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e. 1801 Seventh end United Press 0, ¢ months 62.00, year 04. ay Ruthioam, Special Representatives Sen Fransion see etfies Tribune Bide; New York efficn cston office, Tremont Bldg My Lady of the Front Page geal D hair proved it all over again—that what women do is of first-page importance. One judge has ruled against a husband who beat his Wife because she cut her hair, The court said that a Woman's hair her with it what liked, Down in Mexico City an attack on bobbed-haired girls by students of the National university led to a real war Those who were bobbed were upheld by half the city and condemned by the other half. Military student opened attacks on the attackers In St. Paul, barbers went to the courts and said in ef- fect that hair-bobbing for women was their rightful work. They wanted to put Mme. de Guile, owner of a Minneapolis beauty parlor, in jail because she let a girl employe “bob” instead of hiring a licensed barber. The court decided in favor of the woman Eve in her garden may have thought of the apples. Helen of Troy may have been a spicy, if troubling, in- fluence. We've had our vamps and flappers in our own time to worry about, too. What woman does and fails to do will never let the world go stale. When bobbing her hair no longer gives men something to talk about, she'll think up something else with a kick in it. was own property and she could do she : ' ' : . ‘ ; . ‘ ‘ ‘ : : * . . Playing the Game 1f-OV. GROESBECK, of Michigan, arrives in Washington and immediately calls on Nominee Coolidge. Gov. Groesbeck tells Mr. Coolidge that Michigan is solid for Coolidge and there's no necessity for making a great campaign in Michigan. Whereupon, the Coolidge managers prepare to make a red-hot campaign in Michigan. Nothing queer about it, whatever. What Gov. Groes- heck tells Mr. Coolidge about Michigan goes into the dispatches for political effect. The Coolidge managers j ahead with campaigning in Michigan because they ' know that Gov. Groesbeck knows no more about what the | Michigan people will do in November than does the man |} in the moon, or anybody else. ' Uncertainty is the charm in the game of politics, as } in all other games. Seventy-five per cent or more of the people of any state you may name aren't saying a word . on what they are going to do, and the very fellows who % are claiming state solidity today are probably those who = claimed national solidity for Taft, who carried Vermont and Utah, only. In this day, the majority of the people Are not mere sheep driven to the polls. At any rate, they are not doing any loud ba-a-aing while on their way. And it is the “vest pocket vote” that will settle things. Safety First KC\AFEYY FIRST”’—a very common slogan—but do we heed it?* Do we look before we leap, or do we leap and then look back to see if the wig-wag is going? Does the right of way mean anything to us, or do we slow up "} in the middle of the block so that we can get a good start for the corner? Thru the medium of one of the very best ouija boards As obtained an interesting bit of fresh Elysian anthology, a few samples of which follow: “Both bottles looked alike; so, I took the nearest one.” “Yes, I guess the nail was a bit rusty.” “T didn’t know there was a double track and it was too “hot to keep my head inside the window.” has always liked lobsters—especially when they were blue.” - One of our late friends seemed a bit irate when he » shouted etherially: “Why didn’t that fool holler 'fore’!” And another, who was an old bard, burst into verse: “Alas! While walking on a grassy bed, {I saw upon the sward a serpent red; Enchanted by his charms I stroked the scales, And fondled with my hand, his’ copper head.” So, they have always had their troubles, and safety- first was a problem even before the days of flivvers, in- fluenza and canned horse-flesh. At any rate, use discretion. If the liquor doesn’t taste ight, swear off as soon as you are blind. Don't run around witht one foot in your coffin and the other on a The vital statisties are large enough, Keep % It’s a Go ‘HE New York-San Francisco air mail service has suc- cessfully stood the 30 days’ test, and Postmaster General New will continue it indefinitely, he says. We'll he will. In its 30 days’ trial it has yielded a large ofit over cost of operation and 93 per cent of the trips ve been on