The evening world. Newspaper, September 25, 1895, Page 4

THE WORLD: WEDNESDAY EVENING, SEPTEMBER 25, 1895. NNOT GIVE HER UP, ! ympathy Instead of wild hilarity, but; “The Evening World's” Gallery of 0 many fellows “have been there" themselves and know what a wry face this poker medicane begets that they will not be able to restrain thelr glee when MEN WHO CARRY OUR MAIL, HEC “A SOCIAL HIGHWAYMAN.”* ges since anything has fascinated completely an did “A Bocial Highwayman” at the Garrick Theatre Bat It Seems that She Has Done the Giving Cp for Him, oe HER sion. Published by the Press Publishing Company, one (Prom “The Evening World,” Sept. 20) 63 to 6 PARK ROW, New York. Clark tells how he monkeyed with t last night, Imagine an incessant theatre- ‘To the Bditor — = ms Jack pot that didn't Jack, and let two frocr like myself—something like twenty 1am a young mon who got arqualnted with @ , 7 you plei 7 co About @ year ago tatough business, pairs and a kong lure him to destruction. plays per month, if you please—walking lady about a sear age tutouKnh WEDNLSDAY, SEPT. 25, 1895. out of the Garrick with a dewdrop on tnd have met a oumber of times tn aa Rigns of the Euro in war-cloed are the nose and minus a hat, all this emo- way, and @ coup of mouths ago us ana ” SUBSCRIPTIONS TO THE EVENING WORLD | acain reported. Experionce hae taught tion being due to the fact that a really ee eo eee ee pagel es dat te front ue ee a re mus. oer us that euch signs nowadaye blow away dangerous thief, who had victimized his seemly indifference tn watch ake ko gare fs in woollen cioth with |lin dickey over four deep plaits of the 4 men proke © th hes v ren her ume is } his " foe, [Very easily, But if tie atorm should associates outrageously, was dead, and een et ase ee unt a double check on black silk boucle, the) linen. This fabric may be worn ig 93.50 |aPpen to gather this Lime, how te will that a pretty girl wept for him, And eee eee ee aver but recived podice being made with a yoke of eream|sunny Weather for @ good six weeks ou | pourt the picture was completed by the Can some of your kind readers teil face caught across the front with rib-| yet for Fall drosps not very rapidly te No. 12,454 z abandoned grief of his faithful olf we FG Cao ace a(eclees nt EDL CSET Ti - — Winter In these degenerate days, ong Coben tad ALL RECORDS SMASHED. vant, who was also fond of plucking un- my Inability to cope with matters of love. 1 snow is far away. hy ee tape World's” spceial train over the suspected fifty-dollar bills from the pos- think the world of the girl, and It seems os {f Manner Reet eats mee |New York Central road, carrying session of his master's frequentere, 1 could not give ber up Se ee | papers to the Syracuse Convention to- Fancy sympathizing with that kind of BROKEN-HEARTED, A simple and very efficacious bath fey gm BRANON OFFICES: ye" beat every record for long dis. thing, Do you wonder that I'm #0 per- haw ite a maak ‘hesnint ie bens BP at a soften " io ons? Buel 0 . js buttermilk. Fire WORLD UPTOWN OFFIOR—Sesetten of Breet | ince speed by running tie MS mites petually “slated” for my opinions? Buch i ; | To the Baltor sponge off the face with very hot water, way and Sixth ave ot E24 ot. |from Albany to Syracuse in 130 min- sympathy is, of course, all wrong. ‘The 7 | " 1 ’ ; In answer to eal of one “Brok as hot as the skin will bear. WORLD HARLEM OPPIOE- 42th @ and Madi [utes The whole disiance from New women who left t rrick Theatre Then § ‘ i Hearted," who in an appeal to you several daye hathe it freely in buttermilk, rubbj fon ave. York to Syracuse, 241 miles, was cove with red noses were all wrong, Our ; , P q ing GUILADELPIIA, PA—Prees Building, 12 Oe | ye got Te World” to Syracuse near- tailor-made “quiet curtains’ of that] Tere Branch Ny a oleh 2 : Y hot water, In order to remove a slight tom of Letter-Carriers, was born Jen. 14, 1861, In| he mays ne can't do without alone, There are grestiness, ‘Theo plunge the @ mat st ly five hours ahead of the regular trains splendid dramatist, yclept Augustus i ; 7 1. face inte WASHINGTON—T ten ou. y . pe Thomas, He'll tell you why. Lean't, [2 0% Ninth Ward, and received bis education | very few elria tn this worl? worth troubling one a basin of cold water and wipe softly on Which other Hapurs were Gen ell tell you why. + [tn Grammar Schoo! 