The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 16, 1923, Page 22

PAGE 22 R CAN YOU DIRECT SECOND WINDOW A ME TO THE. TO THE Leet LICENSE BUREAU? gm rc sy WAL ly ‘ NST AN (GSS h 5 “ S$ THIS WHE IGT A ‘ LICENSE. ? cunneecessverenusoseerees + ves, Si, AND NoT ONLY & SPECIAL INDUCE. ALL THIS Weer THE SHATTLE STAR .. Daily Doings of The Star’s Funny Folks - BY CAP HIGGINS WILL GIVE YOU THIS BEAUTIFUL COLLAR WITH A GENVING BRASS LICENSE TAG ON IT, ALL FOR, Buying the License 1SO iF YOU WILL FilL OUT THIS BLANK , GIVING NAME, AGC, WEIGHT AND StX AND STATE. WHETHER YOu've GoT A MUZZLE TWO DOLLARS. GIT BACK, “THAR !! CONT YOu SEE THIS STOP SIGNAL? oe eee THE OTHER DAY WHEN ATRAIN HAPPENED ALONG @ JusT AS HE WAS FRYING A COUPLE OF EGGS Y HELLO,DORIS, IS fF) DINNER READY YET? READY YET? IT HAS BEEN READY FoR OVER AN Hour! YVE HAD MINE WHERE HAVE YOu BEEN UNTHL DOWN TOW BUT COULDN'T WELP IT- WRETERL STITUTE DERE C EST OOE ARO TEE RET ror ew reenter Dee eC e EEN eer eveer sere NS Re rere: TORO ET RTO TT Ree eee eee PEPER ETE TOT EERE RETESET ER ET ENT RRR wT eae eK ee eee DO AT AU! Caprnght by Laned bese Syadewee FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS ——™” THE OLD CROSSING WATHMAN GOT A LITTLE FUSSED {WAS DETAINED WEVE GOT! - SAY THIS WONT ‘SHE yuUST examen { BOUGHT “TROSE LACE CURTAIN: FoR SHOW--- H CHURNS AND NEW HEN MADE &8GGS PIPE SMOKING WHEN “TWO SALESMEN SMOKING LARGE PIPES STEPPED OFF “THE NOON “TRAWN« sq FINDS SMOKE [7 SHE MAKE AUNT SARAK PEABODY WHO HAS PRACTICALLY STOPPED LOCAL, WAS PETRIFIED WITH ASTONISHMENT “TODAY. In Wrong YV( Doris 1m SorRY 4 BUT IT SLIPPED my MIND-1 WAS So} J ASK You To DO SOMETHING BUSY TODAY THAT jgog me it |} RARDLY KNEW GOES IN ONE WHERE 1 WAS AT /EAR AND Comes RIGHT OUT THE OTHER ~- DIP you GET ME THE HAIR NETS WHEN EVER HAYE TWO EARS! BY ALLMAN ? THATS WHY WE atl) £9 WELL You MAKE GOOD USE OF | { BOTH OF THEM } E ES < ‘ ve JUST RON OUT OF SUGAR, FOLKS - AND SO T THOUGHT L’D CALL=-- - THEM DAYS 1S He Obeyed Orders PUT YouR HAT AND COAT ON AND RUN DOWN TOTUE STORE AND GET A 80K OF DASTRY FLOUR FoR NE —KURRY BAC= NOW REMEMBER, “MAT FLOUR WHAT HANG YOU BEEN DONG ALL THIS TWE P FoR HEAVENS eave! VV twas WO Youwere oraina ) OE LERS TVE BEEN WAITING |] PLAYIN’ WITH ALEK P DIDNT ALMOST TWO HOURS FAR, 4 | yh (f ( WHY, T 01D any 4 BACK — T MET ALEK , SO\IN=You DIDN'T Lt SAY T MURRY > Son a ik tapas hi | wr TKI Ii GR yi) LAR GONE FOREVER ! ATID kinds offband: nd sweets at home. SSER It 1a Jfst what you want for the hollday season, for winter time parties ghd ¢ inments, for presents to friends. From fudgea . to chooemites and bonbons, it is complete in every respect, If you are a hdme candy maker, it will help you to make better candles; if you nye hover tried, it will tell you how, Bend ihr It by clipping off the coupon below, filling {t out care FRIEDA’S FOLLIES ORTHOGKAPHY MADE EASY The way debutantes From the Hishmend Times Dispates, Aweep all before them Bay, Eenther | Ie trritating, You, Pearl; what is 1t7” Not that the memory of | “How many k's in they In idlosyn. jeracy? | Debutante days smack “I dunno, honey; I never was much |good on k's. I had th’ name trouble |the other day writing Schenectady, |wo I Just made it read Elmira an’ let | th’ bons correct it with his pent Of sour grapes— Not at all, ut 1 never could stand The belle of the season Ming was auch Curfew, ten eteanaines SAFETY FIRST HER INCOME TAX “And now,” naid the Sunday school jj |teacher, winding up hin discourse on Tonsle'ns eye fell on an item 1D | foreign minsions, “if somebody gayp i which, under @ glaring headline, tt! you a thousand dollars, Mary, what ] old of & court decision awarding | would you do with it?” 5 damagon of $20,000 to & chorus girl| “I'd give It to the heathen,” replieg tor a ingle kins, Borrowing a pen-|the young lady dutifully, cil, she began figuring furiously, “Excellent! And you, Henry? “What now?" her father remarked,| “I'd count it.”"——American Legion When he finished the newspaper | Weekly. story he said, “And how much does it come to?” “"Pxnetly $64,745," answered Teasie, AS TO CERTIFICATES “T have a doctor's certificate that I cannot sing tonight,” sald the prima donna. “What?” roared the manager; “11 “At $20,000 ao kiss I see,” “That jan't what I'd make, you poor dear, What do you think Iam? give you a certificnte that you nev, That's what my income tax would be.”"—Judge, could sing.” —Detroit Free Preas, | IF HE HADN’T FOUND IT— | & BAN Scores of Chicagoans might have been killed. Detective Sergeant L. McDonough discovered the “plaint” in a build- | ing in the heart ofthe Loop. Police blame labor troubles for it. Here is the sergeant examining the sticks. Dangerous firecrackers, all right! EVERETT TRUE ~ BY CONDO You PROMISED MG BEFORE 1 LEFT U4sT WetK THAT You'D STICK Close AT HOME AND NOT RUN AROUND WITH THE BOYS. BUT ON COMING BACK L BIND You WGRE NOT Home AT ALL ! WHo TOLD mati |~y L HAVe Eyes tl tis TRUS , Your. 1S MASE pune EVERY CROOK PxacTix AS I Lert it] OVERLOOKS Some AND THERE ARE NO (| UTTLE Detaic DIRTY DISHES Stackepf THAT LINKS UP IN ME SINK Ith Bt VE Wied u susss “5~ OME-MADE CANDIES The cfhdy booklet just prepared by our Washington burean containsgrecipes and full directions on how to make 180 different fully and mailing as directed to the candy editor at our Washington bureau. f Candy Editor, Washington Bureau, The Seattle Star, 1322 New York Ave., Washington, D. C. I want a copy of the “Candy Booklet” and inclose herewith five cents In loose postage stamps for same.