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| | t Trotsky, the Japs and U.S. Trotsky sojour! MP ; the i = ipreparing for RIALISTIC America,’ after a ye pouts nyster eht ious war!” retirement in a padded cell. t According to Rear Admiral Nomura, le -ading but tare not only already deficient in cruisers, tbehind. + Unless the United States immediately lays down by if he Says, tonr ition a whole flock of such ships, ‘times and Japan more than twice . ' The 5-5-8 ratio for capital ships fixed by the W tence for America, Britain and Japan, respectively, ttained, it seems, but in naval air strength and sadly behind. + Where we have it over , istroye ars and submarines. thome defense weapons and virtually useless for offe ‘8,000 miles from their + Inasmuch as the only way to lick Japan—or I tkeep control of the this looks terribly idoesn’t it? A Boilermaker for President HIS job vf being president so as to satisfy everybod, f is a hard one. ‘times a scholar, often a law-giv cist, but every day between itaken a boilermaker. That was the hour to Washington was ishake hands with the president + When Mr. Coolidge aa into the White House, folks iwere prolific with advice that “the president ought to our the Japanese an, » base. seas, Sometimes it an orator, some- st, a publi o'clock it ha takes , and econor m and 1 daily drove of tourists the herded thru the executive offices to when feut out shaking hands with everybody. It’s too much. it killed Harding.” ‘ | For almost a year Mr. Coolidge stood it. Daily mondays out for church) he consented to ing his fright hand and arm charlie-horsed by 493 varieties of tsmall and large town corn -fed, eager Hand-shakers. Last tiweek he decided t entirely to Jack Demp- fsey, Doug t ot who make re good fmoney at the game. It isn't worth it for the mere 1 $7: they pay presidents. } The ane after the president came to this decision, up trose Senator Thomas J. Heflin of Alabama in the senate ito lament and criticise as follows: } “American citizens who come here, visiting the capital, twant the privilege of shaking hands with their president, 1This is to be denied them now... . + If it must be president or pump handle, the sensible ithing to do is to abolish the pump handle. | We Need New Bathhouses NOW IS time that someone in the city park board “stepped ‘4. on the gas” and got the city’s bathhouses into a con- ‘dition decent enough for occupancy. ! Thousands of Seattleites will use them this summer. + Hundreds of tourists from the Middle West include Se- jattle in their itineraries because they know it to be an fexcellent spot for salt water bathing, which to them is ta rare treat. | What impression of Seattle will these tourists take {back East with them, after being herded into the open- jroofed, dilapidated structures that pass here for public ‘bathhouses, as was so aptly described by The Star re- porter who made a tour of investigation of them? Will that increase Seattle’s standing as a mecca for ‘tourists next season? + What about the health and morals of our own people *—of our own children—who will be forced to use these shacks this summer? It's time for the city to act NOW! Don’t allow such artistic and moral sores to stand for the summer, even tho the bathing season is upon us. Construction of healthy and decent buildings at our beaches will require little time and little money. Build them! BUILD THEM NOW! No Buck-Passing Here TAX of 900 million dollars a year could be realized by putting a special levy of 1 per cent a year on the ‘value of unused land in the United States’ and Alaska. So claims Congressman Griffen, introducing a bill for that “purpose. Griffen believes that his bill would not only bring in a lot of revenue, but it would also force into use unproduc- tive lands held for speculation. The usual objection to tsuch a tax is that it can’t be evaded by passing it on to ‘the consumers. ; “Hardships” of Travel : AM HAVING a most interesting trip thru Northern Africa,” writes Col. William A. Gaston. “The cities ‘are very modern; roads perfect. Have traveled over 1,500 «miles by motor. All natives pleasant and contented.” | We expect to find a gasoline filling station when we ar- rive at the River Styx, with old Charon ferrying passen- “gers in a motorboat or airplane. LETTER FROM \V RIDGE MANN April 28, 1924, Dear Folks: I see the men are voting on “to bob or not to bob.” I also see them quoting from opinions of the mob. To make a simple story it’s the question shall we swap “a woman's crowning glory” for “s little off the top”® It*® mostly idle chatter, just to pass the time aw: It really doesn’t matter what the fellows have to sa It hasn't paid to grapple with the things the women do, since Adam ate the apple when his sw:etie told him to. They say the bob is dapper, and an easy-brushing job. It's not alone the flayper that