The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 11, 1925, Page 15

Bi mRpAY, APRIL 11, 1925, THE RRATTON- Seen \ nn ike"any story youave'ever read >. a WORED is Daily Doings of The Star’s Funny Folks by SIR ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE by Arrangement Wid First National Pictures, Ine., and JOE QUINCE Maybe the Stuff Is Good, at That BY KEN KLING Batterson K, Rothacker Whe re CAN Y'BEAT IT 4 A THOUSAND / Aspestos, $b pest ay se Whey i} THE @ /come RIGHT BAC WHEN) 't eit AT ANY 17 Wien T MEN TICNED there with her face Bf ap 265% OF LANDS JREAL ESTATE OFFICE AND ABK'EM Hou . Du PR FiGuR BETTER] |» c * > For E |} h@ feet dan Bucks FOR IQ ACRES Of WY N Muck THEY'LL GIVE You FR 16 ACRES In€y QUOTE 5 giustas R Ste rer CHEESE VILLE “ LAND FoR SALE / r of HERE IN CHEESEVILLE AND T | Joe nD mm CHEESEVILLE $ 1 KNOT] | So THAT 3 CA To LOSE Riahi ALL TWENTY GUYS HOPPED ON DON'T KNOW WHETHER OF NOT Y fer ce an! WANNA FIND OUT THE REAL MONEY Oe ats Me Te BUY IT! 5 N cenntze” 3 ¢ VAWE OF THE 5——— 7 eth, , ons — ey », George! Let me down PROPERTY 75. & i » into the study, Mr. Ma : 2 * | I, looking at} | e pleading for| please and down ce! Please! Please? er down as if st —Continued “You must behave yourself, dear. | 2 You ought to be | Mr prossman, He will} t ® rag tomorrow, and rational rem eh | 8 among our neigh din Bamore park. “Well,” | bos : ry of high life’ turning to me, “what is | you felt fairly high on that pedestal did you not? The a sub-title Mean attacked me,” said T “Glimpse of a singular menage,’ Ho's me attack him?’ asked the|® foul feeder, is Mr. Malone, a car rion eater, like all of his kind--porcus y fi ki K\ eX KreKe diaboll—a swine from the (Camvrieht. 1025, by The Rell Svedicate. I th MG devil's herd, ‘That's it, Malone—| peti ieeesiergestintneesereneentr ———— oe " ew | (one ome wu, BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES Easter Tidings BY MARTIN ‘ moan, 8 ply g| “You are really intolerable!’ sa! — —= - - hott R é » a? ( "SHELL BE GONE ALL DAY — He wed with laughter | . ? 1 ARE Gow FOR A Aaa pathy M Ml E =i SHES SPENT ALL OF HER this young 1 ye i ‘We shall have a coalition pres GOT UP EARLY THI MORNING | LONG ROE OUT wTo|] COD ¥o Miss Boorse, A WAT COD z ALLOWANCE —_ AND TOMORROW ‘him in charge yy" he boomed, J s AND THIG IS THE FIRST Time [] TH’) Country — FOR MISS Boots, ‘| 1S EASTER ~ HM— Mmm fr Bs not.” af . =r \ EVER GAW ‘ou IN SUCH WELL BE Gove o> nN | > NWENTY FIVE | Sit wid the p hie: tok -Ciberace cites Tit ae ae : : DOLLARS , Wa / Infescor breathed hard and ws to Dame m Y back ome more se pen him. He ga ose > mix you snapped up his/| away, little woman, and 4 fre _—,. ced a huge hand upon each of Te us have any more 5 F m “All that you say is| @” sid he. “Now ®. I should be a better i, there, move on * This to} man did what you advise, but I boy, a maid and one or | shou e George Edward who had collected. He; Chall re are plenty of bet- beavily down the street; ter me dear, but only one G bs little flock before him.| E.C. So make the best of him.” He jooked at me, and|§ y wave her a resounding kiss, gomething humorous at the | which embarrassed me even more} pa bis eyes, j than his violence had done. “Now, | ar said he. “I've not done | Mr. M * he continued, with a . great ac on of dignity, “this way er sound, | if you ple he less into} We re-entered the room whic ant, Austin, | had lett so tumult ly 10 minutes freien image, closed thie door | before. The sor closed the ME AIN'T, KUMP 9 | door carefully us, motioned ’ qi ‘ a AW, SAY! My : SAy! AY Pop )s ( ‘£ { i AUTHIN'! Ay DADS CHAPTER IV. POP IS TALLER iii, SO BIG THAT & 6 ’ } SO TALL HE HAS To Yt the Very Biggest Thing ; t