The Seattle Star Newspaper, February 27, 1924, Page 6

THE Star Seattle 0600. Newspaper Scoffer i in For the 3 as powerful is th ‘ world's at Niagara Fal would astound a century ago called Faraday’s crude toy! ‘ the man who scoffs I-proof, saf largest critics who less scientific attent s eV aynamo interesting Recommended to the idea that airpls autos, and used by the milli an as nduras having three self-proclaimed presidents, Mr, Hughes severs @iplomatic relations. It is wise action, When a country has so many presidents it is good business policy to wait until it fs seen which one re selling guns to any of them The Best Memorial APTAIN STUYVESANT PEABODY, son of the de ceased coal magnate of Chicago, in memory of his father, pays the expenses of making a movie film show- ing the miners t latest in mine-rescue and first-aid methods. Ur Sam will help circulate this to miners in the leading coal fields As a memorial, this film is a thousand of the customary tombstone. If the de they'd say: “Take the money and spend it on any cause.” le le film le f ars in advar ad could speak good San Diego lawyers In a murder caso are threatening to use that “He detector” on each other, Good! Try it on Yhe lawyers, and, if tts fuse doesn’t burn out, first thing, it's the prize Invention of the age The “Poor” Indian There are S44 or about 14,000 more NDIANS aren't becomin over 000 of them in the United States, than in 1913. These Indians own a little over a billion dollars’ worth of propert That's $3,000 apiece. It’s an unique situ- ation in the history of conquered races. Many a white man wishes he had $3,000 for himself and every member of his family. g extinct Howard Carter refuses to talk about his trouble with the Egyptians ever King Tut's remains, Mummy's the word, it seems. Higher Into the Air HE world’s largest office building will be erected in New York. It will be 37 stories high, with nearly one and a half million square feet of floor space. Spread out flat, on one floor, this would cover 16 large city blocks. We wouldn’t have skyscrapers if high la force tenants into the air. The elevator, escape from high land values, simply values more climbing power. Rents would be cheaper if the elevator had never been invented, for without the elevator extreme congestion of population couldn't be. nd values didn't designed to given land Anyhow, you have to admit that Mr. Doheny was not miserly in getting up a galaxy of ex-cabinet members who might come in handy, 500-Year-Old Quarrel JUGO-SLAV court settles a lawsuit that has been dragging in the courts for 500 years. This probably is the oldest lawsuit in the world. It involves ownership of a disputed piece of land. On a large scale, that’s all that’s the trouble in Europe basically—rival nations and races contesting for land. Alsace-Lorraine, for instance. Courts settled the small land suit. The big similar disputes could be settled, too, by court processes—if nations would respect the court decisions. A war is nothing but a neighborhood row on a big scale. Oysters are to be certified, but even that will not relieve them of the necessity of being identified on certain oceasions. Scooped, By Heck! 'ABLEGRAMS and pictures tell it. Mrs. Chas. D. Chapin’s Pekingese was the first dog to enter King Tut's tomb, when it was opened. Our entire staff, at New York, London, Cairo, every- where, has permitted this paper to be scooped on this important dog record, and we will stand no more of such omission in the making of history. Hear ye! Hear ye! It had better be our cat that’s the first to call on Mr. Tut. Mr. Vanderlip may be a retired business man, as he says, but not sufficiently, it is feared. Speaking of best sellers, how about Teapot Dome? Should Run Smooth «T_JOW are we to have a liquid business unless we buy and sell things?” asks Senator Elkins, who has been gam— speculating in Sinclair and other stocks. Senator, your question is sure a poser. It reminds one of that honest republican patriot, who got up in a na- tional convention and roared, “What are we here for if not for the spoils?” And there’s no question about the Sinclair business depending much on liquidity. It just smeared itself on cabinet folks, from Teddy to Alkali Al, and on mighty journalists, from Ed McLean to Denver Bonfils, and it’s running like a streak of liquid grease yet. New York doctor is suing for a $42,589 bill, which fs enough to make the patient sick. In Washington, all gall fs divided into two parties. Heresy’s Evolution SPATCHES say that the Protestant Episcopal house of bishops will try Bishop Wm. Brown, of Ohio, on charges of “extreme heresy.” Tt seems that there are degrees of heresy. There is the quiet, mouse sort, which gnaws at the ritual and gradually eats away, bit by