The Seattle Star Newspaper, March 8, 1924, Page 7

SATURDAY MAR * — melease uwany SAPATINN (89% geGIN HERE TODAY getonel Hi retu) oe we to # tian 8 ‘sow Go ON WITH “it things con’ “roles ahould have no Sat 0 that score Oty will be the most Fogiand. Already more than waite bounce In Knight Ryder Fretarecmpty. I trust your Brace Sim thinking of residing there.” Aw, « « Bot exactly depopulated His grace “There ei the iat trou! that I was crazy to be seek poure in London at such a} pooh!” the matter of fear “These cits fright into the plague. enough. It will serve to minds off the neighbors. ‘ma in Knight Ryder Street gorrow, Bates, you'll seek this mer. dat and engage the house ~and m to acquire the tenancy of It Ye understand? t 5 His grace dis-| temptu- Try questions you'll pay him six Tent at once.” dowed. “Perfectly, grace leaned back in his great | and considered his servant gh heif-closed, slyly smiling your | have guessed, of course, for which I am acquir | this house.” | |to no excitement edge of the world "| make complaints of this kind jmands enough to save |tents abroad, spying the opportunity CAPPY RICKS THE § EATTLE STAR He Discourses on Ill Health and Doctors Written for The Star by Peter B. hyne—Auother Coming Next Saturday ay ** RAFACL SABATING o* * nAveTRATED ww, BATTERPIELD A i « © Jui at a the matter of from now on the 2 BY NEA BRAVICE. Inc, only imp in the matter » will have te ividual, In countrymen mu the of pe the » supplied by the in words, our fellow educated sonal and home Well, Grubb « nly wane a be iif im anitation it In my oy clared, **th dirty pinion,’ Ulynses t human be and insanitary yp at they rese intimation that they aren't ax clean and healthy as they inde . mpudent ré just 4 they ever live that nd resist and th T think. g your grace went en, none t ought to be perhaps, is not “You t of the panic in the City o blazed pestilence, The ory everywhere at it Is @ visitation provoked by of the Court, That's what canting Nonoonformist preach era have put about, And if this thing that your grace contemplates . “Listen, Bates, If are ill served on the one hand by the pest! lence, we are very well served on the other, To carry Miss Farquharson off while she ts playing at the thea ter would be to have a hueand-cry set up at once that might discovery and unpleasant quences, But the Lord Mayor haa ordered the closing of al! theaters on Saturday, and it ts on Miay after theater, _ theref that this thing must be done, when Miss Farquharson will no longer be mins ed and her disappearance give rise particularly at @ time when this very fear of the plague is giving people enough to think about." “And afterwards, your grace?” “Afterwards?” “When the lady makes comp! Buckingham smiled in his knowl, “Do ladies ever after: wards? Besldes, who will believe! her tale that she went to this house of mine against her will? 8hé ts an Actress, remember; not a princess. And I stil! command some méasure of authority in this country.” But Bates solemnly shook his head. “I doubt if your grace com: my neck should there be trouble, and trouble there will be. Be sure of that, your jgrace. There's too many malcon: s pardon . he © lens, er oxte th th the Y pe aware of the jibbering jackdaw!’ 2 at the misanthrople Grubb. "How long is it since you've A frowsy old housewife drift ir buteher shop to buy a chuck roast «nd, perliminary to buying, round of all the prime cuts, Jat them with her unmanicured index finger to see it they were tender 0} otherwise ?'