The Seattle Star Newspaper, October 6, 1923, Page 7

0 | SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6, 1928 THE SEATTLE STAR ‘.* Daily Doings of The Star’s Funny AND EVA ER- (D LIKE To SPEAK TO AN OLoOEre CLORK , PLEARe ADAM Adam Buys a Book YounsG aN! DON'T KEEP IMPROPER ] BOOKS IN THIS STORE hI THATS WHAT YoU WANT we, Se { TTS IN GOOD SHAPE Now! ALL Ir \ NEEDS §& PLENTY OF NouRISHMENT: 7 SHAKE WELL, AN GINE IT THREE HEAPINGr SHOVELS FULL EVERY TWwo HOURS |AN’ DOUBLE 7H! DOSE AT / WE WENT Fs To “THE SEVEN HIS HERB TEA iS MADE = YOU OF HAY !! tba SCALAWAG MARSHAL OTEY WALKER CAUGHT ¢ re. { Gers You Gor A ‘fm =|) KNEW THERE = 1 PARADE PLANS Folks °. ARE DRAWN UP BY CAP HIGGINS ons to ; Sw GUIDE To roOuNG MOTHERS? be « Seattle's par h PORTLAND TO (ELECTRICITY 10 BE GREATEST FACTOR IN WAR, SAYS EXPERT ying the ever con: on of the new dis 1, ave beyond ) instrument of LOSE POLICIES Moore Winner of Ail Mail Trophy LOUIS FLYING FIELD, mail pilots. nL Hand mail piane for 300 kilo. (186.42 miles) at the rate of | miles an hou ean C. Smith finished nec Jack Knight third. ir thru stand. ¢ wins the trophy cup -. STAN “ NEA SERVICE ONE OF THE MEDICINE SHOW TROUPE IN THE ACT OF REFILLING THE FAMOUS BLoop TONIC BOTTLES AT BOB KHOLGATES PUMP. DID 1 KEEP YOU WAITING z Vp LONG? I'M SORRY, is BUT } COULON'T (PM AFRAID HOW DO You DO, MRS. DUFF? & 1} CAME FOR MISS OLIVIA- I'M GOING TO TAKE HER To THE FOOTBALL GAME - PART OF THE OH YES, COME IN- GAME 1 DON’T THINK ma, SHE IS QUITE mB READY YET- VLU HURRY HER ALONG This man just naturally lacked The instincts of a gentleman. He actually appealed to me one day As to his rights BY ALLMAN THE FIRST HALF 1S OVER- IT STANDS NOTHING AND NOTHING! ey oF In keeping his hat on, Whether he was in the presence of ladies Or not. I agreed with him, Much to everyone's surprise, WELL.W But added ‘ t E “There are some things that are DIDN'T MISS vetter Kept under cover, NY TH! 41 A ING THEN: |) vour head is one of them.” | pashindud. dite tao | SISTER'S FELLER DUCKS “No, dear, we won't tell anybody, not a living soul. Hadn't you better | go in and talk to dad?” “But—er—precious, we just prom- isednot to mention it to anyone, |didn't we?” | i FATHER’S REMINDER “You think so much of your old golf you don’t even remember when we were married.” sank the 32-foot rutt.”—Judge. Learn This on Your Lute THEM DAYS IS GONE FOREVER You Need A MAN “TO LEAN UPON- AGH-HEA- ALL QUIETING WIFTE DOWN working the brain.” “Ha! ‘That must be why women have no hair on their chins."—Every- body's. ‘ond and | called « | port, looked “Sure I do. It was the day after I| “Bald heads are caused by over-| 4 SAYS STOKES TO SURRENDER CHICAGO, Oct. 6—W. B.D. c e York millionaire, will » Chicago ef Justice ¢ criminal court e Caverty if court all day, tokes to appear nce within a few hours to enter a plea d provide ball HIS DISPOSITION Vice President Parsons, of the Erie, { a railroad exeeu- ive amed report after another, section foreman fills but an elaborate form, in case of ter how inconse When a train hits a cow rse, this must be done at onee. One important form reads of the carcass.’ ut an aceident re- at the prostrate carcass jof an old horse and then wrote for | the answer | “‘MILD AND GENTLE” avity on the moon ’ SPEAKING OF HOLDING A meddiesome woman, riding in @ trolley car began sneering at a young mother’s awkwardness in holding a fretting baby, ooh “I declare,” she snorted, “a woman ought never to have a baby until she knows how to hold it.’t . “Nor a tongue, either,” calmly re- plied the worried young mother.— Fruit Dispatch. AT WIFE'S SUMMER COTTAGE “I suppose your wife* is enjoying herself at your summer cottage.” “Not very much. She hag three women visiting her, each on a differ- ent diet."—Boston Transcript. de dancin’ elephants to You musta picked a bum merican Legion Weekly. ONE ON THE PROFESSOR Young College Professor to Fair Pupil—Let me teach you to love me. “How many girls are going to take the coruse?"”—Judge. PLEASING HUBBY From Film Fun ‘Yes, dear, you look nice in that but it cost me a heap of “Freddie, dear, what do I care for money when it is a question of pleas- ing you?” THEM DAYS 1S EVERETT TRUE , GONE FOREVER! bag Malpas BHAT LITTLS DaTA L No (MPORTANCE. DATA Bcrore PROCESDING. BY CONDO Now, MR, TRUS t Haven’T BEEN ABLE ON THAT MatreR, DID GeT WAS OF We MUST HAVE MORE] © SMITH on employe, who was ~ GEE, WHERE DP YA GET ™ OM- MY UNCLE BEN GANE HIM ig COULDN'T GIVE ME ANY DATA_AT ALL- _ Y THINK JENKINS HAS SOME DATA, AND IF HE HAS ANY DATA -~------ AN" HALF BULLDOG, {7 PULL BLOODED! lf "Data"! “Dara! YOU'VS HEARD SomeBopy USE ltuat WORD AND Now You ABUSE [FT I! lgun "moun MEE Spare nied OR YOU'LL QUESR TS Hone, Te aN "DATA" IL DATA Bor uu “pata!