The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 10, 1925, Page 10

FRIDAY, APRIL 10, 1925 THE SEATTLE WD rys ; Urge New Laws to ey Tr | OLS ter Volstead Acty ' | \} (ou UR WAY BY WILLIAMS | Published Dally -| The Seattle star [= Ban Wren é ' i. ae i C Ny roo | + 42.00 cai LAIGS JES WONT HOLD UF | eed rei \ —__—/ : 5 UNDUH “IWO O THEM B —% v, pre \ W ie ; Go In for It It Can Be Done Trt FUST ONE “ji - everest ITT ‘ 4 ORTEW tx Sa the tir IONAL newspaper humoriste Bm > LESSON “T ME ass OH-OH-OH- MY \ A oy ie i pa N ly ging en making fun of an effet \ Mi JOGED MY CARRNIN ‘ NIE Rec ig t “Disappoint: e of sprin Eastern editor who published thi (POWER. BOWS IM ORAGGE Psa bet Wl te ti eh. the “John I on fell out of a tree he wa \ SINKIN FAST. BY "TOO MUCH / AINT , / i * but thes to the fellow | and was unhurt Y | | . ° : sxho work ull day today « | The item is okeh, notwithstand i {and gr } it seems to indicate John’s control : ple ; | law of gravitation. One can fall t : 4 tree lowly ° ; ‘or busine Way back, years ago, a boy of 4 yea was told by r never to el ( manufacture) 7 h ht, apse dine and by his mother never to disturb bird Hi Uenntdahs « nest He promptly climbed a tall eypre potty” and aie r ; i ‘ and reached for ue jay ind was i ‘ promptly and pick t least ‘ d J 104 bird of them blue jay and . ; some of € i condors, buzzard + the prices of m } sion in producti i, with pleasure. The first branch below -! G eas r 1 calico shirt at th ) : Se sor took five to hat period 1 the kbe The 1 ranck nec ir € econd branch 4 turni It is surpris | } pant ye | feel in we ding far o | at } © you want to yell, | a } water's fine!” | Justice! ; N AGISTRATE FROTHINGH 0 se : New York has a delicate prot be | : fz “i — t fore him. | a LO. aiscc 1 t W ‘ld’ Bi ; Was unhurt enough to stanc at ‘ yexs tf, t 5 en orld’sBiggestMonuments One Libman is accused of beating his f coming—and came—for disreg par Sei ? =< | wife. k ~ i ‘ é Sct ental advice sa x | \) ] BY yea iese 1 Tien vers thesis A Bae THE COMMITTEE on Giscurr Reon, elles} | Will Be Built in S. Dakota i years, she 2 S. srave an BY RI oINNE ! Nothing, of course, justifies wife beat- IEUT. OSBORN woop, Gita ‘aeGad aa SS SE. Sa { Y I og EES EY + ng: ee the United State : Our solution is to serve Libman with a 1an. Upon hi juicy, broiled tenderloin steak, then send him to jail. re The Suckers BY WILLIAM PHILIP SIMMS Why 2nd Arms Conference May Fail W ake at, even when they H IFTY MILLION DOLLARS a year are F i for TH ht ‘ . ' figure ' lost by American investors in lot- _ ff 00d jor £ hough of President Coolidg t ft Kes of G } teries. OMEONE advances the idea that we n 4 conf ‘ ‘ P Abrahar | Every sucker is lured on by the hope of a ny BAYS: 200 MANY automobile concern . sin asia : Harne ‘ , is ano ; big winning. “A dollar doesn’t mean much yes an a. : , ; eds of of , 4 the -¥ on * to me,” he thinks, “and $5,000 would.” Perhaps you know of twon auto ; ' r nd ; ; mobiles that differ only ver. + Assuming lotteries are honest—which : smpany must | : : : * you can’t—the investor is almost always J gs ei > Sithe: loser. pag : ays | yate scientific staffs, and separate group Be ; ; sia ido fe The most “generous” lotteries give only ; Perhaps there is food for thought here i | A7 A Thou ght i 65 per cent of receipts in prizes. 7 : ri i ie RS , > Assuming Mr. Sucker invests a dollar a Red Tape f £ OW f 1 is love: and he that dwelleth ? week for 20 years, he will have spent REAT BRITAIN, all coloni t a nia ie God and God in + $1,040. The law of averages, which can- Canada, France, German v6 j not be beaten in the long run, dictates that Austria, Italy, the Scandinavian i as REP hs van iia : . are : he men iave received back a little more the southern European countries Poland, 1 t I gre 0 in God.—Lat 0. exces ; than $65( prizes. ' Sicily, Brazil, Uruguay, China and Japan ee The same amount of money invested in ratified an agreement to eliminate differ- per 8 Savings account will bring back more | ences in custom procedure and simplify >; shan $1,100. And that much will buy ap- the administration of custom laws. : ‘ Bt proximately $1,000 in insurance. The day of red tape seems to be passing. | y have placed y 3 E W D A y S | t | ad Uncle Sam's | es nswers to yf our iil all $ ee The record breaking distribution ; g $ Q. what are the dates of the/® Sl aunt wae hans | oe | of the New Dictionary, ends E ussoJepances war? | to | | seen added \? | NEXT WEEK aaa . Frow ruary, 190}, to Sep- ieee ! 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