The Seattle Star Newspaper, September 3, 1923, Page 8

HE IN SEATTLE STAR THE PARADE HE Y, Bue, WHERE'S THAT LAGOR MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 38, 1928. FLOAT Buy HomeProductsand, Build the Northwest The States of Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Mon- tana and Wyoming have a total area of 498,810 square miles. There is a growing conviction THE NEW ze Seattle Star DAY PARADE you don't be Memphis, who tment at Washington and if ter Sol Seches, of “Pigs is pigs” lieve it, just ask Poacie has written to the postoffice and told them all about it. A case of eggs, reaching a certain Arkansas village for # tYans-shipment to Memphis, was devoured at the Station by stray hogs, said hogs having a habit of hang ing around the depot “The hogs has got a start here eating eggs,” the village postmaster reported, “and they will not quit until they railway are killed or put up, or truck or something put here fo the protection of the mail. Every time we turn our back, the hogs come to the eggs.” That the case is really serious is phis postmaster, attested by the Mem who, commenting on the Arkansan’s re port in forwarding it to Washington, said ‘You will note these ‘hawgs,’ not content with devouring the ‘aigs,’ have also ‘et’ a box of overalls left there.” The combination of hogs eating eggs has led an inven tive genius at the postoffice departmen that perhaps if these animals were ed and ground into minced hams they would be just natural born omelet t to suggest There al seems to be a disposition in some quarters to Mr. Secretary Campbell Bascom Slemp as the horrible Coolidge regime. identity example of President Coolidge takes a walk at 5 o'clock in the morning, Thus he is able to have a look at official Washington when it is sleeping, instead of loafing. Corn doctors, In convention assembled, declare they desire to be called pediatrists, but that doesn't seem to be harsh enough Tree Growing and Farming Here’s a tip for investors, on how to make money from the U. S. forestry service. No, there’s no guarantee of a 100 per cent dividend, but then, the tip is free, and the forestry service says that it is a good one. A generation or so hence there will begin a period of lumber scarcity, the forestry service says. Trees are be- ing consumed today four times as fast as ing, according to E. H. Clapp, who juggles the service. The tip to investors is to buy cut-over and unused ids, which ave abundent in practically all states now 2 to $16 an acre—in fact, Clapp estimates there are 000,000 acres of this land. planted now will yield about 20,000 feet of lum- tistics for > When the h. c. of funiber will be greatest. The forestr: Service insists that as a long-time investment, tree grow- ing has other farming beat many ways—provided, * course, you have another source income during the next 30 years while the tre: re growing. of - Wear your best shirts now. Why save them until you have to start keeping your coat on? _ Boys’ school trousers should have a : hip pocket big enough to hold a er cushion. Better start carrying last winter's ashes out, That Is Telling Them ‘A few days ago, two clerks in the department of indus- ‘trial accidents, on the second floor of the Massachusetts capitol at Boston, carelessly broke a bottle of record ink ‘on a window-sill of their office. The liquid flowed over the sill and down the wall of the big, white building to the basement. It was a disfiguring mark the ink made. It was offensive to the eye and repulsive to cultured tidi- Mess, as everybody knew. But, more than that, it was a damage to very valuable public property. Did the statehouse authorities call in contractors and ask for bids for cleaning away the glaring stain? Yes, they did not. Did they set the janitorial battalion at ‘work on the scarred wall? Not noticeably. On the con- “trary, they suspended the careless clerks from their regu- Jar work and informed them they could have their jobs Yack when the stain had been removed, and not before. ‘So, the young men, with ladders and sponges, and brushes "and cleaning fluids, set about the work of removing the ‘Stains themselves. It