The evening world. Newspaper, May 17, 1895, Page 4

# Pantie’ by the Press Pubtiobing Compsar, ie 6 we & PARK ROW, New Tork. ¥ ' i FRIDAY, MAY 17, 1895. ng QUDLCRIPTIONS TO THE EVENING WORLD . No. 12,323 pee ee ee ct Rita Gapored eh the Post-ofice at Now York os eccond-ctase matt —— er BRANCH OFFICES: (WORLD UPTOWN OFFICE—Junction of Broad- way and Binth ot 8d mt WALD HARLEM OFVICE—1261n ot ond Madi- mom 1A, PA.—Prese Dullding, 108 Chest aut ot. WARUINGTON—T0r Ltt ot. mes — DVERTISEMENTS in the Fvening Edition of THE WORLD are taken upon the specific guarantee that the avera e bona fide id circulation of The EVEN- ING WORLD 's considera- bly larger than that of all the other Evening papers In New York COMBINED, to wi The Evening Post, the Evening Sun. the Evening News the Evening Telegram. the Com- mercial Advertiser and the Mall and Express. —— ADJOURNED /T LAST. Tho Legislature adjourned yesterday fin @ biase of infamy, with corruption Fampan: to the close, a tax rate higher than it has been for years, reform Cheated, the people's wishes disregard- ed, at least one member under Indict- Ment by a Grand Jury for welling his vote, and most of his associates under indictment by the public for the same offense. A “reform” Legislature branches, it has proved the w my of reform and has made one the most wrangling, inharmonious, cor rupt and ceful sessions ver Rnown at Albary even in the time of the old Tweed ring's power. For the sake «f common decency an well for the welfare of the State, It fia to be hoped a tidal wave as strong as that which last year swept this tainted Legislature into power will this Pear sweep it ou! again, ADD ONE TO THE LI:T. ‘This time the fool comes from Buffalo @nd adds his name to thore of the other foals who have jumped from the Brook- tye Bridge ‘The name of the jumper, as known to fils parents and guardians, in T. J. Tre- maine, As known to the public, it is “Toronte Red." He is a newsboy by Profession, but ambitious, He evidently Qapires to a dime museum or @ saloon en the Bowery. “Terente Red” came to the city pre- Pared to Jump, and he did jump. In this he has an advantage over some of Mis predecessors, of whom It is believed their jumping was a fake, and they ever jumped at all At present the fools are ahead of the Bridge. Inciuding “Toronto Red,” eigh- teen have jumped. Eleven have escaped ‘wnhurt, and only seven have been killed. Bf the fad keeps up, and only real jumps fre reckoned, the bridge will soon catch up with the fools. ‘Will that be good or bad for the com- munity? in both ret ene of LEGALIZING MALFEASANCE. ‘The Legislature in {ts last moments Passed @ will to legalize the manner in ‘which the $1,000 (00 Relief Fund was pent wy the late Park Commissioners. ‘When this fund wan raised there was Nttle or no employment of iabor in the eity, and willing workmen could find mothing to do, and were either starving ‘with their families or mainiained by eharity. T spend for political purposes, or to Givert im any manner a single dollar of ‘this money from the humane purpose to Which it was devoted was a crucl as Well aa a dishonest act. It was charged that @ large portion of the fund was ‘used to promote the interests of po- Hiteai leaders, If the money was lawfully and hon- @etly epent, it is unnecessary to legalize the method of expenditure, If it was unlawfully and dish: iy used, tt (2 @ scandal and wrong to legalize it MENDING FENCES | Ex-President Harrison is here mend-! fing his fences, His chief work: in| Che job is Bteve Elkins, and he is cer- | Mainly a good hand at such a task But political fences in New York are herd to repair without the arsistance @t Thomas ©. Plait. So far as this State is concerned, Harrison may super ftend and Steve may labor, but down ‘Will go their timber as soon as Piatt trikes @ blow. And Mr. Platt ts not for Harrison. What is sure. CLERK BARROWS AND HIS BIKE. Mayor's Clerk Barrows ri a bike. He bas been in the habit of coming @own to the City Hall on it every @ay's work was done Wh Fows workea the b fm @ Toom of the Hail and seemed Innocent and focile a piece of mechan- fora as ever left a machine shop. Yesteriay, however, rome city offictaln, @apcinated by the nicke’ plate and shin “ug enamel of the bike, examined it with Amiration. Clerk Barrows was de-| ighted, of course, and to show them t the owner was entitled to as much @dmiration as the wheel, mounted it in| the City Hall rotunda, and sent it spin- fing around in the open spaces between the pillars, drawing the plaudite and of the several on- bikestrian skill and | But bicycles have a mean and measly wey of suddenly pulling a rider's pric Gown im the dust, just when the gentie- man or lady least expects it. Mr. Bar- Powe was “showing off” in radiant atyle, | co el bout 3 the tian ne oity. the world majority at Albany as should bave said @ bed House and lot. f™orning, and wheeling some after his | &@ performance that ite inventor never fn the world designed it for, Result—a