The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 8, 1923, Page 8

SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 1928 A Thought for Y ou of the 6, 000, 000 Who Live on “Pacific Ave.’ aa Do you know “Pac You doubtless do, tho maybe It’s what the V Sun calls the Pacific high- way. Here is an extract from a letter written by the editor of the British Colum paper, the spirit of which The Star greatly likes, Read his letter, look at his picture of the avenue, and let your enthusiasm for thé Pacific Coast develop. He writes us “Tam sending you a drawing of Pacific ave., which is now completely paved, except for a short dist on the California-Ore », and which was officially opened in British Columbia on Labor day ix million people live on Pacific ave., and these 6,000,000 people own 1,500,000 automobiles. Taken as a group, they represent the wealthiest section of peo- ple on the North American continent, and in every way they are the most contented people on the North Amer- jean continent. In fact, the climate and general living conditions of the people living on Pacific ave, are not equaled anywhere else in the world. passed, “People back East do not know what is going on out here on the Pacific Coast, and do not the tre west mendous development that is taking place, and all the there to publicity that the Pacific Coast can possibly receive That will do good, gr Ave distributed westv That day ha r those ho | ast of fey I the Pa and ir from there ard rend not under that name. eer economics ¢ or ili do trick “The press of the Pacific portunity to hasten this dev ; , *acific and the tion is so economically sound and Panama canal to Europe. Last vada handled we can, by adding our initiati 20,000,000 bushels of grain; thi "year, he will handle would take 10 years to accompl 50,000,000 bushels, and grain-handling facilities are develop. 1924 iy recency Ady _Anahle Vancouver in “Everybody in America would like to come out and i . : motor up and down Pacific ave. Everybody living on Pacific ave. will, no doubt, take advantage of the won- derful roads and wheel either up or down the avenue. We believe the word ‘avenue’ will picturize to the peo ple of America the great highway up and down the Pacific Coast more graphically than anythi “i ancouver the wh handled east “Heretofore, at crop of the Canadian North- . : acific ports, realize via the Great Lakes, and from \ Atlantic day has passed, and in has started to move wa American ports and on to Europe, Cot a Canada’s export elopment already via the out “Some strange things are happening out here which even some of us who live here do not realize. The Panama canal has had the effect of dividing the North American continent into two transportation slopes. an Eastern and a Western—and full effect is gradually being given to this. For instance, there arrived in Se “Ce attle from a Mediterranean port, a short time ago, a direct cargo of goods for consumption and distribution eastward. Heretofore all these goods arrived Mediterranean ports at Eastern Atlantic ports ance nada’s 1923 wheat crop will amount to 600,000,- 000 bushels. Close to 400,060,000 of this ailable export to Europe and a greater portion can morc move to world markets via the Pacific route, It requires a tre is a for economically Coast the from and any other a Sa cegenaMisckaE ETAE Nera Discourses on the Futility of Holding Grudges B. Kyne—Another Coming Next Saturday "he Seattle Star Published Dally by T * Phone Main 0600, Newepaper Ente . ¥ o By mail, out of olty, boc per the $100, your $2.80 By carrier, city, $ Oltma: office, Mo: Canadian Cappy Ricks ™ Written for The Star by Peter Franctece Terk offica, We Are Saved, by Heck automobiles of the country : and accumulatec i, would save over er Research Boar the 5 per cent of the operating with fau t bon deposits which, if cent of the gasoline now National Motorists’ Associs At breakfast, 10 days ago, we actually let one fried egg and half the bow! of “grits” go, when our eye caught the above, to dig up the gasoline bill of the previous we And she read: “Twenty gallons at 18 cents, $3.60." Yes sir, almost a whole dollar (90 cents) wasted, ac- cording to the research b of the National Motorists’ association. No doubt about it, doggone our fool hide! That