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In Some Far Day ndicative ¢ higher th ting thing crumbled cial age urprised where now tl ance, had tt when from President Cooli too ’ reservation even bef jogical t He w reverse acto It does seem too, ich to | will be commic nt w vote counted, doe They Should Worry Fis HOSE Wisconsin congre ing their “reading out” ishing calmness and poise It that the matter means comfort to them. Being deprived of power things and being irresponsible for what congress does, they be largely relieved of the demands of their constituents, and dealing with such demands is the hard- est, most embarrassing part of a congress- man’s work Being “read out” of work and into ease is not such an awful 2 smen are tak aston- likely and ease to do with ck and hol is » enthusiasr head-top of on lived 200,000 He will long-gone great inventor He will be Why Peace Is Slow R. HENRY VAN DYKE, preacher and diplomat, says we are suffering from what he is inclined to designate as “fat- witted optimism.” That is, we fought the war for all there was in it, and then, filled with an unwise optimism, we stopped fa short of the peace we really desired. The good doctor describes the trouble accurately enough, but his conclusion is defective. Did the doctor ever s age play harour’? that developed a thrilling scene in the vay second act—so thrilling that the third and How final act seemed to be flat and empty? soldiers That is what is called an ante-climax. We did fight the war to the utmost of our strength, physical, mental and moral. Tt was a climax in the big play of nations of the world. We do want peace, honestly, sincerely and thoroly. But it seems a pale propo- sition immediately following the big act. It suffers from the ante-climax. Fat- witted optimism has nothing to do with it People who talk as does Dr. Van Dyke do not know human nature or human emo- tions. And, more the pity, they give voice to their utter iack of understanding. Gloria on the Go LORIA SWANSON, film star, is one of the women who loves to see things ‘git up and git. as just married a French marquis, after what the Paris dispatches call a “whirlwind romance.” It is Gloria’s third marital whirlwind, divorces being part of the other two instances. Moreover, Gloria promptly announces that she wants six or eight children. She already has one of her own and one by adoption, and there will be no doubt about the whirlwind effects if she reaches her desired quota. Also, of course, there are whirlwind possibilities in a French mar- quis of these times. Verily, even for a young woman, Gloria is extraordinarily fond of whirlwinds. Q. Did Presidents John Q tI ney og nea ge an LE Arthur and Van; ‘OU can get an answer to | Adams, Fillmore, Buren have any nicknames applied any question of fact or In- | to them such ‘as “Silent Cal” is ap. formation by writing The Seat- | tle Star Question Editor, 1322 | plied to President Coolidge. | th r a A. John Quincy Adams was called New York ave. Washington | D. C., and inclosing 2 cents tn | “Old Man Eloquent”; Fillmore, “The . American Louis Philippe irthur,| | loowe amps for reply. No | “Our Chet;’and Van Buren, “Little legal or marital ud- | Magician,” vice. Personal replies, confl- { ee dential. All letters must be | signed, | cilman, Who Anthropolog have come to of humor all the lis conspiracy the building many sulfe pockets with $, compar ter of dollar ment for this fine, or both. Secretary employes, by increasing how even the beyond pension is ployes' are n medical, Vidor, Vidor, movie | | | | | | i x Q. Are Florence actress, and King ‘or, related? A, They are husband and wife. movie ¢ presenta; and the of Saba shail offer gifts.” kings Sheba Bible mention the 4 or wise men in the| @ How does the Persian cat differ infant | from the angora? | A. The head of somewhat larger and the body is larger with broader and stronger loins. The tail is ing three, gold, frankincense and| somewhat longer and turns slightly myrrh, and from the passage in| upward at the tip, and has a Psalms 72:10, “The kings of Tar-| greater growth of hair at the end shish and of the isles shall bring! instead of at the base. 66 >. CY Bae) ~ FT Can i might do real well, if never you halted expression it's easy to tell, but hard to get over Q Does the number of ma nt of their visit to the the cars less pointed, Persian ia 4. The number of magi is not sated in the Bible. The number three is assumed, from the gifts be- (Gi IDER the things to chant. that famou: —"I can't.” From youthdom to « it, no doubt. It's s easiest out. The tasks that you meet in the every-day run are only worth while when they're tried. The up and a-doing them’s really more fun than simply just letting them ride The man who keeps plugging and faces the test Is paid for the fight he endures. You'll find there’s a kick in just doing your