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PAGE 8 ' The Seattle Pubs MA in mail, out of olty rier, tty Star Representatives San Francisce Tribune Midg.; Mew York office, Datiy by ‘The Star Publi per Ente: #00 per tee @ month a 4 he novely back-fire that Calvin has started He has got whole and typewriters after tho: ] 5, secretari¢ in galaxy of lawyer Teapot leases and, twice day, has ordered the acting attorney general to hunt down two congressmen charged by the Chicago Jury with taking bribes for securing pardons Go for ’em, Cs t We don’t care a continental whether they're democrats or repubi put them on the grill, Mr. President! Good politics, rotten politics, or no politics at all, “Let no guilty man escape!’ one cans, a republican 1 Maybe the eight » Having got the tax bill named » ed it by a ve of 408 to 8 named after their party Bootleg Daring a Nate situations are that editorial comment. ; A judge in a courtroom at Winchendon, Mass., sniffs the and detects the peculiar catsup odor of moonshine mash. Investigation discloses a 50-gallon still going full blast in the cellar, nine feet under the judge's bench The bootlegging fraternity | been becoming more daring, but this case wins the badge. In a sense, it is symbolic of the illicit liquor situation, conducted under the very eyes of the law. so obvious they need no Isn't it perfectly disgusting how matters run? Los Angeles without adequate water for drink and ice and New Jersey with so much rough water and ice that it can’t land any liquor, Why They Immigrate HE bulk of the nation’s new population, by immigr tion, is settling in the big cities of the East and © tral West. A fourth of them make their new homes in New York state alone. Factory wages are the lure. How many come to America to seek many for freedom and our institutions? tions. money? How Puzzling ques- Chicago packers are busy saving up the shin bones of cows slaughtered. The bones make bully “East Winds,” “Red Dragons” and such, and don’t faste when you get mad and try to swallow them Good Church News OVERNMENTS come and go, civilizations rise and decline, great individuals die and are forgotten. Noth- ing survives except religion—the belief in God and a hereafter. The churches have “off periods” in attendance as the religious force temporarily burn”. low in the public. But arehitects announce that 200 million dollars will be spent this year in America on new church buildings. That's gcod news, mightily so, even tho it’s only a fraction of what will be spent on movie theaters. It is said that President Cal inherited his present troubles, and, it can be added, he is paying his inheritance tax with some protest. What Inspiration Really Is HE terrible thriller, “Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde,” was written by Stevenson in six da This is disclosed in Lloyd Osbourne’s book about Steven- son, Writing this amazing novel in six days, Stevenson had to churn out 10,000 words a day. He wrote it sit- ting up in bed. That was Mark Twain's system. Like all writers, Stevenson unquestionably had weeks when he couldn’t write an interesting word. Naturally, people used to talk about inspiration in writing. Now we know that “inspiration” is largely a physical condition —perfect co-ordination of the endocrine glands, with blood pressure high, pulse fast and the thyroid burning up the kody like a furnace with the draft open. Don't be too sure. An “0. K.” from Washington may now mean “oil kept.” If you wire your wife at Palm Beach, don’t wind up with “love and kisses.” It might be turned over to investigators as a message to MeLean or Fall. He’s a Rarity 'T is almost enough to start a Walsh-for-President boom. Somebody started a rumor to the effect that Sena- tor Walsh had had dealings with the oil looters. Promptly, Senator Walsh puts before his investigating committee his and Doheny’s telegrams and letters of last year. In these communications, Walsh said, in effect: “T see in business association with you a chance to make much money, but I will not engage in any business likely to be dependent in any appreciable degree on government favor.” Moreover, the communications show that while the Walsh and Doheny families were friends, socially, it made no difference whatever to Walsh in his fierce investigation of Doheny. The democratic convention might go a long way be- fore finding a nominee with a better standing for con- scientiousness and courage in discharge of duty as a ser- vant of the government. A public officer who is willing to sacrifice both himself and his friends, in behalf of duty, is a rare, rare bird. French surgeons have “pricked” each other in a duel with swords, Gosh! how our appendicitis adhesions yearn to be present on an oceasion when surgeons draw knives on each other, Democracy Without Polish ‘D now democracy has taken to knocking off crowns with extreme contumely, not to say coarseness, Does the grand national assembly of Turkey send an orderly diplomatic notice to the caliph that he is a has- been and a nominee for exile? Not so. It sends a real fierce Teapot investigating committee to the palace. The committee says: “Caliph, mount your throne!” Caliph does. Then, says the committee: “Caliph, come down off your throne! There’s a train headed toward Switzerland awaiting you.” Caliph performs. He accepts the dem- onstration as a hint, packs his satchel and, with only two wives, takes the first train for Switzerland, leaving a harem of some 500 selected females on Constantinople’s hands, in revenge. Really, it is coarse, rough stuff and not at all like a refined, smiling dictator walking in, with “King, I’m It! and a king replying, “You seem to be. Kind, sir, what's my allowance?” However, the Turks are new hands at