The Seattle Star Newspaper, August 13, 1923, Page 3

* MONDAY, AUGUST 1923 THE SEATTLE STAR ~ fee Fania in Alaska Injured President Harding! )EXECUTIVE AND PARTY ABLE TO GET ONLY CANNED FOOD! [Summer So Short, Expert Asserts, | That Refrigeration Facilities Are Lacking; Fresh Food Scarce BY ©. A, MANDAL [the larger citic In of WASHINGTON, Aug. 13.—CArry: | piaciers thought of by m t ing ico to Alaska would seem to be st ay ge Oa TU much more ridiculous than ‘carrying *\coal to Newcastle.’ Yet—Alaska | needs ice the year | Lack of ice and refrigeration ta-| ‘The second reason almost as cilities—not the absence of fresh | strange, There are too few people and vegetables—was the rea-|in Alaska to m raident Harding and his party |able. Instead suffers from lack of fee for part of agriculture profit x mor all hy |i!ved almost exclusively on canned /than they need because of the jfood when aboard the government |city of inhabitants and the abund train in the far north#fn territory, jar of opportunity — fe growing acoording to Henry W. Elliott, Al-jecrops, the reverse is the case, and 1 expert, who has headed sev- no one has enough fresh food eral investigating commissions sent | WIDE VARIETY OF to Alaska by congre CROPS POSSIBLE “In the towns fp grow their| If the population of the territory own vegetables, and also have ac: | ca agricul cons to fresh meat uid Klltott, |ture profitable and then agriculture but there are no facilities for ke brought to the point where it pro- ing food on ice when trawling duces enough 4 to provide all POPULACE SUFFERS FORK residents of Ab the most that WANT ¢ ‘RESH FOOD im generally he for will be ac Coincident with the glowing ‘re. | complished |ports of Alaska’s tremendous agri:| Tho summer season ts long cultural possibilities sent back by |enough for a wide variety of crops. newspaper correspondents with the | At Fairbanks, the northern terminus president, came the apparently in-|of the gove Imost nment railway, consistent stories of menus made up |every householder has a vege exclusively of canned foods. There are two reasons, ‘The sum rden sufficient to produce beans, s, lettuce and radishes for his mer is so short that refrigeration |own summer consumption, and po- facilities are lacking tn all except |tatoes and cabbages sufficient to a few of the homes, and hotels of supply his winter need. ing, heavily veiled, is shown leaving the funeral train at Marion, on the way to her waiting automobile. |To the Seattle Elks | it her right is Dr. Sawyer, personal physician to the late president, and at her left, George Christian, next door neigh- Dear Sirs: Your decision to erect a memorial in Woodland park to | bor of the Ha ngs during their iong residence in Marion, and presidential private secretary during the Harding ad- the late President Harding was splendid. It will preserve for us the ministration | memory of our beloved president administering the oath of allegiance to 60,000 of our small boya, And for those boys, in thelr later lif will be an eternal inspiration. CHIEF SEATTLE To the Gasoline Monopoly Gente: Gu wre getting a taste of your t? Gas has dropped to 16 cents in South I ‘Texas. How d'ya like it, huh? Well, you goug and you're the ones that are getting gouged now line wart May it never end. ay medicine, now pta and 11 cents in the public enough the gaso- Pe SSS85 AT CONVENTION 25,000 Members of Order |To Cowlitz County Prisoners Meet in Portland To Seattle Dear Sirs I should call you gentlemen. f brethren, what does se ‘ that sheriff do to you down there? When three of your fellow prison 5 ore ers lifted the door off the jail the other night, 16 of you refused to CHIEF SEATTLE escape. That's the proper spirit, all right, and we all admire you for it, but say—what has he got? Old Crow or Bourbon? Dear Town: I am fp Port staged i memory of Pr if over to t lentertainm 00 dele, en to the bien m of the Dra. | To the Temporary Marriage Essayists | [AS de alah cy ee matic Order of Knights of Khoras Dear Writers; Your ideas were certainly appropriate and to the . san, the play branch of the! point. if t your advies could be adopted by the powers that be, | 10 the American Duchesses Knights of Py the t 1 American homes, CHIEF SEA Mesdames: Woe hear that 150 of you have turned down good Ameri mm! With the city decorated lavishly | RiaWAs can husbands for titled nobility of Europe. For the luva Mike, how SS/in Dokkie colors, and with the does the nobility appeal to you? That is foolish, this incessant crav Goat ecine® = | order's symbolic tiger dotng sentr: To the Long Days Ji rah hike sana cttila actlac ad ing for pomp and ceremony, You should marry for love, not for titles, | and your inane husbands should marry for love, not for American dol lars. CHIEF SEATTLE. To One-Armed Auto Drivers 2 Fellows: Since Judge Mann's court in Spokane recently held that | % colorful one. epee CHIEF SEATTL Fully 200 cars arrived at the clty nena Jauto camp during Sunc om Ca tess = a p during Sunday