The evening world. Newspaper, April 23, 1895, Page 4

THE WORLD: TUESDAY EVENING APRIL 23, 16 IT'S NO USE BLOWING, CHICAGO. | “THE IMPORTANCH OF SBEING|Rvening Worlds Gallery of Living EARNEST. Eile Wheeler Wilcor hes gone Comm. to iook after her bungalow in order for Ul whieh the fair pestess would have oceurred to every mind, “What's the matter with Otngy?” And then, how crushingly Would have come the recollection of the date, and the self-accusation, “April Fool!" when the details following the startling head- lines were read, and it was discovered that the muti-milllonaire waa charged with having given a California lawyer @ free railroad pass, and his only com- ment on the proceedings had been, They're all a set of darned fools, and | 1 don’t care a tuppence one way or the other.” Yes, yesterday's announcement would have been more fitting for April 1 than for April 22. Yet the day may come when the arrest of plutocratic monopo- lists, who snap their fingers at the law and belleve the people have no rights corporations are bound to respect, may Oscar Wilde evidently determined Barnum his epigram mania when hi wrote “The Importance of Being Ear- nest,” which was produced for the first time in this country at the Empire The tre last night. In his earlier efforts he gave us breathing time, moments for rious deliberation, intervals for pur- poses of contrast. In this last play he has turned on the epigrammatic flood, and it swamps everything—the story of the play, the players and Mr. Wilde's own intentions, It is @ perpetual oparkle, a constant glitter, a nev ending procession of Jeux d'esprit. You feel at the end of the evening like the Little girl who had eaten too much pas- try, and has a pain in her abdominal re- by the Press Publishing Company, @ PARK ROW, New York He will be entered in the coming cat show at Madson Square Garden. o 8 And, speaking of tha: cat show, it te very aratitying that pussy is at last to be exhibited With some of the honors that have thus far fallen exclusively to her canine tormentore, Mra. John Jacob Astor, Mrs. Seward Webb, Mra Rich- ard Irvin, Mra. Pred Gebhart and others are to figure as pusey's patron or matron saints, and she 18 to be brought out with the honors due a die tinguished debutante. . Tim TO Tae EVENING WORLD Ie This Smart Enough for You? Here is a smart costume of bdlack- faced cloth, with a perfectly plain full skirt, and an Eton coat of the black cloth finished with a square collar. This coat is braided in the hussar style and The result will surprise her. ‘The gym. nastics consist of pushing the arms straight out in front of the body with @ Jab of four times, then the same move- ment with the arms straight up in the air, Then from the side, and finally, backward, always with the shoulders thrown back, head erect and chin well ia Gitered a che Poet-Ofes at New Tork as gerené-clase matier. ee behal? of the New York room tn ‘A concert 11 te Woman’ Paper Steckings, i mean something, and when the culprit may no longer declare that they ‘| care tuppence” for the law. | Maai-| That will be after Attorney-General | | Olney’s retirement from the Cabinet. | OFFICES. UPTOWN OFFICE—Junction of Broat- @inth ave at 824 MARLEM OFTICK—12sn wt. 0: He the have discovered the Aymar defalcation | Of what value ts the National bank ex- amination at all if @ bank's operation | must be suspended for months in order to discover whether it is being robbed ‘WORLD is considerably fatger than that of all the | other Evening papers in New vestigations? | fag Sue, the Evening News, Kimball should have given the bank a could tell whether such certificate pea was true oF false. - * If bank examiners’ certificates are no| 0 POLrTics IN THE scHOOLs: more trustworthy than thia are they not) ‘The teachers in the public schools are a trap for depositors instead of a pro- ‘Gqainet the bill for changing the present | tection? ently becom | low the demand, more marked. State Senate wanted any more real in- Really, Col. Waring, as a ready letter- By all means, let the police parade as an regaris a candidacy in 196, appar- The supply of conscientious State Sen- ators at Albany is still somewhat be- gions. You feel you have been greedy and taken too much; that you might have left that last epigram. It was so rich, In fact, “The Importance of Being and tts Tree a Hint Phere a kicking over tables, falling over feet and shutting up wrong people in con- venient rooms—the usual devices of mod- ern farce. You feel you are rather clever | the least harm in laughing at it. tend that people who laugh at the kick- mirth. As a matter of fact, they are simply suffering