68, In West Fifty-second | head about, But if he wants hor, let him expot rs 5 = The apced attained was over Gf miles BENJAMIN GUERRA. The euccessen of the stage Are those] streot, He learned the buicher'a trade, and con-| a roll, appear Mus, and aie will come to btm with bb blk ane oat plunge ie : Per hour, the fastest rate at WhICN 4! amie te a picture of the ‘Treaayrer of] Plays that compel your admiration by| ‘inued in it uatll September, 1864, when bel willingly and will atich to him-—while (t laste. T to preserve the hardness of the Ghia: " | train ever travelled for a greater dis} ie oy york Cuban Junta, about] thelr Inherent strength, that blind you] outered ine mall aerv’ When the carriere| know whereof I speak, and, having had consid~ ee a sf is alr sedl au also softens Pe oee Eee sence ve whom Gen, Antonio Maceo, the in-|to thelr faults, and that hold your at-| sought emancipation from excessive work he be-| erable experience, could, if 1 was a9 Inclined, ing, tending also to produce wrinkles, — surgont leader, says some very unkind] tention glued by their untrammelied| ame a member on Feb. 7, 1886, of the Unit| unfold a tale regarding the tenter sox that would The cold douche counteracts this and Job Hodges was turned down at Sara. | 11°F saa orlginality. “A Social Highwayman"' | Aasoctatton, oF Lacal Assembly No. 6.21%, of the| arouse the eympathy of any one not having @ keeps the skin firm. It takes but a few PER DAY, toga and Hat Gleason at Syra ae a tat tle —. | 1s one of these plays, that come so rare-]| Knights of Labor, the frst organtzation of lettor- | heart Z atone. It ay be sald eae eh aL & paathdae! the . reat new party of the turned down] —— mae) ‘i ly, and are consequently 80 mightily | ‘arrlers in thie city, and continued thereto until | gitis that “money talke."* NLOVIS nittle rite @ altar of vanity, bun 64 GAIN OVER JULY. wiil not lack for leaders, Ae Ha EOL welccina, It ta arransed from Mise | ‘Ne emalpamadtee, of the Unit and the Justteo F ag the devotee 1s amply repaid by results, ; 7 — P ; 2Maabeth Phipps ‘Train's story by Mis: | Aseclationa He tas also been active Int = vices vise St eae a THE WORLD'S Tr NEW CUP CONTEST. tMany Hooke M.A. Btone, voy permiecion of Je P| Called Amoctation, and was Recording Secretary | To the E:ito: runswick Stew. the ona ‘ sup contest next | Something Uke geven hundred book are ans] Tt eg By curmtbaion A Branch No. 26 from July, 1888, to January,| In answer to “Droken-Hearted,* T would eay be This 1s a Virginia concoction and very SREAT ADCOST CIRCULATION, Sa Ne Beg aaa wounced by A publishers for thie Autumn, | /4tPpinco! ‘ y permission 18) iggy He was next elected Financlal Secretary | must ve very young of inexperienced In the way palatable it Is, too, A medium-sized + year {4 the most xratifying ear- g00d, The Lippincotts owe the Hollands |) ‘ fa ts 3 , m-sized And if asm von of thene are genuine ‘of @ term, and in July, 1890, was Treasurer, | of the world not to know that an unanewered chicken cut as for frying, @ potato fe tel ever received by our yachte- 2 a debt of thanks that {t will not be i at ‘i ” st 7 DOLMNO) ee: And permanent contributions to Hterature wi as an officer, Mr.| letter was a ‘clean case of abake.’ OF p a ‘ f each member of the family, two eurs of men, Tt ts a proof that the | seit be lucky.—Providence Journal. #0 easy to Nquiate, fonser has been active on the most important] ‘ha young Indy in question bas something better Bord Gut Phun the Gob; & wenere 9 v action of Far! Dunraven is cone - The central figure of the play (I was} ommittees of the Assoc is View. The only way cut of 1b 16 \te hunt ep. ful of Lima bi a th co nee PER DAY. demned by his own countrymen, It 6 @ ort ae Would Be Spor golng to say the “hero,” but it's wrong Sam sly Gace and then remain contente: sanateeks Wilt: HA TaERCC ee ee ‘The EXCEEDS the COMBINED most cor) ntary assurance In a dell] te takes all kinds of people to make a world, |to call a thief a hero, isn't it?) is Cour- THE GLEANER'S BUDGET. OLD-TIMER. reba er ied te ite The CIRCULATION of ten New York cate and gentiemanly way that the Eng-|one maa ts walking to Avania trom Wisconsia | tice Jaffrey, a young soclety man, who rethe ecu Nel vaavlabios ae, waded GA ter tae newspapers, or, to be more specific, sh people do not regard us as a nation | cat three others are travelling tn a wagon from (mixes with the very best people, ‘To ithe seems mk a A ee ‘fait ie whole fe OVER 200,000 more thea the of dead beats. It 1s a manly assertion | alifornin. Now, we would like to hear from the| prove this, 1 will ad4 that one of his Taina ot Old tite. To the Btitor cooked an hour and a half longer. ‘It 4 COMBINEY GAROCULATION of ff England Hing 0. meat iA WhO propos to cover the distance: om bis | Lath ye ‘| es While reading a letter written by @ young man may sound messy, but It tastes good, of England's willingness to moet us prop ntimates is the Duchess of Claybor- 4 yery well-known man, who begs tor obvious i a tothe ‘ Teel gelied Ib acben plath squarely on the merits of our boate and | usnda and knees.