was hard and slow work, for record ink is indelible. ' The lesson in responsibility was fine. It was an em- a— message to public employes that public service is not a mere snap and public money and property some- thing to be carelessly and recklessly misused. They do ' things differently in Massachusetts, it is plain. Prudence is the necessary Ingredient in all the virtues, without which they degenerate into folly and excess —Jeremy Collier. Takes soap and water to wash dishes. and cover with rouge. ‘ou can't smear on cold cream Jelly, preserves and home-made pickles will keep until cold weather if well hidden. Agree with the cook if you want the food to agree with you, Oscar in the Wiregrass For weeks we have waited and hoped for some show of Teaction to Mr. Oscar Underwood’s deposit of his hat in the presidential circle. It has come to appease waitful Watching. The wire-grass section of ole Alabam’ is for Oscar. At least, one man is. What’s more, the seething, sizzling heat of the season has been no hindrance to this one man’s enthusiasm, and it sparkles and shines e’en as the salt sea fish in the silvery moon. Listen while the wire-grass farmer shouts: “Whoopee for Underwood, the biggest man in the democratic party! ‘He's gwine ter git dat nomination and dat ain’t no lie, and, oh boy, ain't he going to give dem old pubs h—I! Take it from us.’ There! Not only jubilant, but native and convincing. » We trust Mr. Underwood has made note and felt the en- couraging urge of it. Also, we hope he has put the editor of the Wiregrass Farmer ‘down for a postoffice. What “we need in the postal service is more effervescent spirits like this. AN ALTERED SITUATION (From the Everett Herald) British Columbia announces the completion of its last link of paved ¥oad in the Pacific highway. And now it is the state of California that dg lagging. It has stopped pointing its finger at the Northweste fates and accusing them of failure to improve the Pacific highw Instead it has reduced its auto licenses and pleads that {t has not enough Money to complete the: Pacific highway properly within its own limita When good road building was in its infancy in this state, about the ime tho people of Snohomish county were discussing the advisability of bonding te build permanent roads, California had advanced far in the art, Vind spoke derisively of road conditions in this state and in neigh: boring states. And now tt is California that explains its failure prop. rly to develop the Pacific highway. It says, in addition to the existonve ‘Of a money whortage, that there ts a great demand for more rowds around its centers of population. Perhaps, however, Southern Callfornia {« not fst ax interested in Northern California and its:roads and in the Pacific ae as it might be or as it once thought it was. Tho ideal situa roads from Iowa and the may enter and live for- |, according to the Southern California view, is one with man ing in and none leading out, Into which people is and Nebraska, with plenty of money, a igarna and ever, Or as long ax thelr money lasts # ‘every day was Sunday we would all be Killed or injured soon, A Labor Day Mes sage BY WARREN S. STONE Grand Chief, Brotherhood of creating a happier, more abundant life for all man- kind. For labor's purposes are not selfish. It asks nothing for | self that It doos not covet for Warren S. Stone wages, Above the struggle for bread and butter, above the hum- the daily task, ariso the ds by which labor seeks humanity toward a § social order. It warts Juuntic curity, and free attain th on of the industrial demoer Demoe svernment with democracy tn Because we have ig latter, we are in danger acy | Koon us for solution ees and intrigu and politiclans, the exhor 18 of the nen and the the former, If the work utions of all 5 v era of America are not to slip clubs, have all back into the state of economic se problems serfdom, they must organize their workers whic political power ns never before naport all the and use it regardless of party to organiz labels to secure honest, efficient and pec vernment. Here les the rem- olf survive th y for the usurped veto power nd selfish- f