe ee perity I bave since enjoyed.” - * = — —— oe sash ‘ ‘When Garfield married Lucretia Rudolph “love TY OUTH. e * fm @ cotuage” and a hard-earned education were ne BERUT SM part of the face, It A Is principal possessions. can the least conceal the feelings, We can neliher DEAR CITY OF GOD. Lincoln after his marriage to Mary Todd wrote hide {ll-temper with it nor good. We may affect | eel Ss Gestully of boarding at a Springfield tavern for | what we please, but affections will not help us, In a} Ne port walt “Tear City of Ceerope,”’ may we not also say ‘Dear City of Get? '—darces Auretiee. Ha wrong cause it will only make our observers resent the 1 have eaten thy frutts, O World; ‘Thou hast opened thy gatee to me, ndeavor tp impose upon them. A mouth should be ‘of Th: t n “ 188 STUART, hare yeu time te listen to Grant had the meagrely pay of a Heutenant in sy Atte aietieee, as woll as plump tn the Ips | hail there be ea Se tore rad an te ad bs sews ret: choice morsel of news?" "4 the Mexican War period when he married Julla| When the ancients, among their beauties, made In thy walls, dear City of God? ane eee “Oh, I can make time, Mise Wheeler,” wes # Deat. mention of sma!l mouths and lips, they meant small y courts, dear City of Goa? Comm: , only as opposed to an excess the other way, @ fault thave.i : Ke jodore Vanderbilt married Sophia Jobneom| {0 Common in the @outh. The sayings in texor of | ay Peres ‘aes fro thee) And thou weav‘st me a mantle of gold in love!” ©, ‘When he had saved $500, If he had waited till he) gall mouths, which have been the ruin of so ¢many | Mien eee ae Or I go ill-clad, unsho4, “Indeed! Have you seen hie—his inamoratat” get tich New York social history might be differ- | pretty looks, are very absurd. If there must be an ex-) Th oie tet ee ee Ah, make me a citisen worthy Miss Wheeler smiled maliciously on hearing the ent to-day. cons either way, it had better be the liberal one. A ‘ doar City of Goer To dwell in thee, City of Goa! quavering question, Go examples of famous love that has not waited | Petty, Dursed-up mouth ts Mt for nothing but to be left to {ts complacency. Large mouths are oftener charming. Verily, she is ‘a daughter of the gods.'” ws om wealth might be multiplied to the capacity of | found in union with generous Alspositions than very i CA LIFORNIA ~~————————=] Elsie Stuart stifled a sigh as she thought of her own ¥ @ qbarto volume, and there would etill be untold | «mall ones. fell elelnteteteteintelstetolatatetotetetettotetotetetoteteh 'S RABBIT petite figure and brunette coloring, 7 4 the thousands upon thousands of humble romances ——- | TO THE | CRAZE. “ate Woked at her wits ste heart tn bis soe) tae i that have not strayed into history. | The Eggs of Fishes. | EVENING WORLD | tinued Miss ne @ ly caught g + +e * HE number of ova which some of our native fishes > produce is so very astonishing that It would be Assuming that Mr. Morley has intelligence, w| gh aaa with doubt except upon the moat un- Saye Philanthropy te Net Charity. has insulted it in his quoted observation at the| |impeachable testimony. So many ap 29,000 have been | To the Raiior of Tae hvening World head of this article. In any event he has hurt |taken from a perch of only half a pound weight. Mr. | Chauncey Depew says philanthropy 1s harmful. &3¢ insulted the great mass of humble American |V) Thompron found im, $5 ova in a lumpaucker of Af- | principle it 1s (rue, but as soclety fs now cone! teen inches in length, and the codfish ts sald to prd-|it te not only a necessity; tt 4 1 ut: home-makers who have ever donstituted the| dude eovecel snfitions. nuah tineuber tect pbllanthitep cial duty. But one be ope murdicst, csc and br aca ee merely giving a piece of bread, a tive portion of the Republic's millions. j thinks I can't ope It. T'm glad she’ would have cared for me only she came | iste closed the door and sank inte brain in a whirl. | For two years she had assisted Frank Harvey | editorial work. Pi 8 s¥ Fs charity does. HLE Ie effect he has pronounced the workingman's Xe : She had learned to love him Geariy, and had eondition but one of slavery. He hes told the |% WALKING SUIT FOR EASTER BB | ae et CZnica! Label om Modern Gitte, Heved he cared for her. He hed never sai so laborer to be without hope. He has demanded the Weegle are’ aware elateg: “Wa: m % . ing: 'y do you fe % he work Gone, he overthrow of democracy’s finest social law. marry iese nowadays than in the days of poy lors i 4 corted her home, “rhaae vl Prd to her room A mee may marry*when he knows his own |G mind, that he is in love with the woman and is they do, - on the top floor of a cheap bearding-houss, feeling ” ‘s because they've learned rich beyond measure in the possession of his friend- a with the passing years, Also the girl of to- % ship, and shyly wondering {f the veiled tenderness in ,. . day is homely, fresh, super-tndependent, ignorant of : his voice as he said goog-by meant that at some future @arning efough money to support her. A woman § | hourekeeeping and silly, Who would not rather re- happy time no farewell would be spoken between fo justified in taking » husband when she ts sure |@ main single than link bts destin? with euch @ crea- ‘Mis love, is willing to share life's burdens with \ 2 | ture? CYNIC. Ie She an Undutifel Deeghter? Ty the Balter of The Rvening World Am I right tn the following act, readers? Tam a girl of nineteen, a stenographer earning $10 a week. Last week my father thought I was disrespectftl to him and boxed my ears. Now, 1 couldn't stand that, enug in the Cabines, with his hands untied *0 1 went away from home ai once and now board : the Easy Boss is no trick medium. 9 | with @ frie@d for $5 a week. Hitherto I turned my | ers : | weekly $10 over to father every Saturday, he giving | witich leads me to believe that Counsd halen te ta his own way (0 | me $1.60 from it for carfare, lunch, &c. He now says girl to whom 1 paid some slight attention took me too Seperation me fodgment also for the dive- |S m 1 am un@utiful and wicked to desert home. Please ‘ sertousty. Don't think me a concéited ass if I say f confesses Ny | advise me, friends, for | am sorely perplexed. ‘ MARY J. BOYNE. When the campaign music ts over, Mr. Piatt expects |§ 5 | Beigtan hares, and it 1s expected that big fortunes will| He Jee made, Rabbit te to be canned and tte juicy ment i otherwise diapesed of; Ite pelt is to be made tate eeal-| 4,.,5) sacques, ite fur inte hate, and ether things are ‘Dr. 2 Tato Ly sag mot sarement worl wpa dunar