from a lack of ment: balance. The trouble with the Wilde burlesque is that {t has no background, no me- dium for contrast. A perpetual smile is “Lil take another dolla I sald politely, but firmly. ‘That was n't you give me @ he responded, in- please, |a $2 Ul T gave you. chance to of the change to mo? | Congressman the le an “ex” ‘against Sereno E. Payne, who also | are Afterwards and is oiill a member, ino Wayne County murder case, The defendant wi most friendiess negro. Payne defense, Raines had been called in to Building of the Cottom States and interuational Exhibition at AUlanta will be held to-morrow evening at Hotel Waldorf under the @irection of Mr. Francis Fisher Powera Some ot New York's best talent has volunteered its ser- as the misdirected real of many of New York's pened to be in su explained that she had walked because she had no cartare."' That was enough for the merchant. He wrote on the back of the woman's note that Tetused to grant her request, and that any woman store had no right to question him. PRUDENCE SHAW. satin covered with perforated cloth In a lovely shade of cornflower-blue. The folded collar and waistband are both of black satin. by its employees? What security ts Gi > of | dlgnantly. York COMBINED, to wit: ‘hertioe Hee Gepositer tf Mey Kimball writer yo should know that the pen- te DAS be a ated ge, Ae Phy eke been right, of course, io had so it beret bn? her help that A Trilby Pockethook. hy break Walpole hey @ fork; add . Py ry 8 thing to do with street of | or dollar y | Ghe would send @ girl out in the pouring rain . = je eggs mashe ine, @ grated bread, . speaks by the card ee ee ae ood terms w ‘ourself. There is not| but If be aid a The new Trilby pocketbook saves wo the Evening Post, the Even: It {s also very singular that Examiner | ‘lesning. Lt sss SAL Mellin Icon-| #14 Be sell tickets t~ others after giving © part | to walk ail the way from her house down to his! Oo the trouble they have had up to this| Parsley, pepper and salt, Stir constant- in finding their car fare. It is a hand- &c, This portion opens with a spring and reveals two box-like pockets, whose ‘With the stockings and socks made ef Paper, the latter to be sold at three cents @ pair, the work of the darner and the laundress both are considerably di- Washington ot j : | Cnr See eee ee iat in comely UL UMM ee minished. Up to this time the expense PA—Prees Baiiding, 102 Chest The Babb he cut Into slices and used as O we picture of a pri of splitting, twisting and prepari ee = tls 1 the ‘mah : aie es =” \ tor at least six play Brooklyn lawyer and militiaman, Judge | The 4ry-goods merchants who have been op Paper yarns for commercial use has 1th ot ational Bank Examiner William H. | The new play is a burlesque rather! Advocate of the Thirteenth Regjment. | posing the bill for the appointment of store inspec- been so high that manufacturers of fab- =| Kimball offers an explanation, or rather Stand a Jn than a farce, Farce means fire, intoxi-| He assisted in the prosecution of John | tore of the same grade as tactory inspectors ai rics have found little inducement to use some comments. 4p the Shoe lalate her | = =| cation, non-deliberation, but “The Im-|Y, sMcKane, and @ horse named after | feeling greatly annoyed at what they characterize them in making textiles, Lately, how- tank's new defaleation. ays . 5 has none of him won a good race the other day at . ; to original ferreting, they might some | portance of Being Earnest rs s ever, a number of paper pulp manufac ) ADVERTISEMENTS in the blame at the door of the former cashier, 41) nnd the murderer of Alice Walsh, | these eawertials, It slowly topsy-turveya/ st, Asaph, pipieterdgig SUpeUaae ot tex eeuaien ads turers have been at work on the prob- because the system of bookkeeping | gets sia ms conventional tdeas and resembles the! —— lem of producing cheap pulp yarns, Evening Edition of THE which formerly prevailed at the bank | | pe t| auhiveR que GLEANER's BUDGET. Who sent colored servant to the store on @ rainy P 7 D pulp yarns, with i Fea not, teen. sirictly, operated. ‘To {_GOV. Morton's firm insistence that the) brettos of the Gilbert and ANE . day with o note requesting that she be conducted the result that a new process has been “WORLD are taken upon the 4 Police Magistrates bill shail be made «| Comic operas. Its women say impossible About the store in order that she might seo if the formulated, é 4 is law earns him the gratitude of all the|'hings sertously, erks wee provided with the discussed ‘@verage bona fide paid cir- Meee vere eters : Nene pul Nihee eee extremely amusing, and it will undoubt-| + panaed 