The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 29, 1923, Page 6

~ Daily Doings of The Star’s Funny Folks | BY CAP HIG G INS ADAM AND EVA TOL YO CHILLUN),« (4 F YO MADE DAT HAWSE. } _\ TROT YO'D GIT JAMMED { DOWN IN DERE SO TIGHT ) \\ YO CAINT GIT OUT?) AH DOr O0-00- MAH ! BREFF 19 BEINN’ | Stk ‘iad our! : “THOSE KIDS" WHO PLAY’ WITH WASH FUNKS | HORSE ARE ALMOST INSEPARABLE SOMETIMES William for THE SEATTLE STAR Short FROUND ALL}| To EVEN fi} CHOP TH, ‘ (conn ror: ee (HE PuTTees = SHE HAS vl LL lon SINE IN: “} (ou SAY HELL BE ARRE eat It Easy KY PLEASE, KIND LADY, PIMA SICK MAN- THE DOCTOR GIMME THIS MEDICINE, BUT 1 NEED SOME- THING TO TAKE IT VERY PROMISING BUT VLL TRY My LUCK ANY WAY TL AAETA MIND YOU WHILE D'GANG PLAYS FOOTBALL ON). D’LOT | - GEE Dz YUH MAKE “Me SICK - WOwW!- WHAT A VOICE HE’S GOT! - FRECKLES AND HIS F oe as yf COMFOAND THOSE YJ] wos! 1 pur Tar SIGN UP DURPOSELY CMON, TAG, NER, Like AN’ WE'LL DLAY FOOTBALL ~ HERE’S A SPOON AND A GLASS OF WATER -You ARE WELCOME REMEMBER PLEASE THAT YOU YOURSELE. WAS ONCE 1 GINO GH Hon Hey, TuERS! CAN'T YOU READ — TUT SIGN mr ip - ema 2 aL LS \AND FINED?/ ENRY APPLEGATE MADE ONLY ONE MISTAKE Zipp | K 3 WHEN HE REBUILT HIS PLEASURE CAR !T 4 WILL ONLY RUN IN ONE DIREG TION = BACKWARDS — _ SEE A SERRE IES, SEE Eten niiainieiens A sar (How | Er. NEWT SHES AREARIN ~ 4 00 NO-NO-| SAY MAY8E IT WILL CHANGE | \TS MINDU! STED TAN LEY EA SERVER a j BY ALLMAN pees knew him to be NO, MUM, | DON'T LAKE TO TROUBLE You BUT THIS MEDICINE HASTER BE TOOK AFTER MEALS - HAVE ea, GOT A MEAL HANDY ? | | | BY AL POSEN! gstw’ yas BY BLOSSER| FE OF femme ye 2 AINT ANY ReaD wi ON THIS SIDE/ “Tks RIAN ICE | mistake of | girl”. MONDAY, OCTOBER 28 | Riot of Color Welcomes Matchless Fall Morning Puget Sound Has Had Exceptionally Pleas- 9 ant Autumn, Weatherman Says By John W. Nelson wc Son Has Officers Arrest His Father *| Two Patrolmen Named Detectives G. T. Fp dk ¥. ' Refused Money for Show; Hangs Self Because ve him pleture 1 FRIE! DA'S FOLLIES | WHEN DAD HANGS PICTURES « 3 by M. E) 4 Mra, Jenkinton had at There are pol 1 a small apartment, ans. and Mr. Jenkinton was banging the This man belonged to the, | Pic tures, There was a certain bit ‘AND POLITICIANS’ class. | which he decided must go up, but The world could have done very| Which was too small to suspend aiolls |from the rail. He thereupon got | substantial nail and. hammered it Without him. |into the wail, There came a knock Bat he simply wouldn't let it] at the door. | “It's our neighbor,” sald the wife, “Your hammering has disturbed him.” When the door was opened Mr. | Jenkinton immediately began to | apologize. ‘The wife of my candidate after! “ON that's all right.” ig ‘ i | neighbor, cheerily. “I only. came Will occupy the White House, to ask if 1 might hang a picture He said with assurance. jon the other end of the nail.”— “If she does,” I snapped back, “There will be a scandal, saugse For it will be, Prses ay aa My candidate who will occupy, IN THE SMOKER ‘The presidential chair.” The Oklahomans on the north- bound train were automobile men | heading for, Detroit to look over JUST DIDN'T NOTICE |new models The village Lady Bountiful met] “The petroleum Indians are an old laborer on his way to work! among our best customers,” said and was surprised that her greeting} one of them, who sells “blooded was wasted. | stock of the poly-cylinder type. “Jones,” she said reprovingly,| “Sold one recently to a big buck “you might at least raise your hat} whose quarter section has produc- } to me.” ed a dozen or more big wells,” he “L beg your pardon, m'lady,” said] continued. the peasant, “but my poor wife) “He drove it off down the road, |ain't been dead 10 days and T ain't! and in an hour or so came back, started lookin’ at the wimmen yet."| dragging a crippled Jeg, and said RIERA |'Gimme one more; that one no ERT | good! 1 WHY OF DIVORCE | “Of course we asked him what "Most. divorces are caused by a the car he very common mistake.” had just bought.” “What ts it?” “"No good,’ he “Many a ‘man in love only with] fast. Poles go. by. a dimple and a curl makes the| Trees go by like: hell. marrying the whole|come bridge. Turn Harper's, bridge go by. Wham!! BY CONDO clans and po! right. Woe were diametrically opposed on candidates, For the presidency. said the was the matter with insisted; drive Houses. go by. Pretty’ soon out to _ let tiny EVERETT TRUE WHAT DAY Sores It'S A CINCH IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY, WOMAN, =| BECAUSE “OU NEVER | k MENTION THAT ANY MoRE!! AND 3% DON'T THINK You wir, eitHee {tt