The Seattle Star Newspaper, February 9, 1925, Page 6

BY WILLIAMS} WHAT COULD CONGRESS HI ———} DO ABOUT IT, ANYHOW? HULLO-1S tas Nou “OAD \¢ MiP | QUACKS, MORE QU JACKS! FOX ? WEL 1 Jus CALLED WA oo CHEST! UP T TELL YA IM GONNA KICK } * he head of the A Ven or gs ssnat ta hand ’ Against the B Men o7 “Bugs HOUR PANTS FER Lins on-! | hibition rend t t he tae Pro. ; | } were “THE ea men d clubs, s atel 2 ; | a f i WOTZAT ? You WILL? Wet nforced on. t would be ae which to fight off the big bes t ee }\ ‘LL SMASH SOUR NOSE AN , 4 epost : m8 meant it, time. Force, and it is doubtful if the eee BLACKEN NOUR BOTH EVES pists os w that would have survived, had they no ttt) \ FER Y- HEN? WOTZAT= | ; waidiine ansaid ded by changes in climé and iy | . i ¥ | permitting pearance of the foods upon whiel WOTZAT ? picture a ail ably knev Twenty-one women ) ; in the capital building. At the end o In our times, man’s enemies are qu ; df, Ma ngressmen would find a | > ence intolerable. It v r enemies mainly relied. day is the in asant task to take th as savage and deadly as those of old serub ptakes and buckets in hand they cannot be put down by club or . . i \ neer about “hypo restore the shine to the rble corridors, hatchet. They are too small, numerous } ' Yj how it could be dimmed during the day by the industri- and prolific. They must be fought with ous feet of statesmen and tourists, Each brains. Take an enlarged picture of the 1 i i gre morn finds the beautiful halls glistening boll weevil, the Japanese beetle, the house \ : if: Y anew for the admiration of a new horde fly, cockroach, or the germ-bearing mos- a6) I ih ie Geek dit “nial of visitors, and the charwomen retire to quito and put it beside the picture of the : {iff | lea dike ha viadlt Aectdte: tek rest, happy in the thought of a useful dinosaur, mammoth, cave bear, saber- “ — “ | i | ipntieced ay aiphehas: ee a service done for their countrymen toothed tiger, or other of the old-time big i \ 4 have the quack psycholog Ha the “aus For this labor of love, the charwomen | fellows, and, given your choice, you would LY oe Sy is tougher than. the net y, the mind have heretofore received $410 a year. As | be apt to che a duel with the old-timer, | BB : 4 fai tnatn tal th ie ly enchal you can instantly realize that is almost And man’s brains are busy with his 2 ! He yc Be hem. apart 57 ly eee It (it Ag a little less, the enemies as never before, his latest being z: ya s real. The quack offers Te ou i Pred useleney yeing 4-10 inste: ad of 4s, the development of the “olfactometer,” ? 7 tii short-cut to raising your wages or to'n j ee other at but when you are analtag with ma now the most interesting instrument in Y ‘ ple do what you wish, for your ads citaom 4 een on a big scale, round fractions will do) the department of agriculture’s bureau of 1 “of . pg teedaen. Now, the charwomen are to receive entomology more. Without going on strike, without It has long been known that most organizing a lobby, without presenting = “bugs,” to use a general term, did not de 3 petition to the president, without lifting pend upon sight but upon smell to reach y ) . ‘ ea | their hands—save to wield their brooms, their food, being equipped with olfactory F i 4 = : “ Not Room For brushes and mops—they have been given pores all over their bod Bess and antl vy Bes 5 yA. * “usec his Immortality Here a pay increase. How different from the : sae aa f the seettoulay 4 P ' IVE ke a conti recogniz he odors 0 heir pa a f a, WHN MOTHERS GET GRAN if ha more aa rapacious postal employes! swarm, Moths have been-known to fly i LET, sho Ais 7 nr it Se rece ioral in eran te: miles directly to their mates. The “olfac- a4 ss : THE LONG PIsTaNce BATTLER posed ts , those in the. welt tus be mittee on appropriati¢ bs tometer” discovers the particular food 9 ah : savor iab tea + ee tal for the architect of the capitol, under odor that the particular “bug” favors, i ea eS age and death, there could get whose supervision