9 $2 Bill to an “L" road tteket- . ‘Take a shad roe, two tabi “galation of THE EVENING declares, ‘to have suspended the bank's) 14 could enator Reynolds ever| edly cause a good deal of laughter! seiter sundey for two tickers Ite gave me 3] “The servant was wet to her knees,"* axid the| fastened with small silver buttons. Hd butter, @ tableepoontul ersten ors aes een ty taken Greene ree have come to understand that the|@mong those who prefer eplgram 0) cents im change and then sold tickets to the I rie Bc areuabed osabiten. see | Leta ontiad vith nattorated clothe in a | (Be youd of two Rard.bolied Ogee, & Sep | of grated bread, some chopped parsley, Pepper and salt. Put the butter into the chafing dish, add the roe, which has been boiled ten minutes tn salted water, ly until well mixed, and add the lemon Juice just before serving. fee Evening Telegram, the | | certitcate of entire soundness in every- | BY, 4! Ae a ing coves of tables and Une shutting Gp of teens some pocketbook in the first place, and etsceeciel 1 ani and thing except the Seeley robbery, when | OUST Ueto ine: New York shoud nei| ®fOng People inconvenient. rooms. are ee ene ee eae eetely wut of tar| BANK ROBBERY MADE EASY, | differs from others in having a perfect he admits that It would have been nece | depraved, unhealthy and a trife imbecile. presente bill ritery ecrege, is eateuned as a compartment for coin. In fact, it has Gleanings About Women, the Mail and Express. essary for him to close the bank's busi- as They are popularly supposed to be! most able criminal lawyer in the western part two compartments right in the middle| ‘The brain of woman te absolutely " ) : for three months or more before] Gen sarrison’s state of receptivity, | happy-go-lucky and easily moved tol ot the State. I saw him once, before he became between tne spacea for bills and cards, | smaller than that of man, but {s stated | to be somewhat larger in proportion te the weight of the body, interiors are fully revealed when the book is spread out. Every coin is then seen, and all a woman has to do !s to pick out the nickel or dime or quarter | A woman with a military nose end Prominent chin {s certain to make her | ark. All female society leaders have had such factal peculiarities, ‘eyetem, because they say it gives poll-| Examiner Kimball did, however, make | ugly; an incessant glitter wearles, Prosecution. It wana case im which almost she is in search instead of rooting! A statistical authority sa: | ties amd politicians power over both one discovery. He has found that 22 potice Commissioner Theodore Roose-|Evervthing we like and love pails upon | (MMe Gepended upon the lawyers, and around in the dari for it, as she must woman's chance of elas married ts boot Gebeols and teachers, Under tts plan blame attaches to the present manage-| voity tr nas a hopeful sound, “Let 1c) Us If We have too much of it. The story M2 SpeechEL as those now eminent counsellors in the old-style pocketbook. There will’ between twenty and twenty-five, After G@istriet leaders can name clients for ment of the Shoe and Leather Bank for| pe gogn» ‘ a }of “The Importance of Being Earnest’ | =2%0 ! Save fareiy Reard in one term of court, now be no excuse for a woman keeping) fifty her chance is one in 10,000, “Waemat places. The teachers of the youth the Aymar defalcation. ‘This would | ~~ ~ |ts slight and sketchy, A young man| Sates spoke rife on ychives raed & cable car conductor standing ten min-| Only Chinese women of high rank have ef the city wourd fall to the level of the imply that a National bank examiner .#| Hetty Green—I have $1,200.00 in New| named Worthing Is known as John In| gig map fe if utes in the middle of the car until she! their feet bandaged. To have small and and thelr positions like the po- of far greater value to the directors and| York, but I don't live here. Alas! Ihave| the country and Ernest in’ London. | see PUR EISEE 1856: | deformed feet is an indisputable evidence 'e, at first to be gained by favor officers of a bank than to its depositors, | no home. the politician, might at last come to its stockholders or the public at large. | @ price subject to fluctuation as the | leader's character might be A WOMAN WITH TWO PRESENTS AND |. fF good-natured. Promotions NO PAST. ps, like the ascent to a| ek te ate the ath: wee “The Old Guard at ave let them take t Turn men have Al he ‘apitol for us? Better let side issues alone. Col. War- Why not | Cicely Carew ts his ward, and she lives in the country, Whenever he goes up to town, he tells ner he {s going to see a fictitious brother named Ernest. His friend, Algernon