bit, the pedestal of orthodoxy, a sort represented by quite a number of preachers, now- adays, Then there is the “extreme,” tigerish sort, which would spring upon and swallow the pedestal at one gulp. Evidently, there’s evolution in the attitude toward heresy. In the old-fashioned times, the minister who was merely suspected of the slightest taint of heresy was chased thru three states, or more, and, sometimes, had to finish his career as “a squaw-man” among the Iroquois or Pequod Indians. For two years, Bishop Brown has been preaching, by mouth or hook, that God, the Savior, and the Trinity are mere symbols, like the Bartholdi statue or the sign over a fish market, and they’ve just arrived at the con- clusion that he’s an “extreme” heretic deserving of of- ficial action. Secretary Wallace sees the certain doon help the farmer, ailments men say of the nation in failure to And, we may suggest, if this nation dies of all the it will, it is going to be @ horrible death, indeed, | bones, ; twined ‘he kills an enemy, [ “Aw, Quit Yer Crowdin’!” ‘Taniti~ OLD DOC Star's Washington Bureau, Ut? New York Ave. Wasunotox Feb, 27,—Old 1x M.D seribes pills and powders for pa- tients thousands of miles away may soon improve his methods. Because of the great humani tarian service of medical advice by radio to ships at se goon General Hugh 8, Cu of the U. 8 health heats on Ame Jcines aboard ship. On vosnels too small to carry doctor, arent numbers of Itves have been saved since the public health service began prescribing by radio several years ago, When & eallor falls sick or geta injured, & report of his condition ts wire- Jemsed to the nearest shore eta tion of the public health service and directions for the proper treatment are flashed back to the ship. The files of any of the shore stations, where physicians and Wireless operators are on duty 34 hours a day, will reveal many interesting cases, Doctors thou- sands of miles away have direct ed the sétting of broken bones, prescribed treatment for most of the {lls to which human tleah fs hetr and guided ship's officers What Folks ' Are Saying A. EDISON, inventor ‘When coal and oll are gone we will! [get power from the mun, wind, tides and vegetable growth | eee CHARLES | secretary of state: EVANS | minor courts—the only courts that! | millions of our people know—admin-.| Amid the storm and wreck of bitter jistered without favoritism, by men conspicuous for wisdom and probity, | Unseathed by floods of calumny and| jts the best assurance of respect for] | our inatitutions, . nd poet: person who has neen one ELEPHANTS’ TRUNKS Elephant’s trunk ts the most ex- world, It's 80 flexible that he can twist it In any direction, #0 strong that he can tear up ¢ with ft, so dellacto of touch that he can pick up a blade of graas, and so hardy that it makes a good weapon in a fight. Ho smells danger with it, does al] his work except walk- ing with {t, and Carl Akeley, the African hunter naturalist, says that it the traditional mouse, of which these big fellows aro reputed to be afraid, attempted to run up the In- side of an elephant's trunk, ho’ blow the rodent into the next coun- try. ‘Tho said appendage has no but is built of tough inter muscle and sinew that a knife can scarcely get thru. THEY LIKE THE LIO Experienced lion hunters hearty friends of the lion, clare that he kills only for food, and rarely attacks, except when desper- ately hungry or when ho himself ts first attacked. And that's some- thing humans can’t boast. When ho is not vin dictive, like most belligerent big an imals, which remain and mutilate the body, As soon as he knows he's are Factory in an American seabord city mado 200 pairs of heavy boots, 25 pairs of shoes, much heavy belt- ing and many gross of shoestrings out of the hide of one whale DR. EDWIN J. ‘ BROWN'S DENTAL OFFICES 106 Columbia St. Seattle's Leading Dentist for More Than $1 Years HUGHES, “Justice in tho |O, great heart, standing all alone so | SEUMAS McMANUS, Irish nuthor| Lea 1 “All the Irish believe in| | fairies, and why not? For, everyone To bleed a living sacrifice for hosts. | has seen a person who has seen al ‘They de- |" DOME, SCANDAL almost ey najor surg Often, the * andi because med not this ts the « as posnible, aped prope More Seeds Fr Cumming wants to correct To further improve the ays fem, Cumm all ship's mained nd efforts toward end All tnal license ns pilot or enginee Now required to stand m first { examination before license granted, and eventually all these officers will be able to give intelligent first-aid treatment. begun om Uncle Sam? Star's Bureau, New York Ave. Washington Ws HINC Free gar graft ir eeeking re-election, may be dis- tributed again this spring, after a Altho congress knocked ont this ancient