The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 30, 1923, Page 8

PAGE 8 THE SEATTLE STAR MONDAY, JUL} UNWARNED AND UNARMED ; The Seattle Star nae Do You Want to Earn $100,000? BY THE EDITOR OF THE STAR Best Wishes, Mr. Harding! The deepest of sympathy will go out to Mrs. Harding, the president, and his friends and associates because of the serious turn which his illness has taken, Naturally, they all will regret deeply the necessity of canceling plans for entertainment which have kept the people of many communities busy for weeks past, as well i y : ] : phd as the suffering which cor to Mr, Harding individuall i) 1\ | , ; i going. s ph Bae ; By n thru the complication of his maladies \ I Hil] if ; - ° Especially will the pec of Seattle appreciate and ad \ Kal Ht Gi | ih ; ute aed yours : fon ese Sey EN mire the fortitude shown by the president in hiding while } . x \ AIT AALS Pe rapt nh flsesy ox : CE here the pain which already was attacking | \ \ \ : 3 ) et a youl wil! aot ia thor ms Tees It is a sad coincidence that the presidential visit to the ~ . \ ‘Wa ett y f ; > ‘ en Odd Goldfish, Coast, like the last one—Woodrow Wilson’s—should be { : \ Wace ee zx Re ‘ Come From Orient, immediately followed by sérious illness, The people of tS *2 , ! itis rye (th reyes pa 1 me the Pacific Northwest will unite in sincere best wishes IA i ! S ae S = ~. th or fe L sp ga ee Apes on Gibraltar, iy for a speedy recovery | 1 ~~ : = & « nizations or indivi mows pee 18 923 Bobcats Untamable, And most yhatically they will resent the bitter, . 72% = <= - ; ad Ne Pi gtk RENAE: Meeicn ie on thiay eae atrociously ill-timed and_ill-t criticism, made in a z. pe ~ - Pe A : ' y United Btates to do it York City goldfish sume — strange Sunday paper, because of the personal pique of its editor, —Ohk JS <= “biG Aq AN N\ é \ share in malntaiain ence MANNER or of the-president’s conduct during his Seattle visit ; I A Shock in Mid-Ocean The public prints, a few days ago, carried tl Mouncement of the birth of twins to Mrs. W. H Wife of the senator for Utah. The same dispatch closed fo - \ Ny fis ; n With the naive but significant statement that Mr. King, | °° _ ' : es 144 | the ‘cleaneot, most grabbed Ughtwad father of the new-come babes, ¥ in mid-ocean on his i : \ Tes ) ‘ Seen tear t etait 1 Thace ieloticn a teel die lat Way to ~ a. ; CAAY Shan, {( . ant “ ¢ f Fave: ‘ ; s ; Whether or not the glad news from home was wire- Sy My wif poly ‘ ; , nelghborhood, and at I called last week while they were kittens. 1 © lessed to the sailing senator has not been revealed. If it | \0 “sR 2 b ph Y My | | Z ul or Wer mental malady, and| For once i my life Se, ae, Cemenene S was, it would be interesting to know whether Mr. King 2 . By obi oe wring fe. Ge iat ig 52 ee oa: tee 1 them: # © shouted lustily and insistently for a quick return to these af ie alt again with yourselves 4 ° ' | thre my S Shores, hoarsely and sternly demanded full speed ahead, vie sin anes: think it would be a wonderful] 3 f ve to ndly r wwe years, Or despairingly and hopelessly begged that the vessel be LETTCR aR inv der ae ond Tas at abo at people who manage y ji anak a week, | stopped and allowed to drift aimlessly in mid-ocean. i jong mig nett rend edivde serge Pha pag go hed evn meal pt eich. bibucnstiall |. Even a United States tor for Utah, famed for calm | wr. ww sage, Br i yOu got thin rend: (che ween the beginning of| No dec vas reached until day- | friendly in a week, 3 i i a ga as rT rec. Wa a " nd | time ws been seeking the secret of | light ! i riendly the mo deliberation and proof against a stampede, might be reck- vy RivGL e, and | time, has been seeking the secret of | ligh i peta est weit and Tess of destination or desire under such cumulative cir- | ‘ou |happiness; where ¢lse may it be you believe it [ment it fs born. 4 and & come nd do | four among those who are al-| EI of them held out against{ote are capable of friendship, but cumstances as these. | July $0, 1923 py? Xx. ¥.Z. |me they are treacherous out the most un P: Dear Folks Nearly every movie star is trying marriage again. She ian't a beauty at whom you would stare, and murmur, “Oh, doy! t ce! There ten't a acintili ft sheen in her hair Proper time to change seats in a canoe is before you get in. she hasn't “ado e Bhe hasn't @ feature completely O. K ‘3 she never could capture and carry + One June husband tells us his wife’really wanted to boil the ice to kill _ the germs. in @ pulchritude race. In fact she’s the same aaa i ni y seen—but 8 American women use 10,000 tons of talcum powder every year, but less _ Bunpowder, Berlin carpenters are knocking off instead of knocking on. m plan. In . him a quince — hinks he's a “Prince”! | Doctors think a Toledo, Ohio, man is crazy