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PAGE 6 by The Star Publisning Co. Published Da: N Eat aad MA in-0t er, city ath Gliman.' Nicoll & Ruthman, Mpectal Represe: Stficn, Monadnock Bidg., Chicago office Union @ffien, Canadien Pacific Bidg., Boston offic, Tremen Ne Party Immunity ee NCTON this dispate! “Republican party chiefs and senators of the Teapot Dome committee are preparing to strike back at demo ratic accusers of their party. Their first object of at tack will be oil leases granted by the late Secretary of the Interior Franklin K. Lane.” Washington always gets around to “playing politics.” Tis view of the country-at-large is always thru politics. Tf St. Paul were to visit the capital, Washington's first idea would be that the country should promptly have a @iagnosis of his politics, since no soul without some par- ticular party brand need hope to be saved. What do the people care as to whether they have been betrayed, cheated and robbed by republican or democratic Officials? It is not a party uniform but convict stripes that the people want to see the scoundrels wearing. The murderer in the prisoner’s dock isn’t to be hanged be- cause of his politics, religion or diet, but because he has Violated law, and that’s the view of the people in respect of these government violations. “Let no guilty man escape !"’—democr or republican, Protestant or Catho- lit, zich or poor, high or low. However, notwithstanding what we have just said, there's a bit of compensation in the “playing of politics” in the Washington investigations. .When Washington par- tisans fall out, there’s a better chance of the country getting the whole truth. So affiliated in rascality have republican and democratic higher-ups been, when neces- gary, that the honest folk of the country haven't got their just due. If the Washington politicians go for h other, as is now threatened, a mighty sight fewer of the folks will stand for being indelibly branded with any party branc. ‘Then, again, we might be able to reduce and control immigration by compelling the immigrants to see Washington first. They'd change their minds. as a new sensation, as announced in Push It Along WERYBODY observe the Third district court of ap- peals of California! It has solemnly decided that a x rian walking down a road has the right of way and, if hit by a motorist, can recover damages. " “It is a decision that should be railroaded to and thru the United States court as rapidly as possible. ' Police, traffic laws, speed limits, signs have failed to we the folks on foot. Maybe a clear and high court fecision that they have the right of way will. © Observe, too, that that California bunch of Daniels not @nly gives the pedestrian right of way but adds that "contributory carlessness of the party hit cannot defeat the verdict for damages. ’ Verily, that Third district decision smacks of salvation! Me sa candidate, and that is ominous. Those Colorful Witnesses HE Coolidge editors are making a great to-do over the character of the witnesses that have been testi- pg in the oil and Daugherty investigations. Many of e witnesses are denounced as grafters, crooks and undery orld characters and the public is called on to dis- count their testimony as it has been given against “men f upstanding character.” It would be a crime, these rans argue, to condemn leading citizens as a result of ch testimony and the prosecutors are denounced, bit- rly. But, listen to the Boston Transcript, dyed-in-the-wool publican and vehement Coolidge organ: “When states- descend to the underworld of finance,” asks the Tran- ript, “and an account of the place is needed afterward, is it any wonder that the witnesses include almost as Many crooks as Dante found in the Inferno?” ‘There never yet was crookedness wherein crooks were involved. There never will be. Hence, whether in- gators would have it so from choice or not, they must their evidence on the level of the offense alleged. There is no other alternative. And indiscreet officialdom mnot escape responsibility by pointing deprecatory fin- at the questionable persons with whom