The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 22, 1923, Page 6

PAGE 6 Daily Doings of The Star’s Funny Folks °. CAP HIGGINS EVA a ee OUT OUR A ww * MY PASGoT & TH RHEUMATISM SO BAD, HE CANT The 1S ZAT So? HE | CANT COME OUT WALK, SO HE Gea ER WALK ER NOTHIN? “OL ME. CHASE al NOU FELLERS. oie \GO ON Awan a GOT A GOOD Look AT THAT NEW NEIGHBOR OF OURS TODAY - my, BUT SHE LOOKED STUNNING: SHE HAD ON THE MosT BEADTIFLL LAWN DRESS CSS EXEFUL — TAKE THIS LETTER, PLEASS, AND GET \t OUT YOBAY — GOSH ‘ATS TOO BAD — FER HIM. ie OL ALWAYS HAVE TO PULL OFF A BUM AND FIND OUT FOR MYSELF - TO MESSRS. A).1. SACHS & SONS, SIOUX CITY, LOWAY- THE SEATTLE STAR Alibi = WE OUGHTER POLEECE? BOYS HERES = TH’ WATCH!" = THE BATTLE- “7% BY ih Ws ho.b ER NEWT SHES NO-NO-TALWANS SAID HENRY WAS A LION IN \ eH A SHEEPS +) —\ FLEECE!! | DONT CARE IF You DID LOSE YOUR, WATCH YOUVE GoT To KEEP OUT OF “THE ARGUMENT OVER STATION AGENT DAD KEYES LOST WATCH CAME To A SUDDEN END WHEN “THE WATCH WAS FOUND —IT WASNT IN HENRY HARRINGTONS YARD AT ALL SAY, WALT, WHERE DO YOU GET ALL THE BUM JOKES You HAVE ME PULL ALL THE TIMEP / on, JUST OUT OF THE AIR - WELL, 6D LIKE To SUGGEST THAT You OPEN THE WINDOW AND GET SOME FRESH AiR! Per ERRING io INQDIRY FOR ’ WILL SAY a) TINT Fires of Youth . WAKA Go LONG WITH ME, TAG? WELL, GETIN BACK OF ME + @tewree! WHAT'S GOIN’ ON? WHERE STANDIN' THERE FOR P WHATCHA he BY AL POSEN THA WATTIAS JN CASE SOMEBODY HAS A FIRE AN’ THEY L WANT MET ToRN | WH! ALARA _/ FOR'EM | as ipa | MONDA VY. OCTOBEI » 1999 REDUCED FERRY LLOYD GEORGE FARES OFFERED Company Would Take Over Line and Pay Rental to repair damage to storms and other natu: Negro Sentenced on Dope Charge Perry, the. last Kroes to be tried in federa charges of possession . of in connection with a raid on the Johnston apartme was sentenced t years in federal pent y morning. ted of violation of the D: Auto Jumps Road MERCED, Cal, Oct. 22—Three lwere killed and two injured early | Sunday morning, when the auto jin which they were homeward bound from a dance at Snelling, near here, plunged off the road st a sharp curve and turned over twice “ALL FED UP” With Southern Corn Cakes, Fried Chicken and Oysters BY LAWRENCE MARTIN Democratic League to Meet Thursday The Democratic Political Prb- ress the rtunities “Immigration © Last Amendment,” h 1 of Americ tei sg conducted by him 1 program has been pro« The public is welcome, |General Drain Is | Coming to Seattle here fc } | DENVER, Oct. 22—Whtle duck |hunting, near here today, William |A. Bergman was accidentally ghot and. fatally wounder by a shotgun jin the hands of another hunter. | Bergman died a few moments later. FRIEDA'S FOLLIES We wore on ship board. He had just finished asking my advice, About wisely, | In not renting his home, | To undesirable tenants. | He had had Jobster for luncheon. I had warned him against it. |. Not without satisfaction, I watched him Barely make the rail. Seasickness is not a pretty thing. Solicitously I approached him. For I am considerate if nothing else, “An empty house is better,” | I whispered in his colorless ear, “Than a bad tenant.” whether he had done AS TO MOTHER'S NEW HAT “I wonder what will be the popular styles in hats this season?” b “My dear, wamen’s hats will be di- | | Vided into two styles this season, as | al—the style you don't like and style I can't afford.”"—Illustrated BRewrtse, You Dow TALK TO THE POINT You, EVADE. ANS UCL ANSWE ANOTHER HAD A REASON grow cabbage so big that an army of soldiers can camp under one.” “That's nothing," sald..the New | Englander, “we make! copper ‘kettles in New England so big that's thou- sand men can be riveting one and yet |be so far apart they can't hedr each other’s hammer.” “Go on,” said the Californian, “what would any one use a kettle of that size for?" “Why, to boll your California cab- ;dage in,” said the New Englaoder.— | Boston Globe. |black eye! If you'd only follow the lead of the minister's little boy—" “I did try to, but he led agin wid his right an’ dat's: where he biffed me."—Philadelphia Ledger. SISTER'S DANCE PARTNER “Your new partner's a ‘terrible | dancer.” 7 “ft know it—but, oh, boy, how he Jean sitsout!"—Judge, BY CONDO HALL RIGHT, TLL ANSWER Your QUESTION BY ASK- IN@ YoU ANOTHER R IT BY ASIKINS. You), ONS? |SINCE WHEN DIO TWO QVESTIONS MAKES ONE ANawer ££ “Why,” said the Californian, “we |