tho courts, which enables a ctv greed, now tmperil us menace of the next war overshadows all which confront u ments of centuries progress will be swept the red tide of another ghastly world conflict {f the workers lives and money pay the cost of all wars, do not exert tneir political power to banish forever this scourge of mankind Surely American Inbor can ren- der no greater service than to secure the co-operation of for- ward-looking m nd women In this country as well as in other lands, for the mainterance of permanent world peace. The great {Issue In which the workers of America are involved In the struggle be- tween attocracy and democracy industry. 6 stability, the h nony, and the prosperity of the nation's economics fabric is at stake. There cannot, there should not be industrial peace until the men who invest all they have—their labor and their lives in the nation’s basic industries, away whos few reactionary judges appointed for life and removed from the voice and needs of the people, to nullify child labor laws, mini- mum wage protection for wom- en, and other humane reforms repeatedly enacted by congress in response to the almost unan- {mous demand of the American people. It does no good to con- demn the courts, The obvious need Is to elect men for the president's chair who will ap- point judges with soctal vision and human sympathy, and in our state elections to elect governors who will appoint and the people elect judges who will have this vision and sympathy, and fur- ther, to elect congressmen with the courage to defend tho rights of the people against such un- constitutional usurpation of the Judges’ power. Finalty, American lator must Increasingly strive to realize the {deals of brotherhood in fact as well as in name, Tho America havo all the wealth of the world at its command, Its greatness and erumble its power will quickly away unless they be anchored on the happiness and prosperity of the common people. Labor's ul- timate aspiration 18 for a society where men can live together as brothors, none seeking his ad- . LETER FROM V RIDGE MANN Labor Day, 1923. have a voles in directing the destiny cf those industries, , at least equal to that of the men who merely invest their money. Labor is striving for something er than merely hours and To MYAlarm Clock: Hello\Alarm! 1 hedr you ring—a sound T’d near forgot. Again I heed the word you bring, “Get up, get drossed, and trot!” And orce agalipefore the Fates I make my humble bow; a weary world of work aWjte-—Vacation's over now! And this, You say, {s Labor Day? 1’ tell the world it is! For 1 must end My weeks of play, and settle down to blz! And tho I hold my callit high, and try to be a sport, today I sort of wish that I were Mrawiiitam Short, Hello, Alarm! 7 hear you speak! You bid me get to work. Your sturdy volc@procinims it weak to Ne around and shirk, I've damned you Many, nany times—your tones are rude, uncouth; but still I know your st®ont chimes proclaim a mighty truth. You tell mo, “Thersiy work to do! Get up and make a start! And everyone—Includhy you—must bravely do his part, For pleasures pall and !dl@yands have paved the paths of Hell; but lasting Happiness demat, you do your duties well!" All right, Alarm! true! must men; V'V@Neard your volce; your tones are ringing And must they mi my heart rejoice? Oh, yes! They and do! It's might¥wice to recreate—ite makes us better but when we're thru, Wefind it's great to got to work again! 1 Locomotive Engineers This it is already a reality in » of communities where t of cooperation dom tion C ints dustrial lite, We cannot have brotherhood and good will in. industry until ner- vice mupplants profit-making as our Industrial ide@. This ta the practical goal of the co-operative mo’ which labor ean ie it will, Let us therefore, in loyal devotion on this Labor Day, consecrate our- selves anew to a realization of these eternal principles, for la- bor must lead humanity out of morass of conflict, greed. minery Into the fairer day of the brotherhood of map. SCIENCE Snake Bites. 