The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 18, 1923, Page 12

THE SEATTLE STAR of The Star’s Funny Folks °*- LT an iliness of BY CAP HIGGINS | zm» ALEXANDER’S MOTHER DIE Choosing a Career SUCH A LITTLE Rascac! = i MAN, UE \ { { the | Cleanliness in Germany Now Luxury, Report JAY, LITTLE BALDY. \ TO GO WHEN WONDER WHAT HEC LAWwye “WOO-00-0 WHEN HE Grows UP mation © Of Hoag consumption | Autoist Freed of ar Blame for Death |aecrsses and money-printing Der de the growing lack of comes growing Jack of any’s consumption et «soap © a great as in any Thnd, the | referring floubtfu! Thmental statistics, wilh ) h & luxury whic Suspect Identified| at : fs wrists , Re sf wed tele collar Police Say Holdup | BY WILLIAMS THE OLD HOME TOWN ‘ he disinfocted hhimse If he took a trip to the Be ness and turned up 's bathroomless rmitting himself 1 bed ofly with We were ty. In those days cleaneet city in the SHE NEVER IVE HEARD . Vis A CENT hi ERINISS os (qT FE®\ [OF HER OWN: CIDE a 00%. HOME preramerannam, C8 | Te } ng orm | WAY EDGAR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH OIUN “THAIS EGG BEATER ! GOSH IT WORKS SO = re Weve aes | | |, aa beads Te aise against a . \ ; jae Mt ty Gu antes y_| such an nt. Clesfiness 4 HARD IN THIS i \ ‘7 i .- i samme e * XD | | or a trom within and without It a y : peared thoroly f 5 FROSTIN: 1 KIS 4 ke WED Bi R <n hot f mic polltiea ae wanter = HARDLY “TORN , } = ¢ WAIT FoR 5 declares that a clean Metropolitan Co.’s ovelty—a table wot untold a hot bath with soap Manager to Speak) ot wide irate v»| LOVER HELD FOR SLAYING SPOKANE, Oct, 18-—John Hardl. man, 22, is beld in jafl here without bail today, charged with slaying Goldie Flaugher, his sweetheart Formal first degree murder com. || BRUNO! manager of ding Co., wil cipal speake at the ence of building rs and managers, having as his affect of Ground Floor m Future Value of Prop- A large representation from Northwest cities {s promised for the conference, and there will be a num- ' nies the crime, calm ber of matters brought up of vital tg the sirt removed the revolver fram interest to bullding development. his pocket 4 shot herself during fr. Douglas, the Metropol: | Starret, ee ©, Jom. plaint was filed against. the young |™man late yesterday. Ha stoutly de. yocally’” as dis in d spirit o yr, or whet Co, will be represented y Steers, man- «ment; at SWELL, CHEST FUND TOT Wednesday's receipts for the munity Fund “cleanup” totaled $10,883, making @ totel of $618,222 . | Fained to date, | That leaves $156,7% of the 1924 "| budget of $775,000 yet to be raised over the city by the teams of reor Samer ae = eae ganized canvassers and business men. WILLIAM HALL, arrested some 8 of the latest plans for raising weeks ago, and charged with ped-/ the sum yet needed for Seattle chari- *] | dling narcotics by federal officers, | ties is for children to eanvass their | was found not guilty by a jury in| neighborhoods and seek employment |Judge Jeremiah Neterer’s court|with which to pay thetr subscription Thursday morning, OLYMPIA, Oct. 18.—Extradition e return of Anthony 1T WASA'T FIVE MINUTES AFTER STATION AGENT DAD KEYES WAS WARNED ABOUT TWIRLING HIS WATCH IN THE AIR, WHEN “THE CHAIN BROKE pledges. DOINGS OF THE DUFFS f DANNY, I’M SORRY | HAD To KEEP You AFTER SCHOOL, BUT You DIDN’T KNOW YouR LESSON AND | WANTED You TO LEARN IT BEFORE You WENT HOME ~ You MAY GO N | (/ HO-HOO~- HAD TO STAY AFTER SCHOOL- DIDN'T HAVE HIS LESSONS - ( MIND YouR ; OWN BUSINESS. THERE GOES PROFESSORS BLATZ AND SHMATZ - BOTH SLING A NASTY PEN- LEVS USTEN TO THEIR TALK -MY DEAR - THEYRE VERY LEARNED MEN DANNY WHERE HAVE You BEEN? DID You COME STRAIGHT HOME FROM SCHOOL? DANNY, YOv MUST NOT SLAM YouR BooKS DOWN LIKE THAT - IT'S JUST AS EASY TO LAY THEM DOWN QUIETLY - IT ISN'T WHEN ‘You'RE MAD AT WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS On) THE NIGATSHIRT 2 WILL (IT EVER COME BACK AGAIN ? FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS , WELL! WHERE WAVE You BEEN ALLTHIS Time? ,, TWAT YOUTO CARRY ae SAY! OYA TUWNK, ) TM A GREENHOON ) T'SWALLOW THAT | MINDA STUFF P - You Can’t Fool Freckles an gen I WUZ UP TH STREET, WE WO2 TRYIN 7 TELL ME HE HAD SOME U beALy? How TALKIN’ ‘T" WILLIE WALLACE@{ [ MANY SISTERS it \ KNOW TAT T'VE STUDIED ONE SWE HE TRIED T' FOOL ANE BY SAVIN! NE RAD Two HALF- SES) | SISTERS, BUT HE DIDNT ) ' & : ARTHMETIC } Dick lo | Cream of the Jests | FRIEDA’S FOLLIES Women are so jealous. You really would think No one would begrudge A rare attention to m& For ones in my life A man gave me the stare Ot my life. It was glorious! Even {f the oculist had, Put belladonna in his eyes. IN THE SMOKER The man from Evansville was talking. ‘ “There are lots of unsophisticated women in this part of the but @ good many of them are Ih cated in Gopher Prairie and Sauk Center. One of them that I knew had a very nice little boy who One woman was most annoying; [Hever skidded until he was out a Kept asking me what he had said,|her sight. She found him out, tho, I was pleased to tell her until, when the village constable led him Ho grew more: intimate, home one day and told her the lad Then I wheeled upon her snapping, “What business is It of yours?’ |5ad been shooting craps. But she “T am naturally curious,” was determined to be severe with She answered calmly. him, even tho her heart was break: “Ho 1s my husband.” ing as a result of his misdemeanors, A good, motherly, heart-to-heart talk was the corrective she decided on, “You darling little boy! In divid-|and she said gently: . ing that apple you kept the half! «Jimmie, my dear, I'm shocked with the worm-hole in it for your-/anq grieved, To think that a som Jselt and tet sister have the other|o¢ mine should be a criminal, It's halt.” terrible, Jimmie! Shooting’ ctaps! Yes; I s'pected that the worm| Why, don’t you know those little had bored thru to the other side."|innocent creatures have" just as |—Boston Transcript. much right to live as you have? . EVERETT TRUE BY CONDO [| WHAT HAVES You Gor [| HERE IN THE OVSN, Mes Tee be j 4 rh GUESSED WRONG IF Yoo MUST KNow ICC TAKS THSM OUT AND, SHow You. THey/RG BISCUITS, THEY Weer ; RAUING, BUT SINCS YOU OPENSO 7THS § ANO UST IN THE COLD oy) °