The Seattle Star Newspaper, April 2, 1925, Page 6

Published Dally by The Ster [ou T OUR R WAY : and United Gliman, Nicoll & Ruthman, Press Bervicw, ettion 807 M nery By Ch York the 44th Ot , B00 per year $2.00. Ry carrier, city, be Typewriters HE printing press has been lauded as a means of spreading civilization. Why has not the plebian typewriter—noisy and space jumping as the one which writes this—been glorified. Your modern newspaper would not be what it is today, A good reporter H write a column of 98 per cent perfect copy in an hour, Without his typewriter he'd just be getting to the wife's side of the t story when he'd have to quit so that the edition would get to press on time. * Seriously, hundreds of good books that have been written would never have seen t the light of day had not their authors + been able typists. If you don’t believe it, try writing 40,000 words yourself this + evening. + Courts and commerce, as well as liter- > ature, would be delayed were it not for the nimble machine. + And who shall gainsay that the “typi- cal American speed,” at which our visit- ors marvel, is not entirely the result of the subtle and subconscious influence of early * and widespread use of pecked-at mechan- : ism? : Ford's Fliers Ho’ extensively the Fords will go in for airplane manufacture depends in : large measure on the outcome of experi- * ments now being conducted with several all-metal planes manufactured on Ford ground at Dearborn, Mich. If these planes come up to requirements { then the Ford airplane business is not far ‘away. If they don't, it will just be post- Poned. : As Edsel Ford ss Sventually Ford -}, Will make airplanes. We make ever: ‘ything , SO why not?” However, it would be wrong to call the all-metal plane an “air flivver.” It’s too expensive for that. Other planes can be ult more cheaply. Beer an nd Bo m bs T IS today more of a crime against the 4 commonwealth to sell a glass of beer * than it is to put dynamite under the bed + of a sleeping man and blow him and his + house across the street. ‘ Ten years ago such a statement would i have been received in this country as the + Favings of a madman; men drank beer, and men sold beer and they did not consider -~ themselves lower than murderers, nor did the community consider them dangerous ceriminals. Indeed, for 60 yearsthe com- <inunity encouraged the wholesale selling of iquors, and the wholesale creating of appe- ites for alcohol, for the revenue there fas in it. But that’s all one side, The important thing is that maniacs like the masked degenerates who recently bombed a Ta- ~ coma house, knowing the owner was asleep oa in that house, on the mere excuse tt he was suspected of selling home brewed beer to some workers in a neigh- “boring smelter, are today lauded as bat- tlers against the demon rum. - They are dirty cowards, and they are battlers against nothing but the elemental “decencies that set men apart from rattle- _snakes. It is to be hoped that this nation has “Not gone so entirely insane on Volsteadism that it has lost all sense of proportion. = Enforce the law, certainly. Go ahead “and enforce it. But don’t encourage masked mobs to commit miscellaneous Tmurder by night, and then whitewash these madmen by calling them foes of rum. Bt onth, S months $1.60, @ montha $4.00, ‘month, } country. Rydlishing Co, Phone Main J @ 0900 Leeking Again SEORAT ARS WILBUR is whetting up his trusty old demoter and General | Mitchell is going to have company in hi retirement, There's leak” in the navy. Some body gave away the fact that, in the test of anti-aircraft guns of the fleet now in the Pacific, the 44 guns fired 880 shot and the only things that came near being | hit were the planes towing the targets, Scandalous! It should have been covered up. No navy board can stand exposure like that, Secretary Wilbur will pump Admiral Coontz, but what he learns will not be officially made public, as target practice is considered to be highly confidential. The public will have to be satisfied with | the fact that the targets got home in per- fectly fine condition. A good time was had by all, except the aviators who had to tow those targets. 