schedule time. -It is evolution, of a sort, and Mr. New has a chance to put his name in a conspicuous place in history. Let him pull and push for air mail service, Chicago to New Or- ns, New York to Atlanta, Seattle to San Diego. Let him study that fine business (or draw poker) axiom: “When you've got a good thing, push it!” _ Did You Feel It? IX or seven years ago, a considerable number of this _ paper’s readers had become gamblers without inten- tion and without realization of the fact. They had put ‘their savings or borrowings into war bonds. They had heen told that the bonds were worth their face value, ‘Which was true. They were told that the bonds were ‘guaranteed by the country’s wealth, estimated, at that ime, at something like 250 billion dollars, which was true. They were told that, patriotism aside, the bonds ‘Were nonpareil as a safe business investment, which was true. Big finance was very kind. A fellow could buy of the banks $1,000 or more of these bonds and the banks would carry the debt, upon his payment of certain parts _ thereof monthly. Upon close of the war, there appeared in every com- munity one or more individuals who were eager to buy ax bonds. These individuals were hissed, called “shy- jocks’ and, in several instances, mobbed or subjected to other abuse. Their work was what Wall Street would call dirty, curbstone stuff. It was taking advantage of the heeessities of the poor and others who had bought bonds “till it hurt,” more bonds than they could afford. But Wall Street itself went to gambling in these bonds ‘and their market value went down eight to 14 per cent. ‘Millions of these bonds changed hands in Wall street ‘every day; and, when the high financiers had harvested | the bonds, their price went above par, where it now is. In two years, the banking interests reaped approximately a billion dollars of profit from people who, for one urgent yeagon or another, could not hold onto their bonds, But undertake control of Wall street by government, propose that the government bond speculation in Wall ‘street be prohibited, and you'll have the party bosses and the party press down on you as a ruby red bolshevik. ~ You are all right so long as you stand hitched to be What Does\\ the Job PAY? BY FRED L. BOALT it ECENTLY I received a card from Col. C C., Smith, of Oak d Cal, which informed me that he was stopping at the Imperial hotel and would like to have me call on him 1 learned from the card that the colonel is a pen sion claim agent and came into the North west “to advise veterans of the Spanish war and Philippine insurrection in pension matters ‘and write up applications for same.” Iam urged to bring my discharge and, if I ‘have it, to come without it; also to tell my com- rades that the colonel is here to help them. The colonel makes no charge for adv nd “no fee ynless pension secured.” The colonel is here for a imited time, and will, 1 take it, go on to another city to he pensions P Spanish war veterans get 1 shall not call upon the colp. n Itho I am a veteran of the Spanish war and have not lost my discharge. It says my char acter ls “excellent A brief but truthful document I have never had 4) pension. altho the have been times when I 4 one, I do not want @ pens My father, veteran of the civil war, did not receive or ask for « pension I don't know how other Span ish war veterans feel abo. but i ikea me the colonel ts poor business, going the country offering to years ago, and those of us who have worried along ail this time without pensions can ng witho continue to at them now of 1 ima, all the that war who deserved pen got them during the years folldwing ‘99 incapacitated by kness in that war died or got well or got ago. tty were wounds either pe sions to 1 fe h bonuses: strongly about auch matters as pensions and I believe an American army in wartime shouki either be all’ volunteer or all conserip tion. Not only should every young man be conscripted, but every 1m woman and child, every age, should be cons ed, Every dollar and every thing should be con rted. And when the w is over there should be no pensions or bonuse save fo those who have been inc citated and the women and ¢ who have ren been deprive f a bread winner. I do not like this growing be lief that a man should be paid for doing bin patriotic duty, He should be punished for failure to do it 1 shudder when I ponder on what a desperate