The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 17, 1924, Page 6

MONDAY, MARCH PAGE 6 THE SBATTL : ; ia Season of Primaries About to Open Too Many Cooks! | The Seattle Star Warhington B New York Avenue #. \y 00 THe oT; "ONsenSONING" Naam F772" 4 NOL? Dol] NOTICE a screaming headline on the current is sue of the Kennewick Courier-Reporter booming A. R. Gardiner for governor of Washington rdiner is editor of the Courier-Reporter, The story tells how “the boys” took advantage of Gardiner’s absence at the Newspaper Institute in Seattle last week to spring this story “without the knowledge of i / a evant a 3 Mr. Gardiner,” just by®way of telling the home folk yi ‘orf . little for What the rest of the siate thought about their editor. gates Can't you just picture all “the boys” being fired for their atdacity just as soon as Gardiner arrives home? with the first real tests on the 18th and of when uth Dakot respective SCIENCE Skimming Milk “A virgin oll field has been discovered in possibilities as Teapot Dome,” reports Dr Vey. Possibilities for whom and which? An All-Winter Route East T IS reported that the Snoqualmie Pass road will b Open in two weeks. The snow is being removed by the Pa use of tractors and snow plows, and it is expected that automobiles will be able to pass over by the last of March (PIT BVeN loos = One of our important problems to be settled in the near like SouPiu BE } future is an all-winter route for the au SURPRISED Bastern Washington, and beyond. Engir tan only be accomplished by a tunnel under t And it is generally believed that the most feasible route for a tunnel would be by way of the Nachez Pass. Ti Would leave the Snoqualmie Pass for the scenic route Would provide as well an all-the-year route, Alaska that has as great Brooks of the geological sur QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS l Ave ashing sing wo centa In ps for reply, Medical, legal cannot be 4 research Unsigned re- ubewered — religion in testant Having no bright angels on hand at the present moment Ment can see no good reason why it should buy the Bright What the government really needs is a “sawdust trail Bobbers and Barbers UDGE J. T. RONALD has decided that those who bob hair are not barbers. A lady hairdresser has been fined $10 in Judge Dalton’s court for shearing the locks Of a woman customer, without first having obtained a barber's license. The lady bobber was positive that she was not a barber, and so appealed the case. Judge Ronald, after reviewing the matter, not only cited decisions but recited poetry to prove that a bobber is not necessarily a barber. A lawyer who has studied the case thinks it a wise de- cision. It is his opinion that had it been established that the shearer was a barber, it would have been just as logical to conclude that the shorn was a barbarian. the govern Angel trail ‘ rapids) c a tightrope? veral Last of the Series Your Own Third Degree TEST FOR ARITHMETICAL ABILITY Can simple, practical you good at figures? you quickly do the THE «LOW DOWN” ON EUROPE: Phil Simms Reports to Editor on His European Investi- gation and His Letter Is so Interesting That The Star Publishes It 1 meet in every-da problems scratch paper be able TWO MIN. s, like grea world, ar in them ¢ Yeats is the author. Who was Watteaul Watteau at seven cents each rmy to back us yet get from a $2 b . was the If necessary to prevent F tury Perhaps President Cal refused the “Shenandoah” » trip across the North Pole because that would be carrying the “cool with ¢ iige” proposition entirely too far. genre Ho was of Fren His schemes ness with richness of effect wh f the Just returned from a trip of tn- Jomination of the Vestication thru Su | eng te, with German: cg Id them for $1,000, were there? , how many feet does he genius Crocodile Tears for Coolidge Be AN's Washington newspaper says that the lead- ing newspapers of the country condemn the senate ' for publishing President Coolidge’s private telegrams, and icahe decma' a bank ts : Z : ; 1 regions dur for attacking the president in senatorial speeches. To ng! F nd Ger pea . z : kn = ‘rove its case, McLean quotes the New York Times, New t t York Herald, New York Tribune, Philadelphia Public Ledger and Philadelphia Inquirer. cl outh... 2,000 laborers, 16,000 machinists and ded proportionately until laborers will be added? 