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e THE WORLD: SATURDAY EVEMING, JANUARY 90, 1900, PSE, [ HE | GREAT | MASTERPIECE | OF ! GO Syne wo ARK RO & It Is the HUMAN EYE, Says TALMAGE wt at planned, has one muscle to lift the eye and another muscle to lower the eye, and another muscle to roll it to the right, | and another muscle to roll it to the left, and another muscle passing through a pulley to turn it round and roun4—an claborate gearing of five muscles as perfect as God could wenty veare hind seeved the rallway line that pasmed make them. Henley ‘When ‘There Is nlso the retina, gathering the rays of light and | owed “9 piled Bh Rea vdligrteng tr Ants 4 passing the visual Impression along the optic nerves, about /sa4 written to his bright-eyed, steady nerved meso + |the thickness of the lamp wick, on to the sensorium and on at Cleveland a pitiful letter, and begged tier to come into the soul, to him and help him retain nis place. What a delicate lens, what an exquisite screen, what soft cushions, what wonderful chemistry of the human eye.! Alice was tesehing school at the time aad she gave The Day’ s Lobe Story HER RED CLOAK. HEN her uncle died Alice Trenholm was aloue in the world. He was her dead only brother, a gentle old man, who for nearly Pubtiebed by the Prev Pobiuens Mall Matter jee eee York as fecend-Cisat Z —————— i down the Bible God honors tt, extols tt, iene It. Five hundred and thir- eis it ment 1 in the Bible. irgeons. the doctors, the anatomists and the phys f the glories of the two great human face the vast multitudes go on erave without any appreciation of the two erple f the Lord God Almighty. wehed anything of infinite wisdom He would have failed (n creating the t rates tt or has not If Goy. Roosevelt fie dic Ree how God trnered ¢ He created it. He schoo! teaching power enough to drive Pay @ crint sinti ene N the utterance: “Lat The eye, washed by « slow stream of malature, whether [UP Her Place rather willingly, for schoo! ‘eaching was we sleep or wake, rolling Imperceptibly over the pebble of int In other words, before He Introduced taan It waa one hot hoon late in August, after the old out of the Insurance Depart- tem} the world He Hlumined it, prepared it the eye and emptying inio a bone of the nostril. ment, we had better stop talk- i ¢ | ‘The eve is such a wonderful contrivance that It can see |At'# death that Jimmy Trask suddenly called 4 ; ‘ d the last human eye has been destroyed in the sun ninety-five millions of miles » and the point of |. Gauge Ge-ahewtes, “Dalen . ing about free government an tion of the world, etars are to fall and the | a pin. Telescope and microscope in the same contrivance.| “BY +f ee : , Oo conne ite ehintng The astronomer swings and moves this way and that, admit that crooked Boss Kule is show how: Gad Wonore thaiava: (eRmela rie (ewe tiie | and adjusts and readjusts the tetescope until he gets it to the right foew ppist moves this way and that and adjusts and readjusts the magnifying glass until it is the mier nn be making th he eye here to stay. | watt for each eye, the seven bones curiously wrought to- gether, See how God honored the eyes when He made a prepared to do its work, but the human eye without a vot for them, so that the sweat of toll should not smart touch beholds the star and the smallest insect them ood the rain dashing against the forehead might not What an anthem of pratse to God {s the human eye! ” %, A LABEL FOR LOBBYISTS. / drip Int them, the eyebrows not bending over the eyes, The tongue is speechiess and a clumsy instrument of exe but reachine he right and to the left, so that the rain pression a3 compared with tt f wear a lab HE bill requiring lobbyists to wear a dane a it tue wom drop upon the cheek Have you nthe eye flash with indignation, or Jasin, or expand with devotion, or melt or a badge has made a stir in the Masea-|sictead of falling into this divinel ected human eye- Kindle with ex: chusetts Legislature. We suppose it Is) sigiit with sympathy, or stare with fright, or leer with