The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 25, 1923, Page 14

PAGE 14 THE SEATTLE STAR LHURSDAY, OCTOBER 25, 1928 ) PARKS 0 GET HEAVY SNOWS .’ Daily Doings of The Star’s Funny Folks ‘* NEW BUFFALOS IN COLORADO AM AND EVA BY CAP HIGGINS J NER, WEN [WE HAS “THY PAPER INSIDE, IN +} +1 TTS SO CLOSE 3H HIG NOSE “huey HE CANT) EH THE OLD CROSSING WATCHMAN 1S JUSTA UTTLE BIT CROWDED SINCE HE HAD A STOVE PUT IN FOR THE WINTER. Taking the Baby’s Picture BY WILLIAMS) T | (ae gl NEA SERVICE HOME: BRUNO‘: J DO YOU MEAN TO SAY AN M SAY DAD THEY QUIT MAKING UP-To- DATE THOSE WATCHES JEWELER UKE BEFORE THE YOU CANT GET \\ GIVI WAR ~THAT NEW PARTS \Y AINT A WATCH For MY WATCH") | ITSA RELIC--> “Sar 1 rr J 77 IP RUN TH S . Aulee TRAINS ON . a. TIME WITHour, ‘ ei 1 YOUR WATCH You SAY NO-NO ~ IT CANT 8 AT AINT FIXED aT/) THE First ANY COsT 2 LosT!: __ SAD NEWS- IT Now APPEARS THAT = STATION AGENT DAD KEYES WASTE ____ HE TIME SPENT IN LOOKING For “THE WATCH HE ACCIDENTLY_FLUNG THER. TOWARD HENRY HARRINGTONS YARD = Canadian Government | Rocky Mountain Region Is )) YY Makes Gift to Seattle Swept by Winter Storm Sunday Chapel to Be Held at Ms contin- students, with n, has been named by make the nec- for the ser- held at 2:30 on New Students Take Intelligence Test |; freshmen and new students red intelligence testa New “Fountain of this week are prepared and given Youth” Is Claimed holoxy department of! 5,.7 ck. 28c-A hw meathiod ot or W, RR. Wilsor 2 at he had ted women by ns a few drops ng and iusty J) I never believed in real doubles, ssor was teling the other Until [ met mine. about college students. “The ‘The resemblance looked like |boys, as a general tifing, are very It could not be chance. jalert in the lecture room. I'll have We were at a garden fete, to admit that, yery often, they are DOINGS OF THE D SURE WE'RE GOING TO TAKE BOBBY WITH ALL RIGHT THEN, STICK HIM IN THERE UFFS NOW WAIT A MINUTE "TIL | SEE IF THIS 1S FASTENED TIGHT! WHAT IS THIS? A PARADE ? ( WHERE DO You THINK YOU ARE ALL GOING? i ‘BY ALLMAN “ whe my double from New a Was introduced to me. She looked at me scathingly, ask- n significance: your mother ever in New I answered with meaning. “But my father was.”’ WERE TOURING SOUTH, DADDY ! WHAT DID IT The Sunday schoo teacher had |been telling a story of spring, and the miracle of the growth of the Easter lily not so much coricernéa about learn- ing as they are about catching the teacher in error or exaggerated state- ment. Not a few teachers are in Jeadly fear of lecture time, for they are always expecting to have the jlaugh turned on them by some keen jstudent. I remember the story of the old Scotch professor who was a vigorous advocate of college ath- letics. He was always urging his |c.asses to build thelr muscles. One |day he informed the boys that the |Roman youth used to swim thre times across the Tiber before breal fast. Observing a smile on the face { one of the students, the “Now, children,’ she said, ‘‘who|° —— hat it is that makes gc from this little bulb?" it,”* sald ono little boy our Bobby raised his |band and shouted at the top of his lungs, ‘Fertilizer helps!"’—Judge. “'Mr. Haig, why do you smile? We shall be glad to share your amusement.’ “"T was just thinking, str,’ said young Haig, “thet, if the Roman youths swam three times across the ———— Tiber of a morning, they must have sIFEY WAS COMFORTED jbeen some puzzled to get their your honor, he neglected me} clothes at the end of the swim.’ | y. Why, he never was at | home."* HOME ECONOMY “And I suppose you had to spend| ‘The old farmer was slowly but your ings all by yourself?” surely dying. Lying in an appar. “"W-w-well, I had two goldfish.'"—|ently unconscious state, he suddenly BY AL POSEN Tid-Bits, opened his eyes and, addressing his ancient spouse, said, ‘‘Mary, that ham smells very good, I almost think The Tinker—I've come to fix that|I could eat some.”* old tub in the kitchen, | Whereat Mary dourly — replied, Little Girl—Oh, mammie, here's |‘’Thee get on with the dying. That the doctor to see the cook!—Answers. ham is for the funeral.’'"—Argonaut. YOU SHOULDA SEEN) Him EVERETT TRUE BY TACKLE, MIKE-UKGE THIS: CONDO See? — HARD AND LOu)- GON ; tN pl | IE Jim GULP PLAYED END 1A) UST WEEK'S GAME- THAT BABY SURE CAN) GO! - Losi. HERE, MRS. TRYG, AT THS SILUS You KAVS RUN VPS CooK, at THe II! SOMEONE'S AT THE Sg ETLATA.I TLL AUSSLE DOR, FRECKLES! Go AND OVER T' FRECKLES SEE WHO IT 1S AT ‘i | HOUSE AN WAKE < p on Tm \ HIM UP=HELL : a CANN se Bec errs: | ge speseo tur £ ES : AND ‘ - | EARL pat y SB i ES ents : i ? \P. - “| S DIO MY Part! hs i cn mis %} . : Do You ExpecT MAKES: Uy Ls 7 poo , ane \ ) De Xou EXE WS WAY oe, FRECKLES kouse WHY! ARE You cnuy JUST UP, WILLIE ? FRECKLES WAS THIS MEIN THE ww wm THE gore