The Seattle Star Newspaper, May 29, 1925, Page 7

priDAY, MAY 29, 1925 THE SEATTLE STAR PAGE ie any story you have ever read = carne - , 2 Z 7 me - i r e] “. Daily Doings of The Star’s Funny Folks .. Masterson Be othacher, en ee OM He Couldn’t Be Any Worse Than Sam BY Swan H w word (* CO OUT ENT BG DPR ROOT ey: —\ 1 Re 1G T AND AN THis AD For s Sunt 4 ) ti Strand TAX 2 pa / ON\WM ONE. THE he iat round the ¢ " / A) TAIAL ie sexing to} A wild oh Hpac i rer, } ) 1 & w add 4 « { 1 ont eel? Ys | ale fo \ Crt Saati . : | ah, | . : } It w Sonn BUT | CANT HIRE TH TO OF YoU-30 VLD) ( GIVE YOO BOTA A TesT- AND TH BEST DAIVER ; te “GETS TH JOB URE FIRST, MR. HOWOY af / eat erate and cri 1 N = wae a schoolboy n " q : ea touching ! i f ; py, to cause 8 ® x tf ran ' | . ‘a Due flame at the f " ' with a doze darts ; tube. Stu mc vas from him chest and rit 3 when, inverting « leat me I put a t thru bts the end of t eed ku Lhe fe prawling amor “ — mer with the gas, he Ww the aloe tut this was the only od ext wy wea seme ie ead it soaring fired, ttack had been i 2 mal t ne, and the | Pp, ma T . Y . f a ager nto: | Ta ‘aed no help ot | BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES BY MARTIN should say all th d 1 } i ; . . — i ————_——_, BAW, | $0 YOu WENT * ‘ eat ‘ _ os ase vile ( A | BY 20UB-hO , Plt ral SRG RIGRT ALONG Sume!AN AS TH DRFERENT [| HMM: THATS QorER) = | me!) was rivin’ 1H { LS aioe oreetings, |] sony!) ste [AWS &- COUNTRY BOK-ONLY IT [WITH THEM, ONES GOT TIRED AN DROPPED) | NEVER KNEW ANY *| CAR. WHEN WE CROSSED i SF ested, mY Youns aah PROFESSOR / | You ARE . \ chee WASNT! IT WAS SO EH WHAT ? OOT THEYD GET IN AN’ OF THOSE TEAMS To TH GOAL BOTH TEAMS { A gf HOP IN AN DRIVING BERTS } 7 WET AN' MUDDY THEY, ROE WIth ME. SRE? TURE AND DROP BN lscee RON GTA oo , ait Nature to its us Wk Go. || CAR AGAIN me RAN STRAIGHT OOT TH OT OF ARACE [] i with some secret | od FoR A \ RIVE. | J gould sty HO MmOre Tere was nothing we upon the shore to me so wonderf ut apeet of water bef and our 1 . all living creatures away for a few pterodacty round high above our oe me <A GRANNY WHITE PIKE. > J BEFORE / Wito / as different out u 1 waters of the centr la r ape-me Rolled and heaved with str . urled dowt Great slatecolored backs and es and logs of wood asic dropping bodily on te fighting furtously st gerrated dorsal fin ma fringe of silver, and Gown into the depths a were Pte sandbanks far our were spot-| under with uncouth crawling forms,| for the execution ¢ turtles, strange saurians, and| they would certainly hav great flat creature like a writh./ heels, But they were ga palpitating mat of black lied by their o! Which lopped its way te the lake. Here a and with such ar men began in turn THERE AOW=YoUVE HEARD AME READ YOU THE STORY OF ] WELL, THEN, © ) WHAT DOES tinuous cracking of rising and falling in graceful ike undulations as they went ‘mas not until one of these crea wriggled on to a sand-bank & few hundred y of us, exposed a barrel-shaped body huge flippers behind t neck, that Challe 4 who had @ut into their duet of god admiration ‘Pesiosaur A fre ' ried Summer! Mat I should have lived ha sight! We are blessed, my Challenger, above al! 2oc since the world began R was not until the night had iy Aid the fires of our savage Slowed red in the i our two men of scie dragged away from of that primeval lake thud as a fhe darkness as we lay upon the; brought down from we heard from time to time} places in the trees companions’ serpent heads proje erlec” was’ wea I s rit | eater catting aw ppt el etna fa NAPOLEON You SEE =) DEFEATED nal fr GET DEFEATED With a little collar of foam in k 1 the HE WAS FINALLY } Gj EVERY OAICE IN and a long swirling wake be- con DEFEATED ao (| & moment came the panic aming and rushed ae™ oO MOM’N POP (7 NO Mt WILE NOT DON'T SEEM) \ (( Yes BUT Youu “11 \) (YOUNG LADY wage Mert and plunge of the I was following the others, when A REPORT CARD AS. THIS UNT To BE GETTING ALONG VERY / MORE IF YOU WANT TO GET ALONG 3 Who lived therein I found that, Lord.Jobn and Chal YOUR FATHER HAS LOOKED ATIT- / ch ESPECIALLY IN HISTORY~ FOR THE TREY ASK ME ABOUT 4 92 aatliest dawn our camp was|lenger had ‘come across to join ux TAKE IT RIGHT IN AND SHOW LAST THREE MONTHS YOUR HISTORY 5 THINGS THAT HAPPENED GRADES HAVE Ni rr BEFORE L WAS BoRN BEEN OVER GO and an hour later we had| “‘It's over,” said: Lord John. “I Upon our memorable expedi-} think we can leave the tidying up| Age Often in my dreams have I/to them, Perhaps the leas we see} that I might live to be ajof it the better we shall sleep.” fertespondent. In what wild-} Challenger’s eyes were shining} me could I have conceived the} with the lust of slaughter, fe of the campaign which it) “We have been