The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 26, 1923, Page 11

To William Short Dear Bill; So you think that stenographers are not organized bo- cause of the call of Dan Supid? Something to that, Bill, When the lit tle fat fellow gets busy on a girl's heart, sho can’t seo anything but @ rosy cloud and a home with a refrigerator and a washing machine, CHIRK SEATTLE. To the Seattle Civic Symphony Orchestra Dear Musicians: This is just to tell you how much I enjoyed the artistry of Zimbalist, who played hore under your auspices. Thanks! CHIEF SEATTLE, To Valeska Suratt Dear Actress: I notico where you say that Western men don't flirt. Mebbe they aren't the oglers that throng the Eastern cities, but even at that we have too many “drugstore cowboys" and would-be sheiks on our streets, A term in jail for some of theso male flirts would act as a great corrective, CHIEF SEATTLE, To Harry V. Williamson, Narcotic Office Chief, and His Officers Gentlemen: The excellent record of your office in recent months, in the number of arrests and convictions for violations of the federal nary eotics act, speaks well for all of you, You are enguged in one of the 7 most—if not the most—important branches of law-enforcement work, and the sincere and unstinted efforts you are making to curb this na- + tonal evil are appreciated by every citizen who reads of your activities in the daily papers, CHIEF SEATTLE, To Col. George P. Lamping, of the Seattle Port Commission Dear Colonel: You are entitled to the gratitude of the public for the unselfish and untiring work you completed in Washington, D, C., thru clinching the sale of the Skinner & Eddy site from the federal shipping board to the city of Seattle for the nominal price of $600,000, CHIEF SEATTLE, To Encoh W. Bagshaw, University of Washington Football Coach Dear Baggy: I understand that you are seeking a showdown on the probable renewal of your contract with the untversity, which will expire next spring. When the caliber of the team which represented Washin, ton when you took over the reins in 1921 is compared with that of )1 it is apparent that you have done mighty well. You are entitled to recognition for your work. CHIEF SEATTLE. To Mayor Edwin J. Brown Dear Doc: Hot stuff, wo! CHIEF SEATTLE. To the Seattle Chapter of the cena Red Cross Dear Workers: In the annual report of your activities it in noted that Red Cross people made more ‘than 26,000 visits to the sick of Seattle during 1922 and to date-in 1993. This sort of charity is more wonderful to the recipients than the mere giving of matertal assistance. It is hoped that this branch of your work will be as faithful! the future. CHI To the “Hunchback” Film Cast Dear Screen Folks: With Gov. Hart, Mayor “Doc” ables of the city and state I saw you at the Helllg theater at your acific Northwest debut. From the standpoint of historically correct costumes, the mob feeling of the time depicted. and classic chara studies, you. folks are hard’ to beat—but don’t think y gruesome 1ét in all those warts and 1 CHIE To Mr. Davis and the Rockefeller Foundation ar Investigators: I understand you are seeking to interest W: n labor organizations and world war yeterans in financing a spe- cial “canvass of the Japanese situ jc coast by an im- partial group of investigators.” The tands, may not be “closed,” but it has, I understand, already been investigated by the states, the United States congress and the United States supreme court with the verdict. that the Japanese as land holders are not wanted on the coast. Isn't that pretty nearly as representative a list of investi- gators as you could desire? CHIEF SEATTLE, {To Ezra Meeker Beloved Piohecr: Glad to sea that you have recovered from your re cent Wness.. Despite your 93 years, you are going to outlive a lot of us yet. It does our hearts good to see you again walking the streets of the city that you helped build. CHIEF SEATTLE. Brown and other To Seattle Home-Lovers Dear Folks: Be sure and visit the Better Homes exposition, which opens toda it the Terminal Sales building. There's a model bungalow there that you will want to see. It will have more builtin features than any five-room home on record, and the exhibits will include every phase of buying, building and furnishing a home. CHIEF SEATTLE, @., Seattleites