The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 15, 1923, Page 14

PAGE 14 THE SEATTLE STAR THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 1928, The Star’s Funny Folks Daily Doings of Cream FRIEDA'S FOLLIES (Copyright, test, by M. 10) The way some women Peacrek it around, bragging of 27 mouths to teed,” How they appeal to men | Gap Johnson of Rumpus Ridge, In @ perfect scream, | "Butegreat guns of tron}—Gap/* A bevy of them last week |returned an acquaintance, “ Gathered together at a tea, |body knows you hain't got tut 14 Mont of their stories, | children," Of which each in turn was | "Eh—-yop! And everybody ort to ‘Tho heroine, know that in addition to me and Were pure fabrications, the old lady I've got ‘leven hounds “That in nothing,” 1 began, at the present time.”—Kansas City “To my experience the other day.” | star, HIS HERD “It takes tollable Itvety ar 2) Ing in these times for m gent wit | HAVE NO LOVING HAND ie TO DARN MY SOCKS. NO SWEET FACE ACROSS MY BREAKFAST TABLE. | TELL YOU, DORA, MARRIED) FOLKS HAVE ALL THE. pn nce THEY SAY ALL MEN ARC BORN FREE AND EQUAL ,WILLIAM, BUT Some OF THEM GET MARRIED, WHY, POG-Gone IT, HINTING AT PUT Dora, I' ASKING You TO MARRY ME, OH, WILLIAM, WHY DIDNT YOu SAY THAT IM THE You know how coy I can be. sine “Well, three men bounded to my side, : And all 1 maid was ‘BHO.’ Fly Goes, ae Mae ee It inn’t what you may that appeals | (71% aunt ant nig iG teat mon! ‘ re ons are a wit. It's the cunning way you may tt.” aa ee! ac Be tan te eee I failed to tell them, however, 2 econt ‘That I was tn « booterie, shoulders, they're too cute for anys janet chad aD thing, and his nose and eyes aro gorgeous, Just gorgeous, Does ho THE WAY IT'S DONE dance*well? A regular St. Vitus, I From the Wisconsin Farmer, Hogan was tired of the city and| mean to tell you. And not only that, wanted to move out to the great|Y Oar, be plays the saxophone pen spaces where men are men and|!ke an angel out of heaven! He's sll that port of thing, Accordingly,|‘%® of works, all right."—Wrom he sought information from aj lAfe friend. “Clancy,” he anid, “yetve taken a GIVE HER TIME homestead, so yo know all about {t.| Rastus—Ah wants a divoroe, WIll ye be tellin’ me th’ law about | woman jen’ talk, talk, talk, night goin’ about it?’ |day. Ah cain't get no rest and “Well, yo see,” maid Clancy judi-| talk am drivin’ me crazy. |clously, “I'm not after rememberin’| Young Lawyer--What does she | the letter of the law, but here's what | talk about? <2|it amounts to: The guvviment is} Rastue—She doan’ say—Life, willin’ to bet ye wan hundred an’ cappancapsaspinarasecanmntit sixty acres of land again’ $14 and ye ADVANCEMENT ~|ean't Ive on it five years without| “Today I have been 25 years in starvin’ to death.” your service, sir.” —_— “Yeu, And look how you have NATURAL INFERENCE risen. When you began you only Sunday School Teachen—What | got one hundred marks a month— kind of fish did the Lord divide|and now you get one millfon.”— jamong His disciples? From the Meggendorfer Blaetter, | ‘Tommy Krine—Piease, teacher, it | Munich. A MENACE || must have been holy mackersl— To SOCIETY!) | New York Sun and Globe, WY-AHPUR-WY “TH LITTLE HANS ZACK HAFF WAY “WEEN 1A “TOP NUMBER AN TH’ NEXT ONE- AN TH! BIG HANS Jus’ FIVE NUMBERS BEHIND “THAT. Nou PLEASE TELL MOTHER THE TIME ? DISCOVERED — Ree resemecrre Husband—You never ghow the TOO ATTRACTIVE slightest sign of affection. You'd Customer—How much aro them |bathin’ beauty postcards, Lem? | “Village Grocer—Dunno as I want to well’ em, Ed—I kinda ike to look Jat ‘em of an eventn'—From Life. never dream of calling me dear, as other men’s wives do.” Wife Gnterested at last}—Do other men's wives call you dear?— Answers, London. ” { PINCHOTS LOOK HAPPY | —" \ HANK HORNER,AN /NVETERATE PIPE SMOKER, ACCIDENTLY BUMPED INTO AUNT SARAH PEABODY LEADER OF “THE CAMPAIGN AGAINST TOBACCO —— HE Actual Proof ; WA’ You TAKE THAT CAP This unusual and informal snapshot shows Gov. Pinchot Gee meee Q of Pennsylvania and wife, taken at the recent dedication of ‘ H : 44 | the Roosevelt house in New York. The governor was Roose- AND: COAT OFF AND GET IM TRYING TO SHOW Fa velt’s intimate friend. CLEANED UP RIGHT, AWAY- )//4 You THAT You EVER TRUE THIS SON OF MINE 1S GETTING To BE Wm SEE YOURSELF - THE LIMIT- HE Leaves J?) HY ait pirty AGAIN AND HIS TOYS LIE AROUND ' HAD YOU ALL CLEANED UP- ANY PLACE- AS MANY You COME RIGHT IN THE TIMES AS | HAVE TOLD HIM NOT TO- ( 1 GAVE YOU A NICKEL a ) 4 GOT YouR MoNEY'S YESTERDAY TO KEEP Tie CLEAN AND TODAY You ARE WORTH YESTERDAY! x AS DIRTY AS You CAN BE = bye a “DON'T SCRATCH MATCHES ON THE WALL I IF YOU'RE TOO STIFF To SCRATCH THaM THE SOLS OF YouR SKHOG, WHAT'S THE ATTEGR WITH THE SOLE OF YouR PANTS €itt =| . SCHOOL LUNCHES What to give the children for lunch at school? question that faces all the mothers of tots up YES-SUE WENT DoUMTOUAN : wey , GRACIOUS NEI! ASD LEFT JUNIOR WITH US = : CANT You KEEP You PLAY WITH DIM wy = 4 JUNIOR GUET, KEEP - ‘The eternal to the ‘teens, Our Washington bureau fs ready to help you solve this problem. Government experts have worked {t all out. Our bureau bas « bulletin that will serve to give you dozens of “pointera” on what, why and how to meet the school lunch problem, Send for it by filling out the coupon below, AAA CLIP COUPON HERE —_—_—_—_—_—_— Washington Bureau, The Seattle Star, 1322 New York Ave., Washington, D. I want the bulletin, “School Lunches,” and inclose herewith five cents in loose postage stamps for same,