1850-1925 OSSUTH and Karolyi—Daniel Webster and Frank B. Kellogg—America in the year 1850, and America in the year 192% In 1850 Kossuth fled from Hungary He had written a declaration of independ- ence, similar to our own, and led an unsue- cessful attempt to gain for Hungary free- dom from the crown of the Hapsburgs Daniel Webster, then secretary of state, in a famous diplomatic document, wrote: | “The United States cannot fail to cherish | a lively interest in the fortunes of nations struggling for institutions like their own,” And then Webster offered the use of United States vessels bring Kossuth and his family and companions to this In 1925 Count Karolyi came to America, after having been found guilty, by the Budapest royal tribunal, of high treason. His crime was surrendering t othe Allies | — which includes t -during the world war and later abdicating his government to the Hungarian soviet government, when superior forces made it necessary for him to do so. The United States permitted him to enter this country to see his sick wife, but Secretary of State Hughes, and later Secre Kellogg, decreed that he must not make a speech nor write on political matters while here. Have American ideals altered in 75 years Seventy-five years ago we upheld the principles upon which our nation wa founded whenever and wherever we en- countered them. Today, it seems, we-stand for free thought and free speech only when it hap- | pens to be convenient. | Pipe of Peace HE modern version of the pipe of peace is not an Indian calumet, but an underslung, “upside-down” affair. Vice President Dawes, after antogoniz- ing most of the members of the senate, is now creating a friendlier feeling among the outraged solons by distributing copies of the strangely-modeled pipe he has made famous. Since inauguration day he has en away eight. Senator Overman; who does not smoke, was presented with one with the following speech: “I like you and will give vent to my impulse for you by pre- senting to you a pipe.” If this keeps on there doubtless will be another senatorial investigation into al- leged bribery or proselyting. Answers to Your Questions ? ? Be How is. horseradish grown? a signed. 7 A. Horseradish is set out in sets @r small pieces. They are perfectly, Q. From w Plenty of moisture and a deep rich| the lines: tmehes apart } mect, one \ Q. What is the best time to trim a hydrangea bush? A. January, February and March.| 4A. The United States, haying becn| acres in sise bie founded with the adoption| by filling in the constitution in 1787. The|\ from 1800 to Inetic republic (Switzerland) was| night During the immigration rush at is the phrase, hardy ond can be taken up in the is Kast and W fall or carly spring, just as wanted.| 4. From Kipling’s poem The chief cultural requirements are| of East and West,” est is Weat,” taken?) “Pender,” “the aol. Wants should be act J2 \"Oh, East is Last and Weat is West, 45 inches apart in rows 24 to 30} and never Till carth and aky stand presently at God's great judgment seat.” | Q. What in the size of Ellis Island} @. wi jin New York harbor? 5@ Which is the older republic! A. 1t covers about 18 acren of| A. According to the je United Statew or Switzerland? liane It was originally about three but has been enlarged | will accommodate | horsepower 2,000 persons over | x% | Pendel come? A. It is probably a corrupted form of the Anglo-Saxon official surname man in charge of @ “Ballads pound or pinfotd. in which occurs ue Q. How many divorces were grant ed in the United States in 1922 and 1 the twain shalt | A. There were 148 1928 554 granted in Preliminary figures for 192% Jare 165,139 hat is tho horsepower of a Ford, Chevrolet and an Overland? r rating of the National Automobile Chamber of Commerce a Ford is rated at 22.50 » @ Chevrolet 21.70 horse power and an Overland at 19.90! SOUR CAINERY A LOTS FASTER “TRENCH DIGGERS “Thin MY INFUNTRY CAPTINGr. TRENCH FEVER (nessa Why We’re