The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 14, 1923, Page 8

PAGE 8 THY SHATTLUM SVAK Greater Than the Constitution BY LOWELL MELLETT The Seattle Star Pudliahed Daily by The tar Publishing Co, 1207 Beventh Ava Phone Main 0600, Newspaper Baterprise Areoctation and United Press Service, My mall, out of city, 60e per mouth, @ months $1.60, 6 monthe 02,00, year $2,80, Carrier, clty, 600 @ Iman, Nicoll & atives, Han Franolaoo tee, Monad ‘Tribune Bldg.) New York offioa, Canadian Pacitte “Congress shall make no law allow Mra, Anna Lerner, ago wos 18 who went back to Rus mide emont Bldg, respecting an establishment of 20, now stranded in Nussla, to ain to Join the so-called Kuxbas religion, or prohibiting the free rejoin her husband, Noah Ler : od to restore exercise theroof; or abridging | ner, American eitizon and war | °ln% whieh hoped to restor The Color Scheme of Love the freedom of specch or of the | veteran, in this country. WAL Sette, Rumen Tee The amateur psychoanalysts of the Chicago Young mis Denesable ‘ov dau nd nf malo g ca ad fr rhea a Pay eae ba. Lote a Women’s Christian association have made public the re- to petition the gover for Sasa Mca orovisan her “yetoran, and they were sults of their researches in the realm of progressive love- @ redress of grievances. theta’ creoelying’ the caisay that making. It is a colorful revelation, Green, they say, a — would enable her to return Lerner returned to Amertes Beyon’ his feelings on the subs | dect, he hus declined wo givo That ts what the constitu: tlon says, ‘The trouble is that Warly this summer he had save ed enough money to send for girl should not wear when hér steady, or prospective steady, drops in of an evening, because it is a mercenary RATA Ge ER are 5 on ‘, ray ‘ the men who wrote it failed to any Teeson for his action; euys hin wife, “Hin bride reached color, Brown is taboo, also, because it makes no call to phrase it properly, ‘They should he doesn't have to. Riga, but there tho American the protective instincts of the male.” Neither should red have aid, “J, Preston Dough: Anna cime to America with consul communteated with the be worn, as it is more than likely to make even an other- ton shall make no law * ¢ her parents from Russia when wate department and was in- wise circumspect young man very wild and woolly. J. Preston Doughton ts head sho was #lx years old, sho structed by Doughton not to But blue! Ah, there is the color that will “lead him on of the visa section of the state, grew up in Phitadelphia, where vino her passport faa ies “ways department ad he seems to sho learned to be a bookkeeper ad to the point ma have made a law that will not and phet, When #h doesn't speok any heme for love, but will it stand the severe besa ? The fair young Seattle thing over there Great color s gaff of scrutiny Mra Mar age than ours, in yet an alien, Lerner Masculine page, and what its relation unmoved Youth isa partner of Age, If 1 were @ son—which I am @ while; I'd think of the triala that‘eram his efforts at making a pile, And deep in hie heart I would see the things he is striving to do, and kwow he ta counting on me to grasp them and carry them thew. If I were @ father aa welt have been whispered to the girls and to the girls alone. should be when As it is, all the eligible steadies are onto the game and know the cards stacked or are t be dealt from the bottom of the deck. For instance, Harold may drop in on Hortense tonight and find her all garnished in blue. Ha! At once he knows he is to be led on “in a nice way,” and what does he do? Husband and 20-yearold wife have submitted affidavits that neither ever has been convicted of a crime and that neither tx in'any way connected with any organization whose principles 6 opposed to organized gov- at the typewriter, wise in her day and generation, says TP | rhage to an American does not, it won’t—not any. She adds that the best and only love- LETTER ET OM || “euder mre ea ee | nes inviting color is the one that does no violence to the nat- s di Aaa ceseian hee Boe tavaned: ural or artificial complexion of the individual girl wear- i with, Suarnava basorabla,’ diss ing it. More than that, she says, quite positively and de- | charge from the army, with Jet cisively, that some girls are frumps in blue, while, to put ters of recommendation from red on others is not only to invite excessive wildness, but 2 November 14, 1928, | wary eg ; were repeal Bee justifiable homicide. So that’s that, paar aeieet | ot Mrat"Larner’s shires bothers, But look further: Those Chicago amateurs have done If “Father and Son Week” ts here—a fact I discover ts | and other evidences of her de- nothing else but given their questionable conclusions