Moncrieff, anxious to meet Miss Carew, appears at the coun-, There were two bors ‘the Park Row ent day whe malier of the two suddenly beg an attack upon the larger. The latter stood it for some time, He had been wtruck In the face twice by hie little opponent, The third blow ling papers in front of nce to the bridge the other Almond Cakes. Blanch and pound in a mortar half a pound of sweet and half a pound of bit- ter almonds, Add two pounds of powdered sugar and the whites of eight eggs. Beat together fifteen minutes in a of wealth and station, When the sewing-machine was in- vented the prediction was made that it would lesse1 the labor of women; as a | fact, tt increased the number of frills, ey OF & captaincy among ‘ : a » ing. The streets will keep you busy. try-ho ¢ bi moose) Caan) Bis) DALianbs could Lentures, He the highest bidder ef “| women have mate up thelr minds to do) For the pubile schools, any kind of | fiction, and arrives at Miss Carew's | Mer & well-deeerved arushine when & bridge Leessatebvie nigh HroWn, > |euptilict somnea ie aot oee 3 si | the same, now that the progress of the Teform except political reform! | house in deep mourning for the poor, | ons 0% : lac bs @re faults in the present Raa aives) Giapiine aapereinis | Se es Gee se |hrother he never had. He learns that | Sr, Sei See maracas Ee bah blinders on she sxamtuar, eng it @ cup of maraschino, Peel the pineapple Reform is Learned aoe enero ek | Of course, it's all due to the new-fan ON THIS AND THAT. | Ernest is there, and sees Algernon mas- {. go. cy Se it clic nuce cralmunalthe deca = is A Perfect Neck. and cut it in thin slices. Place in a glass t deat f 5 all due to the new-fan- a : F Ales SPRGA % hee i Sere Pate PRONE Cente a Gcctriues of woman'h rights and SEs querading under that name. | 8 amail boy pays eee i eee Serre ene ELE) bse od ober ile IC ; the schools have been falrly free from that fatal Wisease. Let them Be kept so. They have many faults. Vhemr att be corrected, but rather present faults grow and multiply that they should come under the @f the district leader, the heeler women clubs and all that sort of thing It bas been easy enough for a man so dis- | posed, to a “double lfe,"” and to | keep the matte secret until his death. | He can “travel” for a house and have |one wife in New York and another in ing Mr. PI Mr. Croker may be able | lost popularity. —Ww The & to racing and allow- t to run the politics of New York How Mr. Croker May Recover. By attending strictly to bi ‘The complications that ensue are very | entertaining, The Hon. Gwendolen Fairfax, of London, who knows Worth- | ing as Ernest, appears, and there are consequently two Ernests to account for | and explain, The situation 1s ar.usingly straightened out in the third act, wh.ch for protection? Dreadful thought. | . of Brook- pulpit on Sunday the head of the Meat Trust, for tw retired at 9 P.M. tireless real in business ‘Armour, | JOKES AS THEY Go. Bor- e ‘ful hush | A Fresh Assortment of Hu rowed from Authentle 5S "Play ball!’ the umpire cried. An Upon the vast assemblage fell; and then jall be remedied, and that easily. shoulders may be well rounded, and the skin white and fine, and yet ugly }ol- lows and distinct shadows of collar bo: completely spoil the contour. This can Let any girl who has such a neck try the effect of gymnastics fifteen minutes ready to serv | aschino, i | A Simple Wedding Menw. | A simple menu for a wedding recep- tion at this weason would be watercress sandwiches, creamed oysters, ices, straw- sprinkle over it the mar- some other city. He can be at his club “ sd X dagen | so late as tg induce him to go home with | 07 1"* AM 14 Alsponed to respond to Pubs ig screamingly funny, and quite the best | OP¢PM# and other ai her the pork | “Strike onet” rolled cut in accenta loud and) every night and morning for a month. berries, coffee and cake. ; lic opinion, = thie provislo \ ‘ \c ees + “Fwo Roeses AMD A suGoRsTion. | %, (1°! thtead of disturbing his dear] iy iiiterste oy iw the aloes Balloe bit) | OF the three, Worthing's birth is a mys | {oh ate une included ceuran 1 Ala wit sbovGs | wig trom the bleachers gullen murmurs rose = SS a q little wifey. A member of his lodge ts | tery. He knows that he was found in te 7 er | “strike two!" “Strike three and out!” A [as to requ the election inspectors to rende he Doctor's hearers shook their heads sceptically Praise, To these he 1s ‘Fhe suguestion of a turn-about, happy-| sick and he is detailed to watch with| ai necesnary assistance to theae unable to pre-|® Diack bag with handles to it in Vic-| over he mo-theatee ane wariycorted ant tennis | MIEBLY roar LETTERS. fhe way is, VAIN be ditente tee eee en @e-reund Benatorial investigation of the| the invalid at night. In @ thousand and/| pare their ballots themaelves—Rochester Post |toFia Station, and that is all he knows. | ries sustemenie. Of rage swept o'er the fel through the air! F744 column ia open lO fehelAaslg LOMDRAL Moe coor oe te the @umerees charges or insinuations of{one ways an unprincipled man may | Faprem Lady Bracknell, Gwendolen’ mother, ee Went sailing misatles of assortment rare, Suan cae Ce, Lanta Tide he | wonas elds Gea te oe @errept practices in the Senate in con-|make excuses for the evasion of his = = declines to allow her daughter to be| Mr. James Clinch-Smich, of this city, has just | Including eggs of an uncert armeiticn de eas Bese OF pent Peat, | ithe NOW Voc Tae ee ee Wales rit Geofen with legislation this session, al-| marital duties, But Mrs, Samuel Leh- Playsrounds Be Park: engaged to nobody—a mere parcel! The | concluded @ peculiarly interesting visit to Cbi- MOD ae EPID : . » ackn | Fou, and yet ‘another are, vote less attention to placing obstrue- Gave token that the season's on again. discuss or a pubMe service fo acknmeledge, and who to Koster & Bial's, But the poopie 1h ta rom Caceara speech, “Veni! werdy offered by “The Evening World,” | man could not very well have lived half | More necessary even than formal parks for the| black bag is finally traced to Cecily | C&o—Iinteresting be-ause he was the guest In eho} co alt | c s ° hs, ih the: eden tito: teas ah without making a mistake, {s quite astonish. Seat strike everybody asa happy and|the time with her indulgent husband | Qi*t eniorment of adulta are playgrounds where | Carew's governers, Misa Pristn, and ,t# Windy City of the parenie of the young woman Ce er eee een Te hee NGG. AAA DA alin) SAGSES Guat Wit ae tone Saat proposition. It certainly would not | under her own name and the other halt | *hl¢ren can amuse themaeives and boys indulge| Worthing affects to believe that she is | SM? om the Sth of the coming June, will be. ? day ‘Individual, who gives him a three-cent Se Me Sektber would it be satisfactory, | with Mr. George Webber, at a different | tin Meany oudear sports of Deyhoed without | nig mother. He flies into her arms,| cme MIR James Clinch-smith. Miss Rerthe Toxines and Anti-Toxines, * and holds up two fingers, saying, “Two, Y Se tat the Binghamton statesman mo- | home as Mrs. George Webber, if it had | (it Unt oy imemterence or the consclouanees Of} much to her disgust, for she declares ae af ot Mr. and Mra Birt doean't Look a8] sitar: conductor,"" and frowns heavily when the con. ; Mepeline all the investigating business, not been for the new-fangied ideas of | #6 peas Bit jai that she is unmarried. ‘Then Mr. Wille] Uding hed Pacafeeeseaperese ee Edger She! bogdl neat inh d ene ay | The ‘Sunday World” publiaghed an articte on the (Ut0" Dands tt back to him. But the Fourth ' gna leave poor “Cogsy.” for instance,) women's +r and the equal privileges | introduces a neat little skit on the pres- Bas eee | meee ee Shere TON mureaes, Bet: SER haleehsea avenue conductor docs not notice his ft gs ™ Grace Church, and wit! be t ure of insanity by artifictally producing f trown, Dut @ut t the cold to play the part of the|of ine sexes. ir. Ee ‘8 Free Speech. ent Sarah Grand ‘theories. “Why should | rx pat aA esti us my " Mle opt as Girl can do aimest anything with © kerosene can. | Agha A i sum sig! foie help ap old lady on, tells the man at the door j Smvestigaied. | Mrs Lehman told the confiding Sam-|, Ambasaor Furtis proved by his free speech | there be one law for men and another fiscuince: |o o neceamary tects he could. Give, no dequare one 2, "Ht0P & little more to the fromt, please, 7 Ba even 20° OConnor bas finished the| uel, who is a butcher, by the way, that) pious FLsay ines he it not che.ot the aiplo- | for women?” cries Worthing, in a burst patsy mana The Rathle: er. Planation. Insanity does not necesaartiy pro- | A" sales f Eiemnane to esto here ene wat ; : sabi tacer tte Ke ae | toe! en Mr. Eustis me up 4 Recta out \ aa i m8 across two blocks, turn to his left q faquiry into the Firemen belonged to @ society, and It WAS! sig mind be speaks It, and he loa't crraie | Of kenerosity, “Mother, I forgive you.’ MEN SENT TO ALBANY, Asani how shanged thoes haute will be, suppose changes either in the blood supply oF I | io he will & halt @ dlock, bie hotel, Pi © eeacerss t necessary for her to attend her lodge! stateemen with no dull anes have ‘wit |, “The Importance of Being Earnest” ts oe Where wyiven coriies were sally; the structure of the nerve centres. A blood | cB 4 vere round jevery Thursday night, and as her sister | Ricamond Times oe full of this kind of clever thing. In} Yaa saad lc kena Sic charged with certain toxines will, without other] The Be: a igspactewa, g cemmecticn 1 Sales bul.