because he likes to work foe much. We think so, to. And that ts the reason the sages have said “the eyes of Affection are blind.” The fact ts consoling and helps us ahead, and keeps ua from falling behind. There's few of ua handsome or wealthy or . | Héimis' 20 Dntdo Reno fae etea P t This Speedy | of our eyce—when Somebody calls us a “Prize”! Surround this sad rite of the law. | . Silent-Runni Civrrilge Tamm siagaias we Fiume, the free city where the poetic Italian warrior, )D’Annunzio, staged his military fiasco some time ago, | to Dan “promises to make of Reno only an aromatic y, and £ the | to leave Seattle far in the shade. One dz residence | | there is enough to start thi and less than a w is re- 97 5 quired for all the formalities. Then the seekers after a Cc Separation, from far and near, are freed with neatness . A A and dispatch. And it is all done in the midst of unsur- Wants to Write Series of Articles passed scenery—think of that! Famed Venice is close at |e par z hand with its romantic canals and caroling gondoliers. | : re eune aorta cy iid busses Baw Tipeaae ak pie And the turquoise waters cf the Adriatic, the sapphire magination, there ts a series peace, and retained their confidence} § skies of Italy, the spicy zephyrs of the sunny lands, all | ticles 1 would ifka to write m, | in thelr fellowmen. | combine to make the swift passage from galling marital [anes ca eaccatatedlgt apie pene. e | harness to untrammeled freedom one of entrancing |1°°t" fy vissaa ys lble beauty. Indeed, one may well afford, it is claimed, a like to start out and dis-|are_ tucke reckless p! > oF matrimony just to be able to ve who are happy; plain | roadg, { static intoxication that spells divorce at ee ee ee ae Lore business in thelr little niche, | wh | _ While we are trying to find a means of neutralizing the divorce evil, Italy is inclined to point with pride to the = @ase and speed and beauty that, over there, apparently Jitor The Star: stories of ual men and women content with life and its boun-| after them, I would go, and’I would s nothing but surety at low speed for |talk with them in their homes, and For a Few Minutes of Your Spare Time Paes a. mee " wouk ike to write ¢ actual! discover wha ne ideala were: § these precipitate days. But Fiume—free Fiume—can fill EVO US 10 Wette) teie gots! Ciatoven whet thelr: ideale war ft | and surround the le major operation with an atmos- N | ie preg h incense and sweetness and delight. MO E a your way to Fiume, miserable ones—on your MecDoygall_/outh k ensive, admittedly, but sure. C } Pal Soe 48, Me Lith a ® perturbed. Olito “The Store of Eternal Newness” Roller Bearings, Rubber Tires, Steel Disc Wheels, Low Slung Bhout the young people of the day, just as we did Lay are dog alt Second at Pike Main 6720 | BUILT JUST LIKE AN AUTO 3 Be i, Haine, dtacovered that they have “elite” in Alaska, but | Will It Rain Tomorrow ? q r | Consult This Take heed lest by any means this liberty of yours become a stumbling block io them that are weak —tI. Cor. viil9. 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When Magnus Rises to Speak to Get : fs tam “ : ered to them, to agree to have it delivered by authorized carrier for three (3) e a Rea s < . hs F: i i 5 i oes Gt Rov, Hariistive, inddne st these Reet months and to pay him fifty (50) cents a month for it, ante-mortem politicians. He likes to size up men and 1 r Prophet . situations before a fell blow. Hence, he went out to Min- tor a. ( | ALL SUBSCRIPTIONS MUST BE NEW—THAT 18, Bring or phone subscriptions to the circulation nesota, several days before the late senatorial election, ‘ f ; | department as you s ; y , 4 4 1 ) secure them, gs ry. and it didn’t take him long to discover that the republi- | t ‘iy | PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT NOW HAVING can be started at once. m, so that delivery cans were in for a drubbing. They got it. Now Moses 69 c ; id | THE STAR DELIVERED TO THEM Use thi 4 ™) mournfully adds to the somber returns the prediction that blake pad Touma ike Onan pibasepttenk sees tone } pcre will he peer penaney n the senate soon. “The As soon as you have secured the ten, subscriptions pf ee ee se ‘ Be, ode’ will aie dead? up to spe he says, yt and they have been verified, you will be presented | To Subscribers __ Senator Moses is a well-informed man, generally speak- | Made in America—Guaranteed! | with, thls dandy; new.” DAN PATOH COASTER: | T hereby subscribe to The Seattle Star for three _ ing. He may be right. He may be wrong, Anyway, his ‘T is surprisingly reliable on local weather conditions. Made on months, and thereafter until I order same discon- _ proposition is interesting. strictly sclentific principles. 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