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A Memorial to Warren G. Harding We created a “memorial highway” for our local ex-service men by inducing the Garden club to plant trees along the Des Moines road and obtaining a $500 appropriation from the county commis- sioners for upkeep. But the commissioners let the $500 slip into the pork barrel and get lost. Now the trees are, some of them, dying. Others are Overgrown with brush and smothered by weeds, We talked about some stately general memorial for the men who died in France and Flanders. We built none, We talked about a memorial for Roosevelt. All we did was to bestow the name of the president on one of our existing city parks. Now we are talking about a Harding memorial. We are talk- ing about a statue. Or about merely naming the University of Washington stadium Harding. Or something or other. In the name of city pride and self-respect, let’s quit so much CHATTER. If we are going to embody our love and respect and admiration for the president who died after his recent visit among us in some material monument, let us do it befittingly and well in STONE, CEMENT and STEEL. - Let us erect an heroic statue, or a great auditorium, or some other structure of which ' the city and the Northwest may be proud. Something new, some- thing which costs us money and work and sacrifice; that is the “only memorial worth while. Or, if we wish to rededicate the sta- dium as a memorial to him, then let us rebuild in new and stately -form the present structure, so that the completed work may be ' truly worthy of the thought behind the deed. Let us not be con- tent merely to rename the old. % _ And let. us not cheapen the whole subject of memorials to 'the honored and beloved dez ad with insincere and inane talk. SCIENCE Hermit Crabs. Poison Wolves. Very Destructive Alphabet y Ve . eating off The Game Birds Maimed. from 8,000 to ut jathon. For the d with the whole a passionate them not credit Yet, by death, hy Mines, by poverty, oi we must Jearn, each one of us, that the v Nowever beautiful may be the It is the part ‘misfortune ¢ iz the ruin . " away our thoughts Bertrand Ru sa glad, zetelly makes Standard Quite : {fer atte number of words we have at the tip of ov ) talking compared With words we grasp wh 1 Very few of us use more than 7 © cording to some authorit | Shakespeare’s vocabul Woodrow Wilson, in Dr. Vizetelly estimates t © vocabulary of at least ¢ Words change style th as clothes, Dr. Vizetelly F comments. In anot! » able to read _ one of George » and understand it | without using lang rapidly be- » comes obsolete 2 Most of the sh ries by O. Henry are similarly handicapped al Richard Hue ipiled the first English dictionary in 6 1552.- The f words grown enormously since 3 » a modern dictionary, growing rapidly 5 to suitcase size tho printed in small type on thin paper, = and it is hard to believe that such a maze of words made up of varying combinations of only 26 letters of | the alphabet. i The finest shades of emotion, the infinite ramifications 25 cent of the 4,000,000 ~ of human though s well as everything in our three | *° mit in one dimensional material world—all these can be expressed [wasted and. waiey re accurately and graphically by changes in the mathemati- cal arrangement of 26 alphabetical letters, luded about 24,000 words. eches, used 6,221 words, and n in hie writings used a paratively few specie rtamen will not agree with the The reason young people don't know any better ts they ase not old People by a few years, os 8 nov to pre : m in exist ‘The June husband tells us he would like to see a comb without hair ful animals in it just once more. \ Boll weevils are. :i3* 1g So much cotton they may start making wool suits out of wool. k and it number Men, wolv A Drunken Chinese sare een cet Essex Market Court in New York, which has been try- ing prisoners for more than a century, receives the first § drunken Chinese in its history. Did you ever see a drunk- THE SEA "DUT ies HERCULEAN PROBLEMS It was quite in harmon the scheme of things th gringo (Columbus) wi f the Andalusian, know nothing of what happened to Triana , President fares to Death” | ed him, not only the full exercise but the o of statesmanship in ita! 0 in our hor and numer haking, ani jef, we have ac of those who : |hitve le oft us with their work, onl just begun, and be ready to shoulder Bret E. SELLEN ank Bldg. Here’ s $10 to Start Stadium Fund |tion of the stadium at the University om, af planned by the 1 let it be known as a to our departed Memorial to ape C. M. Burton that with eff man of Los Se © people ¢ 6 Pacifi ing to serve hing manner, Any ¢}minded man orf woman will admit this fact, T believe, and it is the man and his principles we are now con: Again, the "|and the this far with | used by. nearly 4 If Tam correetl. Washing they knew how to n the Huds A MYSTERY IN JOURNALISM \ forked show them how to win in behalf of en Oriental? The widespread use of drugs among the Chinese, how- F ever, suggests