the charwomen work, . * 7 ‘ 4 Ski : phy Put that food, loaded with poison, where Th O t th G ‘ddl ! The be t : be you 4 progress, ‘Ther cw: e 58.80 t pa ” d t t would s room: rag UC lak agp one eo dM the “bug” can smell it, just as the ranch- é VS A on e | 1 e! eo worse article would no more 3 a cae 2 <a bs ah : Pesaro er puts arsenic in the carcass of a sheep BY RUTH FINNEY . ane woula Ber ersome. A genius on the committee dis Our Gas Bills i re. would be i o for the predatory wolf. ,It is a tremen- covered that by adding $2.80 a year to ? ; - a sbi of the on ae i dous @tep toward elimination of man’s Yasnuworon a shat eh aba ; P ; im : Would Pay Debt globe was too small for $5 3.80 would be absorbed and the arith- deadly enemies. The scientists are ex- | Wit ay 4 ‘ ‘ f : kil HH”. 1 America afford to anything deathlens to be plant metic would become easy. “Tt was done cited over it. They know that, before orale oe A ms : é - ually, 79 per cent of crop ap gag tangy ontality cate 10 there Quietly, without sel praise, without a | bg long, me issue of terrestrial life will | ia: o ab 5 6 : te ea tha a , ibe on ie acing finite—or in that jee fanfore of publicity, this committee seen ne MEN, OF DUE, care f ¥ ‘ | ain were 1 , past year and a ate ot wh nthe whciars its duty and done it. ws PA; ot See tha. oyster ee rise ; Une peake T monte Soy Meron angels might dance on thi palit The charwomen will now — receive The Outdoors A nytime ‘id Ganeaden’ os apr ; 7 etry et : nt oyster crop thee rms and operat le, not because they weekly salaries to $7.93 8-10, or, roughly what can be got out of winter e t t ! port, w ' i é : ae | or what Pra coated ola erinedaros=- $7.94. Who says this government hasn't sports, and it is a good thing. 1 be in the. game place got a heart? ‘5 ya The Canadians, who ‘tertainly have aye va , much winter, have been awake to it for seit ie Os} the Farms some time, and they have more fun in life BOUT 5,500,000 people left American at it than in other seasons. This applies farms and moved to the cities in the | to mature folks, as well as the kiddies. A : last decade. So figures Pro’ ~ John M. | gray-haired, bewhiSkered citizen with a — x f oe a? I ony oresating Gillette, of the University of North Da- | pair of skates or a bobsled is no uncom- | HY not an Ohio society? Must a man pay operating = acaatant ian seh kota. x ‘ } mon sight in Canadian cities, and the idea tax for a hotel? Where did it come from? The exodus in the 10 years before that of getting out of winter's gloom and “get- Those are only two of the questions readers ask of Mr. Not out of savings, nor by go- 4 he is aehen aeac =| ting out of one’s self” is fast taking hold | Fixit, The Star’s “trouble shooter,” today. His replies: e Be es gies ‘3 ge 1d A condition like this, unchecked, leads in our own Northern cities. . I st | i amie, put of Inereaaed inevitably to food shortage. | At this writing Minneapolis is in the | case : y ee lente eee : . nsi on ‘eduction. Qur man-hour out ka er | midst of her “Winter Play Days.” Skat- [pp eye ie Gn be sitten.. Pe refuac to pay this tax? Suy eke Sancne ale aed A Poro Shot | ing, sledding, snowball battling and | 1 ¢ th & can ov n t | thing We Ma¥e: worked hava HE Hon, Jap will now endeavor to everything, with 12,000 tickets sold for a d from Rainier ave ‘ t « better organt and | |} harnessed more mec reciprocate and retaliate at one fell | ski tournament, and something new bide ng prot oching fe * cong on oi swoop. A bill in the diet proposes to per- thought of by the fellow who invented |" "Piose streets: ¥ t ‘th +} } ~ mit Americans to own land in Japan, | aqua-planing. This novelty is called o ved, and th « will not! t ty t ~ except American citizens of those states | “skikjoring.” Simply, you put on a pair barring Japanese from land ownership or | pf skis, take hold of the harness of a race | '" prlodiggenteca saben ae " be sa eal lease. fora and go off over the river ice and - leak