egg and chicken feed went dead cold on the brea pas fast table while we rushed “the machine” to the garage { $ 7 fra rgkis reign . : 4 : ants man. ae eee cena tr Renin og yes, time it {9 Prof. Ba e Us: “Kind sir, is the car or faulty?” r ‘ ani of toothpicks in B ¥ cat Garage Bandit: Faulty e-ru-sa-lem! One day : am dee Sf peer te : stor more and it would have blown to smithereens.” x : ' “ mittee y host i sore iter r ‘athe M Us: “Kind sir, do you di any ace umulated deposits?” t beige ; G. B.: “Deposits? n If the General Ele | tric Co. had all that carbon it could light this town for » 192 nights.” Us: “Kind sir on the gas bill?” G. B.: “I sure kin.” A Blow at Los Angeles BY DON RYAN, IN LOS ANGELES RECORD sone can you fix it and save us 25 per cent to view ot for Angeles We didn’t care much about this morning's fried eggs and “grits,” either. ECONOMY GARAGE Ten days’ credit only. Cash preferred in every case. ‘To fixing faulty carburetor, readjustment, etc... .$ 3.89 To removing deposits and cleaning carburetor, la- ’ bor (at $8 per hour), etc., ete Rees “Well, how last sorry he was and I forgave week he sent for me and told me him.” madi yet | in ti should ¢ sent word to And at that > Ho not th really hated me, | ha Hoe juat thought he did, because a| 1 week ago, when he knew he was | first ullimatum, and the know heduied for a trip to the pearly|of this soured hin spirit. Strange gates, ho nent for me and begged may ne blamed me for tended to glower at the assembled | my pardon. jit all, an¢ ‘ ide j bandits of his world of business. “Of caper sipped thou course,” he added, ‘I have right » and silence | here more business enemies mas. the round table of the Bilgewater [Soeenee an my friends than any | club for all present w= that rdinary business man requires.” | Cappy was about to in 6 In ont “"T know of no greater delight than|of his delightful reminiscences [taking a bite out of a competitor,” | Presently the old gentleman cleared Redell replied. “I expect to have the| his throat and began | pleasure of nipping you several times | Have any of you alf-baked and drawing blood before I am/| young captaina of industry called on to walk slow 4 you|read Whistler's book, “The and discuss your many xen with ‘or my part waste my time on If folks don’t Like | Is from them, and the would think o tend the funer aking enemies, them and then wrote a book got me wrong, Gus," it, But what that man missed was | Cappy replied. “I didn't hate this|@ knowledge of tho art of brian. He hated. me |unmaking enemies. er wan Live Wire Luiz Almeida, Redell’s|®% famous wit, but his wit wounded [partner in the West Coast Trading| ®%d scarred the objects of hin at company now spoke up: “Eff those| tention, but nevertheless q }man he hate Cappy Reecks, then|@lways felt assured tha tapers may be heaven's distant [1 thenk he is crazy in the head| lacked a sense of humor | and should be forgive, no?” “Along about 1889 I had occasion | Colored faml “Bxactly, Lulz. You're talking|t© aue a man in the admiralty |™yY hous ngage the colored wense, The man was to be pitied| court. I hated to do it because 1| Woman to do the Iaundry and I en-| and forgiv He experienced all| hate any kind of a court like chil.|eaKed her husband as my ce the suffering and, since he. was| ref hate castor ofl, and 1 triea| Th were such excellent » foolishly inflicting it on himseif,|my best to adjust our dispute by |that I paid them to have the shack| and most active real estat prevent it There Is a Lita uoety: tor. hicn."” personal argument, give and take,| Painted and covered with olimbing the world fly There al “That sounds very virtuous and|Atbitration, and every other meang|Toses at my expense s has more knocker, | Golden Rulish,”" sald Eddy Smith, | before I discovered that my oppon-| “Well, finally, my neighbors who handled all of the maritime|ent Just did not want to be fair.