* >py we “I've never seen that dc “Well, I Ulysses, Forty years ego that was a common sight i hutehershops. The butchers didn't khow any better themselves, so they allowed it, Finally, » fe, clean people commenced to object because they were the buyers of the prime cuts, so the butchers commenced to razz the finger-pokers, with the re” sult that gradually the habit discouraged and died out with that generation, Then boars of health commenced to discover things about fies, with the result that meats wents under a glass case, which com: jpletely flabbergasted tho last of the |finger-pokera, if any, and——by the aint.” | W&Y, have you seen any fancy-edged, colored forests of papers on butch have, lead to conse: was lately?” Not since I was a Grubb admitted “They just aren't, the reason they aren't butchers have found it cheaper and easter to get rid of flies altogether han maintain paper jungles for om to reside in. Man, think of the centuries of ignorance during which alleged intelligent butchers spent good money to coddle flies, By the way, Ulysses, where wore you borit jand raised?’ “On a cattle ranch Idaho, Cappy.” “I'll bet a cookey boy," Mr Ulysses, and is because to make it." Amazement and scorn were dient on Buckingham's countenance. His in Eastern your make «| ershop ceilings for Qies to hide in, | con mother isould never presume Co GUESS | ringers drummed the table what time me yor Erace’s he reflected. Then he determined to Which you mean that my PUr/ cut the game short by playing i] you. That is an adie roves vi we vs Bes yn tor| “How long have you been in my of Miss Farquharson?’ | **rvice, Bates? Mave occasion to. My bones ng gore from the etdgeling I) Ttwas a very realistic piece of | years this month, your — “But you think the time has come : 4 |When you may pick and choose the ta the part of your STace’s | things in which you will serve me mech grooms, still, Bates, I think you have been PW ell introduce a more serious} in my service too long.” fate the comedy. We'll carry| your grace! ieiady off. That is the purpose for! «1 may be mistaken. : 2 require this house. require proof before believing it. For- ‘tt... {t's a hanging matter.” [tunately for you, it lies within your 708, damn your silliness. A bans: | power to atford me that proof. I ad. matter! When I'm behind you?" | vise you to do #0.” [Mav's what makes it 20. They'll) He looked mt Bates coldiy, and Venture to hang your §rce | Pats looked back at him tn dread. peed a scapegoat, !f| Your grce," Bates cried on a Fi ; |note of appeal, “there Is no service LS. Franklin | win not pertorm to prove my deve tion, Command me to do anythin your grace—anything. But not . not this.” “I am touched, Bates, by your pro- r But I shall used to throw the dishwater out the/ front door."* “She had a definite purpose tn doing it, at any rate,"* Mr. Grubb de fended, n those days every lrancher’s wife threw her dishwater out into the front yard, but my mother didn't have any front yard. she had a garden in front of the farmhouse and roses in the garden and she irrigated the roses with the dinty water.” “And attracted flies to pick on ou as you lay helpless in your crib you being so red and sticky, doubt leas, they mistook you for a rose. Ulysses, did you ever have a ring worm?" “Frequently—a a child." “That's because you played with jeats, and becaune the cata played with rats and mice a while before killing them and because the rats and mice played in filth before the cats killed them, and the filth was |present because—well, I don't care to insult your family, so I will merely remind you that ringworm Do You Suffer From Kid- ‘ty Trouble or Backache? Pucblo, Colo—For a year 1 was down in bed but just felt ail the time. Finally I id Maney troubie. 1 started tak- treatment from him, but the he worte I Pains in my back got so bad T could hardly straighten up, s troubled me. Just | to think death would | only relief from my suffer. told my wife to have ‘8 Anuric Tablets. | to try anything, so | them, and it seems | that the very first dose continued, according and today I fee} fine, and never have any of pains.”