WAN) NOM MARTA TIE KIS ; 2 in the World” eaabia pee r . ; \ \ “Shoes cause Lo May | GN STAND ON A CHAIR was it shut when Mrs. || c c t AN | 4 | y Hi 5 [ cor } Yo GET HIS COLLAR darted out from the bite tt! Cut with r ‘ i] | J | i a fargo rhe } } $ | “, ho ONE qm. The smal! woman was } Now le: ser ght A ; i | | i \ 1 ae } | \i ¢ g 2)! temper. She barred her | to way like an enraged chick- | YO tabdulldog. It was ev abe had seen my exit, gherved my return Cy Wate George!" she screamed. | ™ ¢ ufter your most 1"—he protruded his ijetei backwards with his td at me as one Ww he's, safe’and sound be-|* seerry, I didn’t see you.” fmeare you, madam, that it is tas marked your poor face! ¥e fe what a brute you are r a a ¢ 4 to associ. bet scandals from one end nur pi In adm "ek tothe other. Everyone u nt la Sk meting tun of you. | with you. you gave sn *°t| MOM’N POP ae One Extreme Follows Another : og | breadth AMY LUE TOLD You FoR THE You CANT RAISE A LTHOUGHT You) YES BUTiL PRICED THEN WHY DIDNT >) BECAUSE EVERYTHING f 1K) LY AN OU TAKE, ADVANTAGE, WAS SO CHEAP (T DIDNT 7 ” tee f c ab-sp ot ST TIME TO QUIT PLAYING r FAMILY AND HAVE WERE GOING To THEM AND THEY WERE MOU TAKE ADVA) eee rimbies : : WITH THAT CHAIR Be 4) | RESPECTABLE LOOKING GET ONE Too Grae Or THE FORAY ine fic ipaneedhys pata secret.’ she c m Gere that the whole *t— | low my mental horizon. pe lendon, for that matter | }rought you suddenly abo f@amay, Austin, we don't want | swam up into my serious & Do you suppose they don’t | this reason I asked you to return abet you? Where is your! with me, ax I was minded to make ft Tou, a man who should! your further fem resious professor at a | kindly dep r Girerity with a thousand | Ja et the hamboo table airevering you. Where is ands at your left elbow." ! pity, George?” | All this be boomed forth 1 a@ent yours, my dear?" professor addressing his cla "eT % too much. A ruf-|had swung round his revolvi Sumon. brawling ruffian—|chair so as to face me, and he sat} TBP Pat you have become.” ed ou' an enormous bull- ipod, Jessie." © 1 back and his eyes y?* Hous lids, | fs done it! Stoo’ "| Now he suddenly turned himself side. | | ways, and all I could of him was| By] amazement he air Ww! protruding | er up, and placed H I atch pout among | ie | the litter of papers upon his desk. He | It was at| faced me presently with what looked | mm feet high, and so thin/ like a very tattered sketch-book in| wuld hardly balance upon it.| his hand. | Pitrirdobject thatn she pre. (Continued in Our Next Issue) | ‘FLAPPER FANNY says { | We've Got TO BE DECIDING | ADV CENWURES | : lon wHere WE'LL SPEND OUR 4) OF PHS PUNKS | x . \VACATION “THIS BUMMGR, 4 Mae ¥ Olive Roberts Barton WW 4—OFF TO DADDY GANDER TOWN | camy thing happened obliged. Do you know where Dad.| - spaeliads rain | y Gander Town {s7” | My iietaed and Nick sneeced| “IN heard people say that it is| Whizz sneezed and|10 miles as the crow flies,” said| Nerealoud sneezed and For-|tho crow. ‘But I don't know what | meezed ond the police-|that means.” Bad Rabat pega the} “Where do you fly?” asked Mis. | ‘ | i Mked on their foundations. | te™ Whiz. | A f THIS U9 WINTGR ,MY Goo WOMAN BM seropiane was lifted up| “I fly from one corn-field to an tL MEP es tho a cyclone haa { ther,” said the crow. ‘Tho next Cors or TIMS $£°) CoTS OF TIM (tue and carried far, tar sees, | ene {s north by northeast on | . eee an ale Co pris Pawel 6 the corn-field?" | tae ens Ta, after laid Mister Whizz We'll pay Bike jumped in and flew OF OUR DINING oom J. TIME -YOUTALKED: WAS MARKED DOWN? SUITE «SWS WE HAD) ALOT ABOUT (T Look HOW You've Je FURNITURE - I'M ASHAMED AROUND CHRISTMAS, SALES WHEN) FURNITURE @ ANEW ONE pet F you.” tthe | “AM right,” said the crow. “But! sany a yirl whose face is her rh me Which hap- you"! have to pay me in corn. I| fortune cashes in on her cheek, Mi tine Mision wii. ey | charge two corn grains apiece.” oes - — ister Whizz and| «1 haven't a corn grain about | Were wide awake ’ wre ’ 4 me.” said Mister Whizz 3 A Ailly place,” cried Mis-| ‘Then you'll have to walk,” caw.