The Seattle Star Newspaper, November 5, 1923, Page 8

ee The The Galapagos Islands FFROM THE NEW YORK TIMES tar bh Ava Phone @ Bervicn, Dy year $8.80. 11.60, ¢ months 63.0 ial Representatives Ban Francisce ry New Tork offies What's a “Oh, I t Marry Ford Sinclai: Thomas J. Walsh of ating committee mind what “it” i ay’? Piker stuff Million Among Dollars? million,” yousiuy ~s. oifity, you get the 1 iad the money: mumbles Senator ove me ¥rai hav Wall stay ta a Western Commodity--you get the by § commodity and the West keeps the . money to build up the question by Teapot Dame investi- a million dollars, s 15 million, for that mat ? At least, young Mr velt evinces no particular interest in tha m. He can’t get excited over the fact by De F were out enjoying the sunshine. that the gover t authorized the Doheny interests to Spend 15 millions for tanks and pipe lines without calling for competitive bids What's 15,000,000 between friends? ee a 8 Tat your mind hop up two flights of stairs in the senate office builc in Washington to another roam in which Another senate committee is investigating the veterans’ bureau, Here's hot stuff avid A. Reed, Pittsbur¢ Millionaire, talking. asking a question: “Do I understand,” he as “that th men were drawing $90 every month from the government because of a total disability rating, and that at the same time they Were drawing full from the United St for their work “in the veterans’ bureau Astonish want to know more about this!” exclaimed the senator. That's the stuff, senator! Expose the grafters. It’s Shameful the way they got onto the veterans’ bureau pay roll at $1,500 to $: nd then cleaned up a lit tle velvet on the side by boodling. Some of them made $1,000 a year extra, maybe Nab ’em! Kick must be done. They body register anger. Senator ese salarie fem rough! Justice people’s dol Every Trip downstairs again to the Teapot Dome hearing. They are still talking in low tones about the millions in- volved in the government oil leases Somebody, it seems, got the people’s millions. body is angry. All is quiet and se . What's a million among dollars? But no- Washington thief stole 200,000 German marks, which ts even more petty than stealing a look Football is not tha only college danger. A student In Tucson, Artz. eloped with her teacher. Women go everywhere these days. A Topeka, Kan., mart found hls | missing bride in jail. Men are so funny. Chie os man who never Kissed his wife whipped a piano mover who tried it. Bonar Law’s Forecast The peace terms were about completed. Agreement © had been reached on the troublesome question of repara » tions, It was a bright Sunday in Paris and most folks But two gloomy-faced Men sat talking in a room of the Hote! Majestic, where the members of the British peace delegation were housed. ‘One was George Barnes and the other was Andrew Bonar » Law, both peace delegates. Discussing the reparations terms, they agreed their harshness would defeat the very purpose of the peace conference. “This doesn’t mean peace, but war,” said Bonar Law. “Tt isn’t guarding against future wars, but making them “absolutely inevitable.” He spoke of his son, who had died in the Mesopotam- in campaign, and his recollections brought tears to his ‘eyes and choked his utterance. “Let's go see Lloyd George,” suggested Barnes; “per- haps it isn’t too late yet to do something.” They invited the prime minister, head of their delega- tion. He agreed with them instantly as to the unwisdom ‘of the harsh terms. “But,” he said, “I can do nothing. Yain with Clemenceau. cannot.” They went to see Clemenceau. also agreed. “But,” said he, “I can do nothing. Those are the mild- I have labored in Perhaps you can convince him. To their surprise, he Hy est terms I can possibly present to the chamber of depu- les. The chamber will accept nothing less.” Later events, strong resistance to the peace terms in | the chamber on the ground of their undue mildness, iy body of a convict about to be executed. se a roved Clemenceau was speaking honestly. _Later events, of course, also proved Bonar Law was right. A good football player runs low like a | melons develops this style of running. We hate to see pumpkins back again because hearing them pronounced | correctly makes us mad. jachshund. Stealing water- | Cleveland makers sent Coolidge a tub of ice cream, encouraging little boys to be presidents. Montreal squirrel had 68 golf balls stored for nuts. The funny side ts he had no golfers. Bet some radio experts think the gridiron will stop a grid-leak. Why. Not Transplant Heads? More magical discoveries are made by scientists. In England they cut off the heads of two beetles, a male 'and female, then sew the male’s head on the female's body and vice versa. Both beetles go on living as before. > Dr. Wood of Johns Hopkins university wonders whether | this could also be done with people. He says: “The head | of a famous scientist about to die could be grafted to the In this way the brain of the genius would never be lost to mankind.” That gives us the shivers. But it’d end one of the greatest tragedies, which is that great men when they die take with them much of what they have learned. _ | Fortune teller says Mary Garden will marry next year, Others may S say it was a misfortune feller. ‘The Japanese call telephone girls “moshi moshi,” sounding to us exactly like “mushy mushy.” Only thing you can say for having a girl in your lap Is she goe: ¢ goes thru the windshield first. Why be ashamed of a long neck? G aftes sell for $12,000 apiece, Bet 100 to 9 Against Ford Here is something new under the sun—interesting atisties: Lloyds, London insurance people, say the odds are 100 to 9 against Henry Ford being the next president. loyds have written a $400,000" policy, on these odds, for a lew York firm. Tony Kaufman is considered best baseball find of 1922. Some caddy Miade the best golf ball Painter is accused of slapping a Spokang girl, but may have wanted to see if the paint was dry. 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