con dition we might come f this thought takes full possession of us In my mind's eye I nee my son, come to fighting age, being importuned by a recruiting ser geant to enlist, and in fancy I hear my son's rep'y cd “What doen the Job pay?" Democracy will have been proved a failure when your son and mine turn Hessian TE Smoking Room Stories (VES, girls have changed some whatwhat from the old days, the smoker with the cigaret holder, “but said amber thet unimpaired. of the young fellow town of Auburn, N. Y. it. ‘What's the nffitter with you asked the latter, kindly. down his left cheek and fell on hi out his sorrow and heartbreak. had proposed and been rejected, the agony of “it! ‘Pooh!’ bows, cheerily, ‘Pooh three It'll turn out all right. often means ye “Perhaps xo,’ wept the ed youth, ‘but this no; she Just laughed CLENCE | A Vitamine’s Cod liver times distract oll, many research laboratories, For years, heard of, it was known that cod live oil was beneficial. Then it learned that this was because of 4 vitamine it contained. Science then undertook to find out where the vita mine came from. It has been discovered that the co¢ gets its oil, Which contains tie vita migo, from the small fish it eats. Bu th the vitamine themselves. ‘They, ir Vegetable substance which is able, in vilamine, Sele on the chance of getting this vita mine direct, a long, capacity for breaking hearts is still 1 mind me of the case in my home Ho was what they call desperately in love. One day he turned up in the store where he worked looking very glum and disconcolate. The boss noticed The boy hung his head and a tear trickled necktie, ax ho stammeringly poured | He Ob, said the A girl's no 1 didn't say Start] which has proved to be of great benefit to the human race, is being thoroly investigated in before vitamines were was email fish do not manufacture | turn, get it by eating small marine animals, called copepods, This would appear to be the starting point of the | vitamino, but it isn't, Only vegetable cells can synthesize ‘or put together jthe elements necessary for making the vitamine, The copepods live on a the presence of light, to form the © la Now speculating SEATTLE ST Quite the Sport This Summer WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 6 ———d — Ngee army world ent job of tt ey in the loeland-Greenla jor “Mp. The latitude leeland, land t dis and fire, ts 1,400 m c York t n F of New York ax New York is from Hon. duras, Central America Questions ¢ Answered * od Q In whose administration was |the money order system the postoffice established? | A. In Lincotn's | pr ses Q. Who was the last survivor of }the revolution? | A. Daniel F. Bakeman, who died lat Freedom, Cattaraugua county. 1 New York, in 1869, at the age of | 109 years } ene | @ Name three inventors who | made fortunes? | A, Alexander Grakam Bell, Mar- jconi and Ed Q. Where was the center of popu |iation in the United States. in 1800? A. Eighteen miles west of Balt more, Md. ‘OU can get an answer toany | question of fact or informa- | | tion by writing The Question | | Editor, 1322 ,.New York ave. | | Washington, D. C., and enclosing | two cents in loose stampa for re ply. No medical, logal or marital jadvice, Personal replies, confi- | dential. All letters must be signed. { ae Q How many persona are ¢m- ployed under the executive civil | service of the United States? | A. Approximately 559,900. -| @. When was a Panama canal ie { r q | n | 1 t | n first planned? A. Columbus visited the Isthmus of Panama in 1502, and before his death tentative plans had been made to dig a canal across the isthmus. rar Rr Q. For what are oll of almonds and balsom of fir used in medi- elne? A. For flavoring in order to ais- gulse the taste of other medicine, eee s Q. What is Babe Ruth's salary?