The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 17, 1923, Page 4

PAGE 4 Crash For a short period of time we are going to work at one-half our regular prices in order that the publie will get better acquainted with the wonderful work we are doing and with our new location. Think of such prices as: $8 Crown and Bridgework cut to $4 $25 Plates cut to $10 With Our Regular Fifteen-Year Guarantee These special low prices are Just what we say they are—simply an inducement for you to come and see how well you cait be served. You are offered the same high-class work and identically the same ¢ If we cannot satisfy you, you can have Money Back for the Asking Come in and see for yourself our new modern equipped office and let us prove to you that we are not offering you cheap work, but high-class work at greatly reduced prices PIONEER DENTISTS Collins Bldg., Second Ave. and James St. to 6 p. m. daily by appotntment class that materia we h our always used Telephone Main 2736 Dr. H, 0. 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The special low terms are within your reach. See this won- derful machine at once—come in, 222 Pine St. Telephone: EL iot-4318 Pacific States Electric Company Distributors Check Seal Product MACHINE COMPANY, CHICAGO Dante of ao Electric Cylinder Type and the Lag ad Electric Oscillating Type Vang dae arouoy Also Thor Auto- matic Ironers rey shaft-driven brush type Vacuum Cleaner, } dealers in all cities. Write for names. hind ea Office, Rialto Building, San Francisco LARGEST MAKERS OF ELECTRIC WASHING MACHINES, EST, 1906 The Thor Electric Shop Dental Prices | Tries to End Life | | | THE SEATTLE Ar Ss MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 17, 1923. wVattare fe ARCH To the School Board Lily & nce ha " forgotten. CHIBK SEATTLI To Melvin Conway Mexico. 1 hope have » c of the w ia yw to satief you and that you will re rm t h determin t tud: N 10. 1 boy i “ from hom You i doubtie x 1 the hardahiy nt lat CHIBF SEATTLE To Sheriff Starwic Dear Matt wh don't you, with me a n tereating evening for everyone CHIEF SEATTLI To Dr. Hiram M. Read CHI AT TL To Jack Kear ns, Financier ‘ My cur To the Sports Writers " urcea ot fiz stuff F ® ple CHIEF SEATTLE To Homer Gin Brew, Paragrapher De Humor Now that Dumbbell Dud ha ¢ » his vaca #2 daisy, I really thinb > do a typewriter, 8 To Secretary of Navy Denby : ‘ ; CH A 1 To the Admiral Oriental Line oe “ Am e Le i: ; ckson To Jim Bridger and Wild Bill Ja Dear Pilainsmen How we do I © strode the stage of life in the fle Y 4raya n ered Wagon” is excellently done and refre my memory gona anys. Those were the when “a man could trust friend.” CHIEF SEATTLE To the Duff Family Dear Folks: Welcome back to the pages of The Star. I nee the baby Is doing nicely. Why doesn't th call on Wilbur's house hold? Or am I pushing matt b t CHIEF SEATTLE. To Rural Residents Dear Folks: Get out your tweezers and prepare to pick out the birdshot—hunting season is ne hack: ise ale will econ be ahat 4 by the pop of sth 4 while the phe will be quite . as a@ rule, farme farm f to say nothing of cattle horses, chickens, etc., are in Imminent dange CHIEF SEATTLE. To Tod Morgan, Boxer Dear Youth; Don't belleve all that you read about your sporting writeups. If you do you will of the swe head that would ruin your future chances. Keep a modest head on those sturdy shoulders, and you will keep a thinking head. Th a prime essential to anyone seeking champlonship honors in the t ing game the: y I m a effectively and conv! y than anythin have a case x ered a lecture much more ic I could say CHIEF SEATTLE |To the Seattle Bar Association Honored Sire: Your efforts to create a respect for and knowledga of the constitution {* most admirable, But while you are busy structing the laymen, you might also take a few days to the inst tion of certain members of your profession who, as Judges, seem to be unacquainted with those sect free speech, free press and fre: ns which guarantee the rights of assemblage CHIBF SEATTLE ITo Street Car Conductor No. 1,479 Gentle Sir: You have a wonderful calling points on Third ave, and it carried me back to the the past when we used to hear Paul Your volce js much the same, tho sweeter would