wreck ithe Oliver Wendell Holmes's one hose shay, and Mr. Barrows had to look for himself on the tesselated pavement. Moral—Never show off on your wheel when you at> riding It. wheel stand for any such thing, ————————- }AMES AT OLD CONEY. Tho flames played havoc with the fun of the holiday makers at Coney Isiand 4 setback to the . there will be @ ecarcity of convert saloons and dance houses. The Ferris wheel will be out of work, the toboggan slide will be Inactive. The elephant will be there still, but he had a “close call,” and if the fire had not been dhecked just where It that landmark of old Coney would have been swept away. As it is, early visitors to the inland will still be able to see the elephant The lows is larger than in former fires, being extimated at three hundred thou- sand doliara, The people are highly in- dignant at the neglect of the authorities in having failed to provide paid and efMclent fire department for the Inland, and It fs sald that thone who bave auf- fered loss will sue the Brooklyn City government for damages, No help was sent from the Brooklyn Department dui ing the fire. Ruanell Sage has bullt @ hall in Troy, and {t wan dedicated yesterday at the same time the etatue erected in honor of Emma Willard wi elled. It in called “Russell Sage Hall." The role of ‘a philanthropist Is a novel ene for Rus- sell Bage to assum id the Trojans ought to be proud of the honor of wit- nessing hie first appearance. In this city we are more familiar with the Russell 6 ‘haul.’ “The anti-Brigge faction wins. No, this does not refer to a contest in a great political party. It i the outcome of atrife in a great church body, which oc- casionally joing in these words of w bymn: We are not As at Washington, so at Albany the Senate did the most of the dirty work It neeme to be a general principle about political corruption that It is at Its worst “higher up.” It was so in Cro- kerlzed New York. Jed; all one army we. O'Donovan Rosana has sailed for this Hasn't he forgotten something? We thought ne was going to fight La bouchere and clean out the British House of Commons before he left Al- bion's shor Out in Michigan a meteor has made a big hole in the ground. These things will come where they not wanted. Michi- gan hasn't any late Legisiature that it wants to bury. Mr. Wanamaker is to start @ Friendly Ine, perhaps @ meane of assuring that he is more than friendly ‘out.’ ror bf etter tro ining t ty of uid have Gen, Harrison is here. His political friends and allies will look over grand- father’s hat and see if there is enough of {t left for another Presidential cam- paign, We rather think that the visiting hotel men all had a real nice time tm town, and that they'll all be willing to come again. Senator Hill describes the Republican ‘a bad lot.” He Coney Island ts usually @ red-hot place, but yesterday {ts temperature wan too high even for regular Coney Islanders. Newark’ trolley caught another little victim, yesterday, but hasn't anywhere near caught up with Brooklyn's, “Last of the Legislature.” And al- most we are tempted to wish that ft might be the lest Legislature, Yenterntay, at Albany, the Platt White. wash Combine dissolved by mutual con- sent of its bi-partisans. “R. LP.” te not to be written for goml and all over the Greater New York project by any means, More “advances in wages,” this time at Pitmburg. Advances of this kind are always acceptable. The Plattisiature has done the best thing {t could do for the public good— adjourned. Coney Island has got as far as ashes several times, but never into sackcloth. The Rep an future The late Legisiature has Never mind. tiled that After thie the phrase will go that "he paid up like @ litle Nicaragua” The elephant never turned @ hair while Coney Island burned. “Is Hawall in danger?” Rather, te she ever out of danger? “Hornpipe broken ¢owa.” He dance | the pace that kills, Greater New York was persona non grata in Albany Tillman talke of rebellion, The accent jis on the “talks.” Now @ Capitol | The bridge-jumping act has lest exclusiveness. Ite ‘To-day there ie peace at Albany. During the revolutionary era tn Bngiand poh Catholion and Provestants used the dramatic form as & micas of controve Mexico produces eaything that cam be rained tm any ether country. Mo varied ts the climate What in (he game Slate can be raised aay product ‘of the tropice and of the polar regions. There are at lest (Wo cases on record of five children at @ birch, vie: a woman of Kon- igeberg, Sept 3, 1874, and ihe wife of Neleom, « talior, im Oxford Market, ta Ocioder, 1800. During the Franco-Premias war (he Germans fired 30,000,000 rife cartridges and 863,000 charges of asiiliory, Billing oF mortally wounding 17,000 Frenchmoa, ghowing that 0 shots were re qutred to bill @ mertelly wound coe mon ! the fumigatora can get at the thelr piace, where they would find Joyed myncit while there. would be able wo do the sane, expecially as are good-looking (ahem!) young men