The evening world. Newspaper, February 27, 1900, Page 6

eR AE ayer. THEYWORLD: TUESDAY EVENING, FEBRUARY £7, OTHE FUNNY SIDE OF LIFE. TO BE RIGHTED NO EXCITEMENT. AN UNPOPULAR ROLE. re | co ‘Se Saiorld. "To WRONGS , 00 to PARE ROW, Oy ho rem Puntening Company, ae 26 the Pest-Oftce at Now York on Secent-Class Mai! Matter, SER | : TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 27, 1900. | HE long hours of labor demanded by the hunar sea saa | | competition of to-day tend to destroy the family BO veveseccscoes sees soeeseee NO, 14,070 lite of the toller. Modern machinery with 1 wonderful result of multiplying the product has ny t to the worker those advantages we have t, and whic come wit t By JOHN GRAHAM BROOKS. (Of the University of Chicago.) bro | rie! DAILY HINT FROM M'DOUGALL the newer education The inte ave Ke | machinery discriminates in fave and against the middle-aged and old man tn workshop ‘The young and alert men are selected + loperate the machines, and the falthful old employe who perhaps has mpent the best years of his life with one empio; compelled to step down and at the firat perceptible sign of infirmity. This ts one of thet iragie elements tn this struggle of Indusiry “Bee here, children, what's all this noise about?” In the amicable adjustment of this evil the prob! ome “Why, papa, we're playing South Africa, and now. must be considered from three polits of view—from Kasi won't be Cool! Rhodes!"—Lustige Blsetter, the standpoint of the employer, preserving al! fi from the standpoint of the employer, careful == all his rights, and from the standpoint of | CORROBORATION. the welfare of society When these elements nave . = é been properly harmonized and brought nto just rela tlon with each other the problem will have been solved of the poor as well as the rich. Ln this : people strive for mere bigness in building up fortu + in education and in everything else without regard quality, The new education must adjust machinery He (wit! to the best requirements of society. Fifteen yearns, vet tome forty whole years and never had « Ago railroad managers resented the slightest sugges-peinele quarrel! tion of government interference in their business af His Bride How terribly monotonous, darling! faire, This feeling Is gradually disappearing among the thoughtful business men. At prevent three of the’ Greatest railroad men in the country are strong cates of the plan for intelligent Governmen WHEN THE SWALLOWS HOMEWARD FLY.” ery dived (Lastige Blactter) machine as a locomotive Cfushing trusts outright fs as absurd as it would be, to form an ant!-weather society tu combat nature The truet comes and organizes to meet ihe demands of the world’s wider field, just as the corporation, came a century ago, and the firm came before that ‘This new form of mechanism has got to be managed. with strict regard for the public welfare We have got to learn to give the advantages of organtgation to the weak as well as the strong. Amtheny May Be Serely but He tc Keeping Bic Bree 8 hia gl i ‘a 77 | HE MAN WHO CAN WIN, ‘ T TO MAGISTRATE MOTT. i . By BOURKE COCKRAN. <a ‘ PUBLIC DEMANDS that YOU shall ; a willing heart and yy > vit ‘i ! HERE is but one straight road to success, and Hte—When o man's a bedtelor pape J { - — only weapot ; ‘put an end to “Sapho” to-day bm pl aah Pe ae Yaad dal She (interrupting)—Then he's a fool! He must make his way onward and upward step by f ( ? portunity. It cannot Masih’ deibiseoverss ecaeayt He—Bxactly! When I was a bachelor I felt that . fl A NEW HERO AT WAR'S FRONT. |1t 12 sougnt by too many anxious to utilize tt. A balk 1 lll del ell coaldaaaiiain ( {i | Arativnctvrtinn’ | ar ble . HATEVER else it may signify in its final Capa man on earth ts more valuable than) any tt za ee Precious deposit under the earth, and the object of, c r y -7 outcome, the conflict with the Boers in|a much more vigilant search. Whoever undertakes+ HE CUT A FIGURE WORLDLY WISDOM. ‘ 4 11 with those wisttal howell South Africa means @ revolution in the|to build @ house, to cultivate @ farm, to work alt my dear. ale these inassent, eyes, And manner and history of wartare, It |™!n® to obtain relief from pain, to maintain a legal. Where the two work in unisos onee he was thirty-four; he hed lived in the enidat of the contreversy, or to perform any function of civilised hand, heart to heart and shoulder to shoulder, frugal, | rush and whirl of city iife. means a new name high on the role Of | ire, ig actively searching for other men qualified to ving, loving, each helping the other—prosperity and| “It would make @ good ‘Pastelle,’” he finally re Generals, a new figure on the 3 ‘happiness must crown their efforts to succeed. marked, and