villainy, intended that the label shall mark their| See how God hae honored the eye in the fact presented or droop with sadness, or pale with envy, or fire with re- venge, or twinkle with mirth or beam with love? by anatomiets wnd physiologists that there are M0 con- business, shall notify members of thelr) oe presence and shall let simple-minded peo- \ ple know what parties may have dealings with | struc It ts tragedy and comedy and pastoral and lyric in turn, Have you not seen {ts uplifted brow of surprise, or its frown of wrath or {ts contraction of pain? If the eye say one thing and the lps say another thing, you belleve the eye rather than the lps. ‘The eyes of Archibald Alexander and Charles G. Finney were the mightiest part of their sermons. George Whit field enthralled great assemblages with his eyes, though they were crippled with strabismus. Many a military chief- tain has with a look hurled a regiment to victory or to death. Martin Luther turned his great eye on an assassin nee who came to take his life, and the villain fled. As window shutters, the eyelids a day, The eyelashes so con- ction as to what shit! y out.” and saying to to the dust, me tn HMI be & very Nandy thing. rant uriain the iris or pupil of the eye We can make two suggestions Firstly, the ee in thallighl ie areater cf lama, contcaotieg and a Jobbyists ought to be required to wear the label] The eye of the ow! Ie blind in the daytime, the eyes of some => all the time, not only when they are hanging |< athires are lind at night, but the human eye, so mar- <., around the State House, but also when they are eae of ine sitar eat tort oe move the dye mys loitering in hotels, or walking the streets. OF At} ociy from sie to vide, but the human eye, so wonderfully tending banquets, or holding intercourse with ‘ } ” * embers anywhere. An amendment to this effect nia Rae . = - — a ao a + would be useful. IS EASY TASK. gus 999009:9990800999 vmnansnes| TOO BASHFUL FOR WAR. i sudan ean calle a wise FRANTICALLY. # Im the second place, the label ought not merely J tw have the word “Lobbyist” on it, but ought to “few pe bear the names of the corporations or interests "in whose behalf the lobbyist lobbies. This infor- mation would be interesting und valuable; it clear up matters wonderfully and would entertain outsiders. Suppose, for instance, that “Lou” Payn, of Al- bany, and others of his kidney were required to FOOD forms CHARACTERS. # yu # # The EFFECTS of DIETS. [44 re of a ee BO OOO OOOO BOO COD OCOOCOOUCOUCUOU OOO COOOduy in time,” she cried. “Before it could slack up am@ "1 it. Come." HAT Influence, If’ any, has food on humanieffeminaie. * reverse the runaway would be in Ii | ucter? Milk and exge diet la recommended by this fin-de- She seized her red lined cloak from Its hook on some time Ei in physiologists have pg to find a satisfactory answer to this ques- OOOO OCOOOCC OOO COO OIG ele phystologie( as a constant diet for any young and a moment later with Jimmy at her ady who desires to obtain @ very beautiful, soft and running at top speed up the track. ‘What is it?’ gasped Jimmy 3 wear such # label in front, wouldn't Gov. Roose- | ton, and row t them, man, announces | white skin. Pure cow's milk, he says, never exercises |” : i real Pe A) Welt Hike it? }cnat he has d important truths any bad influence either on :he bodies or an the char- | quarty road switel ridin 9 Aliee. ie ——_—_——_ ty ki 14, produces a distinet | acters of human belngs tle “Good! Aceh aan: Then they ran tm stleney, “ lor several in of the person who er | Any one who consumes an unusually large quantity | of butter daily will gradually become very pacific and Thur, If a man were to eat nothing but beef for a|iagy and will in the end suffer constantly from 2 W months the inevitable re id be that he | fatigue. Strong cheese, If eaten in moderation, is said would become abnormally eners courageous and! to be excellent as a sedative and is recommended to perhaps fooihardy to the verge of insanity. If he | persons who are too nervous and