it engages However, the dark horses are doing light work all of the time. Auto as an Aid to Politics St. Louis and other large cities the automobile is } coming more and: more into use in the patrol division the police department. In addition to the prowler which have long been in successful operation, it has hog found that sergeants and patrolmen can employ light, speedy cars with good results, in all outlying ter- “In Seattle the auto is not yet in as general use by the Wlice force as it should be. There are said to be only ears to each 100,000 of our population now em- by patrolmen and sergeants. Many cars are used officers and department men in routine work, but patrol service is where they are most needed in this of spreading territory and increasing crime. No Use, They'll Bob MERICAN MASTER HAIRDRESSERS’ ASSOCIA- TION declares that girls who bob their hair will be at a very early age. This expert opinion will not save one head of hair, for the simple reason that bald girls may be the style, later on. There's only one way to beat off such eventuality and that is by back-fire in the way of bald heads for “men, and what hair we have is ready for the altar at the first step of the women folks toward eggshell domes. ee i Fixing Up Her Face aps Sinclair gang is going to test the power of senate 4 committees to compel witnesses to testify. _ about all that American justice requires to complete her standing as a whitewash daub is a demonstration that she can’t even chase rich crooks. What ’Smatter, Albert? is not clear why Congressman Albert Johnson, of the Third congressional district, is opposing the appropria- tion of $1,200,000 for the development of the Sand Point naval air base. Jt may be there is a pork barrel some- _ Where in the Third district that needs filling. Or it may _ be some cheap brand of polities, which is the kind usually It in down that way. Or, as some one has suggested, ; may be because Congressman Joinson once lived in aco and would like to swap Seattle an air base for he name of a mountain. A big congressman would spend is time playing at a bigger game than any one of the mentioned. | THE SEATTL E STAR en \ “WEDNESDAY, APRIL 2, 1924 It’s a Frame Up ) { \wuat'S ON YOUR BREATH] (rs a FRAME. UP \\tS A FRAME UP THEY SAID IT WAS Take Some Gas for Your Cold GRAPE JUICE BUT en fi AS AL Can you sense fine distinc If you have the po nation you the fol | careful ne the word | tree, skin, apple, seed, ripe ike these three hi fa jports that any alert human, spend- ng a prolonged period tn close ob. ne Th no mi ot! | press the samo emotions. words, this scientist believes part of man's language is older than man hh ev five that is words at the ark, pee SCLENCE (Chickens Talk | wide observations, veloped during their wild state and passed on to their le domesticated descendants. amity and some other feelings are identical with the sounds used by if A THOUGHT } A PEAGR NAVY ters; these see the works of the Lord, and his wonders in the deep—Ps. speak of Him perfect words Test Y ourself for | Fellowship of —— Praper Discrimination ana onda prevared fot | tions in ; mos and paddle, s moat like t nd anoe, 4. Wh no |color, we Directions: It quest au 5 mos tho first f the quo five th 1, Whieb of t most Cherry, peach, | ‘Train. Which of these five th alr, bite, horse, kenn Telling It to Congress A Porto I Excerpts from the Congresnioaa. Record) n professor, has = conc al species have a| 6 language. He re at many irly exten: T sacred OUR MOST SACRED Ki ‘The most sacred of all rration of domestic fowls, can |/astitutions of this republic ts that rn to understand their language. his language, he states, was de of freedom—freedom of person, free dom of religion, freedom of thought, freedom of speech, and freedor tho pres. Our forefathers fought for these things, our ancestors died | ° intelligent Human selection Itas greatly! ror them, and, if necessary the changed the size, color, marki0™| American people will swim their| NAL QUESTION: Do 1 laying ability and domestic qual: | horsey in blood to the bridie reins to| realize that my satisfaction tn see ie ts nay kasd astral: preserve them forever and forever.