} A. $52,000 per year. oe. Q. What js grain alcohol and what is denatured alcohol? A. Grain alcohol is ethyl alcohol made from maize or otheg grain. Denatured alcohol if a mixture of| 100 parts of ethyl alcohol, 10 parts! | methyt alcohot and a small propor tion of benzine or pyridine. Q. What czar transformed Russia from an Oriental to an Occidental | country ? A. Peter the Great Q. What plant was used to itlus-| trate the doctrine of the trinity and of what country is it the national emblem? A. The shamrock ; Ireland, Q. What does “acrophobla mean? A, Abnormal fear or insane dread of being at a great elevation. vo Q. Where was the movie Robert Dean Agnew born? A, In Dayton, Ky. Q. What is the forniula for a gooa astringent lotion to be used when re dueing in order to prevent wrinkles? A. The following has been recom- mended: Light ouncea witch hase 15 dropa tincture of drops aromatic aplrita of ammonia, Sponoe the face with this at night eee beusoln. Q. Wan any Amorican short story | made into a play and acted by. one man for over 20 years? A, Washington Irving's “Rip Van Wiukle,” acted for many years by Joseph Jefferson, | | { | | | | | | | | | | i] ' | | | | 1 mechanical era is a persistent strug: | gle for more pay (( >Y) o—¥F 7) oie ot y\wn 1 belonged to Denmark from 1381 to 1918, when she be came eign power. Oddly enough, she still elects to have the same king today as Den mark the me mostly ¥ ered h ice unbe eval here and Now hen one of these ead off, destroying cattle. Mount Hecia, spted, destroying 230, 000 head of cattle k—one-halt the the horses wheep, caus and one-fourth t ing a famine in which 9,500 per song died of starvation Lava streamn 60 feet deep and mile wide have been known, and when these do not themaelven destroy farms, they melt the snow and lee, causing floods which do the work of de struction an effectively eriod. Warthquaken add to the p ical havoc The inhabitants vary from 40,009 to 100,000, depending up on fire earthquake and famine, Tho climate ta not bad, considering for so far north and the winters ing warm summera cool Greenland, the next stop after Iceland, ix the accond largest island in the world, after Aus tralia It belongs to Denmark and has the northernmost set Vement Fare well, southern tip of the island from which the American flyers will take off on their last At lantic hop—to Labrador—is in a jatitude 1,200 smiles north of New York, or aa far north of New York as New York is from Cuba. . interior of Greenland ranges from 6,000 to 9,000 feet high, and the entire country 1,600 miles long by 900 wide is covered with an ice-cap known as intand ice. This has an average depth of about 1,000 feet on earth, Cape The coast description, hundreds of is rugged beyond being cut into by fJords, while be What Folks Are Saying JAMES M. BECK, lawyer and pub- icist: “The whole history of the and less work.” DON A. MULLEN, banker, De- troit:; “The clearing house examina. We’ Wha mi) yi!) y Xt) A Peep at Worlds Flyers’ Perils BY WILLIAM PHILIP SIMMS but with the well advised is wisdom, } 'OTHING ts more shortJived than i | | tion ia the biggest factor today in| encouraging careful, conservative and sound banking.” SAMUEL P. ARNOTT, vice presi Chicago Board of Trade; “To: will be felt next autumn.” JAMES J. MONTAGUE, journal ist; “None of the platforms makes any appeal to the pedestrian vote, afte! Thanks to the motorists, it is rap. jdly becoming negligible JOHN COOLIDGE, father of the nresident: “Homo Is the best. place Dry Califor- nia is praying for rain and saturated Kan- sas is threat- ening to arrest any person caught offer- ing such a prayer, The heavens have their prob- lems. ee day the American farmer seems to| be on the high road to prosperity and | his buying power probably | | ranging from 1,500 to 2,500 feet above sea level, this to imperil the army airmen as they pianes their omething sounds mainland for seaplane landings. | of A Thought THE OLD HOME TOWN As Editor White Sees It After 25 Y 1924, ears of their regular 3 to try new formulas 5 EAitor White's picture of | velopment of Editor White's mind, as revealed t written between the It reveal role in his town. ing tor’s editorials ages of 26 i\IN Mia wat BY MRS. WALTER FERGUSON ¥ ALL the bunk that goes into the making of these working person, There are so many tasks for the woman who would ba beau- tiful that can't help but wonder whether it would not be of the Minnissippl, he country is mostly one but there are makes failures. and quit this per « is well worth the unseen People,” publis t Ma grow a t a book tw t published the Daily Em ze 8 the t * ted of the we f ait o by One can feel Emporia weather were w ing the drouth which destroyed thing that be ° the wheat ere | make the re en ge the excites ler and kindi 1 bee her citizen mplished, t the Lord went wrong, one join in had taken his coat down from the political upheay the hook, put hia hat, said took the farmers of Ka good-bye to the ange 4 poria thru. his editorials 