practice at ite last seasion and no money ts now provided for seeds, an attempt is to be made oon to edd a $360,000 amendment to the new appropriation bill of the depart. ment of agriculture, While the general appropriation will not become effective until July 1, a hurry-up effort will be made have the $360,000 for free eceds «made available imme diately. The big seed companies, from which the government purchanen its supplies, are anticipating the amendment and are prepared to begin deliveries at once if the move is successful. '| Telling It to Congress (Excerpts from the Congreasional Record) honored | TO WOODROW WILSON jong years, hate, | Unawerved by treachery, unbalanced | by feara, stone Rep. Howard (D,), Okin. | o- WHY NATIONS FALL | Tho Gauls and Gotha never over- ause of traordinary appendage in the animal |the external strength that the Gauls It was ‘only them- selves, thru their dobaucheries, thru their hammering down of the com- mon people, taxing the rich man It tle and the poor man much, made lite for the common people #0. dis- }eame the Roman empire bec jand Goths possessed, when the Roman patrictans tressful that the common man wi Roman tyrants, Roman (D), Ariz. eae GOOD QUALITY POETRY | In the present environment w: produces no dramatic poems to com: |pare with Lord Byron's “Mazepp: or Sir Walter Scott's “Young Loch James Whitcomb Riley's Upon the Pumpkin."—Rep. wood (D.), Ohid. . Sher. telephone messages; $10,000,000 heart.—Rep. Clancy (D.) Mich. | BEAUTY GAME BIRD They call tho most |ame bird in Amorica the “vuttuy |ine guinea fowl,” and there's noth } ling of tho vulture about him great eating. Star Want Ads reach moro people than any other Seattle newspaper, glad the Gauls and Goths camo to rescue him from the tyrannies of the Our condition could not be worse than it is under the tyranny.—Senator Ashurst invar,” or Thomas Buchanan Read's | “Sheridan's Ride,” or Father Ryan's or even Bobby Shanter's Mare,” We are going too swiftly now to seo “Frost Tho old guard of this committee |have recommended a tax repeal of|than ¢ | $11,000,000 on candy; $13,000,000 on | |Jewelry; $29,000,000 on telegraph and on} soft drinks, $45,000,000 on movies and theaters, but they gave the automo: bile and truck owners the marble beautiful His | pulsory | food, tho of the soll, in ax clean ax | country? | the hog's garbage, and his flesh iy| A appropriation bill for thi For thin reason, there has re cently been introduced and re- ported to the house a special act which would authorize the addition of such amendments if congress Gesires !t. For many years congressmen have distributed free seeds broageast to further their chances for reelection, giving the incumbent an advantage over the candidate not already office, Their scant results in food production have been far overshadowed by the pollti. cal motive, 1t would be interest. tng to learn how many of the needa were ever actually planted, altho a burden of nearly §1,000 a day has been shouldered on the taxpayers for years Last year the cost of postage alono for mailing out these weeds waa $106,000. There was spent for vegetable seeds $109,- 453.57 and for flower seeds $16,101.90. They were pur. chased from 87 different seed companies, QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS yu get an answer to any Question of fact or *nforma- tion by itor, in ike as one before the altar) | ee cannot be iven, nor can extended research o undertaken. — Unalg r |] quests cannot be |} eprror. 9. |in the senso of “person?” A. Party 1s never used, excep [in @ legal sense, in the place o “person.” answered. 9. get ite name? A. This appears from the Indian meaning “echo.” eae Q. In what lattitude {9 the mos northern point of Greetand? | A, Latitudes 83 degrees, 89 min. utes, | | | word oe Q. When did Booker T, Wash | ington die and how old was he? | A. Ho died in rl} years old. Q. Where was Cecil Rhodes bur lied? On his estate in Matoppc ing, northeast of Matabeleland, South aay Buluwayo . Africa, . 6Q. | trine? | A. So named from tho English j economist, Malthus, who Population increases that unless population is checked, fa | fed. Ia? in which pated. A. Shiloh, burg, around Petersburg, eae Q. Whien state education adopted first. com Whieh Massachusetts education by New York in adopted compulsory the 16th centur adopted com in 1852, followed 1863, Holland education in | = t | How did tha Suwanee river | to be derived Sawant, ft 1915, and was 67) What is the Malthusian doo- 1 i n | polsonou” | | | | THE STORY OF SINCLAIR Special Correspondence true to early: gc to a story ma was not in 6 dout batted an eye. Sinclair's friends f the daring that charac is today: r———— SCIENCE Surgery humanity urgery on te of the ox made by times seldom are appreciated the