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ah teaincdinas scans PAGE 8 "HD § BATTLI THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 7, 1924 ty by The Star Fudlishing © 1. Newspaper Ruterprise Ansoctation am per month, § months 3,60, ® month, Uthinan, @pectal Representatives, Chicago offices, Tribune Bide,: New Rosten eftice, Tremont Bide. OT Beventh Ava Phone United Prese Gervion iy months $2.00, year 08,60, Franojsos ‘ork effion io Bide} Respect for Court ISSOURI’S recent constitutional convention provided for certain changes in the state’s basic law that are expected, if the people vote approval, to secure better Service from the state supreme court. These provisions are being fought by lawyers and judges, largely on the ground that they indicate disrespect for the court. Judge Culver, eminent jurist of St. Joseph, supports the provisions vigorously. “Judges,” he s “like all Other officers, are entitled to and receive the respect Which their conduct merits.” That is the truth. The day has gone by when courts may hope to hold the respect of their communities simply because they are courts and regardless of their conduct as such. It is too great a strain on the average mentality to insist that it believe only perfection sits on the bench and that judges are purged of all weaknesses of mind and matter by the mere assumption of judicial place. As a matter of judges are human and are entitled to no consideration, praise or reproach, respect or disrespect, eae is not given to other human beings in every walk of ie. If courts, high and low, and everywhere, had so con- ducted themselves as to merit entire respect, there would be no such widespread demand for reformation and re- striction as now exists. They have invited the reckoning that seems to be at hand. President Coolidge told the Ohio society at Washington that the coun try would be safe in the hands of the next generation. After reading the testimony in the naval oil reserve hearing it seems doubtful whethe: the next generation will be kept very busy looking after what the pres ent generation leaves it. Cincinnati is 137 years old, and that accounts for the kind of ball playing it does. The Spot for Drilling E can picture, without becoming over-excited, how, with $100,000,000 worth of U. S, oil swag in sight, the Washington atmosphere could fill up with $100,000 unsecured loans and magnificent liars emerge from every bush, but there’s one Teapot Dome feature that we ut- terly fail to grasp. As between lifelong friends in oil, $100,000, without ‘security, is a mere trifle. The woods are full of oil men Willing to recognize a cabinet officer $100,000 worth in a jon over a Teapot Dome. Washington can rassle "with a commonplace like that all it wants to. But, the Yeal mighty mystery lies in this: Z Why did Sinclair send Fall, freight charges paid, a per- “fectly good pedigreed bull, several prize hogs and a reg- cow? Such things don’t go, even as between lifelong friends in oil, if Washington will answer this question, We'll show that senate investigating committee a place to _ Stick in its drill to produce a real gusher. If rival newspapers can't ‘settle the dispute as to which was respons! Ble for Germany's action in releasing Griffis, we suggest another con fest: See who can get Bergdoll back to the U. S. A. first. Mah jongg, ‘tis reported, has reached France. #ongg: All hearts resolved, on victory or death.” _ The Short, Sure, Safe Way to Do It RESIDENT COOLIDGE: » The whole country observes the negligence and e of the attorney general's office, and is sickened “Mah Jongg! Mah impoten by. ‘The whole country is disgusted by the stupidity con- issed in the Teapot Dome matter by the secretary of navy and his assistant. “Busted Busts’ Number Two “Tmourt— g a i] Reig Mas WHO THOUGHT \\ | Twas ONLY || A tempesy I8 || aA_Teapor i} ‘GOB Denby \ TEA POP DOME, ART GALLERY vx a) pou weer re AL wre MUST CIVILIZATION DI N an old fifth on the text, lenson reader t “Knowledge Is he truth was driven of know! © powe knowledge Ja po war waa a not of men or main r for evil. Th 1 would submarines WE GAIN, BUT NOT IN RIGHTEOUSNESS We b r mightily, the time. new knowledge. not gained in teousness, We aro as mutually devoted to destruction as ever, Our war to end wars has turned out to have been a war prepare for another War un’ ® revival and intellige: nations called civilized. Only a few men are the world uve & We Wo are ing all are gaining thru But wo have to telling imper BY HERBERT QUICK at the viston of what te next war will surely bring. NEXT WAR WILL BE WAGED ON POPULAT ONS It will be @ war unlike the