from Cal ncpotate, forming one of the| £9. Vacations y | a I be litt nd tennis weather. Wo | nd 1 be I anis weathi | ae eter wecediae ‘ _ | driving with one hand on the wheel and the other around a girl con. | gest caravans ever to come north Days: You see and things are getting stituted recklessness, {t behooves you fellows to do your loving some Now Play- Ae the Pacttic hebwiy ormalcy. I am gind vaeations don't last into the winter time, | Since elge. The hammotk may be safer, CHIEF SEATTLE. ing—First mae fide 04 We realize how valuable people are as soon as their work is shifted | 2 National's nto us CHIEF SEATTLE : ; 4 ae Bul Reds A . ;To Those Returning From Vacations | : Romance, ulgarian Neds Are To the I Cc Cc ene: Friends: Remember what Sherman sald about war? Well, {t's also | with Cc Sadie Gaus o the Interstate Commerce Commission tough to return to work after having had a nice vacation, What say | q BAR- ensure: vy oviet Dear Com: I hope you do something for the jobbers of Seattle In fix | you al? CHIEF SEATTLE. | 4 j an te ‘orthwes' eattlo men x to a 7 a cea | MOSCOW, Aug. 13.—Relations with 6 rat : Seer Cotanamerriee ©: | ae ERNEST TORRENCE the Bulgarian communist party have| b* settin wr ey Ab To the “Poor, Down-Trodden” Men | Coming: been severed by the Third Interna “ ” Dear Sirs: Near Ishinomonsky, Japan, there isa settlement in which | “Rupert of Hentzaw tionale, it is reported here. The break (To the “Shuffle Along” Co. : women support their husbands and children, Men, aro you on your | came, it is said, because the Bu Actors: In your sprightly revue, you way to Ishinomonsky? Wait a moment. The men over there do the | ony dine ; , music «i just ns housework! Now go, if you want t CHIEF SEATTLE. be their Rv ‘ r straight We're glad you arein | — - | rthrow bu | ‘ h ‘ou enjoy your stay here | . nment CHIEF SEATTLE To Local Botanists j peer eee senses Dear Friends: It 1s reported that elght seekers of flower specimens 3 es 4 : ae . in Madagascar died while searéhing during the past few months. Be : EAS HOw The number of American firms in| To A, F, Haynes careful where you go. CHIEF SEATTLE, | na has increased from about ver 300 at present d that rare pe cours®® To the Unknown Tourist Dear Veteran: As a corporal in the civil war, you rec reward, the congressional medal of honor Thomas Meighan governmen In HTER Th. KYNE nd hardit you displayed then was again on tap Friday after Thrill-Swept Romance— 5° whan ¥ hed two miles under the blazing sun as escort for Dear Friend: The other night, according to a wire story, you penned | Paramount's a tinpty presidential car. ‘The sight of your sturdy stride and your | ® note on the register of tho Baker, Ore,, auto tourist camp. I like the | “Homeward GIRLS! LEMONS nifest devotion to our late president was an inspiration to all of us. note, and we will be glad to welcome you when you hit Seattle. I re. | | ! nifest a CHIEF SEATTLE peat the note for the benefit of the readers: | es ! “Minsourl is salvation, Kansas {8 speculation, Nebraska x starva: tion, Wyoming is desolation, Idaho is desperation, Oregon is damna, BLEACH FRECKLES To the Unknown Marksman tion, I'm going to Seattle.” CHIEF SEATTLE. Dear Sir: Your successful attempt to slience, with a rifle shot, a ee ee phonograph that was playing “Yes, We Have No Bananas” was highly T4 Campers and Outers Make this Lemon Cream and just?) fa tiaapic, but don't you think it would be safer next time to use a M nate iintnee?. CHIEF TTL Dear People: Forest fires have been comparatively few this year. ” i 7 M Let's try to make this a banner year. A little care exercised by all of see Tan, Freckles Disappear Laos us will go a great way to prevent the gigantic timber losses of former | “Mix the juice of two temons with| To Seattle Parents | years. CHIEF SEATTLE, ee ounces of Orchard White, Dear Folks: Aren't children a wonderful educational force? How | ae which sany druggist will supply for, would we old-timers keep up with modern slang without them |To the Park Board y t Ww a ottle, CHIEF SEATTLE a: tow con ake Wells 15.8 both gt Bs Gentlemen: The condition of the roadway thru Mt. Baker park is and you have a whole quarter-pint ree tessibled: Whe ialntecte iity SHI 65. of most wonderful freckle and|Teo William B. Severyns, Chief of Police errible.. When are you going to repair it? CHIDF SEATTLE. m, and complexion beauti. i BY hief: While on your vacation to the old home town, don't | RS 0 H E S ATTLE | , ear ba x sults when | = omary for even the boys to wear bathing suits when Dear Chief: A couple of friends just came in with a clipping from your Bound” & DIAMONDS JEWELRY [i |, WATCHES | |) SILVER- Y WARE Of the better quality, go this sweetly fragrant am into the face, neck, adays it's cus' cre at liable, moderate }} arms and hands each day and seo| they “go in.” , CHIEF SEATTLE jumn which invites mo to go to sleep for another six months. S'alright, ty how freckles and blemishes natur- ot rg 4 f, but really I'm not asleep. It’s just that my pup days are over and pric ally bleach right out and how youth-/To Certain Seattle Plumbing Contractors a few fleas more or less don't bother me. I should read your column first. | fully ¢ soft and rosy-white the Sica: Your ethics would have been considered very bad even in the | hand and worry. But, s‘alright, Chief. HUGO KELLEY. skin becomes.