be possible to wake up Peter Puget. I noticed, however, with some annoyance, that, you garble: your words. You should talk mor plainly, lke a railway train announcer, for instance. The way sound now, It ix hard to tell whether. you are calling transfer point grand opera Yours for Vocn} Culture CHIE! voice. I heard you Satuntay days Bunyan calling his blue With such a vole you SEATTLE To King Alfonso, of Spain Dear Alf; Kind of unhandy, this thing of genera where to head In at. Very impertinent, it seems, Well, it sometimes happens that way. Kings seem to be a little unpopular these days Funny, ien't it? You'll be lucky if you don't lose your Unsympathetically yours, CHIEF § To Dr. Milton A. Nobles Dear Doc: I viewed with Hing kin arm your statement in The Stor. Sat urday that the world was going to blow up in 10 years or «0, making a new world out of the old one, destroying continents and creating new ones. While I realize that you are one’of the many who from time to time predict such terrible catastroph your prophecy completely, still I breathe a lot predict that America is not to be destroyed, too. Gratefully yours, CHIEF #, and discount ¢ to know you sler SEATTLE. To the Chamber of Commerce Dear Sirs; W. W. Connor, who just returned from ays he noticed only a very few stickers on automobiles advertis Seattle, while other citles were well represented, He offered the suggestion that the reason for this, prhaps, was that the Seattte sticker Is in no way artistic and is the same size ay the Rainier na tional park ticket. He told us that the Portland rome was seen on almost every tourist auto you met and suggested Seattle pick a dis tinctive sticker, such as a totem pele or a potlatch bug. This is a very good suggestion, it seems to me. Why not do ‘something about it? CHIEF SEATTLE To Enoch Bagshaw Dear Coach; They call you th California, “Little Giant” in Pacific coast toot ball circles, and they are not far wrong in doing so, For two yours you have Inbored at Washington, cultivating your football field so that the ripe, abundant ears of gridiron champtonship wheat would spring therefrom.' For two years your ground ha results, not good ay they should have been. and from all appearances, it 1g YOUR year. When the Seattle will be proud to say that it houses the redoubt * coach of the feared Washington Huskies CHIE been poor and This i« your your is SEATTLE To a Certain Chauffeur Kind Sir; With the Insolence and impudence of many of your type, you undertook to “bawl out the driver of « flivver on Seventh ave Wednesday, You snurlingly yelled at him to his can off the ntreet,” as you rede by in your fine limousine, driving a lady passen ger, Gosh! Wasn't it a surprise, tho, when you learned tae ” less looking gink was.a deputy sheriff? What a change of front you prostates bel A Bed oe ee Pe Co ACATTIC Pea Han The you ir be pre Tog Depar you ¢ moder much terest i r | but the or 'To Chie It Creates an Atmosphere of Restful The Real Comfort of the Home s in Good Furniture Contentment ie se terms of credit are planned to aid ited 1 providing a home of which you may yud and that reflects your ideals, ether with Hite our liberal Exchange tment, they present the means for © better your home with new and n furnishings without the need of cash on hand and without any in- or extra charges, —Featuring the Bedroom— t should be pleasing, re BUCK’S COAL, WOOD, COMBINATIONS to Meet Any Need Heater Installed in Your Home for $4 Down Weekly Old in Stove Trade Your Taken ho “baw! out” you gave him was uncalled for and impude © you got in exchange wan ri ted, You never ¢ you're telling to get off the earth nowadays. Yours for less nolee, CHIEF SEATTLE. f of Police W. B. Severyns Dear Bill: We view wi arm the theft of your dry navy, mean | ing the police apeed boat which fn the past chased all the rum smug | glors off the Sound, What on earth will happen to ux now, Bill? The | bootieggers will swamp the city with booze—liquor will rufn all our | eltixens—the city wiil go to the dogs—and all because somebody was | careless enough to let the bootleggers steal the boat, the force | which kept Seattle the clean. Abiding place that it was. That boat was all that saved us from a