The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 14, 1924, Page 10

see se tama AAs ASS AP RS SP SES SSSR Sr = ee The Seattle Star |Z0W MUNICIPAL RAILWAY WON SUCC | Surplus of Nearly Three Million Piled ) . . Pp Questions S| Trath Is Funnier Than Fiction Up; Many Extensions Made Answered * [ \ 4 | HUMOR EXPERT ADVISES: DON’T KID YOUR WIFE! DI Y Vi a s 1S ‘ 3 "> , ; . aa BY GENE CO} THAT is the oldest joke z Making Friends With Hawaii N. KA. SERVICA 1 lege thy dleredl poll , ’ G 1 foo much, * a ' Fs it . ° { Be - locks shorn attend on ed by a talky barber. After Spea . the barber had chatted for ” ‘ A good t some time he stopped tong | A he tc enough to ask the king $ ee : iow would you Mho your ff anything P tions or is close | majesty : be comr Tl ef i-c ve " | This joke is a matter « , ER credhnwy cand seating eomgapesed a gelarvar { ecord and one of the as to be . nag he wy t ; nt | They put a new policeman at work in Sc. Paul, the other night, and the poor goof was so of what was expected of him that I arrested 24 violators befor night was over fi : Mt y Ever on Their Way ate NOTHER «x re et and, after ¢ — s is sinki P Tt was 8:45 of a Monday evenir t the je ope spaces beyant Garder 2 jronin v. Ad «a advice ee | , A Store— jantly in eevee ace af od | t and more ment with a rau F x é from $2,874 : sith Stretched and | avers ' : You'll find here a store “Evie,” vel t Q t of photographic goods “are C. f : cn and a store of ph It was the reg g query’ it the . ' : finest f F oot See Pa satin graphic information. ems, cs € . i » wear i — —_— ——_———— LT, pense 17,612,941.26 You are assured of what's “shouted “Ad * sitt , ak tad ip f N k [ peel 7, ease mene a eee sincere service rendered y rs Pama e on $y eview O ew Ooo Ss , OP Less Depreciation bysalesmenwhoarctruly Not in yc s nearly 9 o'clock structlo } | How Spirits eons anes irecrested tei oot out every n ng 1 where . t — os oll 2 . basis as privately RY SSE! ass niess to be. k of It you, E n Da rel . : . | Make Light owned competitor 837,386.86 graphic wants and re- generation is going ph » the devil ‘ in ¢ rightly con = : EE pos : _ Ae Bas ie f Less Accident He é quirements, and And so it was in the ning, and so it ever will be ‘ } : . t © as t t E type of] BY HOWARD THURSTON] metence’ Availabis peculiarly qualified by World without end fini t f America's Master Magician for Capital long experience to help bara : = rie Atte animes at Moe Charges prog Detroit police ersing a K, K. K. meeting, used gas bombs, on the a a : : hes P aise Bal) EY prea Bond Redemption you in filling them. theory that like res like, probably Q@ How if . ; 1 rt m Oakland ! . io n teri s ile ts tt " m sy iss: Her po E t K Jak Co. cer mah ad 5 a fair of f ' , M) Less Taxes and ’ 1. 0 treelve Hepart f the I “4 . en police Other Charges What's Needed (utomoble| “The Lost Gir,” ‘The dea and Sar | ot mugia imadium an small botte| pot paid by te eee PEN HY st Ballon worry. over reduction of Ser wf.( d ; eee u ’ ; nicipal road 2,277,207. : the na . % Q e maide lissolved. By extracting wned wt 40 laund fe profit. L I And wouldn't it cost of war by doing laundry ' caaramaphace t " on articles ‘are’ ¢ oo cinta i : CENTRAL IOWA POWER In these days, reference to the rising generation has to do with its |) the draft| ; : ot lt ' sis nae , Mum \ r & LIGHT ee oe hae nn a v's | ' of Hei 5 SA Tg on Teams will be eve 1 FIRST MORTGAGE 6 GOLD | A. Because =a “| Sour rat BA tan | STH ther t t @ tale) ————* - BONDS Man as Game Animal tay. Page), written by Mas. C. | (~~ —"_—~ FABLES ON HEALTH Due 1944 aa HE hunting season is always prolific of many things 7 ToT Io $1 It not only gives the game beasts and birds either W hat I olks i Complete rest or none at all, but it shows man up in ways Are Saying Se See ee UNUSUAL SECURITY tortie ty fe'saaen'was|| GAINING OR REDUCING — || zursssre orrans MUERE is no e and aspects that are disastrous. I F A man in Ma ssachusetts was shot by a hunter who “mistook him fo: woodchuck.” Anoth in Ohio, is Ww oO t hursing wounds t re received “because of his close | ‘ ' o r Fesemblance to a squirr Yet another, in Indiz ha: F ; : bog @ face full of shot because “he looked like a duck.” Still ete ‘ A t eit Another, up in Alberta, did not live long enough to know ho reload tiara rap ; - Ra the keen humiliation of resembling a bear. \ e t A k Hug GEO“. BURR | As the poet said, “The proper study of mankind i : ————<<<< <<. = CONiAg ata Man.” As a matter of and the perpetuity of the ally ' Tace, it should be especially encouraged ep those who [ A Thought ) hunt the wild roebuck or the whirring birds. f the —— le As (eT BE: It is apparent that man af different kinds of animals or Id is so much like so many nged things that a A word fitly spoken ts like apples of gold in pictures of silver.