The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 16, 1923, Page 8

PAGE 8 THE SEATTLI sAR ch lh et NI. tt ALL SIGNS FAIL IN A DRY SEASON “YOU AND Ste \ r J y r The Seattle Star | ph YS eae eat ‘ ' ' | { . — « difficult time here on eart et ala atc a SENET ae at Watch Paris and London ne ENS Mi al Satithent of datien - England and France are at the cr road In recen . that the nsect | are months they have been travel the sa eneral —— CJ undoubte the most inter direction, tho pretty far apar N the t cit _ . | ‘esting of all the insects pe join hands or kiss ea t cd ‘a < culiar to the American cor Much depends on the next not t mut GOSH ALL HEMLOCK ! tinent.”’ to say,” declares B vier, “t AIN'T ThaT RAIN CLOUD ( | After their 19 ; the recover 1 { the pea EVER GOWG To stoP ( 1 | the ll diss ; for whic t stake OVER US ? ee) | i ue i True ¢ rr und ¥, hown H i Britain s e direc in i France F d picture t t ‘ her size, whic " terfield ¢ marking the er France rst The 17-year locusts, whicl all time. The ‘ nstine really are giant flies instead i therefore, decides her « ove of locusts or grasshopper make thelr appearance ot Britain, still power or in the futr Tra the ground. They live or trade is in the dump: a fe ks, then fall to the Out $2,000,000,000 | ground dead. During th Germany, which ¢ g hort life, all effort is de British gold, would ¢ lt voted to reproduction : Can France and I t The female begins work or J Points of view d ¢ 4 sree branes She ; equip. ped with a sort o plow, ‘ wh he uses to make ‘ lin: holes in the bark to and the await t the end of the branc Ir = ae a = gayrewvely No such 191 I these hole ] er and Br a 1 ‘ " 1 Al t y leave a trail of 1 already well plucked and fo | ate ‘ prefer to forest t the ax. ‘ d em. table Ke ( eve Lor i | x $ eventeen years of preparation for a few days. veeks of ! After all, it is much like F _ -|kinds of weathe human existence—95 per cent preparation ee nome oe voration think the barnyard sounds just lke seme off the if ee pare For 17 years t ‘ then crawl forth, and toil, 5 per cent realization and plea Phonograph records i} m3 ny. H A NC » E D H I M ! te branch ar art the proce: Nature’s activities are infinitely vari Sente people can't enjoy waiching the autos for wondering If the pay ||] : < 4 yhy 4 e | tion all over again. They come mysterious. It would be eq Mente are kept up I > pon m | » and repeat with perfect to the 17-year locusts, that we take y BY FRED L. BOALT, | aturing and laying eggs and instead of weeks to accomplish our purpose Never pay a booth he dark, Counterfeit thousand dollar bills Hittoe’ of the Poland New Aven S caee | ig ‘ ” are in circulation | ' Wand Nev nost identically the same time. In their on eart Neo matter what happens at a privcfight Stay away from Paris. They are wearing noplece bathing suit i s murderer—as © Weget hk rarly alw pase 4 Even if spare rib prices down, never hug o cirt too hard. When the San Diego ent for a whole day Tages gg saps and, Bo deult, enjoyed of the Harding party's t F e a = epee a a RG a ARE ss: eed he . °° THESTARWILLGIVE ™ wife points her a rowboat to ta bass, or somethi cal loss in a fello Siemcas | This Speedy (that his first consideration is g wife a whale i ' . ood thet : ‘ t chubw j ping like that of a decapitated t- They took eight stitches in the head of « Dallas, Texas, diver who woking & rep hick len unning thought the water was deep. t indever @ és6 ik | { i ter w with the « An exeout oe e read _| Wamen take better care of theirjhands than men. More particular . engin kuaibtaaan ene: ot toe ieiees 4 + | about who holds them. tioned a most atrocious murde 1t trutalios or it barrows olnent an Byery man should have a hobby. The women have no time for hobbies, ate caida thin. 1e ta tha mahal fo they have hubbies. symp 4 ex teal deliberatenens of it ( ' A-mad bride tells ns she shares his joys and sorrows, He takes the : " ees : ‘ warderers pa Y + Ld . \ All a man needs to know about a woman is what he doesn't know ‘: * reeutions <I é « % Nothing tickles a rat more than seeing a dog chase a cat i ma Fy rderer, ¢ corts Voting Dow Bathtub . Some years ago, a soa international rep published a fetchin Magazines. Its att dirty, ragged, di laboriously writing soap firm in which he and have used none: other : England is going to engage ir paign, the new structures to be subsidy. The bill, embracing r and matters relating to interior is now before the cor for discussion. The st um um Coaster Wagon VRIDGE MANN For a Few Minutes of Your Spare Time = |S. \INO MONEY TO PAY y decided that par jors were unne and should left out ¢ : t ty v i oe R i Be , houses. Then th ame to bathroor K, my suz! ; a ; ; ; rte A : at's time they hadi or) 2 Nap ils science ietephonte, U's on wp-to-da oller Bearings, Rubber Tires, Steel Disc Wheels, Low SI The debate was acrimonious. Was A : ung BUILT JUST LIKE AN AUTO baths were unnecessa saying the English foref one at birth and one at Them were the happy he old isle, he'd let 'e et know. And still another statesman insisted that bathing Was an obsession like unto a craving for a pis people athe d and both inv Apel Here’s How to Secure This Silent Running Coaster Without ees Spending a Penny: ee ae wanted one because to be a 1 of re . z ANY boy or girl can have one of these w agons if they will only , ‘ spectability. And more of the rt of , White instead of just wishing for it. ‘ ee R § whelmingly, they voted that are not v sian a f MnIees ea dirty. tramp in the soap advertiootant vis A RUNNING, RUBBER-TIRED COASTERS BY SECURING an Englishman. 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