1,000 clerks. If ¢ there are tn all 20,900 men, d the Answers: 9, 11; b, $1.21 ‘A at are the branches lament? houne of lords a All of which would seem to indicate that the country tonsists of New York and Philadelphia; and that a leading TewSpaper is one that plays the organ for Big Busin s b - and is strong for Mellon’s tax food for multimillionaire ae tte ee , St soit ts Hegre tern am One might think from the tender solicitude of these ; cara phates ) eading newspapers that the distinguished president was 1S Innocent as a babe concerning politic Covlidge is no political greenhorn. A regular organi: ion republican who has served member of the Massa "thusetts legislature, mayor of Northampton, membe Ci oresident of the state senate, lieutenant governor and gov- ernor, and then vice president of the United States and “presiding officer of the United States senate, he has Deen long enough on the job to have his eye-teeth cut. So far as oil is concerned, Coolidge presided over the | Senate when La Follette introduced his resolution to in- | Yestigate the oil swindle and heard La Follette’s speech. He sat in cabinet meetings thruout the Harding adminis- ¢ tration. It is reasonable to assume he reads at least one oe cartons i ak daily newspaper; and hence knew something of McLean's here will bea new. align s ". In Germany you connection with Fall. will Bodey |::(nn somerset toe Nobody accuses President Coolidge of any guilty knowl- retically), exchange {¢ for, About all he is other plece of paper represent. ¢harged with is playing the game clear thru as a regular ing a 24-cont share in the ge: “eed 7 x " : eral mortgage on tho cour Organization republican, and with doing nothing to clean Tou are, of courss, ‘no. better up the nasty mess until forced by the senate; and then oft than before, Indeed, you * he did his darndest to turn the legal end of the prosecu- aro well off, for your tion over to a bunch of corporation lawyers without con- Tentenmark cas be exchanged sulting the senate committee until after the appointments very lif n it fost loti psi ar hepa mp gee Spare irate. “¢ ng Pp = ver ife depends upon {' For your rentenmortgage ls just so | What Coolidge doesn’t seem to sense is that what hap- 4 geen the country is much more important than what deficits are at u ts a quick change ia the situs So Fr haa ne urrency she can not 2 whit mor reached ere mortgaged cant ¢ diate payment from Germ: necemary Af she tho franc, as sa If the h further what time it alue and sald nortenges placed in the strong box of the R bank. Uni: these mortgages as we do go and silver an secur ‘or tt © rentenmark, the new m will happen. Ever | | there is no tell: | | id can patch up " launched By letting WRIGLEY’S give you relief, lasting joy and benefit. It removes the food particles that lodge in the teeth and cause fer- mentation and decay. It WASHES the mouth and teeth, counteracting the acidity that does so much damage. WRIGL bon differences ¢ A by 1a b ple » depreciated that much. Here in the United the Dawes report nations aro going to o the r ch peasants and the peo if suddenly r savings would be in a Re It fe made wero nt of powers whic! little good for the future peace of the world. y MucDonald, for one rmined to get a new deal for Great Britain at any cc He's got to. England's future dope upon a reconstructed Europe, It would hardly be put ting it too strongly to say her an fr we are on a stupend important settlement of Europe's war-pre Yoking dispute, or about to sea some rensational realignments of Old World nations, and the beginning of a brand new and highly dangerous phase of a chronie quarrel, the verge not 0 On the other hand, there are a safety deposit box—perhaps to certain combinations which Eng. be tomorrow land will never stand for, one of | In short, while German them being a big and powerful been tempora. saved b; France in control of the {ron and rentenmark, t steel of Europe, with a mighty based purel Fellowship of) * worthless I know your pages are chock full of A No. 1, page 1 “must” news of t y important ings right here In our own try. But in the firew for doings In the other hal the world. ‘They, direct bearing on us has trade is her life much paper to be put away in ms to the republican or to any political party. Perhaps this idea of outlawing We outlawed the profiteers of war. A‘Horse on the Auto would be materially advanced if a in its turn, on the hope ment of tion. of an carl: the reparations too, have a The wr the auto began to come into widespread use, S prediction was freely made that the horse had had his day” and would soon become scarce.’ That notion ’ was long since disproved. Latest animal census shows " there are 26 horses and mules in America for every 15 autos. Total of 26 million mules and horses, or about one for every four Americans One remarkable development of the oil Jamboree is that, apparently, there were no innocent bystand Governor Davis, of Kansas, says In president. would rather be a farmer than Now there, messmates, is an optimist, Praper Bible reading prepared for Daily Lenten and meditation Commission on Evangelism of Federal Council of the Churches of Christ in America, MONDAY The Best Thing In Life Is Love es Reed Mt x 16. Text: 3 ‘Thou sha God with all thy heart thy soul, and with all thy Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thy self. and with all mind. | | t love the Lord thy | One day, while I was tn Ber the