| Set there some way, children | tld will all turn into|ed the crow as he flew away. ntinued,) EVEN \F ly DOGS COME TO AN END y, Mtay here, Come} “Magic {8 just as good,” said! (Copyright, 1928, N. ®. A. Rervice, Ine.) |GErFORG NEXT SUNNGR YOU'D STILC HAVE yo aOR FIGURE ON THE HOT WEATHER (tt Mister Whisz cheerfully. ‘We'll be Wins and the fairyman | 64 4nd went to find 6 ana hehold, it was gone! | Mie. 1 you suppose it | ister Whirz, “I lef this telegraph @illed an old crov ot wind came and thew it like a hundrea ui Aly what it » I had intended, Leslie dear, to end) insisted that all who play upon the 7 lr Whit, °c n,{my letter with my invitation, but| screen were subjected to greatest of Lj Pray ft ? eee temptation. She was frankly curl. 7" ! tit the life of the moving led or not?” she asked. |sexes work together and you will/man or woman of history has had jbe interested in the only moving people. ae — ——— - ‘ot «the slightest,” Paula an-|find this no more among moving! great love behind him or her.” " fie’ to | Picture actress that you know per-| “tf can't, tell very much about it | lawered, “Don't misunderstand »|picture people than in any other} Do you think,” sald my visitor, M¥IK $1, 100," the |eonally, in comparison with the life in so-{Mer there is a woman in the|sex even in this day of its glorifica: |iowaver. 1 do not mean'that every | place lthat mon: are apt to fall in love Meer felrow I Paula Perler is not only perhaps |clety, for I never was a society wo-|Work-a-day world—if she be honest|tion, But every man from the time |man pursues every woman with] “Again do not mistake me. 1 do{with their stenographers?” ig, Par ot I ‘our best money-maker,” as Dick}man, you know,” said Paula, “But|—who has not at some tithe or an-|he is 20 until he ts 70 is potentially |criminal intent. What I do mean is|not mean that all or any of these] "T don't know,” answered Paula. MY that if he found |s but she has gteadily become|{ imagine that it holds only thelother had a sex temptation or at {interested in every good looking |this: No business, art uor trade can | things happen to all men and wom. |"I have never been a stenogra- eld to fly to Daddy|one of the most interesting of wo-|same temptations and hardships {woman he sees." junsex the human race, and as long jen who work together, but I have | phor,” it ” | men that come to a girl who must earn | My friend from the East gave her {as this is so there will be curiosity, |found, to do one's best work, one| (Copyright, 1925, N. EB. A, Service, Inc) ® Widenwake follow The other evening here at the|her living out in the world any It is a polite fiction that th rp look desire, admiration, love, hute, trag-|must have been or be tn love. | Ta ee Mister Whicz, “An 1 had a friend from vaok | where, average woman, eSpecially unmar Do you mean to tell me that it Jedy and comedy, mixed up with any! “Remember that it is not youth) TOMORROW: his letter con. Ser 40d ever so a rather stupid woman whg! ‘“L do not belleva, Mra Sum-jriecd ones, shall more or less ignoro|makes no difforence whother he js /business profession or art where Mini iat creates, but love,. Every grout | tinued, s ® | (An Intimate story of innermost emotions reyenled by private letters) dour aeroplar aeroplane |1 jappened to think that you might BPW have to do some least a x bribe