turned to his desk, took up his pen and aid him. To appreciate the thoroughnens of the sublimely heroic—the name and the figure | search it is necessary only to realize the number o Be assured it would not be difficult for him ¢e find | began to write. Persons engaged in all these pursults ani under- sweet hae Handle eels ity apres etl n sath tans sss <blnus wea aati 00 0042 *@ bottom of the ler’ Gevot: mont fF the editor otartied ameng With hile 8,000 farmers pitted against an over. | teninen Wiroute ne ee tine and love would amply repay ber for any sacrifices! his personal mail at the office an envelope bearing the ; a; e pow ‘Whelming force of Engiand’s best fighting men, | sessor of capacity sought to hide himeelf he w chat necessity demanded of her. of Raynor, a Commander has done more than teach his foes | be discovered and induced to employ his ability for ther} ‘That is the kind of wives, Heaven bless them, that a Dear rors 3 gare — bylry dl eee Oreh- ‘@ bastly lesson. examples in cour- | benent of th + men need. ard Boughs,’ in the Now. ye, ana though you have age, skill and lessoate wie oor whole po 4. Te be phew tigen has but to qualify nim | L As for pleasures. she would hardly mise thone that | changed the names of the people and of the place, I ‘J ‘aq | S0if thoroughly for some nccupation. ee hi | the world could give in the enjoyment of his society | knew at once that it was our story, But, dear, you Im all the career of Napoleon there is no eptecde Gans Walatal amie CIA’ lutea Gave to errs, | ‘at home. should not have ended it as you dé. * * © I can- @utshine the Cronje defense on the Modder |, wrich natural aptitude is developed into effectiy Laura Joun Libbey writes tor The Rvening World by permis | NOt val 0 a atest orp peal | River. Close in tine with the names of our own! ability can be obtained by every youth. No man H ine Who Daanie: Shee: Faeee, will find me stil! eernbawn” 1 ington and Grant we must place the name of | hope to be the best in any field of labor, but ever | “Coward! Ashcroft sald to himself fercely. | this South African tarmer-commander. one can hope to be amoug the beat, Time occupled’} 940009060660-09000 | wcouitnt I have found enough literary material with fall nab ne adibatne 4 worr: unitles, openings and start % ith into print? It was a . Te eae ites hip $ tl . QUERIES BY ANSWERS FOR | out dragging poor little Faith into pri t was “gtart” . pol Biaonscagtbanelee | dastardly thing to do, but who would have thought SPEAK NOW! ‘start” and an “opportunity” are always berassbet Ap ied she would sain ws the thing. And now'—— UREN VICTORIA gratefully acknowledges | 57 the necessities of all other men.—Success EVENING WORLD READERS, He hastily put the letter in his pocket as the sound American aid in the fitting out of a hos- HOW TO AVOID LA GRIP 4 of voices was heard in the hall. The next moment the pital ship for her suffering soldiera in RIPPE 4944-29090999 9006 299160200006800O9 | door was thrown open and two children rushed in, Bouth Africa. as 230,800,582 Catholics, 143,237,035 Protestants. | the older ono exclaiming breathlessly, “Papa, papa, f + Which {9 the greater in number tn the world, | {he carriage has come, and mamma ady, and you How much more gratefully should she bese wat bah in ite atone again, It's ‘atholice or Protestants? J. A.C. | salt you'd go to wide wiv us to-day, ‘cause it's my . recet: le la gtippe, but what is the use of rr n' wl 0 vs birthday, and Um six years old.""—Chicago Th ; source, for ten't “Bapho” enough of that sort of thing? Landlord—In the first place, my guests feel flattered Be Preved). -_— _@ creditable way for Britain out of the grievous | for the presen 4 >, to think that I assume they can read it, and, in thi What do the letters “Q 5 D.” at the end of ST IN Vi mées Of war! Already the price of aggression {n | 8 let us Just take it handily by its unarticled name second place, I can serve them what I please, for theyLeeometrical problems stand for? PHILOMATH. PULLEY ‘OCK 'OGUE. “ the dark continent has staggered humanity, There | 24 consider :t for a mine moment before it fixes tts > lar eat eR thestter ccuarea Umass. Cobsalis ok . 