—|¢st work is God-given? mains same, universal for a ; So re : =e Dattacbaddedawansle- mate: past ot |e Oe oe WS Ves j PRATER: (0 God. our; Father, Gana! Wastabe: < Cutain | poanad sae |teach un to be good workmen of ldenoting joy, grief, fear, distrust,| ALKALE AL’S FURNITURE = | tiine. thy bite rest upou | |the common toll of men. Quick» I never claimed that Secretary | Fall bought thousands of dollars’ worth of furniture, I asked the com- mittee if they knew anything about the rumor going around that a cab- inet officer, the exwecretary of tho interior, Mr. Fall, had bought some | ~ government furniture and shipped It out to his ranch.—Rep. Blanton (D.), | Texas, st only the same for all tribes of en, and understood by all, but are her apecies of mammals to ex- In other (Co melt. ———$ $$$ They that go down to the sea in Let me remind you that the navy, powerful as jt may become as an} agency of war, Is essentially an in-} strument for peace, The record of | our navy ts @ proud record, ud from | yil.;:23-24, Ithe day the navy was firm organ-| jzed in our government until the} present that arm of our government | rorvice hag reflected glory and honor upon Its officers and mon and upon} our common flag.—Rep. French (R.), | Idaho. | eee LL things symbolize in the natural world yet none of them broken and im ‘enry Ward Beech- LETTER FROM ‘Vv RiDGE MANN AIRPLANE CHANTEY (With Apologies to the Round-the-World Flyers) Heave hot On the blades, my heartles! We're going to sail away! We'll circle the globe, my heartles, The Aeronautical way! And the engina sings aa we flap our wings Like the wings of a duckling’s daughter And away we go, as we sing Yo, Ho! Yo, Ho! And a bottic of water! We're up in the air, my heartles! And westward wo turn our prow! High flyers are we, my hearties-- ‘The world is our oyster now! And our ears we muff with a powder pus! In @ manner we hadn't oughter. But away we go, as we sing Yo, Hot Yo, Ho! And a bottle of water! We'ro flying around, my hearties! Around tho terrestrial sphere! We're stopping at towns, my heartler, Whore names you will seldom heart With our many stops we afe full of hops IAke the Bock ere the Volatead caught ‘er. 80 away we go, as we sing Yo, Mo! Yo, Hot And a bottle of watert ated by ¥ welfare ¢ jour apprebension that wo may wn iderstand the eternal significance ui jour daily life, jand worthy yunell of the Churches 5 America, WEDNESDAY Singleness of Purpose bist she we snnot serve God and main © meant to pro principles. The phases of| t entirely | re to be-| find that t 1 with the des | Frieda’s Follies } 1" 18 #0 , YOUR SENSE FUNNY ot HIS was @ OF COURSE the w IT WAS a #t OF THE STORY until we reached THE CENTER of traffic HE WAS b THE traffic officer until he KNOCKED him off his block wri HE ‘never admitted it to me. LET MOLASSES FLOW When Johnny ingling a marbles, Mra. time to run te pect the molasses supply. In the family scrapbook she knew Id find the recipe handed down from ‘ies of grandma's day By Herbert Quick QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS can get an answer to Gestion of te tnforen? Question ngion. Bus ‘eshing- conte ta al, legal nnot be 4 research signed Fr be auswered— ou eant by an “alibi”? n Of defense by in order to ex. nce, undertakes to elsewhere when tha ted tintying to ts in United of hui Approximately fifty Dillion, ries are mstelen countries produce mer w is it found? che} producing countrica AND VERY dear friend o' and the United Btates, OR I shouldn't have be rata and Texas furnish the HE HAD boasted he bh entire amount over here, Prac tteally the only ore which ts regue larly worked for mercury 4s cinna- bar, Mercury in the metallic state | found im small quantities only, eee RIVER since he had hin eo matter to delay | | @ How many books are there in | the brary of congress? | 4. About books printed pamphiets. | see $000,900 and ng #o that he did ic feet of air tod, everyone may oid with the rem Q When does a body cease to ermical Warfare | feel the pull of the earth's gravity? the story wan