that the scarcity of Chinese drunkards may be less a matter of temperance and moderation than of nerves. Chinese have no nervy in the white man’s | sense, most of them being able to undergo severe opera- ses ¢ F tions without anesthetic. This contrast will show itself in |* ae many forms as the two races increasingly come in con- el s tact with each other commercially. mic eruics Nave Yorke His w York city; ne who de: | fon from| ave tr svete 400 milew er that Can come that Saturday (From the esman-Review, lay edition in Spo ection printed Better it is that it be said unto thee, Come up hither, than that thou presenes of the prince whom thine eyes have seen —Prov. xxv You think much tow he as moral Be ad in its as his works, as no pr iat Jace is an impressive to ag of 6 hinterland Whenever you see a man who is successful in society, uy to discover |. Last Saturday mystery was added | Whit makes him pleasing and if possible adopt his system.—Beaconsfield, | 12 impressiveness. ‘The Seattle Sun-| day papers that had arrived up to bath time Saturday evening were “us Corn-Cob Products Lo.pe beetathteg missing: “Tho-conied| There ain't going to be no corn cob left for John Hog, | tie choru any ee uteblography of if the chemists keep it up. Scientists of the United | been for sundays without aut States department of agriculture have long known that articles predicting war with Ja } the corn cob can be turned into a great variety of uses an, France, Great Britain and Mex but the rub was to do it profitably. lVahndanay Go uiiene' brute For several years their efforts to effectively reduce h, here it was, On Thursday even: "eosts of manufacturing the cob into this thing or that euident of the United Stat ‘have been constant and have been successful in many |/ pare POP wie BUG: fases. One product, furfural, ean be made into durable Tee BR and cheap substituies for e rotypes. Other cheap and saturday evening there was | Valuable products of the corn cob are substitutes for hard Mion AH to poxsible cab “tubber, phonograph records, electrical instrument parts, bet A of pipe and cigaret stems, var nishes, glue and resin. Oc, ee ing { mystery. ‘The only o be found tn th t that, 1 week before the president's death, he was roundly upbraided on the first He A summer resort is a place where everybody is from somewhere, F The wild waves are wild because they are crazy with the heat. Seattle newspa- | he memory of our departed Presi page of another Seattle paper for|dent Harding aiding the having wasted his time in Alas | s to maintain couver, B. C., time that . tive com "To | monwealtt 4 ne nation devoted to Seat n due season, this movement may ra worse, no ap t under way thru on behalf of the admi es |tion. The affront to Seattle remainod | tt © conflict unexplated p © Harding for Wood That may afford an explanation of, y the Elks, which is very our mystery. Seattie may have sworn | creditable an oath utterly to ignore all presi-| dents ‘until proper n made, I that The writer is merely a humble ' [citizen of Seattle, who has much faith in, the town and its future, and erewith tenders $10 in trust for con. |tribution to above cause, when it |wets under way. Of course, any committee will understand that con | (ributions ean come in amounts of $1) \o less, or mor 4 may be. RIEDA’S peta 7 |All Fat People OLLIES Should Know This As women will The discuss: Our nexted averyone was wondering easonable. hypoth 6, it is worth 100! into, We shall examine the later editions of the Se attle Sunday papers and see what wo can Bee Who the strange man was Who always called When her husband Way not at home. “Her step-hushand,” L sugested - - Iveryone looked to me ins in homes are being of. | For on explination, |fered thru the Want Ad Column: I gave it daily Some at exceptional suc. | “When her husband steps out, rifteing prices, A small payitient! "He stops in,’ down will give you possession, THURSDAY, AUGUST 9, 1923. LLOCK. sith 8, W. The Decreasing Birthrate freed them of involuntar 90% OF THE TROUBLE UTOMOBILE repair special ists say that ninety per cent of the cylinder-reboring jobs are nec essary because the upper part of the cylinder walls is excessively worn as a result of inadequate lubrication. This can be traced to the fact that most oils form so much carbon when exposed to the flame of combustion in: the cylinders that they are recom- mended in bodies too heavy to splash or work up to the upper cylinder walls in quantities sufficient for correct lu brication, for such quantities of these oils would foul the combustion cham bers with excessive carbon in a very short time. + Zerolene, forming on an average 30% less carbon than other oils, and rec- ommended in bodies which assure thorough lubrication of all of the cyl- inder walls all of the time, is a safe- guard against carbon troubles and against “choke bored” cylinders. Insist on Zerolene—a better oil— even if it does cost less. STANDARD OIL COMPANY (California) 0% less CARBON 5%more gasoline mileage