—Chicago Post, ough. What can be more sparklinely reasons that his came be not used ta thie Soe benie. tink ans ce, — OHI, other vegetable Used” bk dane ae st us for fair play withor See “4 on ” . ai ae eee sincere §; i @ young i of to trust us for fair play without any Wenien is ke Chanel: very best” than @ Duchess? Jaffrey, played « queer joke on a number of “L piaced in « slimtlar position, but the fault le on DOM and finished with siraps of furl rice—thw last not mushy, but whee: quibbiing or sulking. tt would really seem aa though there could be |COWEVER cultivates hin friends for the passengers the other day aut did an act of chat-| thy centieman'a side, I have a very Indepentent @CFOSB the shoulders, The front of the There can be very little doubt that the SI At : Ae zh sake of booty. He robs them of thelr 7 ; Gain tn one year... 73,234 Gain in four year.. .226,680 Gein tm thirteen year.536,423 aS Bome few years ago the community ‘was shocked by @ terrible accident at the railroad crossing of the Long Branch Railroad at Little Silver, by which Mr. Keating, his mother, Mrs. ‘Ward, his chilé and her nurse were killed. They were out for a drive. A train of care just leaving Little Silver station blocked their way. As the last car rolled out, with the usual bell ring- fing and nolee, Mr. Keating drove across the track, when an express train com- ing in oppesite direction on the outer track dashed into the party, cul- fing them all to pieces. ‘The outgoing train had hidden the ap- trom the view of the ‘The Little Silver station is an open ‘and unguarded crossing and no watch- ‘man le stationed there. ‘There was a loud pression of in- Bignation at the time and the railroad e@ompany adopted precautions tempor- arily. Yesterday anether accident similar in @haracter accurred at the same death- trap. This time there were four women and ea map Griver in the wagon. One ‘woman was instantly killed, two others had thelr legs broken, the driver wus @eriously injured, one woman had a miraculous escape and the horses were killed. What ought to be done with « ratiroad corporation that leaves such a cross- ioe without ® guard after such @ warn- is Greater New York, Better New York, Mf-Ruled New York—let the campaign be for all 4 CURE FOR BLACKMAIL {& Newark lawyer has hit upon # novel and effective method of dealing with a Dlackmailer, A fine-looking and some. what notorious woman called at his of- fice and demanded five hundred dollars On his positive refusal to give her a @ent the woman threatened to cali at his house and demand the sum of his wite. As the lawyer knew the character of the woman, be communicated with his people at home by his private telephone, and instructed his two strapping, able- Bodied German servant-girls to show the visitor to the reception-room when ghe called and then to set upon her to- gether and give her a sound beating. ‘The girls liking the fun, did as they were requested, and without saying any- thing to the wife of their employer car- Fied out his suggestion so well that the Diackmailer fled from the house without her five hundred doilars, but with two black eyes and a broken nose. She left behind her s quantity of hair and two front teeth. The ct.ronicle does not say how the Newerk counsellor explained matters to his wife, but over purely domestic af- faire it is becoming to draw the veil. Fire Alarm Foraker tries conscien tlously to discover warmth in the Mc- Kinley boom. POKER LE: O88 COME HICH. Poker seems to be as coy and elusive @s any other game in the Catskills. Bugene Clark, of this city, will, when he pets bere, explain this fact very fu ly to his friends, as he is cow explaining |: to station agents and railway conductors | slong the road between Kingston and the | Grand Central Depo Mr. Clark is @ young man who nursed the delusion that be knew how to play poker. He went up into the Catskills « few weeks ago w spend bis vacation, and hac then @ nice juicy bank account ef $3,000, In the mountains he met som frisuds and @ quiet little game of draw followed. Boon Mr. Clark dropped | 6.00, and with tt went H.00 chat ed. When the young man playing he knew more about poker he did when he began, but he had ¢ money left—not even engugh to pay bin fare back to this city, where he work in @ dry-goods house. Now he is walk ing back from the Catskills with empty pockets, a sore heart and heavy feet He wll get the taugh whes he reaches Bere It ls prvbable thet be expects Prince of Wales sympathizes with, If he Aid oot prompt, Mr. Rose's straightfor- ward challenge While the approval of the Prince ts not of any more value than that of any other Engitsh gentleman, the Incident # a pleasing one. Mr. Rose will find that his course wil) insure him the utmost mit of favor and consideration in all matters con: nected with next y contest, Tha correspondent whose question about opposition to Roosevelt “The Evening World" answered yesterday made reference to the police club as an old evil under which New York suffered, Further on, be credited the new Board with saving the city from the old outrages” and “striking at the root of all the old evils.” It is a sine gular coincidence that, Just as the let- ter reached “The Evening World,” the process of oring the barbarous Mixht-stick, banished by Byrnes, was becun under @ moving