| was & metrber, and lived alone, she fact, it 12 amazingly clever, and we| rren'6 caveen, do it Toxines are mostly the result of ay tne pastor Bea} Tes wm factory to| would go home with her instead of dis-| should feel grateful to Mr. Frohman for Sermintection. How, then, can we cure insanity | aiid io 4a ‘Winter’ on turbing poor, tired Samuel. When the chs assertion that he circulated the| Producing it. The Empire Stock Com- by producing a fe Nature's method tn grand | ,,¢ perme carries = work of ‘The iéea F found her one morning coming | graphic detense of Piatt doesn't. ex; pany did not do justice to the play. An ie Ite simplicity, The infection of a toxine In bulges out and collapess, s to! te haces 16 teu + The time when men sport Spring sults and lad! ether @if8cu): home tn a she told him ame to be sienet by Hackett, organization that has just been strug- Lady (engaging @ mew cerrant)—I hope you 1s followed by fever and the formation Sod exity on the 4 Sissy thought 1t| Pieris lo Times, gling with “The Masqueraders a ‘dori olen aes of an antitoxine If we pass a current of elec- | (ntl? new bonnet, Later on they think of Sum- Why, yes, dear, Sissy thoug! = » ani a a mer homes and vacations, Re ‘i “. -a-DI ala ac 4 ‘ Servant—Oh, 30; T always leave the missus te | ‘city through @ solution of a toxine we produce | ” Sleepy ts the ghest where Croker atened rain, and so sent me home in Ne Pada John-a-Dreama” could scarcely be ex J. Sasaki eet ateore, the antitoxine, When a germ invades the body (of Feform. It will slumber through Summer. Gene with 3: scab.” When Samuel found two theatre | pected to vitalize burlesque. Miss Viola al Saat a Judy. During Mayor, Hewitt’ anion the - The Post Dispaich te air York allan, Gus G Week exo was anlioing 7} ature resta (time of Incubation) until the toxine {IME Mayor, Hewitt’s torm we hed am Renest, sae ort to an thor er aren, y {a formed, then it seta the heat-producing nerve | 2? energetic Superintendent of Bulldings, but bi tag bodies yea. lovey, anid his wife, “als-| Carre tease ne ether oF set Rot, however, unmuc- | Tals tobe lo Aiensot Pes: cestres In moton ant transforma. the toxine ints | KePt the ata, except a fow dlcharged for cause Creker’s acquisition, 1 wert to the p h aa cin “| cessful as Gwendolen Fairfax, and Hen- | | What ¢id you think of my performance?” | is¢ snti-toxine, The anti-toxine kills the germ and, A" Ne had to find that cause himeelt, they wore Commitien always ma: i ition’ bea'baea per.| TY Miller, who last week was distorted eat te . reconvalescence Is established. Here have a| YOY few, indeed. Every contractor knows that trepidation every e| Ob with opium, made a good attempt at the 1 vee © ried away by it," replied the | true explanation of fever, based on efe cts, | Dullding inspectors are corrupt, * aes ¥ D based on eMcient tacts pt What wosll Was suggested as a ¢ | ing the nom bare hecome an Tole of John Worthing. Mr. Faversham sasha But fever Is not the only one of nature's | 2°U have & man do?” he says, *$1,200 to $1,600 Manner neither an 0'C e on 4 Post-Dispated. was rather leaden as Algernon. and Miss ry Neapona There ts the action of the lymphatics} ® 2ea" with @ family to support, money to the | | WHEN THE iymphaticn |S joney @eshall Commit:ce wouli 2 socetie r paying the ——-—— = Vernon too loud as Lady Bracknell. | A WHEEL. and the white blood cells as demonstrated by | W!skinky; $5 for picnic tickets of the Tough As- @uire into Platt’s dispencacion scnief wth your domestic vir-| 4 TRAGEDY OF THE BALL FIELD. | They all lacked the light. feathery farce ‘ Metchinkow and Gaule, C. ¢, CRoLLY, | #elatton; $5 to the Roughs’ ball, How te the ‘Why not settle the dificulty + aes —— toucn. May Robson was really the only Pleasantville, N.Y, | ™&M to liver’ He has to assess the butlders Platt to irv = farce artist in the company. She played ike the police captains havo done, Therefore, all | i} members of Tammany should be @et tt, and Croker to inve: the part of Mise Priam wita an evan-| Keep Ont of the Court-Honset GEORGE M'D FINGAaS Piatt does with i: escent seriousness that was deligh tr ee | othe Riito: J Mise Robson is the quintescence of com- On several ovcasions I have visited that “Star- THE MIKADO'S PROCLAMATION. joss she possesses ihe rare & Gy of ex-| wey ZZ Chamber" Court-House on Centre street with the | A Marriage by Contract, ! quisite