excttable. “Hark!” cried Alice. She looked back over her shoulder. There was a dark speck far down the trash, but rapidly growing larger. “Find a stone,” she shouted; “break the chain end throw the switch. ‘They had reached the seldom used quarry branch, | WASH HANDS, MR. PRESIDi: NT! | T ip Saturday, Mr. Presiaent. The end of the week. To-day men wash their hands of toil and look to their Sunday rest. At our best and at our most peaceful we his beef diet fo Ime tonze! ss 0 or e} ° are a clean-handed people here in America. v4 able aap bale oe al anes: he ai ateneyree cre byt Alice sped on. Phe had heard the faraway shriek r asa wild bull, and it! muscles at the same time are ad the curve, would be dangerous for. any one t roach him oges dally, and those of the ccming express. She sped around “ ‘ and a moment later, when she struck the clear line ‘We have no attachment to dirt. In the colloquial- tem of the day, one who wrongs us “does us dirt.” ‘There in no worse reproach than that phrase car- ries, Your hands, Mr, President, are not clean, You flung out her cloak ead Fork, we are told, breedé melane and sadness, ‘thelr memory and retain {t un'mpaired up to the day Se eiulentbeey Ubaok waved it frantically Bhe kept it waving until the sharp shrieks of tBe whistle told her it was seen, and then she ran to Jimmie. As she came round the short curve * e, And Gage—his " # pare Boy Waehed them OF Cap ; e aight of the switch the runaway engine with a heavy ‘ ‘ hands, over the wrists; his arms, elbow deep, are lurch had just caught the rails of the quarry track end plunged into the scandal of that Standard O11 bank rumbling in a letsurely manner across the Sebd, p: annex to the United States Treasury. eee i It is Saturday, Mr. President. Wash your hands ‘The ceneral manager turned swiftly to the side deor E with the rest of us, ae of the agent's office and entered ate Fi colng out to meet the Boers?” “Well,” he cried, “I've found you at ‘ {3 ee oa | Er-er—no. I never get on well with stringera!*~| go qt appears,” said Alice, demurely. ¥ or The Japancee oyster, ate nt dh neth, is to be trans. | Punch, “What are you doing here?” A hae yonted American waters ! Je miay be fine iting ° ———e “My duty, I'm the station agent.” J ey ae play the rer le wi the anclost and Sone B BBIE s FIGH[, ‘The manager softly. whistled, le Joke of the one oyster to a church » ie stew “Do you know,” he cried, “I thought of you when his , i Tha Or Ae Pa: Gir. vee : me H BEssie's BATH. | sun n grew eloquent over the irl at the Henley Be pn, it was a beautiful stop of a runawsy automobile] Lone Are you playing again ‘care * 4 a aiaaeene SEO AMMA-—I whall tell chin hen thi station?” iar made by the Washington statue ia Union Square. Al Sho ABRLIt RAE TWA 1g WALEK ou, | THE MARKET OF THE FUTURE-CHARACTERS MADE WHILE YOU EAT, shall tell your Cather to-night when Bl” yy 04. baa caught the hue of the red lined cleat Fs . Breat elty cannot he too Iberal In supplying fine workg| and kook you of the ball —PlokeMe-tip You've been Sighting again. | ity accvstomed hook. He touched it gently. oe Of art for tts thorouginfares bean d and overiniulgence tn it ts likely to lead to muletde. [of thelr death are assured that tt is thelr bounden 5 are don't tell Bin, me eee ena en of course,” he murmu-ed, She t pes si - Even the n refined hecome coarse and | duty to take @ large quantity of strong mustard with | Heked bad enough now wittfout naving another scrap) i, alt," he said. “The general \ Mirada Rvaiins Wixtt'a elds estapeitdicn ces serererenerene-ans ser -qronenentnenens erqrenoronroeenertnes | rutal under ite influer the most invererate meal with papa se cond desttic. te ORMUAMLY, tama, yen: fie) eae : j MN ALrs Ga “Wks a theee watt petition of letter THEIR COMPACT iemand will In tine become disgusted with life and as q constant diet is not recom: Sets igi dal rae yge load aNing splendid act in preserving the property of the com 4 tleman may declare: “Beca 1 ; HEY made 4 compact, he and she 1 ROR | abel pcg Wt ne Unt + morning oath “If you