inte coudit I t yo t me OF MAGNESIA The measure seems to be aimed at depart over the horizon. New Orleans’ congress could be Mardi Gras isn’t in it. Mr. Vixit ere are y form-|ket quotat “ Washington, and it will not score any- | : where near a bullseye. There isn’t any | Golf has got the tired business man out |°7 Villans Cee iether aad form 4 5 oh ' 7 ‘ask for “Pit * yon Washingtonian with money for land who | of the humdrum. It is not cracking the [0% Gnio society? Low Angeles hax Dre rife anges cei would invest in Japan, with the finest | imagination to vision a time when we will lan onio y which has a large} 7 la be eahin an un chaos ieee land on God's green earth right under his | pat old Jack Frost on the back and call [and interesting membership nose in Washington. | him a fine fellow. is Med pleased any ntere Ohtoans . bs All Letters must have Name and Address a y r ing to | if they are to be published In The Star |} yucy : if there ia] price in a time of price fluctuations syfficient interes a ane 2 Mr. Fieit: I am the owner of “The Other Side” | lively little use. It is the dog with ly because she shoots a human be Mr. Fi On the weat side ofl|iot 10 Councit Creat addt EVERY NITE ~ bleeding feet that in treading the icy | ing. [Fourth ave. between Stewart and) tion, West Seattle The present Fest 1 Pik pe 8, W irst and Pike ‘The Star: msg generally understood that | Wastes of Alaska at the thermome-| Laxity in prosecution and broad | Virginia, the alk (# continually| thoroughfare from 39th ave. & j justice prevail: According to our |‘ around 60 below zero. {front-page publicity has produced an} ered with mud and water caused | to 35th ave, 8. W., runs thre this ppers’ Night, laws an-cAmerjcan citisén should) lt is always the same In war] inclination to shoot and think after-| py the buscs driving in and omt.| property. Should I have to pay A Jg:30; | Gentlemer }time we had the 1+Crom dog.| ward among women that, was un-| can gnything be done? < l taman Om tha eropetivh: . FB. . Tadieg 100. an have a square hearing and be able : bok s ' to introduce his evidence before | Yet there are men and women un- | heard-of in the past o atreatdepartment + The awe reports that this 1 Seeial Club: Gentlemen 5 10¢ | grateful enough and with souls so | HENRY LITTLEJOHN | (thin, and prot the assesament rolla, and that " being taken away from his country, | Bratetul gk 5 gens peta N | aware of this 1 the a 1 Mn, a A? relatives and friends, for trial. briveled that they, ake ever ready | 4 POW ABH Awe 8. Linto. It at once you will have to pay the taxes tn La How to give them ling whiteness To the present time I’ have bee ed do away with pe Sos ws ast B hice iN * you can show to the board of Givanih december happens to give a few extra barks, | ron Ave 2 Mr. Fixit I operate @ hotel in| equalization that city has taken - Old Timers’ Clab bai pace Whe Nacktthe bank | OF romps acroms their lawn, when Railroad Avenue Special 8 — Gentlemen | Raymond, and am required A the “your property for streets. as a suspe : | Editor The Star abuarton | Ladies 10« { holdup. I have been held without] Ne is not ongas Gin saving, Some | Aw one of your many readers 1] aed | Fae A R say oo e icate ums bail and have never had an OpPOr-|” 1015 the ungrateful man or wom. | ‘#ke the liberty to point out that in| mn de, Ladin ie i tunity to introduce many witnesses) | 44 i@ ever ready opt all| YOUF editorial, “A Chanco to & a ee Fig Ss u ict y TU riys ecmlanee ae, a il copt all | T + Gentlemen 25c H a ow to Firm them, give them that gd ractte tobbey took 7A Beat} the poor animal’ gives h only | Lives" of February 4, you, no doubt, | ex 10¢ Gi em the robbery ook le nara return cone [ee fod Su ar iting O nate’s ivi pha healthy coral tint you envy dete ted me | nerd neon. timt other [the ent and ot the enone | enate’s Activity OE aii eras acd aly. C. PHILIPS, |, WY nhould a great.city like Seat y : x Severyns and many others, are La | . le be disg do with