humor—a gift that ts heaven- , hope of seeing how our criminal courts dis-| 7? the Editor: ‘The Mikado proclamation 3 | went, and it is quite enough for her to be ‘ceed as Pense justice. Imagine my surprise and dis-| 4 Youve man and woman are betrothed, bet q@pirit, and ts wise and sme rt ee tt £00 tn « jon the stage, without a word to say oy ut oe Appointment upon learning that the public ia |” Acco-nt of adverse circumstances and oppoat. thecal BLS view: 1c | the audience to feel happy and n. thfu! fe tee Aemessy a: atts Rot admitted to the sacred precincts of these | 10 they find ft Impossible to have an epem re- mguaad pr the Japanese There is not a member of this company # Jars Ketaesmana. ete we Tews | courts “except on business." These courte are|“!l0U# ceremony. The man leaves for a foretre tenet tag an oo , | who can afford not to study Miss Rob- st Peruace the conse s¢ it nvcewy may | public institutions, created and supported. by the| COUNTY, and, Doth wishing to be true to each @ conditions of pea | - ai ni teat ~ js | lic, and to the public bel other, they draw up a contract eigned by them- : | 80 Bhe is the Duse of hum the ™™ che tae ar Be rm nee cee Larter lic, and to the public belongs the right of a Speniee 08 air ot modesty t I Bernharahetlitun TFhe teaue ne aow among Be maT? ER ve Rat frie’ qostes them, We sillegns: cleat cur. pope | aires eal! witaemae te) the (eles tat ae a eultivation iendly ok fort: The Importance of Being Earnest ame AL ety rela Me Kasueruant 6 eee Ne servants, then It's a case of “scratch a] knowles id p @efeated enemy, to aie : ; that I le played too heavily. A creeg | eras atemee ead baer i. kewp Public servant and find an autocrat.’ some-| Mutual consent, Ts such & contract binding tm eMensive and defensive alliance r lhanee it tay ee) cthareias eee He has tet cama © mae thing oman tn be don tween. the, mamutentary | NG SMF OG. ee IN) ENG OBS MORAN RaerY ve , to li es ef. = = averse . 1% oe we 6 of us ed tape 7 1 while @ witness survives, can they are of Seepage ts Si 0 Jey sirens on ‘the ALAN DALE [40 tom Samet Sceie * De 6 te mun red tape, __BELLY LONDON: | Tr" and pertectly sound mentally and physica from China are by no means exclis os Sagat se etter stat tee he wn ew 8 5 Tho man also before leaving left in my hands te Japan, but exteni equais to ans A FEW SEASONABLE EPITAPHS. | cyoer sé che Comoe vi ota: fare ent How Harlem Bakers. i to Works, | wit n which he left everything he possessed in P y to allt | 3 San damckal Gk tele 4 Mnonesiing taece 4 To the Edi case of his decease unconditionally to his wife, ‘The proclamation will make ¢ —_ ‘Me gasge! Die capacity wondertul > gh. nt Oe few ree aevwsa 8 vag al As you have always been a friend to the work- A PUZZLED WITNESS Of peace leas objectionable to Hur | And der Be eouid drink @ Bat gaiton ot rye | cee Bua, | nas Vee TONE ia! Males a Ae a = ; European | oes Posies ae 9 = a - riem, appeal to you In our trouble, It is] Must Land Tenante Pay All Taxes? Rations. The London Times ups ost | Zee seme Be eamaret: with 9 sondéent i —e Sige Le pediates the idea that a. bad aay re ner Hoeber makes more fuss Ant gow he has gme—the Lord only rows THE NODERY 4. mI N48. | Retting #9 now that wa have no day of Fest) a. ine gaitor: laps entitled iy power \¢ 1 have resigned long ago with-| we s at all Some of the boss bakers began baking | "9°" sine ty Mr. te @. Sand and other singter powers to dictate the terms|out any fuse, As Rakes eked ras fresh bread for Sunday, and the others found quit the: t i 4 to remove all custom. @f peace between the two natio: Dugeneat a7 6 Wnty of Lea. Moruvts ot he taxors, they tntend to @ all custom-houses, ‘evident that the ci OMations. It is/ howev * a take the p fe & printer, very feet Menge Tru out that they must do the same, and Poor! axes on whiskey, tobacoo, @c., and place the os < ery geined by Jap a Fr pportunity? ie ¥ wh peed to oe ton Pn aes a A ‘As 1 ride along on my whee! 90 strong, Work: ote bape to nuffer for i No bd of ron taxee on the land. Ass tenant, I protest. Lee war e an the ee Xe ¢ ret to dart acrom a Brovk!ya ™ + In the Park, of & fine Spring 41 now. but work seven nights In a week, an poker and wearer of forelgn goody evedit she will win by the modesty a iim coming boc ot | he trovley €id the reat. Pig Yeu shocld bear the auree girie sont must mot complain, an E have @ large tarnily, | 8 SE Tea WAP cement Ua teen eed vemse she has displayed in the se ST iueieuaa rt che ik * eines es tiie ot ah euias eotenaes “Ob, my! but ain't be g You have helped the poor to get cheap bread; | TO! 01) we never can have too mucd money Mement ef the terms of peace hae elected a Democrat He nant tthe 0 Senter oie | Preview ot st 8 hee ener caprce and now help the poor workman to gst one day Of | oe public improvement. To add anything to cp “and Bangor, mind you, is in| pitas ie | scart = wid peewee 98 euse! eneem: Soom to set the nerves ant wits awry fet ino week, HARLEM BAKER, |, ospenses of country means payment by the THE MILLIONAIRE AND APRIL 1. 