Roosevelt, impulse from The esteemed ‘Tribune argues that Roosevelt and the Sunday law are all right because one Mar- tin Murphy, of the east side, wan a drunkard and abused bis mother, Dry Sundays, {t Is pathetically stated, a forded the poor woman her only resting periods between beatings. A logical ex- tension of this same line of reasoning would suggest the closing of the At lantic Ocean on Sundays to afford a reat from week-day drownings, The statement that there are five hun- dred Chinese lepers in New York ts at- tributed to Dr, George W. Mogert, of the Health Depar - Such a dee laration {# calculated to cause some alarm in the community. It raises sert- ous questions, ‘The matter is one call- Ing for prompt official action, As the man said to whom Dr. Bogert Is re- ported to have made the statement "What have we a Health Department for?" They spoke very much to the point- those orators In last night's meet.ng of Irish Amerteans tn Chicago. If treland never becomes free, li will not be for lack of stout-hearted sympathizers, And a fine thing It was that, even in the midst of enthusiasm for their own cause, the sprakers at Chicago did not forget to put in generous words for struggling Cuba, “Lauterbach for United Btates Ben- ator?” it is true thet the estimation in which the upper house at Washing- ton Is held Is a good deal below that of the days when the Senate was a body of statesmen. But why dagsn't Piatt try for lt again himself?) Why docs he seek a substitute? The papers print Senator O'Connor's threat to “expose” Dr. Parkhurat with: out giving the least intimation that It te @ delicious bit of Binghamton humor The Senator must be bitterly dieu pointed to find that his little joke has fallen so fat. Senator Murphy was for a fight and a most faithful haritable church It te a Exeludin work, ‘The Peary. Understand? dered To make t You m to church councils 1 great majority of ite membership, and realuus work, affaire generally. reate and sustain, ranage as well.—Kansas City Star. tesued to women w om early all t eary ‘The kind of ne tot Bhe in a at husband.—Philadelphia Presa, ANOTHER TRILAY JOKE. — TO SEMIRAMIS. thought your hand had wan. nt they ally onary no valid reason urged against the admission of They constitute by tar they educational enterprises oe it they should be qualified to Women Inventors. aule that very few of the patents @ for entirely new ereationa concerning wom other patents were tor tachmenta In some previously existing 41 other words, women bave shown more improving than origi Theology of To-Day. jo of theological studies ts tmmensely wider to-day thap It used to be. of the whole world would have been put under cumtribution, aud a man who knows just what the church to which be belongs teaches te not wucated to be ensctous of bis ewn Ignorance. — a New Woman. woman that the country a@- mires ts the new woman of the type of Mra elpmneet for her tustrious T. Ramping Jones—I aay, pard, aid r hear der periice news? —"SOME DAY? I Groamed so dear a dream of you last night! To my arm, and, burning with thie mtl4 caress Unmeant, I bent above your head, my face softest pillow of your hair. for une word spake to break The silent tumult In my he naif n earnest t, save The religions Jewels, while he smiles upon them, and murmurs sweet nothings In their ears, are ang| He has a servant, another thief, who ang| thoroughly uaderstands his master. Rut can [this Jenkins Hanby, this ex-convict, has his good points. Courtice, He would die to save for the reason that Jaffrey has befriended him at a time when most respectable doors were closed. The newspapers are filled with the re- ports of the strange diamond robberies (no relation to the big one made for Swipesey at the American ‘Nheatre) and folks wonder, A Spanish adventures discovers Jaffrey'’s criminality, and threatens exposure, but Jenkins Hanby owns @ secret of hers, which he gives to his master, and she {s silenced, Courtice Jaffrey is penitent—adorably penitent He loves the Ily-hearted Eli- nor Burnham, and he repents of all his infamy, But the web ts Intricate. He is hedged in on all wides, He ts held in @ cul-de-sac, from which there Is no es- cape ‘Then comes the most original episode of the play—a Spiritualist seance one of the most audacious things pro- sented, One false note and the whole structure of the play would have caved in, while the audience would have staved to ridicule, That false note was never struck, ‘The seance by which Mrs. Deane was made to des.ribe the personality of the diamond thief was the most ad- mirably sensational thing tn the play. The description of the thief, however. fite Morton Harley, a very innocent young man, and circumstances tend to show that he ts guilty. Enter the spirit of aclf-sacrifce—the spirit that made “Trilby" and "The Prisoner of Zenda" human, The old servant, hearing that his master will confess his crime in or- der to save Harley, takes the burden upon his own ehoulders, and Courtice, indignant at this, tells the whole truth and brands himself forever. Some peo- ple will object to his end—death by an accidental fall of masonry. 