|tested and anyhow the property insurance for Cappy's Blue Star|He thought he had me and ho|krown too valuable for Navigation company, “but having|imed to collect all that the law/hate, #o my enemy tore known you for a quarter of a cen-|@!lowed and maybo a little | Seek Bae erecved | tury, Mr. Ricks, I know that you | He mistook my patience for | himself on it A |hold grudges. Why, you unmiti-| ness well, you h was finished he gated old fraud, you got sore on|the wort of busincas man me once about some trifle and re-| 59 sense of equity, the fused to give me any Insurance, Man who ts best described as Jesse lbasiness for’ year.” James without his horse and pls.) “ ” You needid disciplining, d,"*| tol. | Human Engineers Cappy shrilied. “You permitted a} “So I sued, and by the Holy Choosing “Human policy of ours to expire ,and the| Pinktoed F t I licked him and|his topic, Floyd vessel collided with a bay tug two| ®t huge d: und he had to|Attle lecturer hours b you renewed it and| Pay ¢t cS I never did make|at the we got stuck for $1,600 of a repair| the mistake of hiring cheap attor.| Arcade bill, That sentence of a year was | y8 or cheap you, but I] ever didn’t k he las mths | that I couldn't be here, I had to at $20.00 | tena the funeral of the only enemy |I have ever had—outside of office ECONOMY GARAGE. 16.11 to ze st ad. will have to and able} IHRE! 1 uid enu more advantages which our city can offer, but it would sound like boasting. I take it these are enough to convince anybody that les is the logical place ete ge everybod: go to Del Mar. How can'they see it to any adé vantage in Del Mar? Why sflere isn en @ decent hotel there. oh 'to-view the eclipes And in Los Angeles, why—but purse We can’t do anything what's the use? Mexico. We can’t help it maid chats if the eclipse will be more total ot on this side of the in S r ing to do? fonal boundary lir That's Let Mexico have her under this impending ? Under the horror of What we are Interested tn Is s all the sts rushing to seeing that the share of the able pimple on the map pace allotted to the United enjoyed from Los 80 you could no- and from Los Angeles i do something. yu would. But have a plan. Ak a dras- needs It means the Mrs. 3. J. Car referred to with so hat wonder- big city of Los nettle for ns lately developed a Jable zeal and are to Tijuana in ad. can be Please remit, thours.”" ‘The old gentleman, pre. as it Our little son, Bobby, knows as much about finance as ' we do about carburetors—no less. He has figured it out, to our satisfaction, that the research board of the Na- ional Motorists’ association has caused a whale of a sav- | ing in our gasoline. | whtfully at his settled he situation, Angele- w what are you § ll we remain in- Your lot could be worse. You were a rheumatic whale? When a girl speaks of her tranks next year you will wonder if she means baggage or bathing. | Magnus Johnson says he believes In books. We believe in bank books, : : fe but not in cook books. in Awad A whale’s bones weigh 25 tons. Suppose » plent and seashore, with unexcelle any in es is to mount Well, I'm a clima my bus rrying 4 ignorance ¢ ®) lunatic'’s attitud for 20 odd years I a point to bow to toward always 1 him him plea He never re but I kept that this somethin, Whistles I judge that such an ambition will be considered n worthy o r It's by every civi¢ body of this city and consequently will receive the unqualified support of the cham- creased his resentme | ber of commercs he Merct for tho first thing ve had an Manufacturers’ association, bought a plece of property " he fo | the Retail Merchants’ eo} | and ‘Only one case of a woodpecker lighting on a camper’s head has been peated all summer, ‘The great surprise of the summer came to a mosquito who lit on * man’s wooden leg. my saluatio! and I imag’ about Practically every ant in the United States has enjoyed at picnic this summer. What seem to us but dim funeral - lamps.—Longfellow. associa- alongs residence and built an tion, the Optimists, the Lions, the | unsightly kK on I alks all the wor elubs. the shack without protes Are you all with me |years, and th < o8 Fine. Thank you t one stood for what we'll do, An- We'll march to the chamber of commerce and we'll all go right In and tell Mr. Wig- gins that he'll have to get up a petition. Yes sir, A red-hot pe- tition to the Creator to have the ipse changed so that it can be viewed from Los Angeles better than from any other spot in the United » world, in spi aid in San the contrary Lon Angeles has the largest and most active chamber of chman.