watimer, head of the Dexter Hor- up-bullders, and thousands of d and adviser. Mr. Latimer is mourned zen who gave of his best to the city that he CHIEF SEATTLE. To the German Relief Committee Dear Committee: I feel sure Seattle will resp »peal for funds for the starving children of ( this old differences should be laid aside. bree dollars will save a child from starvati for an entire winter. That one small gift may mean the saving of a future Wagner, Kant or Liszt! CHIEF SEATTLE. nd generously to your rmany. At a time like To Alumni of the University Dear Grads: Anyone who was at the football game Saturday after- noon doesn't have to be told how much enjoyed “Homecoming week” at your Alma Mater. Come again. Let's keep alive the tradi tion that we have right here one of the grandest colleges in the world! CHIEF SEATTLE, To Prof. Bailey De From your tests at Stanford u you announce that soon be possible to predict earthquake shocks. After that, doc- ill be to find a serum to stop them! SEATTLE. To J. Y. C. Kellogg Dear Jim: Sorry to hear that Doc E defam of character damag the attorneys it's tough, any ‘ou for $10,000 To Mayor Brown Dear Doc: Sorry te $20,000 defan To the Week-End Windstorm golng to sue you for Jimmy won't get a IEF SEATTLE s tough, a penny, but Old Pal: Your gu: And the big s in a ral urely was welcome as you were long in that beat against my w yund count vw were axes fat and ar, Too much eaken the warp and weave of our fabri CHIEF SEATTLE eason of the warm, nd m To Divorce Proctor Eugene Meacham De A friend of mine h a friend ult you about sald that official, Good ne. W Gene t rece nd it n obliging need more of tho CHIEF SEATTLE, - 0 cor nt publi ou were 1 effich To Dave Henderson, Superintendent of Street Railways ting problem ted, Iw was en ter Hur CHIEF SF BRAID IN DEMAND HEAD — NOSE —THROAT—EARS KONDON'S for Headache, Deafness, C, in Bead, Dry No - all kinds. Doctor: } ee gy 6p en hy Use riso’s-this prescription quickly relieves children and adults. leasant syrup. 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(Continued From Saturday) It was some months after the rea. in of Mademoiselle d’Ogeron: August of that year 1687—that th little fleet, after some minor adven ss over In allence, tures which Ty sailed Into the great lake of Marac bo and eff opulent city of the Main, ‘The affair did not proceed exactly ‘Aa was hopod, and Blood’s foi to find itself in a precarious posl- This is best explained in the words employed by Cahusac—whic tion, Pitt has carefully recorded—in th course of an altercation that Broke} of | out on the steps of the Church Noustra Senora del Carmen, w Captain Blood had implously appr: priated for the purpose of a corps-¢ garde, by Hagethorpe, Wolverstone and Pi on the one side, and Cahusac, out of whose uneasiness it al] arose, on the | Ways to come on, without opposition, | French Women Know uni wo find that it is too late to go | and American Women *: #3. xt no ono will listen to me. | are finding out— the beauty-magicof a touohof henna in the shampoo. 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You Jaugh! ‘Tell mo this: How do wo got out again ublens we accept tho terms of Monsleur the Admiral of Spain?’ From the buccaneers at th® foot of the steps came an angry rumble of approval. ‘The single eye of the gl- gantio Wolverstone rolled terribly, and he clenched his great fists ae if to atrike the Frenchman, who was ex posing them to mutiny, But Ca- husac was not daunted, The mood of the men enheartened him, “You think, perhaps, thin your Captain Blood is the good God. That he can make miracles, eh? Ho ix lous, you know, this Captain with his grand alr and his Cahusnc ex. y Rafael Sabatini| @RAPARL SABATINI | ‘NEA SERVICE na! other, Behind them in soorched, dusty square, sparsely fringed by palms, whose fronds drooped listlessly in the quivering heat, surged a couple of hundred wild fellows belonging to both parties, thelr own excitoment momentarily quolled so that they might listen to what passed among thelr leaders, u Cahusac appeared to be having tt all hls own way, and he rained his harsh, querulous voice so that all might hear his truculent denuncia- tion, He spoke, Pitt tells us, a dread. ful kind of English, which«the ship: the sun. is He checked. Out of the church at that moment, grand alr and all, sauntered Peter Blood, With him came a tough, long-legged French sea-wolf named Yberville, who, tho master, however, makes. little. nt.