It will waged, not the noldiers alone, but nat the populations back of lines—a war against whole i will kill the eavin the ¢ Armi ing forts in the form thelr aircraft of gas whic kill the QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS YOU can wet an answer to any Question of fact_or tnforma- Hon by writing to ‘The Question Editor, Stare Washington N.Y. Av enclosin; mpa for reply. Medica! and marital advice cann given, nor can extended research be undertaken, Unaigned re- quests cannot swered — EDITOR, stores tio cents in bo Which of the Southern states re the mained in the Union during homes, but even crops in the fields. In that great and a men will anh hide th cover them salvation. the growing of the waters to earth tion cont. forecast of ter rehenaible new 5 ed by rig WORLD MUST TAUGHT THE BE DANGER Ike a and It wie ter: ribly vivid sense of comes he danger 0 to the peoples. Of the politicians there seems to be Out of the body the peoples must come s from the body of this death, if it comes before the which we live tn des it ts now almost destroyed over much of Ei America is not outnide the zone of destruc ton, We are already entangled in this web of destruction no hope. The governments of the West- ern world have only a few more years, perhaps only a few more n which to palter with It will bo only a short’ time when there will be ‘all Case BY Bonnet M. UF - Only ‘One of Many LA FOLLE TTE tlon unde ha words an thelr impli Ameri n more ama est and thoro-going in ordered the misfortune vigorous inves 6 him paid to him by ol lata to whom he rel I of mil Fail t redhanded and the of the public Is now iteréd upon him FALL CASE ONLY ON AMONG MANY land attention valued at hundred: f dollars, Mr has vealed that organ ized wealth uch men as Sir for many I assert that these char, PLUNDERING HAS LONG B N GOING ON The plundering of the people and of the pent h been con repu! of plur prompt and effect @ action. The exposure of th shameful record of gover mental corruption is only a be- ginning. The people must de- mand a housecleaning and ex- pose the Interests which have been profiting by the system. Let it not be thought that predatory wealth exerts its pow- er nolely in the outright corrup- tion of public officials to obtain valuable concessions and special privileges. ry raflroad bill, every plece which call fo! | May | cuss summer, ure memt OM EX SIMS: NEW §8| A |PAPER EXTRA! MURDER! EXTRA! _ WANTE! | Wanted — A} combination de- ng ad feet Get Away With MONKEY NEWS Murder -- y May Ape the Senators crooks They ang of monk been shipped t for ox Don't wor thes © rea periments shing oe it ou in Just be. hot water cop a getting holders ill see what they car with Doctors these mon our pa ¢ situation is dan. us. Suppose a an got mixed in these monkeys by 7? Or suppose a got in the capitol by mistake? SCHOOL NOTES “Children are be coming more unruly,” ays & teacher, First thing you know, eggs will be talking back to hens or making facos lan {s $100 tax h every gun sold and O-cent tax on Then sa sd EDITORIAL leggers 6: work with That's the ortes right are all work, But many ly work the peo- nifting taxes from one shoulder to the other doesn't do much good, if both shoulders sre on the e man AVIATION NE’ bide you to death MARRIAGE New York man rried three women ity! He is, DEATHS War is not dead merely c’ committees is in Berlin. Now the Germans may shell out or be cussed out. JAIL NEWS Akron, ©., man shot his wife and then him. self, getting the right person the second shot. FASHIONS Teapot Dome may make teapots all the rage for spring trade. MARKETS Isn't {t about time to hear from the annual coal strike? m @ nervous break SHINE NEWS Greek . has tions HER few m time WEAT Or ment establi ths unt AUTO NOTES Gasoling has gone gets much we may start It for booze. BIRTHS new year is @ month old death of civi world bre threat are Smuts -and Phil! ». If we were not calle sy horrors, we should grow pale and weak with terror What Folks Are Saying no hope save by revolutions in every civilized country—and no- body can be sure that there ts hope tn revolutions SCIENCE Hope of Mars Life can exist at to us, toda remarkable 18 min-lis ona of the t and J.