privileged.” he be my lot to report! Here| cried, strutting about like a game is my first despatch from aj cock, “to be prese at one of the of battle: \typteal decisive battles of history Mumbers had been reinforced the battles which determined the night by a fresh batch|fute of the world What, my sifrom the caves, and we friends, ix the conquest of one na Mate been 400 or 500 strong|tion by another? It is meaningless me made our advance. Aj Each produces the same resuit, But % scouts was thrown out|those fierce fights, when in the Biwt and behind them the{dawn of the ages the cave-dwellers Meres!in a sa column made| held their own against the tiger | “ay up the long slope of the| folk, or the elephants first found foantry until we were near) that they had a master, those were patige of the forest. Here they|the real conquests—the victorien * Sees into rd straggling |that count. By this strange turn | ————————————— os S jvarmen and bowmen. Rox-| of fate we have seen and helped to ti Summeriee took their posl-| decide even such a contest. Now FLAPPER FANNY s: onthe right flank, while| upon this plateau the future must 7 yy and I were on the left.) ever be for man.” | a host of the stone age that (To Be Continued.) | 1T TO HIM } ] | WELL WITH YouR STUDIES - YOUR GRADES ARE» po . NERY LOW o— : j _— | EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO THE OLD HOME TOWN —BuUT AFTER DECVING INTO THEIR, | ANTECEDGNTS YT BETHOUSHT Me—DiID] | HEY FAT- L RGACLY WANT SUCH AN one 2 WHERE You Se Ieee SUS BY STANLEY KYE Y Olive Roberts Barton NO. 21—MRs. BLACKBIRD'S STORY TIN SHOP AND FAN PLUMBING MR. STILCBROCK, HoW) OLD Ls JAN'S ANNES ANNe WHo ? You SAY=ANOTHER RINGER WILL TIE TH’SCORE | we | | Often a heavenly looking man is | no earthly good, ina Blackbird. “At least I—woll, I was No.” 4 eroaked Mre, Blackbird hoarsely, “I wasn’t in a) sort of, too! For I was protecting la friend of my children, And by n doing that, I guess 1 was ‘protect. p Backbird came to Doctor | baridolia or something like that on jing them.” one fine day, all ruf.| her feathers. “Who was it? asked the Twins PI & most untidy manner,|_‘“Well well, well!” sald the kmd|who had been listening to every BUM Mrs. Biackbira a i: | ttle bird doctor, “You certainly | Word that was said, and) who were Pe he Neete harsett yet: |l0ok ox tho you had been in ajso curious by this time they could MIG she always looke a nk | Ceht, Mra. Blackbird, Were you?" | walt no longer. hag cP aden 4 an tho F croaked Mrs. Blackbira| “It was a hawk," said Mrs, Black lantine oF) honrsely, “I wasn't in a fight. At Bre ; Sede Sobek ait ast 1 don't think I was. Do you) “Oh, hal’ laughed joctor tight mpenenene Jeall ft a fight when you aro pro.jmerrily, “That's a fine joke! You On an auto trip Bi tecting someone.’ }—protect a hawk! Why, Mrs, Black £) bird, a hawk would eat you up at one bite. And as for being « friend to your children, you must be mis. taken,”" “No, I'm not mistaken at all,’ Mra, {Said Mrs, Blackbird sharply. “May ——|be some hawks will eat blackbirds, | Chicken-Nawks and creatures Ike | Jthat. But this is a fish-hawk, The very fish-hawk who was here a) Smaller birds at all as she lives en lday or #0 ago and told you about! tively on fish, She even told me |taking the goldfish out of the foun-| that there was enough room in her | tain." enormous nest of aticks, for 1 "You don't say #0," exclaimed] cradle my bablea if 1 wanted te Doctor Bill in amazement. “So Mra.| Will wonders 1 Vish-Hawk iy a friend gf yours!’ joried Dgctor Bill, “And what did "It all depends upon how much protecting you have to do,” sald Doctor Bill, “Whom are you pro- | tecting, Mra. Blackbird, Your chil- dren?” not nald "Quite a good friend,” said Mrs. Blackbird, "She never bothers the you do?" 5 “WeRt where T was Invited,” said}one family inside, you might say." fl “She's so big 1 should think tho] “A baldeagle!” eried Doctor Bill Mra. Blackbird, “There was a love . other birds would be afraid of he and the Twins, “You weren't fight: said Nick, "She looks’ as tho she ing a baldeagle, Mrs, Blackbird, sould take care of hi f." surely!'® ® “Humpht' croaked t how did you get so ruffled ly space between some stieks in the | up d outsid Fish-Hawk's neat, 60] “Oh, yest’? said Mrs, Blackbird ome straw and mo “1 almost forgot to tell you, In snug little nest of my own, There} spite of Mrs, Mish-Hawk's kind|"Why that old bald-en 1 laid my eggs and hatehed out} heart, sho has enemios. It's the |chaxed her was four time my. family, One family outside and) way of the world 1 guess, ‘sho was! iP to Cleanse it 5 siete tieel Sackbird | not exactly by myself," that Said Mrs, Blackbird modestly, big as| (To Be Continued) (Copyright, 1025, Ne My Ay Barviog tnedl \