The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 31, 1923, Page 8

Ay shed Dai a lashing Co, 1801 Beventh Ave, Phone rhe pend United Press Bervice By the $5.00, year bee, Seattle Star Ban Francieco New York offles An Expensive Joke em ch, The public has ut with the usual indifference long - , does nothing to correct the to gove rouble. 4 attorney general of the state ss of these institutions. Why not f one of these juries is overruled by lcolm Douglas Tuesday in tak e from the findings of coro cidents lved a man from responsibil- ason, promptly charged him yr court information. the man was found responsible for a nd Douglas ignored this by filing a reckless driv- support 4 ner’s juz | nus verdicts by this tribunal s is that where a cor arles O. Le rad ¢ notor ding », together with autopsy fees o large sums each year, an easily be dispensed with, ailed, ‘orson admits they are a joke 1 and save this money for the Then why taxpayers? NAVY MEN Seattle and Bremerton won the heart of the navy man be contrast between the realty sincere friendship of the people | as compared with that of San Pedro and Long Beach. V introduced to a bunch of gougers and cheats, but had the pleasure of nteeting 100 per cent American people who were glad to have the friend. ship of the sailorman and their happiness was mutual. We would like to stay with you, San Pedro and Long Beach, but unless you make an attempt to get the frauds, gougers and cheats out of town and give us a square deal, it’s us for the first train out use of the oth ports were not The French prune crop will be 20 thnes bigger this year than last, We Editor's Note—Lowell Mellett, of this paper's Washington staff, has made an extensive study of the movement to cur tail tho power of the supreme court Mellott has written @ series of articles giving the out standing incidents in the court's historyy, ‘This is the eighth ar tele in series Without ar government. pre wiping have fought t © of in ® awful con in for the cree in 1895 made o} supreme court's had bee i) the preceding yea trong fin John G, Carlisle the treasur not enforce it be mentous decision. IDGE MANN HALLOWEEN the ng. Hear them moaning whi “Ooeoo! Be good or else y I'm @ ghost they're walking wingtip r having night » declared Apples hangtng. Catch apples de lo peel adove you # are im the tré en Dan David, D your pick Boapy windows, doorbetia ringing Fonoy ¢ fun an Window tick-t anterna swinging Devils take tha form of boys! Cowbdells tinklo—tliste Hear utr Don't be cre Don't be mean Now's t Bpirtt hope to renew our acquaintance, Once the joke of the lowly boarding house, high cost lifted it to aristocracy, British and French send mercantile missions to Braall, We send ® naval mission, Who's militaristic now? We can hardly wait for the newspaper these fall days to see who ly shot or arrested. Man Is a Hard Animal to Kill A 9-year-old Indian boy got lost in the dense woods near The Pas, Manitoba, Canada. He wandered thru 100 miles of wilderness, never seeing a man. Then he was rescued by a party of hunters. During 17 days he had to fight nature face-to-face to keep alive, for when he got lost he had neither food nor supplies of any kind—not even a pocket knife. He made a bow-and-arrows; killed enough game to keep alive. Now, the bow-and-arrow is obsolete with the Indians of this lad’s tribe, except as playthings, the high- power rifle having taken its place. But if he hadn't known how to make a bow-and-arrow outfit, he'd have perished. Knowledge often seems worthless—until emergency. The more education, the better. : Another instance of the human body's power of endur- ance: In Canton, Ohio, P. H. Hassan fell into a pool of warm asphalt, He couldn’t get out. Struggled until he was exhausted. This was in the evening. When rescuers found him next morning, the asphalt had hardened into a solid block. Hassan was firmly im- bedded, only his head and right arm showing. | They had to chop him out. A terrible experience. But he lives, apparently none the worse for his experience. | Man fights hard, can endure almost anything, when death threatens him. Unele Sam's attitude toward the “political prisoners” still In federal prisons is aptly illustrated by a window card in a stationery store, which reads as follows: “Is someone you love I? Step inside and look over our special ‘sympathy’ cards!” The skull of a gigantic camel as been found in Bryan's native state. Shut up, You leave Bryan alone, Here's two news items. “French births declining” is one. “Paris bans Birth of » Nation’” is two. Will X-ray King Tut. What will they find? They will find out if his wife could shoot straight. Drug clerks went out on a strike in Butte, Mont., so we'll bet there was a stamp shortage. It Was Something Like This As we understand it, for some millions of years oil gath- ered in Teapot Dome, and then the oil in Teapot Dome got peeved at the secretary of the interior and decided it would quit the reservation. In the nick of time, Harry Sinclair, who owns a horse named Zev, galloped to the ranch of Alkali Al at Three tivers. Informed that the oil was quitting Teapot Dome after 2,000,000 years of happy residence and was fleeing to a nearby privately-owned oil pool, Alkali Al just up and leased the whole blamed Teapot to Harry, which proves ‘that as a business man Harry is a good horse- breeder, else he might have bought the old sand ranch next door and let the runaway naval reserve oil just naturally congregate in his corral. York, Pa, man will paint his house red, white and blue, We saw a whole town painted red once Society women painted a Hempstead, Long island, church, but not with | rouge and eyebrow pencils. Wyoming oil claims in Salt Creek field are invalidated, leaving the | claimants up Salt Creek, Hounds lose scent of Redding, ., train robbers. Bloodhounds should learn auto tire treads. Evansville, Ind. woman says unimportant things make girls leave home. May mean men, As Bad, but We Don’t Know It _ The international situation is just as critical today as it was at any time during the world war, Myron T. Her- rick, our ambassador to France, told friends just before he sailed for Paris. “But there is one big difference,” he added. “During the great war people knew they wer in danger. Now they don’t.” That's saying it in few words. ; What's a little rouge between, it is on her tips. Mellon says tixes may be lower. ‘Thiy ta re } regarded a sl Heetion iy coming sehen hl May not he Coolidge’s fault, but his dogs don't hold the job as well as thors CANT. Laddie Boy did. Everybody dues. |Rupture Kills Fight thousand persons each year jare laid away—the burial certificate yeing marked \"Rupture." Why? | neg |'ng no attention to the cause. What mechanical Dreasure itl and her football hero? 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