1 liked it, and tne final episode ts most pathetic and bart-stirring ‘A Social Highwayman” is very pow- erfully acted. Never could I have be- Heved that Joseoh Holland was capable of such fneiy eustulned, artistically ro- pressed work His Courtice Jaffrey is a creation deserving iong life. BM. Holland as Jenkins Harby was equally meritorious, and Miss Lertha Creighton Wanders MnlthecNone way also be congratulated, Miss Ethel Rod Well, dey done fan our Tri. |DoURlass, an the spirit medium, made Wid ttle Billles no more, w'en|2 bit that surprised the audience. The ieee Ge ee role as 1 hinted, might have ruined ‘ong miphteeting, vee Me THEY WI) the play. It didn't, though. It added — to Ite aplend.d success, Mrs, McKee Rankin and Olive Oliver were compiete- ly satisfactory. The weak spots—there Were one ot two—! shan't mention, They T thougot I went to you and stood beside didn't burt anybody. Your chair You tok my band tn yours: looking] Don't fatl to see “A Social Highway- Up into my eyes you mall: ‘There Iles deep man.” It should crowd the Garrick for Within atera Fate's decree, a bond called weeks to come. This dramatization of Love; ‘tis marked ‘A Whim" There is within | a novel succeeds bechuse It wasn't In- That bond a itving Light, cailed Hope. You tended for the stage—because tt doesn't dofine heart throbs with a foot-rule, or teal out emotions with a quart measure, ALAN DALE, TALK! TALK! TALK! ity at the same time. The gentleman was tng on tho platform of the One Hundred and Twenty-fitth street station of tie Sixth avenue road talking to a friend, The friend remark; casually that he had never sven any one put @ newapaper {n the hospital cv tion box for reading matter which was on the platform, Aa exprese train was just about to leave for down: town as he sald this, and tsitantly the well known man eald: ‘ watch me and you'll ee some papers xo into the box." Just then t train started of and te well-‘known man went to work at It He coolly reached tn bis band at @ car window, pulled a newspaper trom a pas senger’s hands and tossed It on ihe platform. In an instant he had repeated the performance, and before the train had passed him he had pur Joined seventeen newspapers from the passengers He could see that there was great excitement on the train as tt passed away, but he knew that it would not stop until tt got to Forty-second atreet. and eo he grinned in perfect satety. When the train had gone he xatheret up the newspapers, threw them Into the hoepital box, and aid “Now you see that papers do get into thow boxes after all.”” A friend who has occasion to Ko over Brooklyn Bridge nearly every afternoon related a funny ex- perlence to me the otlier day. Afver crossing {0 the bridge trains, to boarded an Eievated train and seated bimsolf in one of the cross seats, An elderly gentleman with a parcel came in and seated himself opposite. The parcel waa then unwrapped, and the elderly gentleman took a ‘spoon from bis pocket and proceeded to eat ice ream @rom a box , Lam Monday afternoon, when the thermometer Fegistere’ somewhere In the nineties, and when the Httle Yankee halt-rater, Ethelwynn, was ru ning away trom her Ens!!sh adversary, Spi IV., an Englishman In New York asked an Ainer- fean friend how near wan the cold wave “Ethel wynn [a leadimg by about haif s mile" was the prompt rejoinder. ie PAYAL ne ‘la 4 neee) ‘Pressed for Cash." — BY BRITISH WIT! Break, Brenk, Broke? Break, break, break, On thy cold gray stones, O ea! But 1'll never again @ vacation take On the ehimmering suads of thee, ‘A dear little wife have 1 A wife and ten kids (0 keep, ‘And our time, aince the Arst of the month July, we passed by the briny deep. Break, break, break, shut-out at Syracuse Such t# collar-| “°" a mi. Da IR ek : ‘ On the pit! age O seal and-cuffs politics of the Troy kind, NESE GASSER ARR ONT GY BF, alls weary 688 arm But I wish to heaven. as 1 shake ond quake Wild and fervid Rappiness, 9 chains could With evellite heavy and red Sear a aon tie, Chain. “And thea, of eourae, your lips ate aac with his f a Roosevelt's partiality for clubs neea |" A" GOAN, “Ser Tym mala | A S8ing sie: anh) witR NS Cesk, sealed ap Distressed | wall and weep. not have extended to th F h met higher than was his For I oever dreamt whet a lot have extended @ POLE ANE Ay, go! tor 1 awoke, and knew 1 wae Talk, tath, talk sucks, 2 Of cash in twelve Weeks it would take to keep . a = Not standing there Beyond the etiltness of with usr Tenner many Twelve folks at @ seaside spot. ' ay | The night, CNoard « vatce reves Dut atti all Nie efforts to have peace they balk. ~All It ts not complained that Texas tant |™ Uneasy 9 lee! 19 y . ‘Ally Stoper. he will Mot rememberyou cannot fo) ‘or they don't like Dave Hill's plan, if enough to bold even long-distance |S" . Dae 798 onnnoe Care Bor Say G08 SMe plas, tighter CATHERINE BLL? my Retreat Well Covered! " = —_—— — Talk, talk, tal OUR RETURNING GOOD TIMES, Ne the cockiall te ing “rowedt Bhe-Can you tell me who that exceedingly than room for all Democrats, , ie eee 4 ‘i He-That was my broiber, be trade revival In America has alrea With pleafings footlah er gound, \e ote action In Buyope. where the pulley Ive ob, ie be 4 Brave, Bhe (much confused'—Oh, I tee your pardon! 