student of this subject pokes back a few Even a 6 niles years civil war, performed sia had earn pre hlorofort, cipal anes ry—speed necessary when the patient us Modern surgery started with Am- brose Pare, in the middie of the 16th century, He operated on many French soldiers, In his day ft was thought thot gunahot wounds were They were cauterized jwith bol..ug off and het pitch, At jone time Pare ran short of these in:| | wredients and he was greatly wor | ried because he feared that a large! number of men wounded by gunshot ould die, To his surprise, he found they got along much better than the ones treated with the boiling olf That ended that particular form of torture. Pare made many other dis- coveries that put surgery on the road It {s following today. | A THOUGHT In At correct to use “party*| Hills about 60 miles, roughly speak-| in} | | | claimed| faster | he means of living; so that, either) part of it must starve to death, | or tho wholo of it bo insufficiently| Name some important vatites| General Grant partici-| Chattanooga, Vicks. | | Where no wood is, thero the fire goeth out; so where there is no tale- the strife ceaseth.—Proy, OBSIP is a sort of smoke that comes from the dirty tobacco- pipes of thone who diffuse {t; it proves nothing but the bad taste of the amoker. o- IN DENTAL PLATES nis $7.50 $12.50 .$15.00 and Sunday Your “Perfection” Set ‘Trubyte Teeth jet venings ec teeth extracted now and a amall depoatt will entitle you to these prices. Extractions FR With All Work Perhaps you think the price too low to carry quality and question our ability to ma good plate at no low a pri Fact {#, the material entering into the construction of these plates le the ve beat. The Electro Dent plate depart- ment js in charge of a Plate Specialint, a man of excep- tional abliity and experience, Rpecial attention ts given each case to proper ae- lection of teeth as to color, sha nd general con- atruction. ful expression, g! uralnesa to. -appearanci fitting insuring that pleasing and satisfying result you are king. We show wamp will be pleased to talk thi mattor over with you, Consultation and advice wii you noth Have your to Special Service 01 Town Patients EXAMINATION GAS GIV Let ua examine your teeth and give you an oxact eati- mato of your dental needa, you will find us polite and rtoous, end worthy of your fidence, ersonal Attention eld, Harrison and Hondricks ELECTRO PAINLESS DENTISTS OVER OWL DRUG STORE Corner Kirst and Pike Same Location 16 Years Entranco—105!9 Pike Phono MA in2555 in} | | A single lease ‘of 45,000, 0 miles alor cast of Africa of the magnit world wide. Oklahoma yar pr oll than there ¥ A meeting of pr called for Tulse among them. The pat of the hour, to save the industry, was en by which production —<<$<_. ‘Tulsa green 7, 1924 a 55064 thas cbt. Discus 15 came dispute ® suddenly flareg of the partners took explain why 9 sation s0 quick violence ang 1 the meeting er the mystery ur and Kemp > buy secretly hun. dreds of thousands of barrels of the cheap-priced oil. ‘They were providing storage tanks. Ang the ring the low-prices ugainet the tne e should rise. 1 the bitter quarrels whieh bloomed on the floor meet accomplished y the end desired — they broke up the sessions and pre vented action to stop the oven produ ut agal ed e time | was » were out t were ® prod: exact cleaned up, whe: back occurred LETTER FROM \V RIDGE PANN February 27, 1924 Dear Folks Augustus I. O'Gootus, of the town of Never-Wes would never try to spoof us with his pre-election buzz. The night before dec tion, he would figure out his chance; with ca: he would tell us in advance “I've canvassed all the city, as to whom the town and tho (t's quite a pity, I’m afraid that I will los 1 adore me, I am very free to » will cast your vote away!” 1 circumspection, { chooses Ldmittting ay, f YOM are voting jor me, you Ana when the voting finished, and O'Goofur didn't winjwith frankness undiminished, he woul reprimand us with a pos us this astounding aibll: id navigate his chin. He woulds't election cry; instead, he'd merely hand “It's fust as I expected of the publlo—Dless their souls? The right man toes clected when they ditohed me at the polls! And tho I missed the station, this ta know the Augustus L. O'Goofus, of the known to spoof us—and was never known to win! being placed upon goes forever ample recompense; I'm proud to nation has a lot of common sensc!” land of Hesn't-Been, was never And so he the shelf—a poor galoot who Tuberculosi Yields to New. Home Treatment i The dread of tuberculosis is pass- ing. arrested cases are being reported from all sections of this and other civilized countries, A new medicine and a new method of home treat- ment—now belng recommended and prescribed by physicians—has