horrible drunken fate—the fate which now is facing us. Again I ask, what ehall we do? Hoartbrokenly yours CHIEF SEATTLE. |To ha I | Homer Brew mar 8 ir: It ie with the greatest delight that we welcome you back r While you were our vacation, Gov F. Hart 6 over on He seized the opports enent his ttle buils from his stock farm. Report hundreds of row to the the vessel, at Victoria | without it | minute the |the British ng the trip to Seattle, lightening er Jchanges from the terrible to the) OK AN laughable were occurring. w KING OF DAY }| When the giant ve joomed} The Canadian quarantine officer |from the fog off Williams Head| was king of the day Until he quarantine station a thrill of eX-| gave the word, not a soul could | pectation surged thru the crowd of] hoard the vessel, He cruised about hewspapermen who were aboard ®/ in his quarantine Inunch while the tug in the harbor, ready to meet! doctors examined the passengers on he For hours they had waited) the liner. He joked with tho re. for a sight of the great ship, beet) porters abonrd the tug, tviling ing her cargo of refuge For/them that they might be allowed hours they had been tossed about! to get aboard the liner in two or in the sea, waiting for an Oppor-| three hours Groans arose from |tunity to board the vessel. What) the small craft. It is to be remem: a fund of ture storie Was! bered th: there were as many re- aboard that ship. | porters ax there were refugees, As the tiny tug ‘drew alongside} Airplanes whirred ove ad, speed the ¢ boats circled about the liner and Infa: Flatuleney ve aids the a To avoid im Absolutely Children Cry for ising therefrom, and, by regulating the Stomach and Bowels, Wait for Relief Vessel ers Board Ship in Fashion That Would Make Capt. Kidd Jealous f cases that struck sor from devastated Japan. i office," she said, heart of others aboard) When the allence was at its| Victoria. wi i] youl Saturday night was not] impressive quit, “Don't say a word|in thelr work and combed the vessel! ing shook and the city came crash, until you have consulted an attor:|for news. The smoke of flashlights] ing aown about us. 1 pan foc tho happier moments. Every| ney, ~ am an attorney.” Smiles|filled the eabins and salons of the! street, but Dr, Richmond veel oe ship was in harbor at ° ¥ x Columbia city and dur! ers who ed the rails of relief ship a, silence in an nts and Children all ages of Constipation, » Wind Colic and Diarrhea; allaying Feverishness ssimilation of Food; giving natural sleep. look for the signature of MOL TIR itations, alv: SO purchase-pay ¢12°DOWN-THEN ONLY @12° WEEKLY *75%° «+ *@3°DOWN ~ « SIS°VEEKLY & 6100% ~ +«652°DOWN- ~ &2°°\VEEKLY #1509 « *@7S°DOWN- + s#250WEEKLY #200 « *1022D0WN* +. SS 20(VEEKLY + @{52°DOWN* ~*~ ¢42°WEEKLY #30099 tful and of a quiet beauty. Init you spend over one-third of your life. 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VANITY DRESSER, BENCH, CHIFFORETTE, BED Special i Leatherette or Felt Top Genuine Burrowes’ Card Table r government launches chugged im-| ship in Yokohama harbor carrying @ portantly thru the seas. Finally | small boy on his back: “Who is the the quarantine fiag dropped from) child?” he was asked. “I don’t 4 the masthead of t President Jef-| know,” he replied. “I just swam ou¥ ferson and the news men and/ with him.” P women swarmed aboard thru a port] On of the liner in the side of thé ‘ship. It was a] was approached and aM@€ed regardingy [boarding party that would have her experiences and the manner im 74 | turned Captain Kidd green with|which she escaped. en “I am allve because I put off take | “Where's the purser’s office,” was|ing my bath for a few hours. I was the first question askéd of a Chi-lin the tub when the bousé crashed | nese stoker, | about me. The beams pressed in from either side and wound the bath- tub around me. But for It I would | have been crushed.” ‘UPHEAVAL MAY (CHANGE MAPS That the vast upheaval of the Jap- anese earthquake has changed the p of Japan to aa incredible ex~- tent, making mountains of valleys, valleys of mountain ranges, sinking sections of the land beneath the sea and raising sea bottom to dry land, was the assertion of many of the refugees who arrived in Seattle Sat: urday