1 ‘Time and tile refa o returns bave siready shown ® marked in.| Or © Sachem as eroud os 6 Tork had not noticed the resemblance!—Pick-Me. fay for the half-raters, rease. Till reeutly the stagnation tp tndus | While the County men grow! and grumble and Awkwar rial affaire was grest tm these States ta ihe rare. ia It's a great even for] Uuited Kingdom, and t ere going to the A® they try to et tm thelr work, When you have speut your last penny tm érink sour gra ine from the other dwindled away. For all wh and in food siete ave kin beyond the sea end who have unions Work-—work—work, Por « friead whoa visit has paid, str, F Sars c 9 guile their movements refrained from exchang thelr brains begin t mt and you're chatting with him in ronviviat mood | At work again on rapid transit” Js] i. consitions of dull trade at home tor a varie. Work —work—work, Like @ man who of money ts made, sir, [Pbie . ton of & eirange land Of late | TH thelr eyes are beovy and dim! Then on bow your face with disquiet grows dark now ever, more movement ta in | 4 promise aad a ‘Oh what evas-words you gladiy would say. sir No Gianta, next year. Just dall-play-| dustrial America: works long closed have teen Des and promise and plan, It your wlavey comes Im, with the cvuthing re ere, Be reopened, tiew establishments have deen erected | Ti!) over thelr gavble they fail astee: mark, . A MEE i and sourities have rleon ia value The stream] With the obeinace Tammany man “More's & Yotter—with Twopence To Pay. sir | The cool wave still comes rolling on. | oF" chem that seek thelr ature im the New N. A. JENNINGS, Ally Sloper. oe It ts pie 9 think that In all probability the EVOLUTION OF THE SA‘D BY SAGES, wave ® 4 10 roll there will by and @rom Lite) ty fearh ciese shores Tahe the daughter of « giod mother —Putie The Thirsty Policeman, = ~ “f°) Up the court the policeman sped, nat » Ite ta want of motive — Spas ieesel ange And “Ke's going to tah sais, | a vena Fetrogade if tt do ag ‘i dong : 4 the curt t oman wped, ’ ty Uriumphant he held his head drunkard he'd mabded, but (he drink thrve # good oor Wig he Mad taken in charget Ally Siager, Uisposition, and If some of your kind readers will also suggest some means suitable to my ni by which I could again see my friend 1 would be very thankful, as Tre much I think of him. — oe 4 THE DOCTOR. ROM. Advice About Ailments That May Be Safely Treated at Home. To the Editor Will you please gay what I can take to prevent thickening of the bile? Also a remedy for cos tvenems, £. G. 8. Get some phosphate of soda and take one teaspoonful in a glass of water three times a day. . ntly suffering with eonstipation. Have used many kinds of pilla, te ts, medl- eines, &¢,, but with oaly temporary relief, Dd. Ask your druggist for some pills of aloin, strychnine and belladonna, and take one at bed-time, eee Please print @ remedy for lumbi RL B. West One Huntred and Eighteenth atr Mustard liniment is a very good rem: edy. Use it with massage several times a day. WIT you please publish @ remedy for muscu- lar rheumatiom? It causes a great deal of pain at times F. H., Brooklyn, N. ¥. Trv salol and phenacetine. Take five grains of each drug every three hours. oe My right eye ts Inflammed and waters a great deal, What can do to relleve I PK You may obtain rellef by bathing the eye several tines a day with a solution composed of ten grains of pure borax and two ounces of camphor water. oe e Kindly tell me what to do for my feet, They perapire excesstrely. ALL, You can find a very good remedy in ‘The Evening World” of Sept. 23. o 8 Please tell me how to treat blackheads. WON. Expel the blackheads with a small tube cr a watch-key and use the lac sulphur lotion a tn directed in “The Even- World” of Sept. 2 . Wil! you kindiy print a good remedy for ner- Yous and atck headache MOAR You will probably find a good remedy in a mixture composed of thirty-two grains of citrate of caffeine, one ounce of bromide of soda and four ounces of elixir of guarana. Take one teaspoon. ful every three hours, The efferveecing preparation of hydrobromate of caffeine may algo be used with good effect. One or two teaspoonfuls should be taken in water as required. . . Pie: let me know of @ aimple remedy for cramps. TR, B. A mustard plaster Is @ simple and efficient remedy. J. F. WHITMYER, M. D. et Gere UTOPIA. Thad « vision; ‘twas, I think, At it A.M. on Monday; T thought that one could have # drink ‘Most every hour om Sunday. ‘All Waring's men were dressed tm black; ‘All trolley cars had fenderal Ani sharp detectives had the knack Of capturing offenders! I road « really witty pa Tn tome so!