is falling for the bob. The older dames have done it; it is spreading everywhere, And since they've all begun St, even grandma bobs her hair! And now we cannot stop it, for we all are too polite, A dame may go and chop it, and be looking like a fright. No matter what is cooking in the space behind our brow, we tell them all, “You're looking nearly ten years younger now," And so we now ate voting, do we like the bob or not? But will the girls be noting all the ballota we have got? Our voting cannot stir them, for they know that here's the test: The men will all prefer them anyway they look the best! Carritge Tomms as Ne Japanese naval expert, we are expert We have our she ire of those. urope like |alave ov leaps nimbly Right now, he goes on to tell a shuddering world United States de- veloping a diabolical war machine with which it intends to snuff out ‘feebled Japan.” ' After that, he ates, we will procec d to annihilate Europe. + All of which suggests that Trotsky must have spent most of his recent ; daily getting farther and rushes to comple- Britain will have four ashington arms confer- | has been fairly main- manpower we again lag points out, is in de- But such ships ar nsive purposes 5,000 to o gain and for war, is first t “preparing QUESTIONS AND n r * b ’ not b EDITOR. Q. Who was t governor of | t state of T 2 | A. James P. Henderson, 1846-7, | H ee PP | 4. As tho ap 616.8 A. Yes; ancipation of his slaves by will, the emancipation to take place after the death of Me wife. ee Q. Who invented the upright | plano? | A. John Isaac Hatokins, an Eng- Hshman living in the United States, invented the first genuine upright] plano in 1800 and patented tt. he provided for the em-| | Q What is the difference between | {a cobweb and a spider web? A. Cobweb is |@ aspired wed covered with dust, | they are the same. | oe « | Q-Who were voted king ‘queen of tho movies in the recent nationwide contest? A. Rodolph Vale | Davies. eee Q. What ts Luther Burbank’s ad- A. Santa Rosa, Cat. eee Q. What will soda from gl A. Try rubbing with a soft cloth | moistened with diluted hydrochloric j then wash with water. remove silicate of acid ; [ A THOUGHT Judge not according to the ap- pearance, but judge righteous judg: | | ment. —Joln vist. TAKE less pains to be happy | | than to appear so,—Rochefou- } cauld head and deter- mon tho bas If you can look a [mine what will hap you should be test. of what has happene j able to do well in th test on your friend: give it to you. Materials needed sheets of paper, eact inches, the 8 ness letterhead. paper should be used. sheets of the proper a page of an old copy of The Jinto four pieces. out 81% by 11 If possible, by tearin | Directions: Take one sheet, fold it] | thru the middle, and tear out a small |notch from the folded ed ‘Then ask how many holes there will be in the piece of paper when unfolded, After getting an answer unfold the paper and show it to your friend Then take a second piece of paper and fold it once, saying: ‘When fold ed once and a notch torn out, there was one hole, Now we will fold it again,’ and then fold it again at right angles to the first fold, “and tear a notch out, j will there be this time?” ‘Tear the notch out on the side which presents only one edge, or the edge made by the last fold. After the answer has been given, unfold the papef and let your friend see how many holes there are. Take a third sheet of paper and fold it once, saying: “When we fold- ed like this there was one hole.’ Fold it again and say: ‘When folded like this thero were two holes." Fold {t again, tear out a notch on the side last folded, and say: “If 1 fold it this how many holes will there | bev’? Continue in the’ same manner, re- peating the directions like a -recital of The House That Jack Built’ un til seven folds are reached, Your di rections for seven folds should be: “When folded this way, there was and] Secure seven | How many holes | ually applied to| but | | | ! tino and Marion) | | TEST YOURSELF For Inductive Ability | | Try this) when folded this s or have someone | jo} of the ordinary busi- | tissue | folds, 2 hole You can make | four fold: | | | AN ( )FFICE'S BUSY “DAY “MAGEE scious ee ABOUT mE? 2} ART 1 | YOU PROMISED / BEER WiTH ME A RAIGE IN || THE FRM Since ag!/ NOVEMBER ~ RX (oR PY ENVELOPE ) 1S FORTY CENTS ) At \ SWort! HAVE You t BEEN PLANING CARDS? Ps ‘ \ 4 DUTIFUL. HusBAKD How We Will Live in the Year 2,000}|| #513 : . e BY PROF. EDWARD M. EAST Editor's Note—What sert of | n crops world will this be im the year | recon bie eee if the hum: heeps | server a had | y bas ris | the past of Mankind . 