| Still young, had already won fame as tempt to reproduce. His dress wan|* Privateer commander before tho as discordant as his speech, It was| 0% Of his own ahip had driven him Pia land to" advertise his tre to take service under Blood. Tho + | iialorotaly bn ‘oon trast with (8 captain advanced towards that dis- } puting group, leaning lightly upon his long ebony cane, his face shaded by a broad-plumed hat. There was in hig appearance nothing of the buceaneer, Ho had much more the alr of a lounger in the Mall or the Alameda—tho latter rather, since his elegant suit of violet taffetas with gold-embroldered button-holes was in the Spanish fashion, But the long, stout, serviceable rapler, thrust up behind by the left hand resting light- ly on the pummel, corredted the im- pression, That and thone steely eyes of his announced the adventurer. ‘ou find me ridiculous, eh, Ca- husac?” said he, as he came to a halt before the Breton, whose anger seemed already to have gone out of h ne e, and sober garb of Hagthorpe and tho almost fopplah daintiness of Jeremy Pitt. His solled and blood-stained shirt of blue cotton was open in front, to cool his hairy breast, and tho girdle about | the walst of his leather breechos'car- jried an arsenal of pistols and a | knife, whilst a cutlass hung from a leather baldrick loosely slung about his body; above his countenance, broad and flat as a Mongolian’s a red | scart was swathed, turban-wise, | about his head, "Is It that T have not warned you from the begianing that all was too "ho demanded between plain- tiveness and fury. “I am no fool, my friends. I have eyes, me. And T| nee. I seo an abandoned fort at the| jim. “What, then, must I find you?" entrance of the lake, and nobody | ; | |Ho spoke quletiy, almost wearily, there to fire a gun at us when We! “you will be telling.them that we came in. Then I suspect the trap.| nave delayed, and that tt ts the de Who would not that had eyes and|iay that has brought about our dan bruln? Baht we come on. What do| ger, But whose is the fault of that wo find? A city, abandoned like the |eiay? Wo have been a month in fort; a city out of which the people | doing what should have been done, have taken all things of value. | Holy Rosary Church Is Holding Bazaar A festival in ald of the Holy Ro- sary church opened Saturday for ono week, at First and Cherry, The of the will display many articles on salo gultable for Christmas gifts. One year ago five sewing to make The result of thelr ladiew parish guilds were formed preparations for this bazaar. efforts can bo seen in the most elab- orate display of fancy work ever presented at a Seattle bazaar, | The ladies will serve meals every day, from 11 a. m, to 8 p.m. A #pe- clal chicken dinner will pe werved all day Sunday. Turkey dinner Thanks- giving. and what but for your blundering would have been done, inside of a week,” “Ah, cat my fault that .. | "Was it any one elso's fault that | you ran your ship Ia Foudre aground on the shoal in the middle of the lake? You would not be piloted. You knew your w You took no soundings even. ‘The result was that we lost three precious days in getting canoes to bring off your men and| your gear. Thoso three days gave the folk at Gibraltar not only time to} hear of our coming, but time in| which to get aw After that, and | because of it, we had to follow the| governor to his infernal {sland fort-| ress, and a fortnight and best part of a hundred lives were lost in re« ducing {t. That's how we come to have delayed until this Spanish fleet is fetched round from La Guayra by a guarde-costa; and if ye hadn't lost La Foudre ,and so reduced our fleet from three ships to two, we should even now be able to fight our way thru with a reasonable hope of suc ceeding. Yet you think it Is for you to come hectoring here, upbralding us for a situation that is just the re- sult of your own ineptitude.” (Continued Tomorrow) Nom de Dieu! ‘Was it Again I warn Captain Blood. It is a} trap, I say. We are to come on; al-| | to sea again, that we cannot go back | You all know so much more. Name jof God! Captain Blood, he will go} Jon, and we go on. We