worth five of dextruction com- A. At a distance of about £15,000 healing! The most | ™éles from the earth's eurface, ailment hui t, | bas ftias 8 | Q@ What fs a ratiometer? A. An inatrument by which rodiant heat and light may be dl- |rectly converted into mechantoal energy, an invention of Bir William | Crookes. It consists of an ezhaust- | ed globe of glass in which a needle , |aupport carrying a rotatis od Molasses is recognized as & £11 disc vane, ie feces Hig Se nourishing food and appears too ID-| 64 on one side. Placed in a ficld of frequently upon the family board.) none the blackened side of cach t has a laxative value that {8/ 44. absorbe more of the radiant worth consideration and it can b*| nergy than the other side, ond given to the children without #ul-|sy6 wmolecules of residual cir that strike it are thus given greater energy. The resulting pressure FABLES ON HEALTH came home from pocketful of | Mann decided !t was the cupboard and tn- bh “molasses and ly advisable to give it separ: from the sulphur, when the : No| grandma's time as part of the) 1m ihe sulphur, when tbe) does not become quickly equalised : for| *prine program jlatter ty used, and may be served! tor the tio sides, as would be the spread on bread or buns. It is also hate the one. and tove! , While the seemingly slmple reme-| recommended that the sulphur be| Coe! ® air of the ordinary sna . Jape scaly \ frequently Sow | hence the vane rotates. An adapta- with some other food, and m not tn too large qua’ werved modern ty tion of the Crookes radiometer has | been devised by Nichols of suffi- , ts wh detect ut parents who wait wu epring | icct ecupiiandietl te ihe to get. their children acquainted | Cent sce te with molasses make a mistake. remept eet of seme ‘of the nixing up a ¢| Time brings improvements, Con-| ers ditions of life have changed since) grandma's time. | Q Are artificial diamonds made | by the electric furnace as hard and brilliant as natural diamonds? | A. They ore os hard, and if clear |are just as drilHant, but the only lones that have been made are cz- |tremely small and rarely clear. | Artificial dlamonds have been made lonty by @ French chemist named | Motssan on an extremely smatl | scale, and never commercially. selfish man 1 10 «alternative of comes ty sap om Jenus sought to in which huraan Inspire right choices companionship. Amen. pyright, 19241 “agley) BURN CASSIDY WELLINGTON Made from the Famous Weidngton Coal, The manufacturing process de stroys all gases, dirt, slate, and non- burning substances, Ap- proximately 80 per cont carbon content. other Clean Smokeless Sootless Easy to Burn $9.00 Per Ton at the Bunkers Phone fora FCFERARE PRLSIOENY “Can I Get My Money Any Time Without Notice? i selecting a “savings institution” you naturally think of the above question. There have been numerous examples in recent years right here in Seattle, as well as all over the country, of the fact that unless a Savings Institu- tion carries a substantial portion of its resources In HIGH-GRADE LIQUID securities, depositors are often unable to get their money WHEN they WANT it. This Mutual Savings BANK carries over EIGHT MILLION DOLLARS ($8,000,000.00) in LIQUID SECURITIES which can be sold IMMEDIATELY for CASH. It is because of this policy that we have never asked people to file notice of their intention to with- draw funds. No OFFICER or DIRECTOR of this bank can borrow any funds from the bank under any cir- cumstances, ‘ Deposits Made on or Before April 5 Will Draw Interest From April 1 Wash‘ngton Mutual Savings Bank origi 1101 Second Avenue ee 34 Years $28,000,000.00 OFFICERS RAYMOND R. FRAZIER, President F. W. WEST, Vice President WILLIS 8, DARROW, Vice President ROLLIN SANFORD, Vice PrestJent HARRY SHELTON, Secretary WALTER J, WARD, Assistant Secretary HARRY G. BALDWIN, Assistant Secretary HERBERT C, BRYANT, Assistant Secretary TRUSTEES Walter B. Galbraith L, G Ginan William A. Peters Rollin Sanford Cc. B, Vilas BR. G. Ames John T. Condon Willis 8. Darrow ¥, B. Finley Raymond Rk, MW. West ) David Whitcomb Bugene B. Favre Spokane Fragler L, O. Janeck, Yeklna