The Seattle Star Newspaper, February 26, 1924, Page 6

i Was bers under permits properly issued b e q fied and protected by i their hearts’ content, PAGE 6 The Seattl eStar ' MA ort Aid to the Guzzlers the HE raid of Athletic club, quors and 18 bar “pre-Volstead” officers or ure of of beer, has g I stuff and belonged to As rned to the ullet prohibition very drop of it must and will be ret Ws for the undisturbed delectation o: It is a fine little object lesson of Ww does not prohibit, A favored and bibulou governmental t ) h u f their permits e law ft them. % Volste * * _— Examine your pay envelope » @ontinues its wrangle with This sort of thing does not invite ar for Mr enactment, nor it offer encouragement those who are trying to enforce it. On the provokes the bootleggers, blind-piggers and hi-jacker go blithely and gaily on their lawless way and it force lercoming nausea on those who have hugged the delusior lat the law really meant to inaugurate and maintain hibition. The moral of it all is: “If you have a thi m a club and guzzle your own, or beware the law respect contrar ‘Treasury warns that a new series of counterfeit $1,000 bills carefully Radio Competition nave been cut ganization ONG and music writers’ royaltie by radio competition, their o broadcasting iyment for music sent by radio. Eventually radio will have to be endowed, to provide table entertainment, unless broadcasting stations are luced to half dozen or Step forward, millionaires, ho want to do some r good, Germany has discovered a cure for sleeping sickiiess, just when France ght it was acting in that capacity claim tatior about Business Outlook Good HE outlook is for good business conditions in the next six months, judging from the old reliable weather- fine, the iron and steel industry. Pig iron production in January showed an increase the month before. Apparently the industry is re- ng from the slumping tendency that started last Pig iron output traditionally rises or falls six months ahead of general busines As a filling station, Mr. Doheny was not as brilliantly housed as y others on our strategic corners, but it must be admitted that his e was brisk. The Importance of Detail ‘APOLEON, during his milittary career, found that he would be seriously handicapped unless he discov- @ way to preserve food in large quantities for his mies. So hé offered a prize. Frenchman won the prize by inventing the tin can. om that one tin can developed the great canning in- y of modern times. You realize, from this incident, the failure or success of a large undertaking can de- Md on a seemingly small detail. Modern cities ‘and dern war would be next to impossible without tinned Who was the French inventor of the tin can? one knows. bandits wha robbed a golf player.of $600 made the whole in stroke, regardless of hazards, it appears. Building to Stay Built ERMANY finds its oldest dwelling, 1,200 years old. They built for permanence in those days. _ inch, English comic magazine, printed the picture of odern house that had collapsed before finished. The etor storms to the foreman: “Didn't I tell you ‘to take down the scaffolding before you put on the ll paper? Watson's complaint that congress has passed nothing after months of session is a mistake. It has passed the time. Go to It, Harold! ‘AVING been married a yi Mr. Harold Lloyd will % present home comedy on the screen. lich is art’s progress. Also it is Exhibit A of what sometimes does to perfectly fine young men. Some em yearn to present home comedy after six months Q ied life, and others are able to hold back to the d of the year, so as to miss nothing. Take the case esteemed Mr. Charlie Chaplin. The advertisement engagement to, of, by and for Miss Negri had irdly got cold before he annqunced that he would pre- it “Hamlet,” Mr. Wm. Shakespeare’s scenario, whose 7 effects are largely ghost-walking and killings of er-in-law and other members of the family fireside. n it is that, if some months of marriage, or even ened marriage, cannot prod an artist to his full nothing else is likely to, and it is reasonable to that, if Mr. Lloyd throws his whole soul into ening 12 months of home comedy, he will be greeted ‘an outpouring of he-viectims of Cupid unprecedented f screen history. "th is one thing about 1924. We haven't, as the weather man would , had so many days since 1920. More than likely two carth shocks recently recorded by the Georgetown LETTER FROM \V RIDGE MANN Feb, 26, 1924, ke our coats and hats and wander down, h of votes for mayor of the town. And