—Prov theory of evolution is totally inadequate to meet the need T ofte ope thet 4 or ; . reduced in @ of education. | hom f ton . ine bese It may be entirely true that a man may be woodchuc © best knowr jeaven,—Caussin a haneee as to attributes, but the hunter should be able to discrir Seran co EMEDY CO. Dept. $2, Atlanta, Georgia. Hate as between attributes and facts, and not be too quick | rtiserment. ‘| Sez Dumbell Dud: ads The alien- ists have dis- covered th “mongoloid,” a being that is the limit of idiocy. The age demanded the discovery. on the trigger. The soda fountain is 50 years old, but still full of effervescent spirits. Improving History OU cannot know our relation to the past or the extent | ———— of our generation’s accomplishments without a knowl- |j Smoking Room edge of economic history. Schools give only a smattering, Pima, their histories being too busy with the record of wars Stories and politics. re In 1831 the B. & O. offered a $4,000 prize for a railroad engine capable of hauling ss 15 miles an hour over level tracks. Compare, ne» yu see a 1924 freight train whiz by. We should teach more of this, less of the history of destruction. m1 sig in Prepared at Important Announcement! ba doeh The ORIGINAL, ; 3 There are seven factors which bey jee Mi Malted. Milk. , Safe Milk | ] determine the amount of the es- ry ° 4 poner y Eras | and Diet | . tate and inheritance taxes which | water. No P cooking Balancing Up HAT’S our country’s leading export? Guess again. | f First place goes to textiles, including everything from Taw cotton to finished clothes. Oil ranks second, Theoretically, by reason of our enormous extent of land, farm products should make up the bulk of our exports. | Countries of small area and dense population are by nature : | adapted for exporting finished products. Are we pulling =| ————SCcIENCR ————— 5 | against the tide in concentrating on manufactured rather { EQUALITY }) DN oe For Infants, Invalids, the Aged, } y may be levied against your estate. Nursing Mothers, Children, etc. / MRRY caret Lunch - The state of which you are a legal resident at the time of your death. A 2. The net amount of your estate. f Cu : lime | 3. The location and value of the various » 1 properties compris- ing your estate. Phan agricultural exports? Our unbalanced economic sys- tem looks like it. Te fSSE HAT'S in those envelopes under suit? What sort of messages h Kurriedly coot? Flashes of business and weighty affairs Bissives of love when real sentiment. flar "| For all members of the family, ailing or well. Serve at meals, | aa z ; 5 | between meals, or upon retiring. A nourishing, easily assimilated . Those named in your will or, if you leave no will, the | Food-Drink, quickly relieves faintness or hunger day or night. heirs-at-law and next of kin. men are = | - : e ; rr el CANADIAN PACIE Ic Cutten, of Col- Sp, ‘ rinces 1 | 5. The nature of the property comprising your estate. | i. Your last will and testament. . Gifts, A dis ion of these matters with our trust officers may save your heirs a considerable amount of money. mn TRUST DEPARTMENT teamships leave Seattle daily from Colman Dock, foot of Marion Street THE DAY BOAT for Victoria and Vancouver, B.C, daily 9:00 a.m E NIGHT BOAT for Vancouver, B.C. direct, daily 11:30 p.m, "U8 VICTORIA | "448 VANCOUVER ou lad in a messenger’s ire making you t iden of natural lea of the most i: nd such. nicious delus ¢ that's a'flicted mankind, Naturo knows no| s that has ever 4 Through service and direct connections to all points in Canada, the Middle West and "Course you don't know what each the entire movement is propaganda} ern United States. A trip through the Wonderful iuualanaiaaly thiy, but tou ever sitet fo destroy the fundamental prin-| |J | Canadian Pacific Rockies at no extra cost. Stop-overs where you please | por aned Second Avenue at Columbia ‘ carry the load that tells of a birth or clr upon which the country was SOR Th omg en premce Morty-Two Member Clear i i % & passing away that is flashed o'er the telegraph founded and to discredit democracy. | CITY TICK rete ae, Sapapiation: of, Seattio Zand Years When things are important enough for a wir €rs, indeed. You keep flames of interest in all thin People vit up and read (Copyright, 1924, for The Star) bound to be thrill: on fire as you make valysis of equality is that It Vederal R E, L. SHEEHAN, Gen'l. Agent, Pass'r. Dept 3 verve 8; 608 Second Avenue MA in 5587 ual right of men tol and the pursult of hap-| cx-ernemrn estimate iy aa touch” equality.” | ONE ROUND € ONE y } You are the | telling the | arhoee “aitaticn, with, tio we | S915 WAY ‘5 TRIP, 30 1425 WAY $705 TRIP to | THE world of the t » be told in a lof actence, on the equality of man-| LIMITED DAY LIMIT | LIMITED DAY LIMIT hurry. Into your bus'n: thru wire \iind, have been answered by Prof.| [I a % — a ou are hurled, and the job keer ou Irn Woods Howert, of Colorado State| DAILY TRANSCONTINENTAL TRAINS TO THE EAST. v all in a flurry Teachers’ c¢ He claims that! J ——_—