democracy and, vaturally, lack some of the polish and that grasp of THURSDAY, MARCH 12 Vhen No. 4 Came In 4 ‘Kew vou | MERCANTILE | vee Coen \ Omang \ Again WED 10an ME TWE 100,000.00 if WD TURN =o era. wat now And Jail for Anybody in Oil Scandal? cation at We able you to pleee together hy-dny mews stories on the rw cations of the pr Te seem aad explains what the probers are trying to de BY CHARLES P. STEWART ASHINGTON, March 13,—Is anybody apt to go to prison on account of the oil scandal? for instance? Or Sin Nobody in Washington Fall? Is't just pom be prosecuted. But Stull te Doheny, not probable 5 no that he'll do time. here’ be nment w Elk Hills, Teapo the Standard Oj! Company California holds, Denby has his job. Daugherty doubtless v lose his. Other jobs may be lc There'll be a political effect maybe a third party, maybe a chance for the house of re sentatives to elect the next presi dent But jail for anybody! Not a bit likely. HE gators have taken most of a week going thru th Washin, mn telegrams sent to E. B, McLean, millionaire newspaper man, at Palm Beach last. winter, Why so much interest in Mo- Lean’s telegrams? Well, when the started, ex-Secretary terior Fall, naturally objecting to have it known that he'd bor- rowed $100,000 from Doheny Su before handing him Elk Hills, got McLean to pretend HE'D made the loan, which had to be ounted for somehow, because ! had used the money to buy a ranch and questions were being asked. When the deceit leaked McLean was afraid it would be made very unpleasant for him on the witness stand before the in vestigators. So he did his best not to be called, Rafts of mes sages were sent to him, telling him what the prospects were. ‘The investigators reckon that a man who was willing to try to help Fall out, as McLes tried, must know a lot about the whole case. They're trying to learn from his telegrams just what he DID know. They want to know, too. S ATOR HEFLIN got an idea t two of MeLs a tele. grams were from President Cool- idge. Investigation proved that he was right. The president ex. plained, however, that one of them was about the appointment of a commissioner of the District of Columbia; the other thanked McLean for gomplimenting a apeech he had made, A big splurge has been made because they were from the president, but they don't appear to have much to do with oil. OME of the oll investigators don’t get along very well to- gether. Senators Lenroot and Smoot were accused of trying to hush the inquiry up, and Lenroot finally quit, claiming $M health forced him out. Then somebody started the story that Senator Walsh had been corresponding with Doheny, Walsh promptly read the corre. spondence, It seems he called Doheny's attention to a letter What Folks Are Saying civil euits. The try to get bac Dor land ot oll inquiry of the In- out co. | Too often it is the painful pri NOT LIKELY! Dae from a mar ays he won’ ext some ca lone Elk Hills. He dect © Doben nterented if Wa too. Walsh « raid he WOUL qu is "a But court when the matter Hit w uidn't look we r int i] right—we expresses al way confidence that Tl come out a! right. He adds that the govern. ment did better on his lease than 1 lot of others it's made LETTER FROM V RIDGE PANN March 13, 1924. before names Do were | It all happened heny's Inked, snd Fall's Dear Folks: the ballots are counted diminished; the be andidates, ceasing their ca thelr views; #0 now we can look in wortments of news, The rece and in; the have gotten thelr t no longer are sta the papers f her @ Of course, for a while we cun gamble on stories the cap {tal nends optics are certain to ramble on items Fall and his friends. If off and its sordidness tires, as all of the charges hurled, why then we can read of the flyers who soon will encircle world. Oh, yeo~and I wee they are bringing the opera stars of the east; tonight they aro starting thelr singing, and givo us a musical feast, The crowds that are going will label the opera quite an eve « fow will attend to be able to brag of the fact that they went. And, lastly, I seo by the papers New York has been got- ting a gale; and March has been doing ts capers with blizzard and breezes and hail. And so, if you're blue and are racking your brain for an item of cheer—if everything better is lacking, be glad you are living out here! What Will H appen to France If Dawes Committee Fails spots in miles By WILLIAM PHILIP “ug PROS 1 c et ov France's situati from satisfact Fellowship of Praper Daily Ler and ten Bible reading prepared for Commission on angelism of Federal Counel! of the Churches of Christ in America. THURSDAY Power in Prayer IMMS rs of human shows for of life jod has t ng men t nd out the laws physical an nd psychic force for the good MEDITATION en to weck ¢ In urging His d them that t which t souls needed most not saying but what the be Jéng and the and the k nocking pared to make of that which God ha B. PERSONAL QUESTION; H. is year thru prayer? 4) merciful God, that if we lo is boca we tt grown t PRAYI Thee it our eye from Thee. ‘ily discouraged in seeking Thee, assured that This search multi inued the 4 world and to learn how te th him in the use of physical | but with the well advised is wisdom | deaths was common A help sight of us from being eas Let tus feel about us the inspiration of presence. Amen. (Copyright, 1924, F. L. Fagley.) ( Frieda’s Follies | | WE WERE at « house party. | OUR hostess had a wide circle of | friends. SHE guests at dinner j WAS able to entertain new) TO MEET us nightly while there.) BUT she did not have the same} | variety IN cooking. | | UNWITTINGLY I had given her one of my recipes UPON my arrival. THE arrived. THE ing got wind THAT the recipe was mine. COMPLIMENTS flew. 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