been | found to be marvelously effective in -stages of the ished physical constitutions, This new medicine ty called “Hae-| jJan'"—a name derived from the Old English which means “to make in sound health.” “Haelan” is « mysterious concoc- tion of roots, herbs, barks and fruits ~-discovered and compounded thru a secret process by an Austrian stu dent of medicine in the University of Vienna and tested for the eradication of germs, bacilli and blood impurities in the Zara Hospital jn Dalmatia. It remained, however, for a group of Denver physicians to discover its unparalleled efficacy for the treat- ment of tuberculosis. Scores upon scores of tubercular patients—in all disease—have been rented by these physicians with faclan” and in every cane great Improvement or complete recovery Is reported. And the astonishing part of the treatment {is its moderate cost; its great simplicity; its pleasing taste, and the fact that it contains no harmful thing. In fact it fs a mar. velous tonic, stomach and bowel cor. rective and blood purifier. With “Haelan” the patient's digestion and appetite are restored, the complexion becomes ruddy, hands and feet warm thé lips red and a rapid fnerease tn weight Is noted. One patient who has been very alck with tuberculosis for many years and who has recently started to take “Haelan,” says: “I want to say that ‘Haelan'’ reduces oxpector- ation and fever, increases the appe- tite, powerfully promotes digestion and assimilation, increases the physi- cal strength, purifies and builds more blood and thereby raises the resist- ing power and robustness of the pa. tlent and starts him on the way to This Doctor Say: ‘Whom ‘Ph cerns T will certify that T have used ‘Haolan’ put out by the General Remedies poraneny: in a numbs of complicated chronic ci of various kinds and find helpful remed especially ca of tuberculosis, gassed stomach and liver trou- blea, general nervous and run- down. condition. I regard said remedy as one of the very best of tonics and blood purifiers. Does not interfere with any other form of treatment, but otherwise helpful.” DR. J. A. P. M.D, July 8, 1923, Denver, Colo. in ‘Haolan” as now offered to the publio ts compounded and prepared under the personal direction of Ma: oo Gacini, its discoverer, It is guar- anteed harmless and IT IS GUAR. ANTEED TO PRODUCE BENE. FITS AND IMPROVEMENT TO THE ENTIRE SATISFACTION OF THE PATIENT or its full purchase price will be refunded. This guar. anteo Is backed by a deposit of $1,000 in a large Denver bank, Full, recovery and completely) ONE LETTER. Selected From a Great Mass of Similar Testimonials General Remedies Coy Denver, Colorado, a sufferer of tu- past sit and the doctors told me 1 could not live more than six months, I am a@ canvosser by trade but was compelled to Bt it up ag I was unable to work | fe ths at a time. i {ot aaa ae ae hemorrhages and I thought each | time I Big fe pore Races i not. having hemo sputum was streaked with blood and I was in constant fear of sing away while away from ome. I had a temperature most of tas time one ete oe leep was brol Stomach could ot take care of the food that I a Le I had lost twenty-five pounds in weight and my ee growing worse very fast one of my friends persuaded me to try “Haelan.”. ten days were over I felt like a changed man. My hemorrhage my sputum cleared up, my. perature left me and my and feet and in fact my. ody began to petite shopreving ah stronger, each day. 9 trouble ts entirely cured see ae ee medicine fat ave taken em ) FOF Wooks and in that time bat ained seven pou! Rieet my iviends that T ha seen for two or three n they do not believe it is man as ey say better, I am now back ev long have for twenty years. that any one who ‘ts fi dition that The Hnelans Me case ing “Haelan.’ in yey a ‘cine in age is years. rt 1689% & Rroaiwas Sone 4 8 Broadway, Bubseribed sworn to th say. of Octo bari 1928, me, “My commi uary 12, 1826. ROBERT F, Notary Public. . Doctor’s Report on | Above Case Gentlemen: . Tesamined Mtr. Kineauy t July, 1923, and found: consie able’ activity in the lower ® tion of the upper lobeion e side of his lung and one. $e small areas of moisture upper lobe of the right this time I mado an ture of his lungs and indings were con there was evidence of the areas mentioned. he so suffering considerably |} loss of weight. al strength. We prescribed cured. inations during this each time a gradual was noted potl tn pt findings and also ppeare and strength of the patient my knowledge he had h treatment than believe it ts for his cure, which in a period of two mo Yours very tral (This physician's mi Full particulars, testi der blank and price will Be) free to any tubercular dress the General Retr pany, Dept. A8, Loop {Colo.—Advertisement, ition was |