with plenty of money. RWADER. eee It “Maro, Sam and Billy” verhead, Lk 1, to would Mud some very nive ladles, who would enjoy pachti hing —The Three Jolly and Sporty Girls of Riverhead. c 4 plac ee wo there and me ite, wi amusement tel) thoer three cl ‘Mare, Sam and Dilly" to go to they will most decidediy find rire for which they are looking there to moo Little Billy and his chuma—A Con. nvvenour 1 would auggeat (hat they try Clancy's Grove, @ famous resort on the outskirts of Brooklyn, where] that expression), but it has no new idea they will Mud atria, boating, to set forth, As a rule, De Koven recalls everyting to make their stay memories of better things so artistically Pd that you don't care a rap about the otner —— things, In ‘The Tzigane’ he has not OUR LEGISLA' ti AND OT done this. The memories are all there, --—-— hut they are Inartistically present, for Charactertation at Albany. they have not been neatly turned and Partiaanian, Incompetenre amd obliviousness of fdaintily finished, ‘There ts “ly a popular rights or (he poplar wish are the con | whistl some alr in the op Yes, I fplououn character! f tho Legislature of 189%, | Know It's vulgar to whistle, but the Binghamion Leader (Der) street urchin's recognition Is the nweetest -—— that can fall to any comic opera com- r One Clean Law, poser, The Talgane song tn the third act, ‘The Legislature passed at icant one clean taw,| rung by Mixs Finlayson, is perhaps the via, the Publio Bath act.—Syracuse Journal] moat “popular” thing in the opera. It (ep). Suggests Erdely! Naczi and his Hunga- wt the Repub four Repub ‘unfamiliar may have been led to belie has been shaniefully remiae tn the dlschare the duties with which {t was confronted. —Rochee. ter Democrat (Piatt Rep ) mim to Find a W Te wontd be extremely diMeuit (o find a worse Legislature than the one in New York, ¢ ¢ * It has ruthioasly violated the pledges made to the people. Ut haw realized abundantly the description of those who leave unions the things they ought For ‘Je! Rvery decent Republican must regret the show- ing his pai party ever the bows and the lobby.—SL Loule Post-Dispatch For still the «pirit wooes ber, A pou! wishout @ an He wi The Wh. 7 Sha The Ne 4: ™ Jant Super credit of axihor of “1 don vs," her seem to “idle! Sey ia tical hai ri ie otarving. WHERE PRETTY go for the Summer, 1 will advise them © serious queation whethi bende representatty re—Doston Herald. Many Are Led to Bi The mom virulent and unscrupulous eritice of ‘Wid longings no Who watch ‘The dust of time that stains her The Arsh that yet enchatne her. The New Tor teachere of family of the Napoleon fad and is learn Woy by heart, and bel “J ety. A NEW SILVER DOLLAR. Sumwented to the National Sculpture Soctety. (Artie Unknown. aa) S SUMMER. oung Men Wanted to Know for @ Summer rei pretty young girle 2 xo08 time, Fam a yo 4 would auagest Lake Mohonk. more plcturesqu yt pretty yo tande. 5 man atier 1 wort can furnian, ee yf to the three young mea looking for tapleton, 8. 1. 1 apent last Summer ‘ever spent such an enjoyable time in ith plenty of pretty girls and lots of and parties every week.—C. K. . . poles who sgn themselves okaway Heach ty and Triit will aurely be Massachusetts men to the Biate House as eve. Hican Legisinture have been three or Hieam journals, and many Republicans, with the motiven of thene fault-findere, that the Legislature nie and wi done Newark Advertiser the things they ought Ri Merson City" Read Albany.’ rty bas ma compliahes rs jersan City, No ru under the rule of — LosT LOVE. love shall lose her, shall gain, memory still pura to r gains bi day by day ne lovee griele that leave her gray, | avay | one grace bath pa Oh! apples he who Rains not The to Joy that euro at ne not | sic) him remain, loveliness that wanes o: we that me er can | Vande ntendent orks | President af the Society be created. —— He i by Me way, Vice Teo Ind (Prom the Was t trte: know what's the woman whe troubles, John doesn’t {along the way he used to, ay shou! at. He's got boom on ‘his hands, and he's © become of talks about Mes to a debat- If he Kets any busier than y afrald we'll come preity near | | wore a white wig that was most un- [habit “THE TZIGANE.” ‘Max Freeman, stage manager, and Henry B. Hoyt, acene painter, cornered most of the applause induced by “The ‘Taigane” production at Abbey's Thea tre last night. Mr, Freeman, who ls @ triple-plated artixt, had contrived @ series of groupinge made up of Ru merchants, Cossacks, Tzigant, hussare, Village children and masqueraders tha! were surprisingly beautiful, while Henry 1, Hoyt evolved an tc which, at th away, and vant—representing the marching to the front. Impressive, It quite frenzied the audl- ence, Patt! has never been yelled for more enthuslastically than was Henry K. Hoyt who bowed his applause with Freeman. On Freeman's face was the gentle air of placid, triumphant satts fa comparable only to that which Pussy wears when she looks at the empty bird-cage