—Advertisement. | fathers when the law of the tooth and the fang ruled. | — sn, communities of meat eaters reapected each other for mu. | Dear Chief: You see everything worth while, so of course you saw the S.S.S.k aay | en teen vou acon w have rere for tine Pics Selene ele ph aeengei pias Aepeaiadtiagts es tthe bated eeps aw own town, which gives you your dally bread. Price-fixing in 6 | Parade; you saw the fine old medal of honor veteran marching beside Bill) 4 | precarious, as you no doubt will now agree CHIE TTLE. im es but did you see the indolent bird in the window of the hotel at Second and | TEvaks | James, who peered down, with one arm around a girl, and a cap over one |To Thomas P. Revelle, U. S. District Attorney | Albert Hansen . 1519 Second Ave. Between P and Pine Established 1883 Coyle, and perhaps a lump came in your throat as the empty car passed; car? Presently, feeling the heat, he removed his coat, but banner after ear? Presently, feeling the heat, he removed his coat, but banner after banner passed and the cap stayed on, Then, about the time the Ballard Elks came along, he removed the cap. And after that his “bob’ mingled Oh, ht B. V.L. Sir: Please explain your connection with the combine of Honorable HERE are thousands of Wo-) jyice.tixing plumbers now operating in Seattle. There should be laws 4 T men who wonder why theit) that would aiso restrain government officials throwing the cloak of | i H complexions do not improve if) respectability that attaches to their positions around shady business en. | | spite of ceed Feet note terprises, CHIEF SEATTLE | og they use, ey should not con- aes - , EXTRACTION Peay sere fect tions| To the Pacific Coast Chef come rom Dear Magazine Your debut was one of the interesting evehts of the blood impuri- month, As the official organ of fhe Seattle Culinary association, you ties and a lack should be of benefit to all fle Const chefs, stewards, pastry cooks of rich blood-| and others in allied trade the way, I notice that your editorial cells, §.8.8.| page advances the idea of advertising a dish that would bo particularly is dcknowl-| associated with Puget Sound. This 19 a splendid tdea, and one that 1 edged to be] havo always advocated. Personally, I believe that the Dungeness crab one of the] i the most individual and distinctive dish of Puget Sound, How most powerful, rapid and effective) about it? CHIEF SEATTLE. | blood cleansers known. 8. S. S. a builds new blood-cells. This is To the Boys of “Our Boarding House” why &. §. 8. routs out of your sys- Dear Slang-Siingers: So boarding at Thorridike Plaza ts as’ expen | wive as in champagne? You poor simps, why didn't. you ped dle your Walkovers out to the Puget Sound country, © the scenery FREE DAILY (with other work) Fruit Preserving—The Right Way Now when fruit Is plentiful is the time to preserve it for next winter's use. ‘There ‘are right ways and wrong ways to do this. If you want to learn how to do it in the most approved, up-to-date manner, fill out the coupon below and mail to our Washington bureau. Our partial cover the r have two or 5 Katural Rubber. 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That's why underweight| food Name All work guaranteed fo: | Examination free. nets people can quickly build up their Z lost flesh, get back their normal| To Seattle Street Car Men | | | Street and N weight, pink, plump cheeks, bright Denr Workers: You are now asking for one day off in every eight IO eyes, and “pep.” I hellove that every worker should have a day, off for recreation and 8. 8. &. Is sold at all good rest every week, but I do not like the pectiliar way your association has | City CUT WATE in two siees, The! vot out to obtain this free diy. When you asked the council to be put D , 1s more economical. | Oe monthly pay basis, it was charged that you were trying to Inatitute ENTISTS the oneday-off-inelght plan. You denied this vehemently. 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Trying at vai 7 Passenger Trains |ovt times to cilmb high banks, s Reg Alon fell back each time. Finally COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo» | percussion caps were set off, Aug. 13.—The antics of a cow that|these frightened her so that entered a railroad cut west of here|dashed out of the cut and into: delayed seven trains for two hours, | field. but furnished amusement for sev- eral hundred passengers. The train] ‘There are 2,174 different ch crews tried repeatedly to capture|ters in the works of Dickens. Gray. M‘LEAN & 313 . 3t4¢Avenue SOUTH SEATTLE WASHINGTON _Alnnounce New shipments of the superior, White Nock sess (Copyrighted)