go to Gibral- | \tar, ‘True that at last, after long “Make wi |time, we catch the deputy governor; Dick Red ( | true, we make him pay big ransom| Riddle Lady. for Gibraltar; true between that ran-|die for everybody to gues | som and the loot we return here with | | wome 2,000 pieces of eight. But what|of hoofs |i tt, In reality, will you tell me? Or|up, drawn lack horwes, I tell you? It is a piece of] Humpty Dumpty opened the door « piece of cheese in a mowse-|and Nick bowed low while Nancy | trap, and we are the little mice. God-| made her best courtesy |dam! And cats—oh, the cats! “tow do you do, children,” sald j they walt for ua! cats are thore the Riddis Lady kindly. “How do four Sfanish ships of war that have| you do, everybody! I’m verylate to }come meantime they walt forlacy because T was at a ten party the bottieneck of this} 4 the ice cream didn't come and Mort de Dieu! That is whe: waited and walted, And finally comes of the damned obstinacy of| Wien it did come It was so cold we | couldn't eat it Jn a hurry, so there you arc, you have the whole story “We hope you had a nice time,” spoke up a tall gentleman in a yel velvet suit and black satin Make re comes the and go coach drew the }us outs goon. w low spate, “Splendid, thank you! But peak- ing of time reminds me of my rid die. I'll begin at once, I wrote it and then learned tt by heart." So she began: apply antiseptic MENTHOLATUM Restores free breathing “A dilter a dollar a twelve o'clock scholar, With face as round as the moon, You count and count from noon till night, And then from night till noon. Crowd of Home Lovers at the Modern Homes EXPOSITION Opens 7:30 Tonight Terminal Sales Building at the TERMINAL SALES BUILDING First Ave. at Virginia St. Two Blocks North of Pine Wonderful exhibits that show the best in home planning, furnishing, and beautifying and the modern equipment of homes fill the first, second and third floors of the splendid new Term- inal Sales building. They present a complete education in the making of better homes for Seattle. See the Model Bungalow It is a perfect picture of the House- wife’s dream of what a home should be. Exceptional Entertainment Includes Songs by the Chamber of Commerce Chorus of 50 men; Solos by three of the best Cornish School singer from the Witmark Pub. Co. singer vaudeville numbe ADMISSION: Adult Charles orchestras, and Mr. two Locke, Music and s, 25 Cents, Children free when accompanied by Adults TOY BALLOON GIVEN FREE TO EACH CHILD, MONDAY NIGHT Open All Week—1 to 11 P. M. MODERN HOMES EXPOSITION Just then there was a clattering | ADVENTURES OF THE TWINS &“ Olive Roberts Barton MRS. HEN MAKES A GOOD GUESS ered | “You DP. She has another rid-| Yet tho you work so | | | | | | never rest the year around, | ‘To labor you must like, fully, You're always on a strike. “You mutter, mutter as you work, You're never dumb a minute, Yet when you stop, your voice stops too, We walt till you begin It. “Sometimes you've two legs, some- times four, And sometimes none at all, You stand on mantel, shelf or floor, Or hang upon the wall. Yo matter whers you make your home, PAGE 11 G-Keep all your social engagements Have you ever found it im- possible to keep desirable social engagements because you were too tired to make the necessary effort? Next time you feel too ‘weary togo out, brew your- self a.cup of tea. Its refresh- ing qualities will invigorate and enable you to enjoy fully the company of con- (You live In manz7 lands) At that very minute a speckled You never use your feet at all, | hen began to tell the world that she But run with beth your hands, | had laid an egg. “Clock, clock, clock, | clock, clock!" she cackled loudly. “You tell folk when to go to church,} Nancy called out, “That's it! The Or when to start a war, |hen guessed it. It's a clock, Isn't . | itr Or boll an egg, or run a race, | hat's right! It is,” nodded the For that’s what —— are for.” |Riddle Lady. “Humpty Dumpty, | please give her a handful of corn for being so smart. Nancy and Nick, you may drive home with me and help me make up tomorrow's riddle.” (To Be Continued) (Copyright, 1923, by Seattle Star) my, my! That's a hard id the tall gentleman in the yellow sult, wagging his head tll nis ears flapped. 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