and neema to say: “L have eaten the canary, Ha! Hal" The “next best" applaure during “The ‘Tzigane’ performance was obtained by the Messrs. De Angelia und Herbert tn a “novel act, Proctor would say. It Wasn't 1 novel act, but It was a good one, copted from Hill and Hull at Kos- ter & Bial’s, ‘Hill and Hull have had many Imitators in their quaint “Oh, Susannah!” specialty. You know tt, of course One of the two pretends to be {nanimate, and the other pounds him About, and has a high old time. De An- gells and Herbert did a good “turn,” nd during the Summer {t will be worth at leant $150 per week to them on the roof gardens. It was not particularly out of place in “The Tzigane.” It cauned laughter, and smiles were very, very badly needed until the comedian thawed the leaden apathy that was co- Agulating around the auditorium, Of course, thelr act was buffoonery of the most pronounced description, but—any port Inq storm. De Angelis and Her- bert went well with the audience. And now we come to De Koven and Smith, who, legitimately speaking, are “The Tzigane.” The new ra is unlike anything that they have revolved. It resembles their “Fen- cing Master” more than anything else, but nobody who saw ‘The Tzigane would ever suppose for one moment that {ts authors were also responsible for Robin Hood" and “Rob Roy." D Koven's muste Is tuneful (how I loathe Russian army This was moat the founders of or lenty of Czardas lately, but De Koven's supplement agreeable, Harry B. Smith's book ts the worst ho has given us, It Is deadly—heavy as uncooked lead, and the story ts « hopeless labyrinth, I carefully studied the “synopsis” beore I went to Abbep’s, but even with that ald, I wae abso- lutely unable to grasp the story. Vera loved Kazimir, and was ordered marry Vassill; Vassill was married to Maryska; Bogustay was in love with Maryska, and from these amorette nventional comic opera complications were set forth unintelll- gibly. Some of My Smith's lyrica, how- ever, are dainty, and @ song by Lillian Russell ts really charming. It fell flat, but that d t matter, It ts charming, One of the stanzas ts as ollows A nightingale on is most wooed @ moondeam Ani Ite mweetent song above, Til all the ganten round was ringing With echoes of tte joyous singing, A whose theme ove. A cloud passed by, the moon was biddem So taint, eo faint and far, ‘The song was hushed bile, undiddes, Then rose again to woo @ star Bmith has also done something pretty in Vera's sleighing song, and in a Nea- polltan song, but even his lyrics show him at a disadvantage, Lillian Russell in the first act was a gorgeous spectacle, worthy of the scene winter, In fact, a more radiantly lov: ly figure can scarcely be tmagine’. She sang very well, but was not as familiar wit’ her part as she will be later, Her grinaces were @ trifle annoying. She has fallen tnto a sad habit of mouthing her songs, she is far too pretty to Indulge tn th In the second act she becoming An enemy must have a vined her to don this Miss Flora Finlayson, who delighted us a few sea- sons ago with her splendid contralto Voice, seems to have tallen off. Her work was of the mediocre onler, al- though it must be said that the oppor- tunities provited for her were very fow De Angelis went with the audience, I repeat that, and I can say no more, Joseph Herbert acted remarkably well, and so did little Miss Clara Lane. The throaty Mr. Wilkes's work was a great improvement upon his lamentable efforts in ‘The Queen of Brilliants,” and Fred Solomon was really neat. Mr, Solomon's of speaking English is a com- mendable one that might be followed advantageously by every member of the company, including M Russel. It must be galling 'o @ librettist to hear his lyrics slurred over and lost. The audience was very large and— what ts the term?—brilltant krow why tt was brilliant, body said that it was, And that, of course, settled it ALAN DALE, a WHEELING 1 but every- ROMANCE. Pretty Mine Kitty Spec owt of th clty And over (he boulevard eho Gow Ver wheel |. wae tool an@ oo Rever could tent Her oa litte Ggure im blue, Bho rode alt day ‘Towards the land where the hay Lay gro freee. ‘neath the oun, Then ai eve took ber leave, with @ heart touched wid eri Por ‘twas time te the oly t run At “Mio doa! ward A cop cried “Hold para!” Bure Ded caugd! © mos elegant prize Wheres your light for it's might?” thea be aad "You're al) rueht.” When be glanced at ber snapping biagk oe He veined ie bis ores Quite gallant. oi course, “Bure ell queess @o am Geert be needing!” Now husband ané wile dows the boulevard called ut ‘Teat ong ead eeeet Etiy ore spentiag. —Chtoage Dugas, “The Hvening World's” Gallery of ldving Pietares. ROBERT TOWNSEND. ‘This is @ picture of one of the two men promoted by Col. Fellows yesterday to be Assistant District-Attorneys at a walary of 97,500. ‘Bob’ ia a Tammany Hell man and very popular. jall-known vocal instructor. viable record as a century rider, an@ as @ member of the Century Cyole Club