4,000 Rattlers. Venom Crystallized. Many Lose Lives. W. R King, of Brownsville, Tex., | has crystallized the venom from 24, 000 rsttlesnakes, in the form of yel- | | lowith crystals, which he has sealed jin glass vials, | tribution }an authority | discovered | jable ain This snake venom 1s for free dis-| among the scientists of | the world for experimental. purposes. | Research work constantly is being done to find antidotes for snake pol- | |son and also to find remedies that | |can be made from the venom, The |number of deaths from enako bites | jall over the world is not known, but} | |it i» very high, because in India | |alone $0,000 persons are killed an | nally Dr. Hideyo Noguchi, professor of | the University of Pennsylvania, {s on snake bites. He that snakes themselves | Aro susceptible to snake bites, the same as other cold-bipoded animals, stich as frogs, eels, sharks, crabs | and lobsters, The most efficient antivenom Is now manufactured by the Brazilian government. RIEDA’S OLLIES Some men are prouder Than othors Of their, whiskers, This man's beard had been cultl- vated For years, Not a hair was out of place. Ho had committed the unpardon- Of having youth, And lived to be ashamed Of this remembrance, Attentively I struck a mateh For his cigar, Beards are so inflammable! But he does look better Without it. 2int Sho¢ Polishes courted me {jn my that the development of this rich area must be done to a larger degree in the future by persons and capital now located here. The quickest way to accelerate this development is to put the pur- chasing power of our own population behind the industrial plants and other projects now located in this territory. o/ociete Candies UTMOST. IN CONFECTION Y Imporial Candy Co A Firm Hooster of Pacific Northwest Products The Union — Bank Buffelen Lumber and Mfg. Phone Main 1104 0. FIM DOORS, COLU ‘Tacoma, Wash. “Alwayn” Gooa Gold Shield Coffee Vacuum origina’ SCHWABACHER BHOS, Importers and Toaster: ADVERTISE HBADQUART uss Blaauw-Hipple-Blaauw, Inc. Neeonnized Newspaner Pu “ Smith Bidg., Senattic Fidelity Bidg., Tacoma American CLOW’S Waffle Wheatenke Buckwheat FLOURS Ask Your Grocer SEATTLE LIGHTING CO. Pacific Fibre Furniture Co. (Successors to Kennedy, Fibre Co) FURNITURD OF DISTINCTION 1400 Lane St Paul T. BRE Seattle a NORTHWEST, E EmRODUUE Dry-Sox and Billy Buster Shoes Made af the WASHING TO: MFG. CO, Seattle, W Creosoted Douglas Fir Products PACIFIC CREOSOTING COMPANY Northern Life Hldx. Seattle, Wa, AMERICAN PAPER COMPANY Senttle, Washington butors for Obto Mat Disttant Brand bine of PUGET. MILL co. powGLas® aii LUMBER at WASH. BLDG. PRODS. CO. SKINNER & EDDY CORPORATION PER TON $6.5. AT BUNKERS Black Diamond Furnace Coai PACIFIC COAST COAL co, The Largest Pita of Saws in the World HENRY DISSTON & SONS, Mapld Service Branches ” Seattle, Portiand, San Fruncisee Pacific Door & Mfg. Co, Seattle Detail Mill Work 9 Spec PEANUT LDV 1 Fine Quality All Grocers Seattle & Rainier Valley Railroad Co. S115 Rainter Ave, AT THIRTY-NINTH souTH LANG Family Ranges ted. con Mee Pee ” F.'S. LANG MFG OO TODD DRY DOCKS, Inc. Seattle, Wash. SHIP REPAIRS ov! sreciacry OC™ Ss mar os AM AND “Rversthine the Name Taxptioe" FRYE’S WILD ROSE LARD Better than ordinary lard. Paelfic Northwest Products That Deserve Your Patronage é FRYB’ DEL} cro s BATHING SUITS SWEATERS KNIT GOODS SEATTLE Don't Ask for Crackers—Say SNOWFLAKES PACIFIC COAST BISCUIT CO, Start the Day Right Port Gamble and Port Ludlow Washington, Batiste 3 Pope ‘al Aeein Peencisce SEARS, ROEBUCK AND CO. The J. M. Colman wede desea ce Company sia) Colman Creosoting Works Bullding, 511 First Ave Seattle, Wash, ‘World's arena DE Home eee SEATTLE WASHINGTON Brand EGG NOODLES PORTLAND geet) ASSN, A National Organization to i Extend the Uses of Coment BARTON & CO. Hams Bacon Lard SEATTLE, Northwest Products Committee Seattle Chamber of Commerce WASH. PORT OF SEATTLE Owns and Operates Public Wharves, Warehouses and Cold Storage Plante BLE rR Feauen and’ papery As good for cakes and pastry as for bi BLEND'S MAH FRIEND" ALBERS PEACOCK: BUCKWHEAT NANAIMO WELLINGTON COAL A Prsitic Northwest Product Mined In British Columbia MONKS & MILLER, Inc, STIMSON MILL CO. Loggers and Manufacturers of Lumber Beattle, U.S. A. | neg