4 reward fangs upon us 9 achaft , East the tt van _ bene gad that can discount the present | “tt doesn't make any difference whether you call ttf Hxtrnot trom a private letter, the writer having, in See oe rete te re ior baddies eas ” oe: rip, influensa or plain cold in the head—the bestthe hope of advancing tender and personal interests, 4 HARD CUTTER, esas Bechh ‘Tite tone of the war has changed. British num- | thing to do about ft Is to avoid it ‘faccented an invitation to stay a few days at a country] Pearl—Kmmatine Moore ts going to marry « man of: Cooper Unies. bers have prevailed no far thal Boer offense has | KP Your feet dry and warm and your body well Lhous | diarnonds. Is there a school for a young lady to attend where the can learn stenogtaphy, typewriting and bookkeep- dort say! Ts he an elite swell? ‘Ting free of charge? p an a fed. Avoid the night afr and see that your sitting Become an heroic struggle for home defense. | room at home and your office downtown are no! over No, my dear Fred, the visit hasynot been go far an) Ruby—Ye unqualifiet » That beast hens is hero and) = Pearl—No—a glazier ) There is an open opportunity for President Me- | heated ‘q we, The ot I weal said nbc . Kialey to speak and for Britain to listen with| Be ever so careful, as the measly grip microbe rowing ter how ~~, a 5 the | DIRECTION OF HIS THOUGHTS, - Address ‘United ig oige yp dogs on tare be bitterness nor shame. weay Get you, anyhow . the very beat thinksice, and Literally! Of course, just at| Wife—What do you think of my new dross, dear? Weogerd fo Monte pial eee " Speak NOW, Mr. McKinley! to do Is to go to @ phy ¢ him presorive mor teon came along! I'm afraid the im-| Husband—I haven't given it a thought, I've beensp int @ " tor you eosion I ed was mainly on the tce!—Punch, busy thinking about the bill Forty-six. ~ How many States are there in the United @tates? | E. J, COURT. Aster Libeary. Where can I consult a treatise and text book upon AND PARLIAMENTARY LEADERS, = se Maer" W9.¥ | France. a OMEN fall as parliamentarians because they| what country has the secom largest navy in the Wes: no legislative busin { sufficient import P.G. f you have not time to see a physician 1ofatatnfo! LESSONS OF A LONG FAST, | mare the money for nis foe, you might t ™ ates = scription, which a physician ommends and which HE long fast of Milton Rathbun has been | nas been successful in uring the cheat: a WHY WOMEN FAIL AS DEBATERS followed with great interest by Evening World readers, Now that it is over, two ny things are demonstrated: rs, First, that rich people and well-to-do i people are inclined to eat too much: that |, MaK# Into sx powders and take one every hour for J it Je d for them to give thelr stomachs a rest, fet Sere after that take one every two ar three Dut that a foriy-day fast is unnecessary, n careful | This dose is for an adult. Any druggist will put It @beervance of Nature's own periods of rest being | UP for you, and it should not cost more than % oents oaficiont. Try it if the grip eta you. But, as we said before, the best thing to do about the grip ts not ti nit Seevnd, thet any laboring man or woman, work: | ate!) me eT __ fing hard from daylight to dark, needs and always a Will need three square meals every day. MILLIONS OF PORES IN THE SKIN.’ ‘The furore for the pulley belt necessarily meant @ , stock to match, so when milady wanted it, of course, {t wasn't long coming. The stock is very much the same an the belt, only, of course, longer, aa it goee twice around. The pulley principle is carried out by the two rings in front, and these allow the ribbom te be drawn as tightly as desired. Ftexible bones hold the ribbon well up in place, yet are pliable enough not to interfere with its being drawn closely into shape. — | world? ance to compel them to master the methods of | Ne. Has 4 Presidential aspirant’s father to be a native. « Hamentarians because, generally | porn citisen to qualify the native-born son for the speaking, they tack the mental calibre necessary tO) Presidency? a2.T S \pertectiy comprehend the technicalities of partamen- Yes. Mer lev Did George La Blanche, “The Marine,” own a saloon Women fail as parliamentarians because the fem-| i. gen Francisco about ten or twelve years ago? TO THE imine temperament is constitutionally opposed to the CHARLES BROWN. pertest mental poise absolutely indispensable te sue- er EVENING ‘WORLD. cans tn governing a deifberative body, bags bgp ye 1 have ‘Tho Bvening World is heartily for the men and microscopic observations it hes been there thing as learnt: com- Finally, women fall es pariiegentarians because women who work and earnestly desires for them P puted that the skin ts perforated with « thousand partlamentary practice te wholly outside « woman's Saewuesr e lle "a & Commater’s Kick, aghore. ‘Fo the Biter of The Breaing Werlt: health and good fortune making those holes in a square inch. If the whole surface of © daily meals the human body be estimated at atten square feet, cent & series of continuously avall-| ic inust contain no fewer than 2.90,000 pores Net Reavier Thon Twe Pounds. persona! satisfaction the individual geod fe- Bowery morning and evening during certaia teers P| aanie