never misses run. He prises bis string of gold bare, which ts steadily 1 ‘mg out, more highly thas any of bis belongings As a voice mprover and chest Voloper he 1s of the opinion that nothing comes while for Increasing the range exercise 1s to soale the Fort eee ‘The enterprising Westerners seem bound te capture New York's musical celebrities et any cost. First Chicago insidiously prevailed upon ‘Theodore Thomas to devert Gotham aod take abode in the Windy City, and mow Cin- has x Vou der Mucken I who were naturally jctant to let bim go. The Ohio metropo- te @ olty of beer, as well as pork, "s friends are hopeful congenial existence there. eee the youngest son of the Tiogs statesman, Ia developing into @ shrewd business man, like bie fath 14 Ie now at the head of ye local branch of @ big Baltimore corporation. Me ts the only member of bis family, however, yaa shown pronounced athletic tastes, and the rst baseman of @ champion Yale be te remembered by @ long line of enthu- slastic rooters for the blue. ee A friend just returned from Washington telle mo be (s atill suffering from the gervous shock produced by the swarms of black beetles which annually at this season swoop down upoa the electric-lighted dimricts of the Capital City. ‘They are not seen in the daytime, but as soon fe elentrie lampe are lighted myriads of nce. They buss about the lights ui |. Injured, to the aid walk, and at times the earth is black with them. They range in length from a half inch to two Inches. Sherif Tamsen te to an indignant frame of ind over th remarks je about jm by ex-Jud eument before Justice Barrett the other “He calls me High Shorift. as If it was a fine Joke, and says I don't know the laws and the language of this country,” exclaims the Sheriff. “Is that the way ene geatioman should speak of another? Me should learn some poilieness already."” THE GLBANBR. —— ae ae GIVE ME THE QUIET HOME-GIRL EVERY TIME. ‘There are a milli earth, worte of girl ‘Avd each man bass motel to his taste; ‘They all possess some pointe of girlish worth, ‘Aad all some sphere of maidenhood have graced ‘The artist has immoriaitzed their forma, ‘The post's pen lauded them tm rhmys But 0, for priceless worth and modest charma, Give me the quiet home-girl every time. ‘Yor aings while at the work she bas to de he helps her mother bear the household carea, Neer equanders ap unnecessary dime— Te all the world's variety of dears, the quiet bome-girt every tima It you would eeck to gain her maiden leva, You must be honest as the open day, ‘Must be as constant aa the siars above, ‘And seas all you have to way. It you would win @ true and faithful wife, To cling close to your side through good or M1, An@ help you bear the burd’ning cares of lite, ‘The home-girt 1s the lass to Oi! the bill BARTON. —__—— > TALKS WITH THE LAWYER. Various Legal En: b ett elements for Are Giv Te there a law im this State against fortune. telling for money, and what, if anything, is the penalty? 3. F. The Revised Statutes class among dls- orderly persons, liable to be committed for not more than 100 days, “persona pretending to tell fortunes, or where | lost or siolea goods m: be found.’ ee Maa and wite living in New Jersey quarrel and wite leaves him and goes to her foika the bus- dad going to New York. Can the husband gets Givorce and how, end can he ce his child. oF can he get 4 by law? The wife has refued to reture, CONSTANT READER The man cannot on the facts stated get a divorce in New York. Had he re- mained in New Jersy @ divorce would have been awanied him “for wilful, con- tinued and obstinate desertion for the term of three years” on the part of hie wife By writ of habeas corpus he can compel his wife to allow him to visit the child. ee Tam an American citizen tm 1870; came to thie country im 1887; my Raturaliuaios papers two yeare axe to visit my ative conptry abortly, and sm arriy- tug tere le K Becemmry for me to register as 2 Amorteas citinen with the United States Congulace et Vienna, and if I do a0 am I fully protected oo thar | cannot im any way be punished er prese- cuted as to my suppened military duties? DAILY READER The United States Statuies say that you “are entitled to and all recelve from thie Government the same pro- to native born citizens.” THE WORLD: FRIDAY EVENING: MAY 17, 1605 \ ‘Tre West Side Day Nursery ts receiving @ financial boom from the proceeds of « course of justrated lectures delivered at the Hotel Empire by Mas. Ranke. The subject matter is of a sacred nature, the musie an@ accompanying recitation features diending harmoniously im thet direction. “A Maid of Galilee." “The Boyhood of Onriat’* and ‘The Other Wise Men’ are the subjects ‘Ther are colored lights, angel sere: apd general cantata effects, & eee ‘While Mona Caird ts getting out her mew book on “Marriage @ Fatiure and Grant Allen Getting & freak purchase on some of the old sub- Jeete that have almost worn out im his grasp, T note the tact that marriage still wanes not in popularity. Mise Estes « born, Ky. body of Mr. Green, of No Walked to the altar over the dead whom they slew be- woman fo all very condition puts om the Gloves with & theory, the latter is the ene to Bet corporated but it Ie ‘Lite, Happiness and the Pursult of Lidert: PRUDENCE SHAW. — eh PREPARE A LITTLE LIST. (Air: Koke'a song in ‘The Mikeée."