1 * published ad paraxraphe rt before are from his conclusions, w aeten wie od runs arise Bayh : r t ar profit ere peace remaina it 1 ABOUT HIS, ‘AuuMony ? nerease would be ed before the year 2000 T cannot believe this is the wise procedure, HE WAS a big operator, and he} Let us lock forward and draw | did not & picture of tho world ag it would CONFTINE it to stocks and bonds, be at the end of the century | either, with @ continued expansionist NO WONDER ho amassed a for. pol Food exportation had | une ceased some 30 years before, ex- copt for the exchange of spect I HAVE seen him work enough : with Ive stock then reached the era of decreas. | ‘TO BE certain of his success. ing returns in agri ulture | ee beng after the wife ‘The tropics are being populat- | TOE velleys ae ae ed as fast as their submission to | PP, * . course, | he hand of man makes tt poss | ALL GAMES lost their interest for sible, Gradual reduction in popu- him pop | occurred, duo of the struggle; 000,000,000 people in every coun. where there © of comfort long as pos Food is scarce and costly. Man works from sun to sun, When crops are good there is unrest but no rest, there is privation | Bill Bryan Has MIAMI, Fla. April 28. ' jam Jennings Bryan, of ‘sg | juice” fame, has a new hobby. It's “independence for the Isle of Pines." | | ed this way, thero| 1 folded this w © were four holes; way, there were way, there were when folded this way, the: 32 holes; now, if we fold and tear out a noteh, how many holes will there be?" | Answers: One fold, 1 hole; two} ; three folds, 4 hole , § holes; five folds, 16 hole six folds, 32 holes; seven folds, 64 | holes | one hole; when were two holes th this eight were |(All rights reserved by Science Sery- | 1115 Conn, Ave, N. W., Wash on, D.C) fee, Wants Isle of Pines Freed ONCE he was assured of victory. “CORNERING steel again,” I sald significantly AS HE akimbo ‘stood with his arms ON EITHER side of steel mag | nate’s wife, WHO STOOD tn tho corner, co: quetry w RITTEN all over he face, These aro the aye it fs time to | fo home fust before you get wettled down to work, New Hobby; Bryan has written to every United States senator, urging fication of n treaty which would permanently cede the isl- and to Cuba, The treaty has been hanging since 1904. Meanwhile Cuba as exercised control over the island aga bitter protests from American property owners there “For 20 years ratification has been delayed because a consider able portion of the Isle of P wa ght by Am the contention is they bought it be they thought the United States was going to take tho isl- and,’ Bryan states. “Facts show they ficient reason for thinking so, therefore they canont demand tho transfer of sovereignty mere- ly to make good thelr {nvest- men Bryan says there aro but 700 Americans living on tho island, and claims that unless tho treaty is ratified the rights of 10,000 Americans in Cuba will be im- frod. had no suf. WATER FOR F ‘ABLES 0 ON HEALTIL THE BABY —but vhere: Water. water, every how much for the bab Mr, Mann of Seattle was 80: perplexed about many other problems that uly none of his business n continuously remind But try to give this og well wore | Mrs, him of this. proud papa—t advice to a Few people realizo tho exsentinl part water plays in life. A consid. erable portion of a baby's body is water and a mother's milk contains 87 per cent water.. To non-water drinkers these statistics should. be @ lesson that nature demands a Ib. | baby's life eral water supply. During the first fow about half an ounce water should be given about three times a day, but this need not bé continued if the baby nurses larly, Only boiled, and cooled, water should be fiven, and a small spoon may be used in administering tt, Great care should be taken to give no more. After the sixth month tho child again can be given cold water in hot summer months it has beon found woll to give the child lboral amounts (boiled, of course), between nursings, days of a} of} regu: | > apSRATECIST EVADE NS To LINE FORMING COLLECT FROM OFPICE MOOCKER | FALL (Wp WEYD PAY } 1 his (OX TUESDAY (% WOULON'T “4 2 4 8s THOSE MID -WEEK SALES, ece surprised A new t pape prohi Telling It to Con gress nec work (Excerpts from the ¢ mpm mittee on Appropriations, : i S. 2 = to be over CO-OPERATIVE ENFORCEMENT WHY SHOULD THEY? . * to _ or y is to induce our peo worrgpirsr pd fe on the farms and ig , 5 th | TELLS HOW e “|| HE ‘BUSTED’ THE MACHINE r, Mages told the of ing along 1 been ex. ; : the were thru with the Gum Ghewind: Aids the Teeth You have the authority of doctorsand [f | dentists for this statement. 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He weekly paper with He kept on tell . and soon found aders to enable him to his weekly into a dally on inks had no loans. is one of the bright rican journalism. It D one of the most political nests in Ameri. It was accomplished telling the truth and nard and repeatedly, | customs and the coast guard and the fon bureau which makes ft ary that those three should’ together—Secretary of the ry Mellon, before Senate Com» problems in