vaftregiet might experience, casting the radiance | 7 20 Bitte af the Rreuieg Wert: there 1s @ state of affairs on some of the Jersey ferry : | What should be the correct weight of a pair of dumD-| jines that would be a dingrace to American ludiase of her pure spirit upon politics, we should have Sen) Ley which a young man of eighteen wishes to use| Well-dressed, civilised-looking men come into the cab- on we cal eral disaster to society. The Initial effect would be. | Geis Aisa kingly give the aa tie ede doubtless, to not purify but clarify polities with the presence of women; bot as women lost their character | "i! vet toast harmfel piece of seap. EDWARD F. Yes. of wife and mother in primaries, at the polls, sitting {m common councils and in Congress, becoming thus] Can a man vote whe is born in the United States sexless political factors, their influence for go®d| of parents who are mot Americans? cR. ‘ould not only become insensible, but to the extent that they had improved politics they would have them- seives degenerated, ani we should have society de- graded with womanhood of a coarser bloom. & com moner stamp, the whole moral tone of the nation low- ered at its fountain-head. The Creator has made S| women fit for better and higher work than scrambling | for political preferment and squabbling for the spoils ot omce, po biyhs heir various organizations to these unpaid. Now the furniture man wants mo to ° the goods. Must I lose my money, readers? at it 1 it vest: ° wots Wear torn pera ee Rus an Wie a shall 1 ledge 4 complaint against © man that| poor woman and was always afraid of in pene — iy ener $50 EVERY THREE SECONDS. ~ WATCHING A JURY, $6,000. NE of the curiosities of the Bank of England | F the cum saan a for sety 0) to be seen in the printing-room. A man developed in the course of th: Molineux trial | io nim tee compicte £8 noice, If he arts there ele weeded a ae ae have got it In ex-| hours he rece over £7,000, and in 80 days over | Detective-Sergeant Heidetberg’s bill of near- | £3.00. ster | ty 96,000 for services in watching and fol- __, Yowing jurors. theerful detective duty began on the day bs talesman was accepled. While counsel-| B bandied words over the panel, Heidelberg | (amd figured. While handwriting experts | : with loops and false lines, the detective's, bag ng COs @ “HIS STRONG POINT B the self-concetted man, n who thinks he knows s any mortal can, * down on those i | | i man that had bought It on inst knew that at the time. He has rus York. no one knows where, leaving part of i i ? i nOawa=e@ ¥ 3 i i oP ieKe le ie) ake \eXeKesefeferereser Who chance to py along his way— Books were open tions. ] frat of their sex t! fall lens fought off rea “aie te eo oe fed eth db gprengie women. sree charity de- | \* selling me cleomargarine instead of “the best but-| and never had anything to do with them, Can't some | itemised with a v ri Aa smear ; peands that they should be led to-ste wherein thetr | ter.” as he represents It to be? AR | kind sow! advise me? MRS. M. engeance. May never hove to rise error les —Congressman Joseph W. Batley, in Veo. Te Sat C. Goodwin. Pessimistic View of Weman, Ie Mise Maxine Biliett married or not? If 80 to| Te the Editor of The Evening W) I have read that men have a higher sense of honor, ‘will be paid only upon judgment, after >| Harper's Basar. ! Presentation of another such account PPM S: SE —_——- —_—- — — | whom? A. B., Bayonne, N. J. ae made impossible. He meddies pot with their affal , 2 Vesally Writtes lore. heneaty.en8 trethteinses thas wemes Dave. Berea, an 4 Who pase him on the way. SWEET-PEA CELEBRATION. THE LARG7ST VINEYARD. tei te Oat” elem nee “ortaeaatti ee| SM Linea ice sree 1 sat other eplatons, 3 a6 tie legislators are asking for full infer- Pull of himself, be has no time t-pen ts to have at UNNY SLOPE, Cal, enjoys the distinction of | 005. motnt,” oun RE peg OE plete ghlemped gates wpa 4 Ramapo the metropohiee public will be| To watch his fellow mi celebration this y: being the largest vineyard in the world. It hae badoapenst H. | will listen a Reyholes, wil! tell les to get early knowledge of the tig job's certain | He bas no kicks for those who climb deed into British gardens from its home tn fs situated amid the most beautiful scenery of Case ts te Court of Appents. poring 4 wilt | Or do the best they can. Hastern Europe just 3 years ago. The fine ttooms | miles from Gan Gabriel. Of a| What wee dene with Dr. Kenredy, who was sald to| men, bd ~S. B Kiser | and extensive range of coloring which are now ob- pave ities Detty Reyuettet eeu le tained are, however, of comparatively recent date, vee Tobe having been produced daring the last quarter of a des agy lhe Pg ag