pévery loyal roan is keen to join the yoting flock, to cast a yote for Al Lundin, or Erickson, or Doc, So, not to overlook bet, Wil ask you, “Have you voted yet?” | You-reach the polls; there's not n dearth of folks ahead of you; but soon you get the Puliman berth, and pull the curtains to. u quickly yank the levers then; St didn’t take you long; but mehow, when you're out ugain, you feel you've done it wrong! But even vo, you nicedn’t fret; however, “Hayo you voted i eo At home, the wife will say tonight, “I really did my best. my vote for muyor right, but what about the rest? we had to vote for other people, toom—you ha le note to tell mo what to wo!" . If that's dnt get. I'll ask you, “Has she voted yet?” However, those are minor things, as government {s run. The Mg idea election brings, ix “Get, Your Voting Done!” Wor not a wots Ie “Iort,” tho some may mies the winning tricks—it’s thowe Who {ail to vote who gum tha wheelx of politics! And I I didn't "t made a a jolt you you voted star cluster a million light deseription only serves dent who is THE SEATTLE STAN TUESDAY, BRUARY 26, Why Not Make Oil Magnate Doheny President of U. S.? BY FRED L, NOMINATE Doheny been gettin done f § r expense chief executi on the Standard, Dohen covetous ¢ the nelair, nele Se nee He would invite the tandard Oil board of dire lunch with him When cigars had been ligh broach the subject of oil r “As a matter of fa dent Doheny would say erves draining which will eventually you might a us for a—er—purely Better take the half-loaf et it, Smith? navy chi at the are ‘ou beco: r BOALT Smitl “our well lease your lands ith 1 ometl w for pr th partic tion that we » ordered t woul Tut, tut ou nitl ing don our Y' ho g thing coming Not on ate pl bug our ‘ dolorou that doodle Be | off re u could would cast ve, rve huck ng you At thi airman of t and in fe ctors to take t, but I ite House. ough-shod ted, he would You and ¢ didn't we boyhood pa’ No I Oh, yes, @ know I own near Li yours, but eat kick ation of di I erve .? Presi naval re r oil lands, me worthle no! nominal sur when you can Wheels Within Wheels ng and take Do course, d about having up with the board 1 cut him short with: ! dummy to but \ uy board, it By the doodle-bug tl ty in Oklahoma would be mith’ “Market indivation: are duc t th w" ran¢ out good,’ are and for a rise mily ge © mortgage If littl yoint eble Joheny all th Smitl would that’ loan iith and unconvincing would “Between friends, went to school together I m to remember, Old Is, eh? A hundred thousand insist. Glad to do it nother small matter at orr pro i ride over | Smith You nve a doodlebug farm of m) os Angeles. Not as large a a nice place, and I get out of the scientific propa oodlebugs. I'd take it a as a ‘Judicial’? Extermination BY HERBE think s th ain reduced and law d requiring the interstate commiercs com mission to reduce them, are rev. olutionary deman They say that railway rates have been placed in the hands of the commission. And that the commission is a judicial body And that congress mist not take upon itself. the regulation of rotes These gentry forget that: tho interstate commerce commission is an agency of the government. It fs the government acting thru the commission which is regu- lating the rates. And the gov- ernment is still—tho the commis sion seems to have forgotten the fact—the congress and the presi- dent When railway rates are raised by the commission to the point of wreaking ruin on the industry sriculture, as the present 3 do, it ceases to be a matter which may safely be léft to any commission, no matter how dig: nified and “Judicial” {t may be. For when agriculture t# ruined this republic is exterminated Congress ought not to sit idly by and see the nation subjected to judicial extermination. la Fol cort our re lott rulway Congress established tho Inter. state commerce commission. Con- —— SCIENCE The Universe It is almost {mposslble for sclence | « to keep up with what may be called the size of the universe andthe ago of the carth, Estimates in both of these problems hav’ been changed many times, recently, but they are ‘constantly belng extended by addi. tional discoveries. A recent estimate of the dixta «8 the known universe was 350,- 000 light distance traversed in a year by light. Light moves at the rate of 186,000 miles per second, Now, however, Harvard observa tory announces the discovery of a ars dis away and ex limits of the universe + yome newspapers 9 mother universe.” iy entirely wror to confuse the Is trying to ¢ tant. This