don't you'll PAY and the lives of its patrons, and George Eéwaste , ¢ Standard Ol bank Before the tying of the knot Unhappy, too, will speedily become the mental con. | Histve diet of the Muses tadeseribable ennut and ff aa Oe ML wishes to add his unofficial thanks for bis own personel M él | a feeling of intelectual and physical weariness. SHRRON HAM OS Hf ” 7% ae hai when they Ain't quite agree Han of those who feast constantly o@ lamb. No!" 14004 an exclusive diet of vegetables ir said tol "Well, what If I do?” queried Rossin “There's | Seley. ¥ Poverty t* a blessing efully, would ytel riaiter bow Brghl and. deter thay may be, ther 4% | sesacce most lamentable results, and Capoistlar, plenty more in the pipes, isn't there?” He impulsively stretehed out his hand and bad 4 Most people, however, i tie? stvey i that married peop not long resist the influence of the sportive but stupl r aroiohehenbiaed ani iene of the k! bd which bright Ten cibeiaty sone lf Forever ive in peace Hf they litle animals which have gradually become part St tate in cones Or or ane SENSITIVE AS TO THAT. Allee,” he said, holding her hand Armiy, “1 had ightens enormon a8 tt 4 (| y * a ermintig vos by absta, ¢ wholly a < asic, Uh Would only go about it r [: macives, and imbecties they will sureiy become If | /om ‘animal food The value of ane ite NY) Mis Attorncytf you were drunk when you com-/something Important to say to you when ie, eista. —1 eae | Hach yielding something, day by day Yo not In good time recover their lon intellect | Mri gama 08 ’ i | mitted the theft Why not confess ft and throw your-| home from the West five weeks ago, only to find that MET bs ce sosusioas la cor aay F ree square meals a day of some food Wome Go| Cin, of frag” nnn CMY are Wend With’ other artle |e ie in ihe merey. of (he court? you had gone no one knew where, and I have been ‘ollisions in one day on the Brooklyn “tL. ‘The fevaly, itn ant ts ing than lamb, ole oe : ‘ever since. Will you be my wits, * ‘ riders In New York's rapid transit tuaneis, rememt t : ae i . ot ——w- |_ Excetleat, we are told, are fruits, one reason peing| The Accused—That would ruin me utterly. The ire] LY i ba re 5 ae so : ¥ A constant diet of veal ts not oI ends | ber y produc t pleasa ° yjonly ching I've got left now ti pu ss tra A i en oft a e charac 00 | « i ou ri a 3 alcohol does, | PFE ” . v A worn we a man! = Wing lrwpigpell gg Meson sage dl . That professor who nays girl students shouldn't give| She Wat he wae Wena, one —— oo pty , ri Silloge yelle—wrat would he have the file unten mes ko acesie ane ee : OF COURSE NOT, WIT THE NAIL. MEANS OF SUPPORT, ee ee very well setteten a 1 (Gr thelr Voices? nas wee Pearl-So your friend ts from Key West? “What did the poor man ray when he coused | Mrs. Benter—Wiilinm, what were you doing stum- |e eee, ourself discharged,” eald the general E ' ae orl arkansas Ruby Yes, and he must be wealthy, of taking the cattle?” inquired the ‘ourtat, Ding about the avenue this morning? promptly. He reached out and caught the At aecuabtnatick tirowina \y . pas he Vear—Way, dear e right thing, stranger,” responded AmberwPete Mr, Bender—Why, Marcha, I expected « lesber; 1 peng or} j ai 4 rowing & ui of work) ¢ Kiser ty -Heonuse he told me when home he was not hat was it?" wesh looking for the first post, other é Would transform the great nmmon car. | TOOOOreorenerere-enaieheomnentioneattetnentrestangteeest \accustomed te bathe Plot ny ” “Then,” sald Alice, demurely, ‘she feels that real bingy | 1 (0 bathe In anythlag but Florida water. | *'ll be hanged. Mra, Hen.ter—Yes; for the firet lamppost, I presume. | 0440 better than io accept the new position vd have eo kindly tendered her.”—Cleveland Piain-Dealer. eGo DrrOW Otereneroonnreceseeooroeoooecnns® oOte-e tb0608 | MONEY NO OBJECT. —-——_. The crumbs that drop from Chicax Serra? ghigan | car afforded room for two, and| “But this gentleman here,” interrupted the conduc- I , — oe ‘ 1 sot on a Fourth avenue car together, Only; on. 1 haven't any husband, and 1"— at in the into tt they clamt Jiow-| tor, “you are with him, are you not?’ © Woman to get tn The woman gave the man beside here a withering he car moved on, and presently the conductor came |look. Then she gave the conductor a glance that was the man, of course, Tell | . a Ww. Around on his fare-collecting trip. The woman wae | 91m more withering. ; . Pened to be looking other way when he reached "No!" she exclaimed, with a vehemence that nearly t in 300 Words and Get a the wat on which the couple sat. Down went the| knocked the conductor off the foot-board. “I'm not man’. hand in his change pocket. When it came up| with him, and I never saw him before. Take your Itteld ad The conductor took the coin, rang up| nickel, and be quick about 1, and hereafter wherever on the register and passed on. I want you to collect my fure from some one else I'll eatly he came along again. let you know,” “tere,” exclaimed (he woman, holding ovt a nickel] The man beside her blushed as he took the five-cent my fare.” plece which the conductor immediately turned over to | Your husband patd for you, ma'am,” the knight of | him, and became absorbed in the sizns over the stores ¢xelaimed, “Didn't you see himt along the street. The conductor thoughtfully made his No, fd ds’ snapped the woman, her eyes blaging| way toward tlle rear platform, Prize fen Vhs Evening bhai men who th fotled tn life will toll f nkly what wor for their failure. thelr jetters mignt do amount of good to ot ‘The Evening World, therefore s four prizes ¢ with anger, “I didn’t see him for a very good rea- Several passengers amiled. TP the most trteresting, inieilige ; a esemnpeententsi alien ad j SOT HER FAULT, rer RAR, “WHY I HAVE FAILED,” “Ts th's the cracked wheat, Jane? Mack O'Rell—Did ever see a $10,000 bill? | 1 dun’ know, mum; I ain t looked at it or teched it, ike Warme—I've scen President “Bill MeKin.cy. Piret prise—A gold eagle, BO. Beoond, third and an’ if Us cracked it war cracked afore | come here.” | He's a $0,000 Bill, * Pourth prizes, H vac een Sas ey = ‘The letters should be short—not over D” words - A TRUE stony. MARKED DISTINCTION, Doctor—You must give your husband every twe BS @n2 frank. Should tel! actual human experiences and Short—If Long calls with that [tthe DIN tek him 'm| “What's the difference between » plebelan and “| hours a half teespoonful of tee medicipe. ET Bhould be accompanied by the real names of the “Do you remember, Arthur. was under thie tee oat patrician? The Patient's Wife—Oh, doctor, | can give him a' », itere—though the names will not be printed jn The th v7 the ewe ” Mrs. Short-—-Hut that would be telling a faleehood. [eee nrsnt who'e teaspoonful every hour! I assure you, we don't ‘7 World. S The Evening Wort will try to make "Pave (9, economize! -Heltere Welt, ep of Failure” useful to the stische Blaet gr, | Stort—Nothing of the kind. I'm out of cash. these “2 writers a i“ for the prises, they will turn failure tnto promt all letters, Failure Competition, Evening P.O. Box 1.4. | ———<.o———-— DARK OUTLOOK. are trying the laughte@ cure) Those happy people w cured to pin | heartily) long breath and fancy you have just heard the funniest | circulation, with Its burping up of noxious y colleagues, who & \ Lon-| know how sometimes they “shriek * until thelr sides! story you ever heard tn your life. alist, the advantages of De eye: | ache, betause they have broweht into motion unuguel) After a few minutes of this sort of exercise the bate Saal ve her theory, and | hastee 10 add) maee they also know how much better they |quickened circulation produces @ most de’ 'el- Jihat T have not had time yer td put It there agaly into feel after the excre'se than before, Aeereel{)—The coalman! Why, didn’t) practice This i exactly the same with internal iaughter, Internal laughter consists of the movem se: of the| The way it ls done te very simple, You ones muselos which all go to produce the many stenomena up, the Knees pressed together, the heels wxe OF Vi sate mabe fo fie dah ras of hee i, trans {ee betes pro. Jated from the ofng