best, for happiness feally i# yours. No man is so small and no task is so great that “I can't” needs ente his living. Your efforts, remember, stuff that you're giving. some time, used and used as the it's a popular phrase. We've a portion of human folks’ wi aren't New York, or Chi ag the greatest discovery peak about it at the society meet and tell them its shape indicates that Statesman, & impressive RESIDENT original should be permitted t heavily from their own bank account, Answers to Your Questions % nased upon fate, but rather the] hodesia, in Sout hat aid to be discovered 200,600 yea walked the 1 its ype h uncove the earth tructure considerably st form of human life ; after the over us tret cata Einste or ner bar 1e lowla nor th run and property hie forth with od where Detroi n, and hin, study its ev lov And he will is kind, * earth-t years ago, in 1 of this g mn of I e of those owner Was a or a learned know y is a great scien know that it i t of bloodless er of hospitals for our unnecessarily money raised fe Defrauding the government? and cents. Defra’ is two y ears in ja and it before wounded and disc iture have ming gla leveled mountains in one place and reared others ch racts theory » archeo shove once ¥ t, or Seat | find his glad ery bulge, y, with is the gs who 25. It is And vi physiei beyond question. And all the time, perhaps, the bone will be nothing more or less than the crum- bled remnant of a bootlegger or a coun- ce, but we not devoid Blinded Justice Core there be any meaner crime in imes than to defraud in connection with our war sick , or died, because Forbes and Thompson filled their or hospital It tively, a little matter; a mat- uding suf- fering soldiers of their chances of life is, morally, murder. Yet the severest punish- il, $10,000 Verily, that bandage over Pensions COOLID¢ of Interior Wo increased annuities for retired government The secretary expresses hope that congress will come to their assistance those pensions retirement law. Inasmuch as the retirement fund is cre- ated by deductions from the salaries of the employes themselve: most fru lators can object. | Secretary Work points out that the bal- | ance in the retirement fund has increased He believes more liberal payments—the average yearly A now $546.30 — would relieve actual distress, The rank and file of government em- estimates. S cabinet, the eyes of Justice is in the proper place. ays | rk, favors under the , it is hard to see ly minded legis- otoriously underpaid. They Q. When was the in the 8 the first | Philadetp act of April 2, 1 |duction was the < 1793. Q. What ley of T | A., The | Alaska is 80 called The Nationat ¢ | ports the in the ference, Mount Katmat er, world, nine and 600 region | the | « o | Q wr Cleveland, what time | Alaska, and Honolut 4. It is 7 a, m }6:30 in Honolulu called one world. of en it is 12 Q. What the the by 09eN | | atmo: | helium, | | first-class and crew, Q. Give me the A. Egos, | whole | milk, oh carrots, potatoes, | bananas, oranges, p peaguts and walnut | ia | Q How can dust | removed from overst | A. A vacuum clea \alt dat, and Fuller’ well into the mater light To | make @ paste of Fu water and cover the iy dry brush off the strains. Unite and where | en Thousand Smoken"? Teographic sovie has over 1,000 an area of 100 square 78.122 persons | |foods that contain phosphorus? remove o draw a little more 2? first mint es- States and Produced? by the coinage The opper coin irst pro cent he Val- Katmai region in| by the Indians. ty re- ‘ater the largest miles in circum feet deep. The vents within miles. It has wonders of the . o'clock noon in| is it in Juneau, u? in Juneau and constituents of volume? per cent; 20.941 per cent; argon 0.937: ncon, krypton and xenon in exceedingly minute quantitics, can the passengers, 9G second-class passengers, 1,880 third class passengers and 1,100 officers name of some ae, lean beef, wheat, oatmeal, beans, decta, turnips, appl runes, almonds *. and stains be uffed furniture? ner will remove “* earth rubbed fal will remove oil spots Her's earth and spot. When this paste, | Star’s trouble man? | them if they of THE EATI (OUT OUR WAY \ f AS WELL HAVE A MOUSE AS Ney OO. VA miGur ( GREAT LEADERS Gooo Tae T' NO NORTH. POLE. LE STAR —_ WY That UTTLe \ FELLER AINT NO WY HE CANT t PULL HARDLY ' ANN THINGr A T MUST BETRINKERS. | [WE DONT PULL ANYTHING. TH Bia DOGS'LL PULL HIM- AN LOOKIT TA BONES WE'LL SANE, Cuz HE DONT EAT HARDLY NOTHINK. MY GOSH BUT You a FELLERS 1S DUMB. a BY WILLIAMS ] ——~ came 22f NEEO TA fi Wrongs That Should Be Righted BY HERBERT QUICK —J a dewperado was | on appeal, if th record stands, » Tell YOURS to Mr. Fixit His replies today: Mr, Fistt a Maregard sanitary by allowing their to empty on What can be done ab K No open sewer drains are permit- ted in the city. Sewers must be connected* with th a district where th with a