|interesting to ctyil “war? 1 Delaware, Maryland, Kentucky and Missourt did not join the Con- federacy, and the western portion| jof Virginia also remained loyal to) } the Union. | eee Daugherty, Denby and Roosevelt were not your selec- Their jobs are too big for them. Good sense, business and even good politics should prompt your irement of them. Such aides would not continue for of ship subsidy legisiation, every taxation and tariff bill has be- hind it the same unlimited power which was brought to bear upon Mr, Fall and which influenced him to betray his trust. It ts not always necessary for these inter- ests to steal directly from the government, nor to bribe public officials. TELLS OF METHODS OF PRESENT DAY Tho improved present-day method consists of enacting measures like the Cummfns-Esch railroad law, which legalizes public plunder, and which It is | Frieda’s Follies you women JUST SHINE on petting parties. A KISS means no more to them THAN the next dance. THIS ONE was vivacious and pretty, BUT IN my day—well, supposed TO BE sacred to one’s fiance. A NEWCOMER was raving stout her, p00 Oxfords Gore Pumps Cross Straps Put your faith in the people rather than in the party, Center Straps “Mr. President. Thus men have become truly great, and only thus, Dee paper says the democratic convention will meet in Madison garden, but the nomination will be made at the Waldorf. 's the matter with Tammany hall? : Massachusetts Real Estate Ex-| Which Parisians are beginning to doubt General Dawes’ Americanism. He | change “God help the taxpayer.” | S@Dt? to settle the reparations matter in the newspapers. } oe: 6 a In point of thme, 7 Rev. Samuel McComb, professor | “!* between A § ot theology, Eplscopal Theological | 2¥rke, 110 rounds, a draw, at New becaune, school, Camb M ‘phe | Orleans, La, Aprit 6, 1895; in point | t) .t traditional theology of all the|°/ rounds, 276, between Jack Joncs Mare churches js bankrupt. Religion has |@"4 Patsy Tunney, Cheshire, Eng- beer. untlérinined by |land, 1825. Jones won, the doctrin is of evolution and our religious sys | Peet 9 British interests of 18 million acres of land, in Lower |'¢™ »** bigs He Oe gh Pl aaperd i cokina? eee penis, taken by the. revolutionists after Diaz got |i new religion in needed” | TNe same aa ordinary cugar.|dured the toast cold tuts and formally claimed by the Madero and Carranza “fe |Larger quantities, however, are | there are plenty of Arctic plants ments. This land runs right up to the interna- Susie Sorabjl, East India tem | needed, as these substances are not\and animals. ‘This shows how life line, so that Uncle Sam may eventually be bounded god tap Mae hr | a ge aga oa acta ibe nro nai eg Mac nm the north by British-Canada, on the East by the |women. They keop themselves alivo| When was Thanksgiving first de-| ‘The contentions ‘British 12-mile limit, on the south by British California | ana young with work for themselves | clared a national holiday? entists that Ife cannot exist on and on the west by what the British get next. jand others. You ane ‘Standes sed | In 1865, by President Lincotn, ores not, take into sceount : ‘Of course, 18 million acres of Lower California real [ifs fot sacrificed” SeaEVAd Galt, |X. winé) to ‘toalke! eons. ge khnge:| Clathnie oe arate ment ine Rswieo | oink ay peach?* estate is just land, but this proposed British Baja terri- jana you are magnificent.” |I welgh 140 pounds. How big|great that life, as we knéw it,-may| HE SAID, thrilled to the ears. tory is loaded with the finest prospects of oil and gold. lies ' However, it is as “bone dry” as the Sahara desert. E ge Dan G. Taylor, St. Louis: should the floats be? | not be able to exist on that planet “YES,” I replied slowly, olice departments in the} _ terprise producing water would make it a bonanza. Mex- : Who tnvented the Monitor, and| what was the nickname of this ves-| sel? | It was invented by Capt, Erica son, and was called “The LAttle G-| | ant.” | cee | president the W. Franklin Burnham, under conditions | » Seem imponssible, | adaptability of life es that astronomers this next » learn mory than fn all was longest glove hours, is very Bowen at pres. summer, about the previous British in Mexico 'ONEY, sometimes, makes more than the mare go. It may make British recognition of Mr. Obregon planet study. At one time the climate of the earth, from pole to pole, was sem! tropical for millions of years, At that time no animal could have en. CLEARANCE OF DISCONTINUED LINES An excellent opportunity to save. Every type of shoe shown this season is represented. Black and col- ors—satin, suede, kid. Remarkable values at these KNOW tho way somo close-out prices $3.85 inist, lips were | there of some scl. } $4.85 $5.85 $7.85 RACK SPECIALS $1.95 and $2.95 UNUSUAL HOSIERY VALUES Black, all silk, full fashioned, French clock. . Pure silk, in black and the new colors......