1s by an ase quite as clear as Sinclair Lewis’ find submitted to hi His picture of Gopher Prairie in titles, and his humorous run- “Main 8 and is far more ning comme own | spontaneous. Editor White was works, fill the fun. on the job n all things hap: To folk endent pened Lewis wasn't upon the r th | Prot the most interesting doves of infor om, ent feature of the book 1b ment nd thought, FE simpler just to remaia home “wemen's magazines,” perhaps We are’ told to pluck our | the most unadulterated is the égmiei ailres namie sath ye pensity cutee ree | our lashes, and massage our home, these days, We can all | faces in buttermilk, and fold uties If we only have the | cold cream into our ecaeeks, and | gence, the courage and the exercise for our waists, and roll he ce for our hips, and put olive oll bic’ “gam cee ade, ‘thle ie tare on our elbows, and manicure | wrom’ beng... Jong-noeed, our nails, and brush our hair tween the fjords the inland ice | stringy-haired, sia ded. wom. | 100 strokes before going to bed. may chy Asage. Sora is, | an rotund, double-chfnnead | We must have specially pre- Greenland is the principal f * a tel might all be. | Dared baths and lotions and un- lace of the North | iphs and charmers, pro- | Swents. We must concentrate ebergs. The average daily pattrnmtallipy wires so ibys upon our nose pores and out of ice from one fjord, | Fsge igs toes; upon our ankles and ous f Jacobshaven, near Cape | , My trouble fs the days are | well, in estimated to be be- | ng enough for us to look | Perhaps the few women whe 4,000,000 5,000,000 | complex properly have nothing else to do will ards, “Icebergs ten mile | our other work | profit by these floods of artic nd ranging from 50 to i | but the majority of us who are ' ve |. Tote ard-working stenog- | ity 260 feet above the water, have | : ty been seen near Melvillet bay | ‘apher who must be at her ge eke basi t athe bout 66 Nae dictation on time, or a factory ae 00: oe b . se apes Adorn pee eearg ae ee eae ar ¢ ut | Rew pudding for our husband's o Vareweil, was the first who has to app arly a Psy ras t peta ahr Sita ley te her machine, or the mother of ti T, or spending ue origi bvdipsatahcin' the’ cea igen three babies, that she must sig tedccgy deh” eee ick and remains today the last to be spend so many hours every dsy End seniale emol but inet te well explored by white men. It upon herself is not only far thea'end an tie nA ie ie near 4 large as the states fetched, but funny pe Son Sees no mountains towering’ above near home. The eastern coast, where the will come down after big waterjump, is | like that of Green 4, but offers many protected | islands and Discrimination When one considers how precious, how irreplaceable last between There are only about 14,000 people in the whole region, §,000 | whom are white trappers, | hunters and fishermen. The rest are Indians and Eskimos. he should choose his optician. Always the best in quality but never higher in price rant— fees OPTICAL@~co, | Only by pride cometh contention: Wm. 1 Rees 1605 Geo. 0. Ulberg Lester A. Grant Fourth Ave. (Fourth and Pike) Prov. xili:10. | eee pride-——Bon Jonson. indispensable Is the gift of eyesight, he realizes the import- ance of scientific exactness and skill in the making and fitting of eyeglasses and with what care and discrimination and SPOKAN| Q\srartie O ‘TACOM: C)PoRTLAND ve SONS R SS” America's Wonder Spot UCH colors—such awe-inspiring gran- deur—such mystery and romance — where else in all the world, save in Yellowstone Park, can one get so close to Nature in her various moods? There is America’s Beauty Spot—reached com- fortably by the Northern Pacific all-steel trains— through Pullman sleepers from Coast cities. And always those “famously good” meals. Northern Pacific dining cars between the Coast and Chicago. Stop over at Yellowstone Park on your next trip East—or better still spend the best vacation you ever had in this beauty spot. Ask your ticket agent for low round trip rates now in effect—including entire expense of tour through the Park, 6 Go Via Gardiner Gateway $3 8:25 Round Tri Railroad Fare from Seattle Through Pullman from Seattle dail ‘ ing 5:00 hm evita dinate B.L, Carey, G. Av: Ficket Office, 1407 Fourth Ave, Phone iting gan © he Northern Pacific Railway 4 Why Women Stay Homely| The midnight ofl doesn't make as | many successes as the midnight gua i {