rentenmark began to lip. It fell off 69 per ce on the New York exchange an hour. Had it not been that the Dawes committee, gin the German cay a statement that th of fssue which th to establish t. Gorr jd stand behind the rer mark, Germany's 1 would have been tess than dent se how carlos y's ted If the rentenmark goes, will not go a& the mark did. This incl- how pre- position x farmer and the town over here are going te more of their prospe: or lack of {t—to the prosperity or abs of thelr brot worker owe “over that Sincerely WILLIAM PHILIP SIMMS Telling It to Congress (Excerpts from the Congressional Record) know after every meal is prescribed by dentists and doctors. Says one dentist: “If chewing gum is used regularly it will result in a noticeable benefit to the teeth.” Get your WRIGLEY benefit today. Several flavors ~= can never be anything better for any 7. sonal being than to love God and ph all other beings. So the objective held up in the teachings of Jesus, it Saint Patrick's Day. would seem, cannot be outgrown. ‘There may be great advances mado And may ye be merry th’ in strengthening the heart of 1o' while! But wirra! I wish I could borry a tongue from tho jextending {ts scopo and increasing] Emerald Isle! A tongue that could tell of the treasure of the efficiency of its expression, but hearts that are over the nea, and speak, in an eloquent there is nothing better concetvable measure, of Erin, acushla machree! than love."* Spalpeen that I am in my labors, my stock of expression MEDITATION: As we study the] is low. “Mavourneen” and “faith and be jabers” ix all of | life and teachings of Jesus we find the Irish I know! #0, lacking in Irish to pen you, I'll wear that the one thing that life Is to pro. a green tie for the day, attempting to choos jduco is character, Along with this green peas and an absinthe fra discovery wo learn that the Por this is the day we are giving Saint Patrick means by which God inspires his of wai and green, in the minds of the living plotate jchildren to achieve character ts love, that Memory paints! In History's half-hidden pages that is, that love is the best thing shrouded in turmoil and strife, we read, thru the vista of in life and that only through active) axes, of visions that guided life. jlove c an true character be ac hieved His visions—he saw them, and heeded. They guided him al! PERSONAL Ql What of his way. And visions of duty needed'to beckon ws onward today! So may we, with eyes that are clear secking the sight of the soul, see visior to God's and Humanity’s goal! | HOW DRUG ADDICTS ARB MADE About one-half of the drug addicts won't take three years for it to reach zero. It will hit the bot. | tom before you can say Jack | = ‘ a 4 States cruited Robinson, After that, chaos |. the United States ara recruited dthusciaemane j Steet - rouge underworld ceed toaae rahe classes of our large cities. Another Pinhsc< “elles: he falling Saat |25 per cent has become addicts as to new lows. Nothing ‘France |%, result of bad associates or bad cat” GEERT! we toting mn jhabits, and the remaining 25 per acting alone, can do—can have [Cent has become addicts, unfortu. much’ effect on {ts fall. she nately, from the administration of must act together with her for, |M0rphines or habltforming drugs administered by general. practition mer allies, agree to some | ‘ scheme for settling the German |g. yo MOdlcine-—Rep. Kindred (D,), reparations issue, or she is in for very serious trouble, involv. ing @ more or less radical, if not violent, change of govern. ment Wrigley quality Sealed in the Dear Folks: ‘Th’ top o” th’ marnin’, be gorry! NOTE: “Tests show that the glands of the mouth are twenty times more active when wechew. Thefluid from these glands neu- tralizes the acid in the mouth and washes it —From a College Professor. eee RECLAMATION PROFITS Here is a property that is value less without water, the value of |which is tremendously enhanced by j¥irture of the use of this power, Out of the enhanced value and pro. ductivity of the land when water ts jon it, the settlers are able to pay jnot only the operation and mainte. nance, but return to the government every penny of its money. Mean time, the additional value to the |weneral wealth of America ts far {n excess of the sum expended by t government in the dove! the property.—s » for my menu, wat also a leader co has borrowed, almost ely from her own ltt. zens—bankers, farmers, waltera, ditch diggers, clerks, r chambermaids, merchants, yers, or8 and office boys— some hundred billion frances peace signed at Ver. a PRAY Eternal God, r love become a great axst |we walk in the light of Thy fellow | ship and not be afrald. Let us know] tHat Thy protecting love | and that underneath u: everlasting Amen. thru that carry us nea was about us) | 65,000,080,000 of are thine| ' to reconstruct regions of North Some 35,000,000,000 he sment of | devastat ¥rance