a ramshackle Star's Washington Bure sympathy sith his propo: » | F} ‘ P as to pee saa becsuise = } Savi +0 Lif waterfront driveway? Why should 1222 New York A have gone back to a” de i This NEW way will work great changes quickly. It combets able to defend myself with my » ng 7 there be bad street cross 4 . Pek which place he s¢ha i iting “ EE pi oF nwa ha gg Re javing Our Life | there ve 4o many bad street crow| \/ASHINUTON, Feb § which took pace tn the wena the film authorities warn ae inviting “off-color” teeth and : ? ending before ; F now how ‘anbéaliiy ee & the depositions of a foreign country-| a line to compliment you on|’ Why must people petition anyone} now is a resolution. ir ct early tf ate recognized the I still have faith and £ know I your editorial last Wednesday in re-|*0 have some things done that is for| py Senator Tt importance of punieity tor i || Tp Care will get Justice in federal court. | gard to a city-equipped lifes ving | the common good? Is not Rainier} pornsylyani roviding for the proceedings. When the a eae t I am positive the higher court of }truck. A city the size of Seattle |*¥e- dangerous, and also Second ave.| ejection from the senate press resolution comes up, if it does “O -COLOR® teeth, sums unless you combat it; HIgh my country won't give me anything | should have such equipment and 1| from Cedar st, north, with its open lery of representatives of not die. in a convenient pl aCold that are softening and lack authorities all tell you UNS Ls a oe Cw. e hope you can be instrumental in| treet car tracks? newspapers waich print news holo, that early debate will be . ripping AEabeir ics ees Brushing won't ROSS C. WATSON. | showing the city officials such a| 1 4m not against your ideas of a! about the happenings in. the ted into the proceedings. py Mf Fon Rave them Ordinary dentrinee ane I need H..G. JACOBS centrally located diving suit for use| senate's secret neasions. Sona sriodically, during the | Now modern science has made jv wort fj at SORE Dogs and Diphtheria | see in waterfront street accidents. It| tor Reed was angered at the | Years of open sossic > , important, new discoveries in je tor jt new with YOUr Salior sanitia. Bes } How About It? jmight come in handy, but let's be| amount of accurate information enator has been irrit . overcoming them. A way that Nive ‘he Se ae Bacon Seatilo, Biased cance a f i jcificlent and remove or remedy the} that appeared in the press after newspaper statements and has 4 | foremost dentists now are urging \Cincy vy Yeiling I its dit ; is h opbertan: mi a iditor The Star i use and then we would not have! the senate had debated in secret moved to curb the press rights, . » . the most remarkable of all bend. 6 ae those who appreciate our good} You write what you thik and|to worry about the effect Seabaay ‘uawerakemonwatnt Mak -wittroubietioeed dental methods. w mew methods are riends, the dogs, to call attention | print it the way you like; that is} C. B. BAKE motion to the supreme court From its first days, the sen 'Phis offers you a test. I _ used. A dentifrice called + 9 what they have done for man! quite all right. 1 buy your paper! Premier Apartmen NaS has: related tee Ae 3 you a test. In fair Gent—ditferent in formuliy ts, retained ight to ne t k ‘The information which leak s ness to yourself, send the coupon. and effect from any othee ind what they are always doing to) and r . If I don’t like it I can — - hold secret sions alled 20 cue g y e at's my pi % — out was obtained by reporter ng cret . sessic called a ome to the reseue of man in time | buy another; that’s my privilege. cn SCIENCE an pe ct baie Ritiatsve-an thay ecutive sessions—when eng THAT FILM—the enemy Largely on dental of strife. It is net automobiles,| But this time I'm going to write éonsidering the ¢ trains. or boats which carried the | my opinion and continue buying your { HAGFISH erherged from behind the barred in considering the qualifications of teeth and gums