| commerce in the world Franctaco to #0. ten Something has arisen which will keep our splendid city from being the chief spot from which ants | Los Angeles has the to view the unless we dust as boys are rushing off to college, | an Oregon professor quite to become a plasterer. SRSA ia Manik eclipse Yes sir. in the ointment s has to be some Flax crop is large. Go ahead and get cinders in your eyes. Help ase men | cafeter pro ad | purposes of | down the 1 nice home First thing you know it will be cool enough for sheik and sheba to sit in the same chair, Those planning all along to > get back t to work this fall will postpone THIRD anD MADISON it until winter. DAN 4 more. weak all met who has| sort of| SEATTLE’S FAIRYLAND OF PLEASURE [Autumn eomes in like a cup of hot coffee and goes out like a saucer )-foot spite | 'Speaker Tells of Engineers” as Foster Barnes, S¢ 3 told n large crowd| : . 5 Masonic club rooms in the| i 3 y THIS ONE! bidg. Friday night that “hu TODAY .x doctors, and the engineers” were ary to} to teach you to appreciate our trade | UNTIL allowed my attorney his bil {bulla human minds and careers, as and watch it more efully in the | and my opponent had to pay it.|much so aa engineers to build future, It is nearly 15 years since | FRIDAY He didn't or wouldn't, xo I laid for | bridges and highways. I cured you of sucking eg«#, young | him ENS until I found something 1} Barnes will lecture ler, but I cured you. jcould nece every night | topio Satur attach and in the end he/until Thursday held grudg against | nquishing the had to come thru with a large|day night will be “ » of interes’ i" no " me,” Redell charged, “I'll bet a| SD of Interest. Hig stubbornness! Vampiro Fear, thousand aoliars that every night | before you go to bed you ask God V RIDGE MANN oO Hf RalL_ROUTE pert of the West Coast Trading| September 8, 1928, “You've Direction ACKERMAN and HARRIS you 290 MILES company's bankroll and wring my | war brow with pain and anguish.” "Of course I hold business | grudges,” Cappy admitted. “Would there be any fun in business if I didn't? Now, listen to father, 1 play thé game of business as real good sports play golf. I am al ways out to win, always trying, because business is a grand game with all the natural hazards in the world, and if a competitor puts | one over on me he has robbed me of my self-respect until I pay him back in kind, 1 love to do it It makes the day sunny warm for me all day, Business, I would Dear Folks: With Mussolint raising cain along the shores of Greece, it looks as if we hope in vain Yor piping days of peace, But here at home the skies are blue, and Ufe is full and free—so you look out alone for vou, and I alone for me. In far Japan a great distress is scaring human hearts; and thousands fall beneath the atreas, and even Hope departs, But here we give a mite or two to send across the sea—and you look out alone for you, and I atone for me. The farmers ‘round about ua meet a mighty bitter year; a sudden falling price of wheat has browght disaster near. We wonder what they orght to do; of course, we fall to see—so you look out alone alone for you, and I alone for me, And that's the way it seema to go with humana everywhere; we seldom take the patna to know the burdens others bear. I won- have you young pups know, has always been my vocation and get. ting Joy out of It has always been my avocation, I'm proud of every AN: RAILEWATER | TRIP J, Fe MeGUIUK, General Agent Passenger Department, 002 Second Ave, Seattle, Wash, Phones MA In M5700, business enemy 1 have, But,"—and here the old gentleman's face cloud. and a wistful look crept into his fine old eyes, “to be hated just because I was Cappy Ricky and had scored once in i legitimate game was always wufficient to enuse mo to decline to play with such a competitor thereafter, And I've just been a pall bearer at the funeral of the only man who 1 dor, if we really knew their problema could it be—that you'd look out alone for you, and I alone for met For while we go our selfish way, the world 1s quite a muss; and Progress ploka a painful way, retarding even ua! But Life will be complete and true, and Happiness be free—when I begin to think of vou, and you to think of me! crystal runway charmers — Kiddies A Dime, Any Time — PEGGY” A. veritable of laughs, speed, pep punch— bring whole family, tone thrills, and the —Next Sats “NIGHTY NIGHT" —