properly ¢ pool Call th health | MA jn-4940, report natructed cen department, this Why will people steat a dog? Mine was taken a day ago, jie the Madrona district. He black and brown and has four white! | tegs and wears a harness collar. His) lname is Duke and he ts a good} dog. Will you please help me find him? BILLY B. Has anyone seen Billy's dog? It is a serious matter to a boy to lone) his dog. Please let's get him back| where he belongs. Phone Mr. Fixit, MA in-0600, and he will see that the | dog is restored to his owner eee / saw on ad in The} iron for a child | | Mr Fixit Mr. Fisit: J Star of an electric os ili Fetes tto | Telling It to Congress Excerpts From the Congressional Record) | ALIBL ARTISTS | Xteny crimes have been committed jin the of “humanity,” a | high motives have often been ur an excuse for tyran- |nous and oppressive acts, Many of the most tyrannical acts recorded in have had a multitude of} ,pologists, and plausible reasons | n submitted in justification. | or King (D), Utah THE BEST GOVERN r The n I read the history of my country the more I con vinced that popular government, lamong a of our and race, Is approach to ideal government, in Its safety, its perpetuity, its beneficenses which the mind of man has yet conceived Representative Garrett (D) Tenn, ee name rulstic das history the nearest A PROPERTY It has been the purpose to expe- dite the return of alien property whenever possible under the law, and every consideration has been given to this end, However, thé trading with the nemy act and amendments thereto have been care. |tully followed, and all returns have been predicated upon the law. set out in this act—Report of the at- torney general apts A CALAMITY ‘The depression in agriculture which began in 1920 was not merely o stretch of lean years, such as farmers have had to go thru before It was a financial catastrophe, the full effect of which cannot yet be measured.—Report of the secretary for towrist. 1 | Bros, | They will write | the rules of the of agriculture are not personal, but of interest to the public.| have forgotten in Beattle selia it them my 9 them let and ad know s, and have what the tome? MRS. D. A. CARVENER. £0 W. Poplar &t., Walla Walla, Wn The tron was advertised by Ei Sixth and Pine st. Seattle you Mr. Fixit, How ta it that the Sat vation Army can the city with @ brass band. and take 90 anywhere when doing collections arrested for the same? There is against street speaking above way, but Baivation does not respect it. 1.0. B. Certain districts are assigned certain organizations that wish do street preaching and speaking. The police department ler the zation stays in tho territory a signed to it, there is no trouble. Mr. Fixit: on 58th st. 8. and Lander at pet to the houses with a car. W., between Alki ave A lit what Will you! fron would coat delivered preach Can anything be done | board ought to be free of the aeeeeeeetll VE you taken up your troubles with Mr. Fixit, The He is ready to help you with! |your weao Youn) speccisee | [SPECIALIST Sr ( Mh exinge U . | ordinance Army | to} to has worked this out, and so long as an organi- | jact on the bench. |with the offender the way I It is impossible to| tle gravel or some planking would help out a lot. . B. An effort has been made but nothing has been accomplished. Coming down Pike st. line of automod when a driver of an HEaser sud. denly turned at an and swung right into coming west He it, but if others trouble Mr. Fixit: was @ long the got had line have been Was not to get up a paving petition In this district, intersection of| away not would probably this driver violating a traffic ordinance? D. K. an or He dinance, was not only violating but was violating road. not get the number W £ TON, Feb. 5 States land have just sign men to arbitrate wh The Hol An agree ther Uncle Sam owns 7,084 Islands in the Philippine group, or only 7,083, as listed by the Coast and Geo- detic Survey of 1 This island, No. 7084, is known in Washington as Pal mas, It is about 17 city squares long by half as wide. And If you will get out the family hy and put a small dot 50 4 utheast of Mindanao, off Cape San Augustin, you'll have its location. It’s probably too small for your map to show. Altho well within Philippine waters, as bounded by our treaty with Spain, says the Na- tional Geographic society here, no American official ever visit: ed it until Gen, Leonard Wood, then governor of Mindanao, an- chored off the island, in 1906. “To his surprise,” states the society bulletin, “the boat that put off from the island village and Keo, all Pity you did others | Copy duty of ng that the men men they are BUT IF YOU HAVE) [NO DOC, MY TROUBLE WITH | | WIFE TOLD ME TOSEEA BONE-SENER co new polices judge, Philadelphia: What Folks Are Saying MRS. VILET E. FAHNESTOC “It 4 thing is wrong in my court I do not propose to let any ward poli- tician tell me what to do or how to I will always deal think na island missto HOWARD TAYLOR, Chi : “Our expenses now are about $2,000 a day and dur ing the existence of the mission we have received $15,000,000. have a deficit all this ‘great sum of money? .