3 oe 4 The doctor couldn't Weosen the eriz5e, ee T oa tee alnene one Of the biking cop the bids all eal! the om teaasta, To remove the custom-Rouse moans com: It ought to have happened twenty-one! ~——_—_ --- | ant bere be ore Piet ox: bs vine. we tie tee of astronomy; sparrow Thinks He Saw « Phenome: puting with « lower standard of life than we ‘a dag h ‘| — ” a = -_-_ the wrong rea@ Gaye age It yesterda : The Mikado s proclamation to his aub Fiz Bim HD qoeetions an hedite of bees. ’ To the Kéitor: fo now. The single gaxer 18 on ; ifs Ad been the cts on th with pees since | ‘The man who bere is Iying caught 0 coid Thee pet wave pieetene 8 seciewningy, WORLDLINGS, 1 wish to record the fact that om Aprit pects me to help Mr. Astorbilt with ef April, the announcement on the nes Ant bi et It goad D _ bulletin-boards of the newspaper ottices the sentiments of a monarch who gE epee pasty eres ye: Gas eee sane 0% She Brees Triiby craze oe (2 POM, in Pifty-ninth street, 1 eaw @ ake aa, epee means to be progress as well as pow- | 728 es eat te aenver if hes well wp ie eoamology According t the terms of his w! ding & bicycle sitting up straight. Just Collis Huntington arrested.” ould ceea * a TeLtttas peserer he oon would ty him |" Paes ane what Be Rarwe stout apes and their | County farmer was buried with PhD gaol years before, on April 15, 199%, 1 eaw another Rave beer ces: | A tormeis ws came of _ | | were Sha aes sesaehe ae ai . man altting straight. Has ang other reader seen wage Foot Jokes ever attempted. oor VAiiiloualry sue St eke | Unto ide tree wae was quite eaegsat — caamien Siem well am Bisteriserapty slat ee, Pel a Bahar Cone, sain g ue ae 1 hold the recorat | fo the PAIart ear @illlenaire “inder arrest! A monop-j didn't he give that pass to Attornes. [Te tacia (7) ench to that; but ai) the same — | oarwiminn tamery sed glee micrography, the sient FREDERICK AKTHBUTNOT, 1 laid by the heels! The manipulator| General Olney? Then ne woult nae He mate a wires anf Dere'e the paintel omauel. | jistery of Greece ant writings of Addieon We 0 alias 90 Ge sa ooks ‘Sishent: pags. f Pacific in the hands of the| peer all right. Olney takes pass Of Titias oa Rembrandt ark a comparison; Although Gi was promised steady work, but now after work. ‘The great land-grabber grabbed| sar passes ni Grove Brovie's fase be mrore te reap, | 0f Lewre Jean Linder ap4 Daniel Detos 1. 102 years o being out my $10, 1 am tal BY Jestice! The crackaman of the Na- = ~ — No fears of accident @iamayed bi Of “Twilles” of Gilder: and “Ra: of Poe; | seme color 8 wane bright 104 Z ‘i o eve M--ae t ith @ Past. He tbe bridge and P * “ “ Batore the discussion om the politeness of New ot used to the work. ‘Tressury with the “darbies” on| A detective on a bicycle caught » adh oe eough age made the leap, Whea wie your questions Poached impe- | The production of golf im Beitish Guinen hap Ben, Mo, ca som ue 10 On 6 we horse thief yesterday. But it will take oo — —_ ety risen from 349 oun 1064 to 128000 ounces lag | worde im favor of thuse of the Mourth and ® vision ef tardy justice driving|a detective on a good strong trail to West 16 capened 2 the zeeh,’ Thuis metal sow renks next to suger os a| wesioom Avenue Railroad, | om 6 aleedy Bicycle would have momen-|catch Alice Walsh's murderer, Lhe eg ow commonity of sale in that country pmo this Hine (although It te slaw), and the @artieg the hopeful community. -_———_-——_—_ A Vreachman whe sett fanaa of ite candustore| Ta the BAlior! Aer ibe name conditions corrotes im 198 eaves; © Gee Jerer to wry the poll Hed Im South Caroling @| politeness sad atientiy ntly let ma know through your vateable we si in thi - vere Wr the police. aa} Kindly J Pn ‘weuld ha: topped in thelr} If Supt. Byrnes's detectives would de-| Woes eupmet we treet ssier snd the weather| They ea 7a yet fr seek tae sented 1h as compared win ether lines bas oflon atNieriee | paper how “visi” M8 promouaced, “IRI gp a ‘How the thought | tions im the way of reporters aod more | ter ima the penois ase S18 seere tor sie: ane OW =| ny wees BvD mabe 0 fae Saver to Uz he police! 4 mas ‘ccrastonatiy by the Grand Conisel Depot “ce eho hare moet reseve 10 0106 No vevteh,” vies Vit? = GM, Madionn evenne,