to true—I'd think dt the time of the year to ponder a moment | atrability an a cittee: But the the general public when, it is quite apparent, they should or two, I'd atrive for a vision to see the whole of the | 9, Preston state department 46 | | | I'd think of the dad for 4 fact that ts equally true Yothi ; "i ; I'd think of the son for a spell, and atrive for th ernment. Nothing but seek the air, while Hortense turns pink. And | sd oF pe Beas coe (8 ; nig gare Shack Honea But J. Preston America aayn Pierre calls on Patricia, who is aflame in red. Sure, he wlstons of Youth: I'd shore théw, fer who can declare that the incident tx clowed and tn thinks it is an invitation to be wild and woolly, and he dreama aren't substance of ‘Truth? ep beter obecsn fa ggene Ras he young wife's restora: If I were a father and son—by golly! I'm doth of the goes to it with a gusto that finaily lands him black and : ; ret) , Fi tor to her reall, blue in the aromatic gutter. And then, Mike visits cp gen bev the goal that te won dy mising, the Snidd sailed that wel bak yr is intellige: eye di is i old an ¢ new. For Youth has @ glorious dream, and ” Mayme, and his intelligent eye discerns that she is in figs nbs 'a We 8 Bis leds coeckinnk: tore cmumertin tao pie green, the mercenary color. . Deftly and with speed, he for forging and keeping ahead? Certain members of the sen- secures his plethoric purse inside his vest with a safety ate, while admitting that J. Preston is a coordinate branch of the government inclined to feel that he ts exceeding hin authority, They hope to do something for Mrs, Lerner. in and, for disheartened Mayme, there is nothing doing yond that. Why, the whole thing is a frost. The girls haven’t a chance in that game. The Chicago amateurs have gummed the whole works. Sues Doctor For Removing Appendix WIEKS Claims Operation Should Have Been For ; rae r Other Purpose NEUMONIA Call a physician. Then begin cy” treatment with Vicks ‘The farmers of North Africa have organized » co-operative society to construct and operate elevators and to market grain. First thing we know we'll have missionaries from “darkest Africa” telling the farmers of Iowa how to make ends meet. Before a court Charley Schwab, steel magnate, testified that he was blackmailed for 20 years by » woman. Can it be there were blow-holes in Charley Schwab's own armor-plate? Many a man has been taken into camp by a woman and has escaped ‘with only a few powder marks!—Spokano Press. Commerce department reports that the peanut market is dull. baseball season ended last month. Hiram and the Elephant The Estimating the value of her ap-jacting « pendix mt $25.0 | bowel n the Middle against a appendix with xtates that abe Introducing Mr. Ralph Beaver Strassburger, Norris- | {2; ancsthcut nbs sppeeain was re town, Pa. All gents desiring to become chief mahout to | moved. ca ma ; y was in your system. the G. O. P. elephant in 1924 should know Mr. Strass- ‘Appendiaitie burger. Mr. Strassburger is a millionaire, and backs | ment even,’ p Hiram Johnson. he In striving to become president of this free and glo- rious democracy, it is always customary to be backed by a millionaire, or a party of millionaires. Remissness in this particular means disappointment. Note the cases of Mr. after a natural movement and noties |how much more foul matter it brings seemingly My, however, preceded by so-called tion or similar hy od against in which one guard he same manner Jn The same of throat tnfec ao that Is t ong ‘atanding Bryan and Bob La Follette, the hated of millionaires, Hon Ia the Tatestinns eran eC. | direction of your physician, ae The putting of Mr. Strassburger’s money where it will | the appendix. When one has sore m Physiol do Hiram the most good will be in the hands of Mr. Las- | ther trouble by Ean antiseptic | erika, the bent tn ker, late of the U. S. shipping board. Mr. Lasker’s rec- |S} i iaxativs nearts fee Regors. oa ant ord as a spender of other people's money is beyond re- proach. Mr. Strassburger—“angel.” Mr. Lasker—distributor of angel food. Pr equire only one dose.” ’ MP. (Name given 5 =|) “1 have found nothing In my 60 17 ® practice to excel Adlerika.” Dr. James Weaver. By the shades of Marcus Aurelius Hanna! It’s merely me in now offere \ theater faking Adie feai better a matter of leading the elephant up to the trough and |é-flon “or an incontinal as |i .oxDreae the AWFUL IMPURI- letting him drink, or take a plunge bath! hts prapasation wanes (Signed) J.B. Puckett. 