world has turned to Sat " *, of nominees for public of fo 7 * a serum to strickers rian and child in | paper. pee aE j| doors. Tho Senator Reed's own bile HD sae A ts You can't ade it'with your eyea me Soci trouble colleagues were thus the actual and when considering “delicate c but run your tongue across your ‘"° decline Alaska, but dogs! | I don't like the present-day style|FTHE most remarkable fish in the| Sorte o¢ the “secrets,” the pro: phases of foreign affairs que: Lest ind. poe MeL at It removes that sul ‘ ic eee a | Even the airplane is of compara-| of depicting a woman #6 dramatical-| world, t | rid, the hagfish, is now be- A tions. | . ling studied at the Steinhart aquar.| Powe’ arenes vine tt oe —— : ged deMeetg And Firms the 1 only on those who print the se ) } . That film absorbs discolora- It lishes two colors accomplishes tw Golde: jate a ie jim ds Gord na wr ai Ben | 4, and not upon those who DOC--B | dnd ae toe nea t : wo Bitay nasi reesiy e e i inte > Ls » ete. things at once: 0 oni | eollection oft queer creatures. | ates Hg tas? bead itixed y HyGage And that is why your teeth look film, then firms the 7 Y ri This fish Ix found in Monterey| for gonsideration of the Reed | ‘off and dingy. harsh grit, judged 4 o EM ray, California, With one exception, | resolution, it has become known | fy It clings to teeth, gets into enamel x : it is the lowest creature in the or- 4 Y'SAY YOUR LEG Sie tab) tots crevices and stays. It lays your A few days’ use will d that senators who are. not in er of vertebrates, or those having gums open to bacterial attack. power beyond all do Germs by the millions breed in cling to old methods wh —_————— A Thought | - And they, with tartar, are a authorities urge a bette P A ee First nit Original |} you cane eae en anddecay. Send the coupon. G have pretty teeth, before you forget. away. Then he just glanced up afd he gave reply, “Why, this isn’t! guided entirely by a sense of smell. | works4t’a plat i For long time after the discov. I sat me down by his side and then I offered to help|ery of this fish, its eggs could not | him thru. “Why, sure,” says he, “give your skill albe found. Ah ‘Tak, a sbtewd Chi-| 47 any man will come after Me Cold and Grip Tablet EL Udest asia Gout wan naar ak nese fisherman, noting the interest yet him deny himself, and take || Proven Safe for more th: , . ore than S6QIAY, what are you workin’ at, dad?” says I, when I found pop pluggin’| spinal columns. It is blind, béing ( I picked up a cloth that was near at hand and Tlof scientific investi; gators in t ope Spay age es * Aipped in sotne poliah white. Says dad, “Now, 1 want|subject, set out to find therm tin |Sis,.crem> ane ifollow., Me, — Matt, a Quarter of a Century as | 1 5 v 2 | you to.uhderstand it's a job you must do up right found the eggs tn the alimentary eo" ovget an _ effective pee for FREE a Tube ae: epsad nauk I shined and %hined ‘till the shined things shone;|canals of the males, x Sel then I shined ‘em ail over again. Dad called this play!| came from remote venice, bis UL ili ie, Akt cad Nees: ETE an Aue THE PRPSODENT COMPANY, Well, J might have known that it's play to bis type of|these eggs from Ah Tak, and he tho: moré'he shallsrecelve from 3 \ ad asia Reevertiys. Lise 1104.8, Wabash Ave," men. became prosperous by furnishing | heaven.—Horace ‘The box bears this signature Chicago, I, U.S. AL When he finally quit and the Job waa done, dad|them to ind orn , e, dividuals and t ; ——— bis N shouted, “I'm set for my fling.” *Twaa cleaning golf| tories, eg aes od Pe eee Perr ese S Send to: clubs t he called fun. Now he's waiting the call] One reason science is interested|for "a supply of live skunks.” Whee “he _\fn over isk of spring. in the ha E ice 30c, p hagfish is that it is the only the eh y : Pe ia 3 x nly |e he psychoanalysis make of Pri MCopyrig! 925, for The Star) known creature having three hearts, that? 4 Copyright, 1925, Public Ledger Syndicate F . Only one tube to a family.