is so far tends th and A light year is tho| ERT QUICK rbolish it Congre dling commission, commission as a whole wines ceased in my op represent the interests whole peopla For congress to take the post tion that, hating set up a com- mission to regulato the railways, it has no further duties toward the people, would be an act of abdication of ity powern and abandonment of its duties What Folks ot the PROF. {zed vico flourishes in the city, and it has all the evils of ancient |Palmyra and Babylon, proverbial wicked spots, but it hax something moro—the righteousness of the new Jerusalem.” . SIR PAUL DUKES, lecturer author: “There is not |never has been a There ix, however, a ‘Russian’ Rus da, dominated by nh infinitesimal |mjnority of bolshevist bureaucrats, less than one-third of 1 per cent of, & “population of about 150,000 }millions. ‘The Russian people abso peas are not communistic.” i now and vint Russia. ATOR BEVERIL | fo political pa y |corner on scoundrels, 0 religiow | denomination a monop on virtue, nd the political or moral organi }zation that shields its ravcaly {n- vites its doom, Honesty is funda- | mental.” -« ) MRS. MARGARET |health lecturer: “There methods, but no t health and beau! ee ROBERT G. COUSINS, former |congressman, Tipton, Towa: “Just now the insurgency, dominating in our nation’s chamber of peers, pro- poses to pl the typo of our national character.” BLAIR, aro many ricks, in gaining {3 ‘ WILLIAM ~=WALLACE ® iTON, lecturer, Minnesoty Under dur constitution, the worst day for labor has been better than the best day for labor anywhere else ume is true with Are Saying || OTT E. W. BEDFORD, | University of Chicago; ‘Prue, organ-| ANoTHAT Litre WAG There Runs The WHOLE DANGED THING Telling It to Congress || (Excerpts from the Congressional Record) NOT A BIG BIZ LAWYER In Phik Y lu, where wo # © interests, wo! usually jthe Pennaylaynia railroad, the Read- | ing railroad, the Baltimore & ¢ Rallroad, the Philadelphia Hiectric the U. G. 1, and the great banking |house of Morgan, which does. busi {ness in Philadelphia under the name jof Drexel & Co, Roberts (republican | oll prosecutor) represents none of |thone.—Sen. Pepper (R.) Pent | mea PIE FOR RAILROADS | | Tho highest-salaried railroad pres | [ident in America, getting $120,000 a jyenr, made the statement before the railroads Joould not compete with automobile trucks. Ho was asked, ‘What are we to do for you?" and he said, “I | think you ought to make these high. ! | ways toll roads.” let the people | jpay for the roads and then mako| |them toll roads and pay for going . over them.—Rep. Oldfield, (D),! | Arkansas, | ING! INDIANS | he state of Oklahoma} ara for the Indian hildren that go to the public schoo! jin that state because of the fact that Indian property in that state is not! taxed. ‘There are approximately 30,-| 000 Indian children of school age in jthe state of Oklahoma; 21,000 of |these children are in the public jSchools of Oklahoma.—Sen. Harreld, (Okla), hefore senate appropriations | pmmittee, | | senate committes t AT H EDUC HOW ANDY MADE HIS PILE In the making of aluminum it} jtakes bauxite, which is nothing but | jclay and water, and the: Mellon com. |panles are now a part_of the water j power trust in this country. ‘This is] jthe way Mr, Mellon aceuniulated Hfortune which makes him the second {richest man In tho world. ‘This is tie |Seeretary of the treasury, who de |votes his time, not to his business, but to escaping taxes thru a control of the purty to which ho belongs,— Rep. Rainey (D) 1), eo. YOUN ORTERS Woe feel, toc mothers, that the | Pursuit of happiness is rather ditti jeult in the summer when wo must jrinse our children in gasoline before | they again become presentable after | Q. How can one keep tron f ith, if you'd let pedigreed ie send you doodlebug prepaid Ma I? e'll ider that oil Ver no t troops. Visi charge \nd ood as settled ou todd rh CASE ink natter a unope am 1 along I have with William <¢ Burt tributed will do Bill, step on Enter the great detective they what dirt ork is afoot ¢ UNCLE SAM WOULD BUY—NOT SELL—VALUABLE HOLDINGS “y rret report, that filled with greenbac just ffice to the , interior, agriculture , the vice president ha a crui with John D. feller's private Also, the retary of war has ordered troops to Teapot Dome to drive off the small operators there who are annoying the Dutch oil interests.” ind dynamic action. W could Doh he do Burns, erin delivered ecretarle re aa uitcase new, him for he get ( been and fron inclair of war, and