-distant comte, ‘nd Dunn was counted quite a sage Tn matters astronomte, And Platt and Croker had, Indeed, A mutual affection, And everybody was agreed On tari and protection, The Summer girl was oot the mode; There were oo living pictures, And every maid {n bloomers rode Winout @ critic's strictures. I dreamt there was a dramatist Of birth and celeut native I lroame there was a pugitiat Who wasn't demonstrative, 1 dreamt | had a plethorlc purse, Of wealth a goodly beap; 4 through all this verse, ail asivep! 1 woke—iwas aioraing all too soon, For | was very tnzy— And found that, while t elent, the moon Had made me very crazy LA TOUCHE HaNcock. SCORCHER. je more every day how | bodice 1s made in @ pouch shape, and is quite full below the wast. Cold Cateup. } One-half peck of ripe tomatoes, skin and slice fine and drain water off. Then |take through the sieve. One cup of ‘grated horseradish, one-half cup of salt, jOne-haif cup each of brown and yellow ‘mustard seed two tablespoonfuls of black pepper, two red pepper pods chopped fine, one ounce of celery seed, one tablespoonful ground cloves and the same of cinnamon, one cup of brown sugar, one cup of nasturitium seed chopped fine, one quart of best cider Vinegar, Mix all together, bottle and cork tight. Keep in a cool pla Lemon Juice for Tan, Plain lemon juice 1s very good for Temoving tan, but as the lemon cuts it is often necessary to use some sim- ple ointment such as cold cream, vase- line, &c,, after applying it. Linen for Fall. Linen ts a fabric of note. To offset our dark blue alpaca let there be a pale blue corded linen, patterned with Uttle white flowers and cut with a long rolling collar, like that of a youth's Tuxedo cvat in front, and running be- hind into a square sallor cut—its ma- terial @ white drilling. This jacket each grain stands out by itself, Prevention Better than Cure, An ounce of prevention that may save a gallon of cure. If clothes closets have moths in them tn spite of your careful Spring attempts to keep them out burn sulphur In them. Put the sulphur tn an old porcelain dish and set In a wide pi of water, light the sulphur and shut the closet up. Don't go far away nor leave the blaze long unheeded. With the pan of water there ts, however, next to no danger that a spark will fly off and set anything on fire. The scintilla of possl- bility, though, should not be overlooked. School Luncheons, Let the children have a Iittle different luncheon to cerry every day, In which include a bottle of milk when the weather is not too hot; bread aand= ,wiches, filled with meats chopped fing j Scrambled egg, cheese or fruits, are ale ways the basis of the luncheon, with @ little Jar of fruit of some kind, or ap- ples, or oranges, or bananas, something of the kind with cookies for a dessert, instead of the cold ple so often found ia the children's lunch baskets, Childrem are very fond, too, of the English ble cults that you can get in tin boxes a8 any grocery now, and they form ® pleasant change from the regular “ooole_ fes." 7 > LETTER, 1Thin colemn ts open tw everybody who Rar a complain’ tw make, a grievance to ventilue, m formation to give, 0 xulieet af general interest Arscuss or « priblie service to acknoretedge, and wie can put the wea into (eas Wuan Loy words Lan, tetiara caniiot be pronted. | The Hot Spell Accounted For. To the Faltor: England has been destenated dy some of her prosy wriverr ws the “gun of all patto 4s one of hor promiuent traits Is (o claim every~ thing In eight. the sun of the universe Is proba- bly among her possessions, So, when old Sol perueed hin Sunday's papers hia eye fell on the heading “The Englishmen Lost Eleven Straight Events." witb the resuit that Ne got hot, and this accounts for the extremely warm weather of the lust two days. MINEOLA, Punishment for Wife-Beatern. To the Editor: No puntshment would he severe enough (except capital puniahinent, to which 1 am oppo that worse than brute Philip Ryan, who, @runken frenzy, murdered his wife on Saturday last. Every) man guilty of wife-beating or cruelty to children should be sentenced to from three to lx monthe to @ sort of reformatory, and the money he should be made to earn given to hie wife for her own and children's (for there fenerally are children) support, and he be de- prived absolutely of every such luxury ae beer, tobacco of spirite of any sort, If after getting his freedom he abuses his family the sen- tence should be doubied or trebled. according to the enormity of the second offense, and be, while onder sentence, should be made to support his family, On a uiird repetition of the offense I should have him committed for ten years, for euch a createre is a menace to good morals and the public generally, The State should steete empleymest for goth & ona, and! 1p that way, by not allowing any money to pass through his banda but given to the sufferers, the city of charitable Insittutions will not have the bur- den of the family. MAGDALENE F, What Difference Does It Make? To the Editor: 1 have been reading vour paper for the past four years, and in the last few days [ aaw tn the letter column how the old bachelors of New York fncuasin~ the female bicycle riders; how some of them are handsome and ochers arc so homely. 