liter outed in 1 Bie. Crime CANVERY HASTA GOTTA DIG DEEP ANUFF “T' Git OuR OURSELFS.) + / THE SEATTLE STAR — —. WHY edlgue BE. COZ THEY IN BESIDE BY N. D, COCHRAN DIDIA qr. qHAT ? “DEEP pares ANUFF GIT \/— rs ("3 HORSE int) / TA' HORSE? | HORSE | Boy, iM Gown} GOOD GosH!) BACK INTO le 7TH INFUNTRY, | CANRYMAN | Parone THURSDAY, APRIL 2 BY WILLIAMS) ‘NOW WE MUST LEARN }DoES A’ | HAFTA DIG | S HORSE | IN TOO ? f G4 MN GOSH! HH none to $0 feet In employment office jobs he preference over aya that often certain men or men that can do spe- eliminate such Communicate bandit for murde no ~morallet urprt commend criminals Pionee idolatr i — | forming eg What is denoted by the wom Gu Ga Gab Skike oe [Persons passed thru thts immigra.| compound totem of bear 3 A. This word has special refer. || any question of fact or rl egies 4 pole in ence to a company of travelers,| | formation by writing The Seat- | | Q What bre Wihane’ desu brought down from Ton- merchants, or pilyrims associated to-| | tle Star Question Editor, 1323 | | the lareeet! eaee in. 1897 gether for mutual security. It uscd) | New York ave. Washington, | | Generally the larger hens. The 110 years fo be especially used in reference| | D. C, and inclosing 2 cents a breeds might be mentioned as the was 40 such companies when traveling| | loose stampa for reply. NO] | pinay, Orpinutenn, cochine and jana without permi thru deserts or regions infested by| | Medical, legut or marital ad || i yey Chante agbbers. | | vice. Personal replies, confi- | asa . = . dential. All letters must | Q. From what does the name Whe tee bs cvery day at the around for two or thre MARRIED accidents and confusion, would speed up traffic, should J submit v I Bend, Frank Fuqua, and Ruth Mr. Fixit of The Star Undertakes Here to Remedy Your ‘ if of Public Interest r sq READER. ° in jon and while othera without are most and a alan 4 ‘Ade formed until about 1800. |of 1914 as man horsepower as 5,000 or 6,000 oe te what it’s all about. and cal] them while the minutes fly bold up their head. they xo to xchool Then along comes Saturday tis that youngsters tall’s the call to play. re this way? ‘Just Natural x VERY school-day morn it’s hard to get the kiddies dressed. Funny how they like to lie in bed and get their rest. Necks; you have to dig them out. sleepy After while they slowly rise] @ What is the and sit upon the bed. Elbows on their knees are propped while hands Dr, Frank Crane? Mother peeks and pesters till they're is #0 hard to dress—well, goodness only them, at the finish, as a rule. Every youngster'y all responsive when the} (Copyright, 1925, for The poet wrote was unaucceasful, for Annie Burn's poem, “The Whistle.” When the breakfast’s cooking at the starting of the day, Mom will call dee 3 home addre [ A. No. $ Haat 85th 6, New putting on their clothes. Why it| city. ita have to help| lke this on days Gh Wi chilies wid jie’ Gabe [ A Thought dreaved, instead of slow, turns out to be « 6, Can’ Shucks, we're uu gueNs Just why { hath nothings ¢ Keth himself poor s—Prov, xiii lye is having more in proportion our nelghbors.—Locke, eldest daughter of Sir Robert Laurie, usson, the hero Yorks There is that maketh hinwself rich, that 1 hath great} 9 1CH8 do not Bhaist in having} } R more gold und allver, but. in| than head of the traffic depart with the publle #afety ex the city council of Seattle these men to check up the the song during the\ progress of Nx courtship, which \ Cm married James Ferguson of Craigdarroch, ers up around their! 1709 and became the mother minds don’t seem to know Just | Alezander Fer of |. of! || F'EVVEN'S SAKE, \/WELL THEY'RE NO! NOBODY TOLD |) LIABLE TO ME OUR HOSPITAL] TELL You 119 ON FIRE! ™!)