night from the Orient aboard the Admiral Oriental liner President “Top side for'ard,” Ne replied. “Where is the mail clerk's office,” was the next question fired at him by @ reporter. “Top side jout | “Where are the refugees?” “Top side for'ard.” “Where are the propellors?” a reporter asked as he hurried along. | "Top aide for’ar | PASS! | BY EAGER REPORTERS Everywhere litters and stretchers |were to be seen, Piles of them were stored on the decks aft. On one of them a cat, evidently the ship's mascot, was soundly sleeping. Men had given up their staterooms to| the refugees and their temporary |aleeping places were scattered about | Tetterson. the weasel ‘Japanese lakes, too, have disap- | "From ‘William's Head to Victoria| ered, rivers have changed their the passengers and crew were be-|COUrses"’ said Miss Mary Chandler pang csgehitd Stone, sister of W. H. Stone, a Se- ‘The city of Tokyo was burhed attle engineer, who was one of the hundreds of times and Yokohama | Pissengers. Miss Stone miraculously had been inundated by scores. of | CAPOd death in the quake. tidal waves before the ship reached| ,J was in Dr. G for'ard," “he snapped 4 | | } at the doorway and we stood there. We alone, of all the occupants of that building, escaped death in the ruins."” Another passenger on the Presi- dent Jefferson, H. J. Collier, of Ak- = RUSH FOR DINING ROO: Finally the rush subsided after the majority of the passengers had gone jto their staterooms, It was then that ron, Ohio, an employe of the Good- the reporters stormed the dining} ric, Rubber company, was in tho |rooms and attacked the food like} factry building at Yokohama when a |Wildcats. The only difference be-/the quake came. Out of more than | tween the reporters and the wildca‘ | being that wildcats seldom spill prov- | ender on their chests, | One of the passengers told a story of a glant Russian who swam to the 0 persons in the building, Stone was the only one to escape with his life, he said. His family, two chi dren and wife, escaped also and fh to the steamship. Stomach Pressed On His Heart — Gas on Stomach Pressed on Heart and Lungs “I suffered from Indigestion press- | constipation, ing on heart and lungs, Was told [| had heart trouble, Adlerika (in- testinal antiseptic) did more for me than anything I ever tried."—Sign- ed B, Morris, Intentinal Antineptic Thore is now offered to the public @ preparation having the DQUBLE action of an intestinal antiseptic and a complete system cleanser, This preparation, known as Adlerika, acts as follows: sour stomach, gas on one the stomach and aici headache, spoonful Adlerika ALWAYS brin relief. A longer treatment, howevel is necessary in cases of obst! and long standing under constipation = stomach trouble, preferably direction of your phystetat Reports From Physicians. ree on erAtulate you on the good ct Thad from Adlorika. sino prescribed it.” (Signed) Dr, L. Lang= It tends to eliminate or destroy lois harmful germs and colon bacilli in| ,“f have found nothing in my 50 the intestinal canal, thus guarding | Years’ practice to excel Adierika against appendicitis and other dis-| (Signed) Dr, James Weaver, cases having their start here, the most complete ev ed to tho rpes and “Tune Adlerike stom | Same re 3 8 public, 62) Dr. I*, M, Prettyman, lower | flor taking Adlorika, feel better And removl matter | than for 20 year aven't language polnoned — t m for! to exproas the AWFUL IMPURITINS syat months and which nothing el dislodge. It brings out all thus Immediately relievin se can| eliminated from my systeni,” (Sign= ed) J. B. Puckett. Adlerika is @ constant surprise to on the heart, Tt is ae eople who have used only ordinary great amount Polaonous matter! howel and atomach meditines, on ace Adlerika drawa from the alimentary of its rapid, pleasant and cunabmatte: 1 never th MPLETH action, if is sold by was in your system, ry it right | loading druggists everywhere. ure | Harmless-No Opiates, Physicians everywhere recommend it, A ( after a natural’ movement and notice | Sold@ in Seattle by Warten’ pru Bt, Bs how much more foul matter It brings | Co, Second Ave, an Union out which was polxoning you. In| Switt Drug y alight disorders, such as occasional! Union St