labor, Als ust started on Rockefeller in corrupt the the harve acht I. of J. P. Henry Ford is galvanized into instant penniless, the yacht to return at once, Doheny “Wireles QUESTIONS AND TEST YOURSELF Tell the secretary of war t net and compel them to ret w suitcas among hips, manufacture: would corrupting us. te » shoe trust. ould make the rich pa You and I wouldn't p: hungry, we would actually burst into tears. | off the t the members « e cab suit this, B ned. And 1 isn’t selling buying. get He Rhone the treasury and teil 'em to get es ready. I want ‘em d the oll people the most good. Step it!” DOHENY COULD EXPLOIT TRUSTS FOR TAXPAYERS eny could do for us in oil in grain, cotton, lumber, everything. Once instead of against us, quit exploiting us and He would exploit and oil trust, the steel trust r trust, the textile us He would be so thoro ruthless about it that, at the ver Morgan, John D. Rocke: Har Sinclair, ragged, haggard and ch N00. 13 Your Own Third Degree FOR FORESIGHT (Warning! Don't look at the diagrams until you find out what you are to do) Washing cents in ou meet a new si! you ash tell you to start a Who {s the auth and oh Ia it bei 9 de » of “Cyrano is it pro- y played on the Derperac za-rak. enment by ter the Hams from rusting? ‘ * A g. pe wi mi ow f a paste Did you do both correc A it with 1 iting mixed together in the This is eastl (All Rights PB this liquid, using a soft Mat cam- el's-hair brush, and av all! rubbing. Place m a flat board 7 upon to dry. Why do eral times before iy The habit is sup y dogs arownd g down? to point ry when hat does “Amen” mean? in” “Bo suredly. th in th 4 WAN NOC twist the position fo: comfortabh fixed and | out Q. brick” What is the ptural of brick; or “bricks?” Bricks; but the word brick| y also bo used as a collective oun for bricks in the mass or as! @ material. Thus, both are correct, | depending on the use of the word. | ame modern has dog How ay the odor of pain wed quickly from a ndful of liay on the hie Kio it with a uttle} 9. Should the kui lime “smell of paint} Wewed to remain on passing the plate for of helping? A. Yes The fork ond nuld never bo placed on the table| sgain ‘after they have been nor should they be d when passing the plate. I fort: be 2 plate in a second) | 9. ear & couple Is there any way of making|* neit marks indelible? A. To fix pencil marks so they I not rub out, take well-skimmed | Wk and dilute with an equal bulk| water. Wash the pencil marks hether writing or drawing) with Q. What docs “Liebestied” meant A. “Love-pong.” knife | used, | held in the t at is the be ¢ successful thing to do? y the test for h ell the shortest path ar n the left and ending must be crossed por should any rules? Ready. Have rved, Science Service) | A THOUGHT Am I therefore become your ene- I tell you the truth? that openly tells his friends all that he thinks of them, must expect that they will secretly tell his enemies much that they do not think of him—Colton, | Frieda’s Follies THERE was one woman in town WHOSE maidenhood has lasted be- yond REACH of scandal. SHE HAD the nerve to say one THAT she would never lose her good name— ANY MORE than Frieda could— AND SHE 16 years my senior. “THAT js quite true,” I rejoined, “YOU never did find a man, WHO would give you his IN PLACE of yours.” U c| N T —by— °, PUBLIC at the SALE OF avy Surplus AUCTION NAVY YARD PUGET SOUND (BREMERTON) WASHINGTON at 10 A. M, (Pacific Standard Time). 5 MARCH, 1924 Included in this sale there will be large quantities of Navy Surplus Ma- terials, briefly described as follows: Electrical Cable and Wire Machines Hand Tools Batteries Fittings Ship and Boat Fittings Plumbers’ Supplies Hardware Gas Masks Cafeteria Ete. Catalogue No. 545-A, which includes all details of description, with Terms of Sale, ete., may SAMUEL E. WINTERNINTZ and CO., 88 So. Illinois; the Supply Officer, Navy Yard, Puget $ Equipment Engine and Fire Room Fittings and Equipment Small Boats together be had upon application to the Auctioneers, Dearborn Street, Chicago, ee the reason why you've met the question, “ ound (Bremerton), Wash- going into the water, and that really | is not @ flight of fancy, but is abso. | lutely true (because of water bein} polluted by oll waste), D. Lee, Maplewood, N. ington, or the CENTRAL NAVY YARD ot the wonders of the st. ix and ean b MISS HEL “universe’’ means everything there| woman. polit ‘ js. A poetic statement of scientific to end war is to attack the machin fact generally fx mislondi ory of war.” SALES OFFICE WASHINGTON, D. C.