// ANYTHING ON APRIL FOOL'S amittee of “ | DOC--By H yGage | ee at t pectator would like t (i played basets « I've dreamed of two-base hit over se wiled. dreamed of licking a t Most 4 have dreamed joing nor ¢ they a fraid they wouldn't If m sid x the t a and ad the trutt 1 ; F r pmmit. It's fear n could be dead sure w ot Cowards ou we Ket a i) out of t leeds of of | It jon't a al deed roubles tand they get time and a half pay on this» r M.T Superintendent Henderson reports er 4.200 men, and that th me pay as the other sid ure more { results if he pectors with ¢ them. Mr. Fixit For goodness sah will not broad at the saw either one, TI am an invalid, and 1 can w morn erviees are going on with two operating at once. Mra. if Radio Inspector Redfern reports that KFOA operates on 660 kilo log cycles and that KJT operates on | 780 kilo-cyc aration of th a selective account for the trouble weeks «ee Mr, Fixit The street light 0th South and Norman strects has been out for vearly a month, Have called the city light department, }but it Kas not b READER. This has been reported to the lighting department and will have ‘immediate attention plant the Che tot have 14 inspectors to look ame number of hours. He saya he the radio sta-| Stock Need Protect issue ix a fine pro: the move will sort of organty: tect the honest out the crooked b absolutely correct in the state- jesmen of worthless | | securities and crooked promoters should be driven out . and on so nearty the same wave lengths? When KFOA and KJEt broadcast at the same time it ia difficult to hear ( heer when the Sunday! ment that which gives a sep 0 kilo-cycles, He sayn hat should be sufficient for ail who | receiving set. If you have only a crystal set, that may been fired as yet. that arouse our romantic Inter ent. Anybody who di cour umeous th atim gin a big ¥ * our imaginations Many imagine law-abid " an inalde traffic them the Ja Your attitude attitude toward a Letters! Name and Address Must Accom pany Each Letter That Is to Be Published in The Star Wants More Paving Editor The Star Appreciating the way you took up sty blvd. matter, and being| nt of Beacon Hill, 1 want ank you. Now, we have some ore streets that need attention. 1am speaking of Beac een Mth ave, 8 and Spokane at Just as much as other street, to be paved be- con ave ar tracks T where it in paved the cast side of the car tracks g pioniy. The crossing on Hanford is dangerous menth destinations C. G. HASSELBERG Liberty Court Apts. | Stock Salesmen Editor The Star Your article on fon the W. M. POLLOCK, 414 Fourth Ave Thanks! “itor The Star am instructed b Seattle Aoric 1, Fraternal Order of Kagles, to} ey its sincere thank for the courtesy extended in the matter of the parade at tho laying of the ‘ornerstone of the now temple. PRANK DOWD Seer 'When One Hashana and} Two Wives Sit Down forTea | BY MRS. WALTER FERGUSON Q. Was Annie Laurie, th. heroine verter 1 a recent issue of a popul ser ihe song by that name, a real! Mtr, Pizit: Why ao many inspeo- pri magazine, a famo 1A. Bhe waa a reat character, sno | (re on the street cara’ It doesn't) Nterary divorcee discusned the ex . te! seem to me that they need all of| perience of her having had. tea | with her former husband's pres- 1 fig nt wife This woman says there is something fine and martelou being born into the world when two ves and one husband thus chat happily together over their tea cups, without any feel- itg of embarrassment or of Jealousy. Maybe so, Perhaps this is one of the signs of our progresy and development, bat it has all the marks of insincerity, just the 0, Of one thing we may be quite certain when a situation likes his arises, nono of the parties con cerned ever loved very greatly One omehow wonders how the man must have felt, Uneon clously he Assumes pathetic proportion: for with all of his marrying he has had very little affection to bless himself with, Por cven in this day of pseudo: sontence emotionalism, and of fine diss tion of heart throbs, and of the ugly baring to the public what should bo our most secrets, the love of a real man for a real woman remains as And w 4 poor cheap thing «0 has become when we ean cut it up to fit any mood of a sensation-mad people, What a travesty of the thing we call love, What a pitiful exhibition of our Instability and incon stancy Vor when you take away that sacred one! s of marria thay ive passion which alone justifies the union