—M. S. Franklin, E. Fourth st. EER ERE 's for backache and kidneys | “An-uric") is new, but it can | fad at the drug store, or send| for trial pkg. to Dr. Pierce's | lids’ Hotel, Buffalo, N. ¥,, and Me for free medical advice—Ad- | }} Steamer Kutshan } Clman Dock da 10 p.m. leaves ly & | | Peret sonna to see a doctor and he said 1! * {itself to the unclean. |ish, Bucks, but I don’t know you!” | Etheredge got up, and went to set Navigation Co, |{I] | Us * even on farms, because farmers have the only service I desire of you at the |teen told by the bulletins of the Lice ei jpublic health service that rats and Bates was reduced to despair. == |mice will not stick around where "I can’t, your grace! I can't!” he wants food Is not thrown out into the cried. “It is « hanging matter, 84 front yard with the dishwater; con- TORS Erase well knows ., sequently, with the disappearance of ‘ i Frere ie Bo mere Se be said.” | rodents the necessity for maintaining nwardiy Buckingham was very 'ail the cats in the world is gradu- angry. Outwandly he remained fellY|ally disappearing. Exit cat, exit . « . i ringworm. Simple, ien't it?’ and I shalj not further require your| «rw do live and learn," J. Augus- services, If you will apply to Mr./tus Redell agreed with Cappy. ‘I Grove he will pay you what moneys daremy the manufacture and sale many be Cae vow of lightning rods has fallen off about A wave of the white Jeweled hand!99 per cent in the past 40 years," a ee Son can little baer “Remember how we use to put a hae STWR: ORE piece of red flannel rag or a chunk failed to win him the game, and he!o¢ piuestone In a kerosene lamp to knew not where to find another !;eep it from exploding?” Cappy re- agent for the enterprise which now) his ttle audience. “Who ee Ethers tng tater that|°22, 2oubt the spread of, education nw Son ie anig Meeeap co Fecal in view of these facts." day to visit him. found his grace still! swell, there are people residing ics betwen Here vie) handsome in Southern California who still wear rary, restless aga caged beast. — | red flannel underwear, Cappy.”’ Mr. Etheredge, who well knew tho! «such atrocities will die with the bigs Beeb pb eioeen rd | Atm * Cappy morn an do tat bea yi Sees json is that’red flannel underwear is tte teas in for, Gel no longer advartined. Do you ro- posh ta Laueemegpey member, Augustus, that as late as several recent attempts to recal? his| friend to his senses, and persuade | at him to leave London for healthier|he. “Ye're coarse. I warned you surroundings. once of the dangers of this thing. Buckingham laughed at him with.|I've no mind to repeat myself. But out mirth. you'll give me leave to marvel that “You alarm yourself without oo-|You can take satisfaction in. . Pod casion, George. This pestilence is! “Marvel all you please,” the other born of uncleantiness and confines interrupted him with a touch of Look into the anger. “Perhaps, indeed, I am a cases that are reported. The out. | matter for marvel. I am a man breaks are all in mean houses in,racked, consumed, burnt up by my mean streets. The plague practices a feelings for this woman who has nice discrimination, and does not sven. jecorned and spurned and made a ture to intrude upon persons of|mock of me. If I could believe im her quality.” virtue, I would go my ways, bending ‘Nevertheless, I take my precau-|to her stubborn will. But virtue in tions," said Mr. Btheredge, producing 4N actress! It is ax likely as snow in a handkerchief from which a strong hell. She indulges a cruel and per- perfume of camphor and vinegar dif. Verse zest to torture a man whom fused itself thru the room. “And I She sces perishing of love for her. am one of those who believe that He paused a moment, to puraue with flight is the best physic. Besides, even greater fierceness, his face livia what {s there to do here? The court with the working of the emotion that is gotie; the town is hot and reeking Possessed him-—that curious and ag a t hell. In Heaven's fearful merging of love and hatred 4 an anteroom of hel name let us seek a breath of clean, |that Js so often born of baffled pas- cool, country: air.” sion. “I could tear the jade limb Pish! Ye're bucolic, Like Dryden’ from limb with these two hands, and ye've a pastoral mind, Well, well, take joy in it, I could so. Or with be off to your sheep. We shall not the samo joy I could give my body miss you here.” jtu the rack for her sweet sake! To Mr. Etheredge sat down and stud- Petasa. abject state have her wiles fed his friend, pursing his lips. luced me.’ “And ali this for a prude who has! (Continued in Our Next Issue) no notion of being kind! Let me per-| ; (Residential Store @ hand upon his arm. Ready for Agents “If you stay, and at such @ thm@) me new Channing building at you must have some definite PUFPO% the northwest corner of Greenwood jin your mind. What is it?” ave. and N, 4th st. was practically “What was in my mind before YOU Completed Saturday morning, The |came to trouble it, George. To ond iutding, which contains three storen |the n Sep have be- with living apartments, representa pied three lines 4 uttramodern development in suburban store buildings, and is sit- uated In a rapidly growing real Myself shall make her, dential district, The structure was ‘The devil take her!” designed for the owner, G. 'T. Chan- Btheredge shrugged in despair and ning, by Architect William Aitken, | diaguat, jand has been placed in the hands of | “¥e're not only mad, Bucks,” sald |John Davis & Co. as agents, “If of herself she will not love, you stuck blanket uur mother piled night, has everything bee tors t n. ve fol time-he rad from fifty dollars But the tonsilsanipper ur out at a There is & school of medi ds tonsilit on apidly al thought } is ox the expre for publica merely a #ymp f something wrong lower with appendixes Hedelt “When people »le foods and ate them slowly | worst they ever had was a katz njammer the morning after. With jthe advent of modern effielency, tac | tory whistles and quick lunch restau rants we discovered our appendixes | “wen, er | min ared nobody discovered * Cappy bragged. “I chew my food and get up from the table hu ¥. Unilke you boys wh if my my cheat t and » isn't ving uld carve enough fat ¢ me alleviate an old hioned case of tonsilitin.”* “Well, they do that is the of long life, Eddie Smith agree Fiddlesticks, Cappy rnaped. “Who wants to live forever? The with me isn't to outlive all my nds and of loneliness, 1 would rather live 76 years and live every split second by it than hang om until I was as old as the Pyra |mids and wake! up every morning | j quivering with fear because T had to While I'm alive | I want to be able to see @ golf ball as far as I can drive it, and I want to drive tt as far as T can. I want to [tto-my own thinking right up to the final good-byes and I want to think straight. And, by the holy pink tood phophet, that ts exactly what 1| am doing at the tender are of 76," | All Bilgew present grunted thelr disapp envy or disbelief. Finally Ulysses Grubb| | sand “That was a fine haul of medical} uacks they made in Connecticut re are on *t slipped my lap a doctor anywhere say Cappy,” |face another day the eriten hau | | were they quacks? Cappy | | nded. “Why not be charitable and allude to them as back num bers? Twenty-five years ago those boys would have been regarded as jthe whizz-bangs of the medical pro ffession. They would have drive | |p to the patient's house in an old} sidebar, o-box buggy and & gray mare. They would have been wearing @ set of Secretary Hughes’ | | Whiskers, a silk bat and a Prince [Albert sult, and the sight of them} one would have sent a wild thrill | hope thru the patient. Then} they would draw up a chair beside the pa fee! hi } Usten to his heart beat, pee! back , Jone eyelid and look at it, ask the Patient if his feet were cold and if he had had any night sweats lately | Lf the patient answered in the af- | firmative old doc would have nod-| ded his head as if to say: ‘I knew it! If the patient answered in the nogative old doc would have nodded | and said: ‘Well, you're not very/ nick.’ Then ho would have ordered |a hot mustard foothath and a dose lef castor ofl, directed the patient | |to stay In bed thrke days to a week, slippéd him some patent liver pills land gone away. | “For the ordinary ills of man- kind that treatment is bound to/| jimprove the patient, and as a@ re- sult the first thing old doo would jknow he would have a reputation |that could never be dimmed because | jonce well, his patients would have jbeen too busy to hold a caucus) }and compare treatments.” | Cappy sighed. “In those days) nobody gave a hoot what your | father or mother or grandparents \died from. If you were sick the} [doctors dosed you and rested you! and {f you got well they claimed |the credit: if you it was the | NGD P FATHER | Of all the family, father is apt to be the most carelens of a cough or cold, and it Is the duty of mother or the girls to see that he takes FO- LEY'S HONEY AND TAR COM. POUND at the first sign of a cough, cold or hoarseness. After he once tries it, finds out how effective and pleasant {t {s to take, he will not hesitate to use it always, Contains Safe and where.—Advertinement. AFTER BABY ~ WAS BORN Back Weak and Painful.| Mrs. Miller Benefited by Taking Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound Rotan, Tex.—‘‘I am writing to let p natal Alea benefited Compound as I had read 80 much bout where ithad 3 3 helped #0 man: - women, I ha been bothered with my back for over a year, and it would hurt me until 1 could not do my work, which is keep- ing house for three and cooking and washing dishes. I tell all my friends if they have any kind of female trou- bles to give Lydia B, Pinkham’s Veg- etable Compound atrial. You fnay ui this testimonial if it will help fy one.”’—Mrs, C, R, Minuer, R.F.D. No. 1, Box 76, Rotan, Texas. Inarecent country-wide canva: urchasers of Lydia B. Pinkham's ‘egetable Compound over 121,000 re plies were received, and 98 out of | every 100 reported they were bene- | fited by its use. For sale by druggists | everywhere, must jand - years I expe offices hat They'r int laboratory workers they're line the arch sclentiats, find n for » wa eradte after probler the will of lonpirited ¢ ty ax in ¢ However have people ut thelr bodies and who th, continue ccastonal Connect! In fact, I know s building up @ in obstetrica because of his ability to gues t of a baby before bi altho cannot guess it any better than A ‘o the of the this medico will the anxious mother that be and thereupon he make a record for future pati living tizen . ru nuina, continue while we who are we will us practice nox he week young announce it in to he declares of his prog-| reference prior vinitor to I can, few arrival nly boy nostication to he Hittle prove the writes in his ‘Mra. Brown, Will give birth t girl about November 16th.’ Well if Mrs, Brown gives birth to a boy, | sho tells all her friends what a mar-| vel that faking rascal of a doctor | is, whereas, if she gives birth to a trl indignantly reminds that he advertised for a boy dear lady,” says Doc. will recall 1 at the time look up the does, and Mra, Brown is convinced that ber memory is at fault and that doe did promise her a girl in-| stead of & boy. Bo, whichever way the cards fall, doc wina and he will nue to win until his silly pa tients make him come thru with his prophecy in the presence of| three witnesses.” “You say that ing and fast eating kills most people?” Ulys nen Grubb challenged Cappy maintain that booties whisky killing more people than anything | else.” | “Except doctors, who doctor symptoms because they are too te norant or too lazy to doctor dis | eases,” Cappy retorted, and depart ed for his office for his customary aftertuncheon 40 winks, memorandum 1 he made a moment while record.’ Which overt: (Copyright by United Feature Syn- dicate, Inc, All Rights Reserved. Reproduction Prohibited.) FREE LECTURES APPLIED PSYCHOLOGY Character Analysis HOW TO READ PEOPLE AT SIGHT Editor of “Mind Power Plus” March 8th to 17th (Except 12, 15) Masonic Temple Harvard Ave, and Pine St. Tonight SATURDAY, MARCH 8 What Is Love? How to keep it. How to change your po- sition. How to overcome failure and adverse environ- ment, SUNDAY, MARCH 9 The Subconscious Mind. Its many functions and how tt is controlled. After this life, what? What is God? Psychological Law of Sugges- tion and Auto-Suggestion.. Dr. Bush will give