| by. prayer trouble is into a blue ser never finds the bi |The Island U. S. We never How did we obtain Simply TY COBB, baseballist tha “The chief as soon as ho gets ¢ uniform, an umpire the idea he must boss every- everybody and give the He forgets that » to the park to see the ball and show The fellow hunts ‘ame. who trouble carried a Dutch flag. It was explained to him that the native headman held an appointment from the Duteh, and that for 15 years Dutch ships had, called to bring supplies and take away copra. Four hundred and fitty- eight inhabitants were then on tho Islet. "A report was dul this apparent alien of American territo: the state department became interested, and for 17 years the matter has been under cohsideration by the diplomats of The Netherlands, Spain and the United States. “Spain says she acquired the Island by discovery, and that the American title, thru Spain should be good. The Nether- lands’ claim is that since the Dutch ast India company first acquired interests in the wast, natives of Palmas have acknowledged the suzerainty of native rulers to the South, who, in turn, have been subject to the Duteh,.” made on supation DOC--By HyGage || 925, Public Ledger Syndicate the| Forgot} MURDER, | me _ FEBRUARY 5, 1 ee IS RIGHT TO SUICIDE, CLUDED IN THE RIGHT TO THINK? BY the sw the diphthe CHESTI ITH ftne of toxir ether, # 0 the promotio ciation for th hibit the manu Thought is free believe that the two h bat diphtheria, there i But such the earth is persons are not law their fantastic notions, human life and sufferir able whether liberty of the right of personal sui tainly does not include the Soci y is entitled to the at Horse Racing and Gambling race adm! will b restoring horse rac ing bill which has noth horse racing in {ft is bill time ing about {a horse racing Woodrow Wilson— 1856-1924 Wrenrow, WILSON fs laid in s 1 ophagus. I determine how im the simple words, Wilson, 1856-1924 . They will or another of high blood pre soul—but the important verdict will be of hi If that pre vails, th ndividua is vindi- nUNe s, he falls—but so does of the world. his certainty of, the world rent by war ie ok Child Labor Law having ction of some bor amendment ted. bor states What they have temporarily granted, in the name of rights.” is the right, not to exploit children, but sort, the child is provisional “states’ ig. R H. ROWELL* ght the radio brings word ome; but even with » journey, the needed anti. arriving. Many will dig al remedy thru the incorporation is 8580- l pro- antitoy If anyone chooses to flat, that twice five, or that antitoxin does not com- no way to prevent. entitled to ha impose compulsory conformity to untold cost It is question- thought includes cide, and it cer- right of wholesale murder, » protection of modern know) ] 10 do thetr own protecting o © states exerctae thy federal amendment abeyance, y fall to do 60 the in still pending, ang tany thme, with, ng for &® Dew submig rable action by apy state ts irrevocable, Unfavorable action can ber versed by any future legistat > let the states which favor the nendment continue to without hesitation, even the'thelr action is for the prese action Present of ne It takes 86 states to ratify, something approaching the number ratify now, their acties will stand, and {t will take the reconsideration of only a few now hostile states to meet the emergency, should tt arise, eee One Way to Lose Elections IE house republicans follow the senate in ousting the fp. surgents from the party caueus Like heresy hunting, it is dangerous game. Sometimes there is a case so clear that fm peceable arguments may be made for it This may be one. It Ss doubt ful policy even in these cases ‘The temptation is to the enfore ment of compulsory orthodery, if continued, would redug rch to a dwindling funds group and the party’ its hopeless stand-pat faction, Parties, at least, cannot afford that. They want to win electiom The surest way to lose election: is to invite voters out of the party. | (A Thought Deliver my soul, 0 Lord, fromly- lips, and from a deceit eee LIAR Is a bravo towards G and a coward towards Bacon. NEW YORK LEGISLATOR a referendum, again tlie age-old resort to passing Ge SAILINGS to CALIFORNIA Admiral Schley Thurs, Feb. 5 S. S. Emma Alexander Midnight, Sat. Feb, Admiral Dew M. Thurs. Feb, to ALASKA From Grand Trunk Dock Foot of Marion S.S. Ad 1 Rogers Ketchikan, Wrangell, Petersburg, Juneau, Skagway and Sitka M. Wed. Feb, 11 S. Admiral Watson Hyder, Ketchikan, Petersburg, vordova, Valder, Seward, Kodink 10 A. M. Wed. 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