*) Mow the Legislature's over, now at lat it bao adjournes Prepare o litle Het—prepare a little Iiet Of those who back to office must sever be re yr would be mised—whe mever Ml “*whitewashee”” dollare— All (hese about whose necks are fastened aay Losses’ collare— All Benators whose sole iden was bow to best dare to vote without eoa- went of Platt— Ae ev'ry one who ‘gainst Reform proved an t= your lst—they mover will be ‘There are those who voted ‘gains the Greater City of New York, Dea't Isave them of your Het—te eure they're om your Ilet; ‘Thole promices are like their braine—as light as ‘any cork— And they never will be missed—they never wil) be missed! And Genators whose whiskere are the Diggen things atout ‘em, ‘Wheee methois are peculiar, and whe onart at thom who doubt ‘em— ‘The fellow who has dealt in bill, as though be were a broker, Whose down on thove who cringe te Platt, while he himself serves Croker— All thom who on queer politica and nothing else subsist— Put thei: names om your Ust—eeo that there's not one missed, And the man who puses fer reform, but te just an erotist, Doa't leave him off your Ust—put Bis same on your Im. ‘The Assemblyman whose conscience bas & litle private twist Will surely not be missed—he never will be missed! All apologetic statesmen of @ compromising kind Such as—what é'ye cali him—Thing’em bob, and yver Mind, 4 What's-his-name, and also You-know-who— The task 0. filing up the blanks leave «& you. But it really doesn't matter whom you pat upon the its For they'd none of ‘em be missed—they'd none of om be mined! Nad —_— A FEW GOOD JOKES, ia Dest to @ Timely Rhyme om the nties of Trout Fishing. The angler acw a trout can see Gets @ahing om the brain, But this to me tr tin a One thing to get teh o3 the brain, Another on the book. Buffalo Courter. Like His Own Ve: +7 begin to feel Ike my poems," sighed the poet to the cruel lady who bad sail nay to his appeal, jn what respect, pray?’ ‘T have been rejected so often.""—Detrolt Free Pree, Shortage. On berries ripe and juicy ‘We now ca freely coast: A dime will buy a nice quart bos Which bolds « piat at least —Kansas City Journal. Orly Practictag. Mr. Manp—And eo you have been established im this town for several years? Have you had many cures? Dr. Jelap—No; but, you see, I've not got along eo far an that yet I'm only practicing just at present —Bostow Transcript Season Opened. ‘The onion's im the gardes and the bicom te os the peach, ‘The grove has sweetest music ringing through it Mamma'e precious darling climbe the fence and tries to reach ‘Tee apple with the blossom banging to It Cleveland Pisin Dealer. A Shiftiess Husba Mra Meekton’a busband is @ terribly shift lees man,” eaid one of the members of the Sot ety of Emanctpated Women, “How do you know? Hie for days with « Dutton off her vi spender fastened by ‘a bairpin.”"—Washingtom Star, A SENATOR'S BOME-COMING, i | says to bimeelt: Language of the ¥. ‘The language of the veil of ‘96 re- Quires little interpretation. For the the- atre, for Summer dancing or for a pic- nio, the veil is fastened on in the thick folds that permit coquettiah drawings acrosa the face. The eyes now show, now they are veiled, and it {s the curve of the cheek that is prominent, again it {s the dimple of the chin. And the passer-by says: ‘That, is @ pretty woman, a gay woman, a stylish woman and a fashionable one!” The mourning, the etald, the demure veil is pinned straight across the hat brim and drawn to the knot at the back of the head and tied there, the new feature being tie way the trimming upon the hat brim ts placed over the vell. If there is a jew- elled bug, he holds the vell upon his antennae; and if flowers are there the vell falls beneath them. Only the very stupid would now tie on a vell over the gaudy brim trimmings of the season, Fried Liver and Bacon. Wash the ‘iver quickly in cold water, drying it with @ meat cloth, Take each slice, sprinkle with salt and pepper on each side and dredge with flour. Have the frying-pan hot and fry lightly the slices of bacon on both sides. Take them out on the hot platter and put in the slices of liver and fry them in the hot gravy, turning them several times, When well done put the liver in the centre of the platter and arrange the slices of bacon around the edge. Add a Uttle boiling water to the gravy, thicken it with @ little flour stirred up in some cold water, Let it boil well and then pour it over the dish. For the Ocean. Yachting caps for women are no longer used by those of critical t A soft felt hat of the deer stalking variety, well pinned in place and further kept down by a veil, is most