7 17 8tem acts as f Work: on a new $1,000,000 doctors’ building Is scheduled to start soon. |, It tends t inate or destroy Mayor Cryer hax been invited to preside at the opening ceremonies, He | [Ar™f\ll gern mn i in Pleasant’ a will unveil an aspirin tablet—Los Angeles Record, appendic 2 guarding It in sold “by 8 everywhere le by nine Bartell and other leading drug Advertisement having their start here, tho most complete system cleanser ever oftere Sold in Drug store d to the public, | gists The Wisest Doctor — Can’t Explain Why Most People So Care- lessly Neglect Their Eyes. What Eye Specialists Have To Say About This People who would cons ty If they neglected The Prince of Wales may become king of Canada, says a London newspaper. Gosh! You can't keep these dirt farmers from running for office!—Knoxville News. Down In Mexico they sell lottery tickets in stores and on the streets, In Houston we are more civilized—we only sell them in the stores— Houston Press. Henry’s Foresight A forest fire destroyed $8,000,000 worth of timber in upper Michigan. Inspectors, prowling thru the smolder- ing ashes, found that the fire’s course was like a huge doughnut. What would corréspond to the hole—a tre- mendous area of fine forest land—remains untouched by the fire. > It develops that Henry Ford owns that inner circle, and that “he does not rely on the state to prevent fires, | but has his own force of guards.” The guards were ready, kept the fire out of their land. Ford is frequently | th» credited with industrial marvels that really aren’t any- |! thing but common sense, Still, it’s getting so that com- mon sense is a maryel, Hoon you nething emfort or A Clevelander has jest been fined for sleeping with his horse, And most people call this a free country!—Cleveland Press, The great handicap about being » grand opera singer Is getting born in some foreign country. It is not always best to say what you think because it is not proper to cuss before the women, When your wife gets so she can read you like a book ft ix time to turn over a new leaf, A Little Household Hint to clean a Navajo blanket is answered by our fine ington bureau with, “A more- modern method is to use the vacuum cleaner, ept in extreme cases,” might do, back) in Washington, but thruout certain | parts of the great West there are few save extreme cases, | and the vacuum cleaner would be a mere teas True, you could scare them out of a } jo blanket | with the vacu cleaner, but you would have to get them onto ah urface and hit ’em with a hammer, quick, 1ey would sure jump back into their Navajo en- nent, ever steal an overcoat. A New York man did it and was caught. He | mt need one for 60 days | While tools 2,200 years old have been found in Rome they were not left there by some plumber. peieieemeenememummmmenl) COLDS, FLU, GRIPPE } CASCARA-sest TONIC LAXATIVE known: 8-603) some men washing machine a pre Perhaps where they are often VAPORUB |, The calt. under tent food. actions thru cles, of amount become | The SCIENCE] Some Involuntary. | Building Tissue. Hwercise, Woe are able to contro! the volun |tary muscles, like the bleeps, the largo muncle of the front upper} arm or that The muscles of the shoulders, | back and neck, ones of th our Involuntary muscles control action of the heart, stomach and diaphragm. no control or can only aupply them with blood nevye force genie living and the right kind of In bullding up muacle tianue you have to consider two. principal ae proper food; |the proper exerdlaing or use of mus-| fo produce tana. carbohydrates sugar) form a substance in the body imita Jcalled glucose, ‘This is used up by| Proven directions on. Muscles, in the lower leg or as well as certain } and jaw are also to a great ex fa have| these we action, Over direct hy thru” proper First, supplying the energy | and, second, in| healthy growth | Without a proper of use, muscles will | flabby and almost uncles, | (starch and| MOTHER :-Fletcher’s Castoria ig especially relieve Infants in arms and Children all ages of Constipation Flatulency (Wind Colic Diarrhea To Sweeten |the contracting muscles, ‘Tho fat a Cian aenee = [foode are also muscle producers, | At Te DEE TOe In exercising and atlmulating| wpa, wil) you teamalate. the your muscles fo 0 and ty mnnuge fo: 67’ |strength, you munt use caution, | ne Athen | muscles | inj | ing }ed | spinal nothing |.here.”* “Tl never marry,” said Miss | pase with emphasis, || “I * not,” replied Miss} and comes out p, “but you certainly have pu a gallant fight."—Philadelp Ledger. no to mpeak. | The munclefiber, nerve-fiber, and! | nerve-cell Should a nerve be Injured or crush between nervecell fibers come, or if the nerve-celis are |destroyed by diseane, | | will become @ useless mass of con. | nective tnsue, | ONE FOR THE MINISTER | Missionary—"And | | Cannibal. of it when tho last missionary was Successful Farming. 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