$1.35 Silk and wool, in heather and black... - $1.65, CLOSING OUT CHILDREN’S HOSIERY Entire stock of cotton, lisle and wool mixtures, in black and brown, reduced to these prices: $6.85 2.35 Petrified Bunk AT do you know about Diogenes? Chiefly that he went about with a lantern, looking for an honest All this is historical bunk, of course, for Diogenes ee, need to look far. Around him were more honest Men than crooks. Same as today. Nine are honest __ where one is dishonest. __ The truth is, Diogenes was a counterfeiter, a fugitive al justice. He was the son of an ancient money- er or banker of Sinope. Both he and his father were expelled from the home community for “adulterat- the coinage.” Diogenes escaped to Athens, where he lived in a tub the Temple of Cybele. Being a crook at heart, he _ naturally imagined all other people were crooks. He joined the Cynics, a sect of Greek philosophers eae! by Socrates. Cynic means dog-like, snarling. c cynic, he went about with a lantern, sarcastical- ly secking “an honest man.” History is a very incomplete record. To its credit, tho, it does tend—with a multitude of exceptions—to preserve a record of the good things, and make people forget the bad. An Olympia bootlegger actually used his boot in his illicit business. Talk about 100 per cent! This is it, of at least three fect, and should| Mars and the cold camo .slowly, as | tired an a political asset. If too good, | inches twlde, by about siz inches or|is probable that the population | than dig out substantial prosperity. The wealth-hunting A THOUGHT I . France, Germany, Great Britain,|This causes the bellef that highly | _ # hundred million. {thelr marriage, there would be more} Great Britain—George Harvey. that discoveries tending to Indicate ee) they are oppressive; if too bad, the | more deep. could have been adapted to it. ‘British are much different. | people demand that they be thrown see If life began on Mars at all, it Doe Cook was a mere piker. He hornswoggled but thousands of vic- Mrs, Marth: Mulvey, White! Spain and Belgium? intelligent beings exist on Mars. | Lying lips are abomination to the House chief cook: “If more girls} France—Myron 1. Herrick. It 1s, therefore, possible that | Lord; but they that deal truly are {happy husbands in this world and| Spain—Cyrus FE. Woods, this may be made when the planet E WHO has not a good memory | \fewer divorces.” Belgium—Henry P, Fletcher. is well placed for observation with should never take upon him Each shoe should have a volume) But if there were human beings on | “BUT the men around hero have are more a political Mability| be about ten feet long by cight|there is good reason to suppose, It] OF FREE STONE peaches.” " icans have little enterprise. They sell concessions rather j out.” Who are the U. 8. ambassadors to | began long before Iife on this earth. tims, when the real game Is to “get in good” at Washington and do up learned to make good food before| Germany—Alanson B. Houghton, | there is advanced life on Mars and | His delight.—Prov.xii. in the next six months. the trad f lying.—Montaigne. Dear AY A brand new monthly magazine came out the other day. It's name is “Bridge”—ot course they mean the kind of bridge you play. It gives the dope of brainy guys like Foster, Work and Kling, who write to try to put you wise on how to play the thing. It telis you quite a lot of stuff a person ought to know; for when you fail to know enough, it costs a lot of dough. But when it's Just a friendly night, with women playing, too, the rules you need, to be polite, are really just a few: Rule 1. Your partner trumps your ace—a truly bonehead play. Don't let your visage show a trace of what you want to say, Re. member she is human, too; and cheerfully remark, “A very clever thing to do! You played it like a shark!" Rule 2. She fails to see a card, and makes a bad revoke. Don't start to yowl And take it hard, but treat It like a joke. Remark, “Oh, what's a couple tricks? It makes a better scrap; we're up against a pair of hicks—they need a handicap!" Rule 3. No matter what they do to cut your scoring short, con- tinue just to smile it thru, and take {t like a sport. For any boob can sit and smile when holding all the trumps—but he {s really well worth while who has a smile for bumps! $25 Plates bel $8 Crown and Bridgework Cut to With Our Regular 15-Year Guarantee SO NOW IS THE TIME While Our Prices Are Cut in Half raelf we came, Righ-slaes work, using MEN’S SHOES REDUCED Your choice of an extensive range of new lasts and patterns in High Shoes and Oxfords. Includes black and the popular shades of brown. $4.55 not doing cheap o best materials o! DR. H. 0. DANFORD, Mgr. SECOND AVP. AND JAMES ST. Democratic women will meet for instruction on how to talk from the stump. Kgad! Stumped at last! $6.55