suitable. It is a whim of some very fashionable women to keep their countenance on deck for- ever behind @ thick veil of black tissue. ‘That, and the bunch of fresh violets, one for each day of the voyage, kept til called for in the steward’s ice- box, are a sort of trade mark of a cer- tain set of habitual voyagers. A boa or cape of fur is @ welcome addition to the tollet on cool days on deck. Skel- eton India rubber shoes, a luxury un- known to English women, are useful in walking on wet decks, A travelling rug or lap robe is, of course, indispensable to put over one’s knees in sitting out; and a@ down pillow, with ribbons to hang it on the back of the steamer chair, is equally needful to comfort. For the Awkward Age. From twelve :o fourteen, girls wear skirts nearly aown to their ankles, and although not generally composed of gored breadths, they are fo arrarged as to fall in flutes at the sides end Sack, the front beng frequently mounted plain. At the same time there {s an in- crease in the width of the sleeves, which, however, are invariably carried down to the wrist. Cravat bows placed on elther side of the plain front breadth |are a pretty addition to a fluted skirt, similar bows being placed on the shouk iders. A pretty little frock in turquoise | blue poplin has satin bows to mateh on the skirt and shoulders, the former be: ing trimmed with a band of ecru gub bure insertion and the bodice almost en tirely covered with the same Another, in tvory-tinted woollen, has @ plain skirt, and a broad fold of guipure down Ma Middle of the full bodice, the wide sleeves being set in with @ boulllo: circling the arm-hole, Thee Rhubarb Charlotte. Butter a baking dish thorough!; cover the bottom an inch deep wih ons bread crumbs, then with a layer of rhu- barb that has been peeled and cut inte thin small pieces, Scatter the rhubars thickly with sugar, cover it with a sec- ond layer of bread crumbs and over the crumbs put bits of butter. Continue to fill the dish in this way to the top. The top layer should be of the bread crumbs. Bake the pudding in a slow o for an hour, or until the rhubarb is thoroughly cooked all through and the top brown. If you prefer the crumbs may be dropped in melted butter just @ second before using, and then, you should not use the bite of butter. In either case be careful not to make the pudding teo rich. The crumbs should not remaia in the butter long enough to soak. Serve the pudding cold. inger Gems. Beat half a cup of butter to @ creamy heat lightly one cup of molasses; add to {t half @ cup of boiling water; take all from the fire and add half « teaspoonful of soda; pour this over the butter, and add one tablespoonful of ginger and sufficient flour to make a batter that will drop from @ spoon (about 1% cups)s add a level teaspoonful of cinnamon, same of baking powder and bake twenty minutes in gem pans in @ moderate oven.—Mrs, Rorer. Ribbons Instead of Cuff Buttons. Much curiosity has been aroused by the costume Vesta Tilley wears in her song, “Down Rotten Row.” Instead of cuff buttons she has long, narrow ribe bons passed through the openings in each cuff through which the ordinary but~ tons are usually passed. This is now the prevailing custom in London among the “Johnnies.” On any pleasant after~ noon in @ stroll down Rotten Row ene may see any number of these substitue tions for cuff buttons, Aa Chicken Livers and Olives, Wash and drv twelve livers, then on in small pieces and cook in one table: spoon of butter directly over the fama, Dredge with one tablespoon of flour an@ add one cup of rich Madeira sauoa ‘When thick and smooth add one éosen stoned olives Season to taste end af@ two tablespoons of Madeira. Serve het. LETTERS, [Tide cotumn te open 10 everybody w'e has a compiaint to make, @ crievance to ventilate, tn formation to give, @ wubject of general interest {> discuss or @ public service to ackntcedge, and who can put the idea into lees thaw 100 words, Long letters cannot be printed. | Supply and Demand, To the Editor: Tam glad to be Informed by “G. G."* that the ney school of economic thougat ‘don't recog- tal {a about as valld aa a denial of thi "of gravitation, Supply and demand obstn 1 den't care anythi alleged standarda of itv T want ty see @ standard of equal opporun- thin the reach of ity abundant food and elegant homes and could be enjoyed not only by Mra Astor but by on thie continent "G. G." makes a referen few Zealand, which ts unfortunate for bie argument. Let hin refer to the K. of L. urna of March 24, under the heading. ‘From Thie tea letter trom the Knigh 4 to the Knights in Americ avery wom: to in tae cluding government tele- raphe, gas and water supply, eight hour day, ‘yet destitution and enforced idleness are common a We have a liberal government honestly bent on legislating tp the Interest of labor, and yet the laborer stan: idle, of when working. te deprived of bis st reward." They then go on to show how this must co: Ul) the single tax planks