of two people, what have you left us in this world of sorry shams? Nothing flAree posses \ Missouri editor, mad because of Jeomplaints of his typog rors, has figured out that in the he, or not to be," 022 errors can be made by transpositions alone, tionally as it ever did in the days of the , Sumerian Babylon, older and ever Egyptian dynasties,. find new voice, and the taboo is lessening even Palestinian exeavation. The ‘near future may unearth contemporary Old Testament documents or inscriptions 48 our ancestors had to learn geography to k recognizable to at least some of his Soon he will have to develop Towel the difference between a a perspective which realizes hundred, a thousand and a million As it is, “King Tut” is still the ancientness, and is contemporary with the dinosaur, tribolite and the saber-toothed tiger, and than Columbus, But if this confusion becomes hate to even a minority of readers, the headline man will get his dates as intelligent as the sporting writer has to get his scores, or the society editor the ini of those present. Newspaper readers wherever the »y demand it. Still Worlds to Conquer ation of the rid, | were TE | on is getting ping and the strange creatures yas are coming to ¢ are still worlds to California legislature has e “third deg sheriffs objected, and betwen Hanford and 4a Dill for a wanted {t. Doubt lawyers had realized that were forming was a | y would have fled in | pass here go pif links, not | mn other thousanda that| it an a thorofare for other} terror from the name, in spite of the obvious practical merits HISTORY TO KEEP UP» ON NEWS OF THE DAY. By Chester H, Rowell archaeologist has taken the place of plore’. There are still worlds to conquer, but their distance is in time, not in space. The buried past ex- records, and our horizon expands as Carthage, Ur of the Chal- > up with the ne may have to learn history. the, absurdity of the headline obliviousness to chronology i jears ago. on, your pupil. nd que | process. That is the Jone illegally The best rem be to proy le for doin and Gobi, the winces of China, the “Germ Murder” snes of Siberia, the upper | Listens of Burmese rivers, the Possibilities ff Sumat nd Mada ie 18 characteristic are few of | acientific partner | neyings in which no | leged germ murder in followed him for six | was also the proprietor and which are a rea} | “diploma mill.” These even for the sons of | ors of fake credentia potential indirect murderers on Theodore Foose take now | a wholesale scale. If one of them } come a party toa d u der, it i en, which the Phoe ] and dramatic ut ators know, | matter in compari but w | indirect murder in which they known th |] are engaged al} the time people | ever, it is impor ga Roman tri- | showing that m murder” n carayels, | not m is now { native melodramatists, for the | actually be done The bottom of the | Lat your tmagination dwell on first real may. the possible consequences, dal m niae might do Wanted: A Legal | laboratory full of germs “Third Degree” | “Sez Dumbell Dud: css to a city’s wat to pa > tiioes We are living elf-Rov in hopes that aevenre age spring will : make people too lazy to work cross- word puzzles. Salesmen of in @ recent sition. I hope culminate in some n and drive Mr. Cothrin | of the state esmen's bureau, supervised business men, would be of im- mense va to the honest salesmen as well to the general public. yhical er the dental profession alone recognized the value of Squibb’s Dental Cream, ‘made with Squibb’s Milk of Mag- nesia, as a preventive of Acid Detay and Pyorrhea at The Danger Line, where gums join teeth. Today the public knows, too, that this superior dental cream safely and effectively neutralizes the acids in the mouth which lead to decay and perhaps to Pyorrhea. That is why millions are turning to— SQUIBBS DENTAL CREAM Made with Squibbs Milk of Magnesia andard of ultimate get “accuracy” ng himse!f tion. So does bar in ev tem but ours. It ia the ? » you grow dizzy. What future kaiser might do in war with poison gas seems compared to What some homic!- ee