free test character analysis of stranger from the audience. MONDAY, MARCH 10 The Power of Visualization. How to make your dreams come true, How to visualize for travel, for abundance of money and power, for your life's mate, domestic happl- ness and business success. Inspirational Sclence. What it ig and how to use It, CUTICURA HEALS ITCHY SCALP PimplesBrokeOut.Spread to Face, Hair Fell Out. “My trouble began with an itch- ing and burning of the scalp. Later} pimples broke out and when I formed on my scalp and around the| edge of my halr, The pimples spread| to my face and were very annoying. My hair fell out until I could hardly fa it up, it was so thin, dry and Lo “The trouble-lasted about tour completely healed.” (Signed) Mrs. C. E Morgan, Bunceton, Mo. ‘Une Cuticurn Soap, Ointment and) Talcum regularly for every-day! tollet purposes. Sasnplee Free by Mtl, Aditregy: Laber-| ee eae teat Roe ‘Cutieura Soap shaves without rm PAGE 7 E2 ASPIRIN FIDDLER ADVENTURES OF THE TWINS Olive Roberts Barton THE TWINS MEET A - Beware of Imitations! thirsty l'n under just ny world! When the wood eal their I go fairies ¢ and the went off into the spring, but no than alcng as happy as two | “What's thi curt As she mpled the fiddle The of the ked all around it and finally crawled up on top and looked de the hole. "I know,” decl “It's a fiddle, and one Giants he touch his fid idle, and layer Tablets of Aspir fe by mil w me sooner | water cam thing?’ but the 7 Quick as a wink down the hole in the fiddle to the dark place ins hid. sly they two m Ww top 80 saying, t the fiddler, # the strings Twins inside were I've got you!” cried er, picking “And you shall m I shall give my It shall be call Fiddle From ¥ charge tuppen’ > n it ‘0 one | (Copyr ff you stay where you are, and you can easily reach the strings, When uu play, it will sound as tho the dle were bewitched. And folk will from far and w to pay the s big fid ke my for fiddle m| di Fid-| and merrily the almost it went wi tho it t not a bit frightened! loved dv (To Be Ce al-| name no for | d for |1 ure. tinued) by Star) pull ono string and I'll pull another and nee if we can't make some music,” So they began, and alth "You sincere elessly to Palatka The reformer must bi 1 He labors cea: self out of a job it wasn’ (PAID ADVERTISEMENT) PROOF! JAY THOMAS, Editor of Washington State Weekly, Power Trust Organ, Is for BROWN! The Washington State Weekly HAS NOT indorsed Alfred H. Lundin, Candidate for Mayor. George F. Russell, Mayor Brown’s superintendent of the water de- partment, was formerly executive secretary of the Employers’ Asso- ciation. Jay Thomas was one of Russell’s paid workers. Now Thomas is supporting May- | or Edwin J. Brown for re-election. READ THE AFFIDAVIT BELOW! STATE OF WASHINGTON, } COUNTY OF KING ANDREW M. FITZ, being first duly sworn, on oath says: That he is a resident and citizen of the City of Seattle, King County, Washington; that he is well and intimately acquainted with Jay Thomas, publisher of the Washington State Weekly, and also with Edwin J. Brown, Mayor of the City of Seattle; that on the afternoon of March 6, 1924, he was in the office of Jay Thomas, on the fifth floor of the Mehlhorn Building, in the City of Seattle, when the said Edwin J. Brown also came into sald office, and the following conversation took place be- tween said Edwin J. Brown and said Jay Thomas: Dr. Brown: “I understand, Jay, that you are for Al Lundin for Mayor.” Thomas: “No, in my paper Ihave only mentioned councilmanic candidates, and have not said anything about the mayor- alty fight. I AM FOR YOU, DOC, AND YOU ARE GOING TO BE ELECTED.” The conversation following that was in regard to the purchase of recent copies of the Washington State Weekly. (Signed) ANDREW M. FITZ. Subscribed and sworn to before me this 7th day of March, 1924, R. CAMPBELL, Notary Public in and for King County, State of Washington, residing at Seattle, Washington. NOTE: Mr. Fitz is well known as the former secretary of the Voters’ Information League,