V. and V1 are put in operat L. G. SAND. To the Editor: The city of Lonton contatna 6 oF to sult my pu 8 with a population of £.000,000 | bave turned to my mapa of New York and vicin + of miles (26), bie quite im: square miles, if annexed to New ¥ pomalble) would cover ihe following area with all he territory intervening included and the part of Brooklyn and Stater, island, which Is necensarily out of the square, would more than occupy water space included in the square The points of the square referred to are Yorkers to Patersoa, N. J., to Linden, N J., and to Canar- sie Landing, L 1 That incivdes Yonkera Ne York City, and a par of Westchester County Brockiya, Long Islend City and @ part of Quee County; Linden. Elizabeth Elizabecnport, Ba: onne, Jersey City, Hoboken, Newark, Passaic, Hackensack, Paterson, and all other territory to the east of @ straight line Grawn from 1. Paterson, and the whole of 8! Island, culate that the population would exceed Against afore-staled 6,000,000 of London... GRC K City (wb) ‘Te whe Beiter ‘Let me explain how a mas cap win or lose Money tm that mest gentee! way, siock apect- lating. Let A represent & broker on the Stock Exchange and B am outsideer, or iamb. Be ay transactions are executed, B musi leave in A's bande ap amouBt equal to $5 for euch share be Amiends to operate with This 8 called « mare’ . B wants to dea! $200 t@ A, whe bolds it for prow {p case the market goes aguing Bo Mr B iben looks over the list of stocks @ealt in, and sup. pore be sees D., be & W cuoted at 100'i-4 He “Gosb! ‘That te prety high 1 be cheaper ine few days" fo be fer my account 100 Lack at 100 1-4 oF better." A then goes ov the foor of the Brohange and makes sale, and reports prompt- ly to B. This leaves B short on the market, con- B ize the olf law of supply and demand.’ ** Still, | How We Could Get Ahead of London SSS, Jees commissions of 1-4 per cent, or net prot of $5 on each share, or $500 in all, which he cam withdraw at aay time together with his $00 original margt had the price of D., @ 'W. gone up, instead of down, B would have been, 4 loser, and when the merket resehed 163 14 oF 163 2-4. A would have called for more margia, an@ Mf It was not promptly remitted A would have closed the deal at 163, as that ts as for as the original margin, less commission, would carry it. Had B, in the @rst place, thought the market was solng up, he would have bought or gone loag om | the market Then be would have been @ bull, the market gone up, he would have wom, It gone down, be would have been @ It {8 not necessary that B should have the Dor will be get acy shares loser shares when be sel when be buys He only pretends to buy and pre- | tends to sell, and gets transaction excepts jothing of value for bis profits Mr. K | To the EA tor | 1 have just be |r one of your through the ne of me. informed that @ short time pondents made inquiry column of your paper as to what 1 am sti!l alive and, although | Biad to resume discussion on Bible topica with any of my former opponenta If there are any eb- Jections to any of the statements I have made I snow be gied 10 hear of them now. Very re | Bicycling on Su: | To the Editor: | & Gay or 80 ago I was read! datiy papers about a > said it waa very et om, that Sunday. wicked to rides 1 would like to ask this y why is tt wicked @ dleycle on Sunday? And, if it im the buascas man going to ride? If be goes in the evening be wkes many more riske (nap a msn that rides om the deytime, wishes {9 take a lung rid what home? If we could ail bold ety posi work from 8 AM 112 M., then I might but as things ihorky & mam hag got t make such s stavement on. some person would &. 1 wish chat y enawer this note, C & B (LITTLE SALT) Another Schoolmaster Writes, ‘To the Editor: Permit me te brat as maliciously false the made by “Observer” 1p bis recent come ‘be Evening World.” 1 make ae er for my conduct om the eatery om, ani 1 do not hesitate to ang’ T wmiiar cireummances, 1 would repeat 1am anxiously awaiting the onslaugh® and young men acquaintances,” ngrate who did not have the mae something I am vot surprised at 2 give adress correctly Poor fellow, be han aw Deariie:t aympachy. JOHN J. DRISCOm Principal Castieton Bebool Ne 4 & 1, | New Brighion, & & | | Wer Husband Flirts. To the Baitor: Will oume of your readers kindly advise me what course to take towards my husband, whe is inépess and atteniion when we are alone, bat when We are ip society Dever neglects as oppar tunity to flirt and make love to every Bice young w Ral im Should | slop going out in bis gecte ety? I am both young and attractive an@ the mother of a sweet little baby. SENSITIVE, Won't Give This Passeager a Chanes To tne BAitor 1 id like to know if Guard No 10, whe rune from City lal Seventy -Gixth street staan at 8. slam the gales ip the face of s passenger whe ana control Bimeclf. If no, I woud thisk thet the oMiciais of the Mantatian Railway Company ‘wosid cum to cum quarts an shen, ot including bond.