1 would dke to kuow what difference |t makes as to thelr good or bad looks A man with a principle ia @ good friend. and a lady with @ good princlply makes a good wife, Ap pearances do not cut any Ire Old bach ranks of New York City and State, plea IRISH PRIZE-FIGHTE fee, ER, Single Tax and inventions, To the Editor: Ha! ha! ha! those wily single-taxers! rea and Povert: desire “Prog: or since with advancement) (an unwelcome visi wealth denies tha we a atically tiafavor Lavor-aay ts and very in mind that denics that th nt of these invent atthe elagle-taxers eadiy enemies to bot aational aud internatioaas or “something akin ther to an extent heartiiy wan me even dreadfully burt huritul because foreign competitors) ai e mame writer admits co-operation my letter), urag: wetidon (ner and ¢ com they want us to det both tha m In. ua how 4 under the propones tut Henry. us wants of a people (negtecting. Hi, tk will, t 4 few paneates from works to eas clvitizat eases’ however, to tell h eve for me t> quote George's alngte 4intain ving machine, regards the 1 and then f further from ad P."* (though 1 imagine t can rightly jueas the essential nature of his reply). In hie Soctal Pro Mr, George says that ‘ine Veusions a) discoveries” are “bringing about —= absolutely Injurious effects,” and ‘must alte mately desiroy us." (Lovell’s edition, page 151) In ls “Protection or Free Trade’ he says that “as a matter of theory, It Is clear that labore saving (nventions ought to improve the condle tlon of all; as a mater of fact, It ts equally clear that they do not." (H. George & Co., edie torlal page 271.) And in his “Prog Poverty" he tells us that discovery and Vention neither lessened the toll of those whe most need respite, mor brought plenty to the poor.’ (Appleton’s edition, page 6; see paren 6 and 7.) Again, “there Is nowhere any Improvement which can be credited to increased productive power’ (page 8; see also page 221); and yet again, ‘Mf labor-saving Inventions went on unti! perfection was attained" we could ob | tain no wages at 227.) Enough; space fe Limived. Reap A KAPLAN, Wants His Deer on Sundays. To the Editor 1 want to kick about this enforcement of the Sunday Excise iaw. What right bave ther keep a man from hie beer, The poor man wants bis beer 1 am a poor man, and I want my beer Sundaya, I can't afford It on week dayy but on Sumiys 1 itke to take a glass of (WO and I don't see why [ am not allowed to buy th Hasn't the poor man any rights? HENRY OLT. In the Reign of Theodore I, Roo! velt the Great. editor: A litte child by his grandsire atte, Waiting with eager eara The tales he loves of the wondrous party arlea ef bygone years “Didst ive, grandpa, In this same great tow Thia city of New York, When Theodore 1, Roorevelt the Great Taught ladies how to walk?" To The old man's eye with twinkle gleamed Smiling, he klased the lad. “My boy," he sald, ‘though your bisten"e wroni The Joke is mot 0 bad. When Theodore 1. Roosevelt the Great Lived and was ruler here, He sat up ulghte and lad down rules When folks should drink their been “But still, grandpa," the tad then eried, Look tn my book, 1 pray, ‘Twas in his reign a great question roe w bothered bin night and day. ‘He called bis ministers tn,’ It saya ‘ And all thelr brains did addie By avking what each one of them thouga® Of Dorothy Chestle's straddle.”* “The tendercat spot In Theodore’s relg% You now to me recall, My lad, the greatest of men all will Before a woman fall But ‘twasu't her walk his interest aroused ‘Twas the way And Roosevelt / Hers was the shee ‘proper’ straddle. Why Are People Dishonest? To the Raite On the morning of Sept. 16 1 lost my me dropped tt aa t ‘a Brookiyn "L know the time and place, and vertiaed bo hunted in vain, A little trinker was site iM watch apd both were marked with my {niin Why f+ ft chat people are not bonest In We ange eit 1 would give @ foward even, fo the pawn tckeis If they were pawned. ae Watch and trinket were gifts of my mother | ag. EXPSCTANT- Drug Stores She jd Close. To the Biitor jon of kt I'm giad "A, Mot brings the a ot el tng opea drug stores on Sunday, Drug 0 may well be cloasd on Sunday. The em ; Ta bromarselteety Selita powders and bromides ere the 1r6 (oer nature Toe prescriptions are of wie’ 8 Yi 4 Monday. auld be out up elther Saturday oF could bo put up elther Satur ey ae * not 4 Pl. & ings Sunday. 4 x