The Seattle Star Newspaper, July 11, 1923, Page 8

PAGE 8 THE SEALILE STAR WEDNESDAY, JULY 11, 1923. 1 su Sl SSS ensensshenesmsninsnunnsnesostnmmeononnamman Vanes Se es eC —y LOVE’S LABOR LOST! fee rere The Pulpit Comedians The Rev. W. A. McCullough, Ph. D., D, D., LL. D., a lot of other det wandered over the Belasec Oakland, Cal., the other day. He saw made him smile then break forth in laughte all off with the pulpit, right then. The film director ; fa heard the laugh and saw face from which it gurgled | : 1! » the : : Fey peal eg met and he promptly went over and hired the former Seattle ext mem | person, A mule is a willing pastor to do comedy business for the screen: : ; 4 oye oe worn se) tor i us Sond} jons Dr. McCullough told the San Francisco News: | i ~ celta ¢ lip 9 ear wit Wao Guy eng tag “ven make-up doesn't have to be learned—I made up 5 J = from memory of man, But a mu eater, he never founders himself, every Sunday of my life; you have to please the old maids | 4 =a x , aie ae ae ck a e r Glstempe r, Ror when you're preaching or you don't preach. —- 7 inlens f ‘ efield, re col neok- charging “Tt is the province of the church to get to the masses, aT: . Instead, it has been going away m the i von It tas mule doesn't dl ui. | 8 cat ts : : let society progress while preaching founded under dog- rats 16:09 about 18 net and certain of ite a S k mas stood still. é ud A aty WH ; ; foe ie Re Maer , trike 1n ven as a film comedian I can get over the big moral | ¢ os edt ‘ j al b hist drop ‘ E , orne ¢ h k and spiritual less« and have the people like them | — on ey es a large, fla " mut if hi 1 t es y which you can’t do from a pulpit nowadays, | : wap Hanes “T first wanted to help put the Scriptural stories into : ‘ lasts only the films. But I’ve given that up. They find that I'm a natural comedian and my place is cut out, iA 4 | SCI ENCE RIEDA’S 45 minutes “Ministers fail in not putting humor into their ser- | . | | mons. It lightens the burden of the people and it should OLLIES but the ee cul of their pastor to bring laughs to a congre- Ayr S 4 r Million Dope Fiends. gation. : I 82°, | He was always in « hurry ‘ i So, the pulpit had better beware. If it does not encour- i / 4 U~ S. Use 8 Much Dope. ae us # in a hur ayes sealed-in age its comedians, the screen is going to get ‘cm sure. f +) MY} 4 - India Supply Source. ya palin sia ant Witness Dr. McCullough and all his D-D-deeds. ; : Wi ae China Bars Export. tan on scl flavor of timates that a estimates that | gant and merciless Now we know what makes bad boys bad—they’re artists, “The funda- | Pa in Ween ete Ye inen ui'ene t Gans | Ee k mental distinction between art and trade,” says Christopher Morley, Uc. One of those unpopular succesves author of “Where the Blue Begins,” “bs simply this: That in trade you ne of th npopular succes have to please other people or perish; in art (however humble) you ~TaAinurra 9 stics have been carefully| His boast was, he had never been Strike in attempt to please yourself, and the rest of the world can whistle. y compiled, but neces i we Be ms ff %, - ndicate only the mini-| Or ln 20 year indicate only the mini) 1 met him one morning Like King Canute, who ordered the sea to subside, and it didn't, Roy é __|mum, It is reasonably safe to pre-| It was in the congested district | the package Haynes has ordered the sea to be dry, and It doesn't. Looks Iike Roy Judge Gary does ume that if the government mint-| My car was directly in front of bie. | could get a lot of good practice drying up dry land hereabouts before 7 iP T pave worked in. fie’ tumbering' | mule ie a million, thee Gare. that) 130 was in a bh ae teaal l he tackles the sea 1 i here for the past ten years, and many mor could not be in-| 1 Slanced at my watch: j asts we have had the eight-hour work | Only a clear road could keep As a financial proposition, which would you rather be, a movie star or wn — v day 5 eee whebanae’ hail Gedr’ eluded | } His ear record unbroken ‘4 M2 | pprichiayer? Th 3 Trl Yours truly, ses many times} Women are such poorfdrives, |il Indennite y i IN JOSEPH JACKSON ttc a ny othe | 1 stalled my engine. i Basket making is one of the oldest Industries, being almost as old as i sted, é i} ag ena ers Wiltshire Hot eH OS fust loating around. F If you value your watch, let Haynes | | ret It is estimated some good looking girls already have been taught to opium poppy . is e dered quite " swim 40 times this samm gar Rasrciats lite Bi ce os. aad ener Care tres n p c China placed the ban on opium| atate, I'd like to run « farm! away all briow-brac, | some time ago and Its consumption | to h rden te t lr - ii « . shoal 7 f sliver Or! has been decreased in that country, Bad Odors From Shelby A Hie te. Wek’ Warten: becee—-tb6 Kind eae Onna re on ad | a'great deal is exported fr00| All male Americans who didn’t get the returns from a the autotans t wa alon era, weed pies |B rel Ae lad bulletin board on the afternoon of the Fourth or didn’t ; 2 9 rae - rush out to bi aon the s . made it their busi- ness to read 2 story Dempsey-Gibbo fight before r els ’ fifth. The nay of quite a la section of the female p And every such American, as a believer in fair sport, nitke " a5 felt personally affronted on reading that Gibbons, after ishacigaiy ued pr ae wegen ne one of the gamest exhibitions in the history of the ring, r eine tae cao aiarins for whe the Geuce wedld be would receive not one cent directly for his part in the ney'd worklees farm”? contest. No unpleasanter specta¢le in American sports ever has * been seen. It is time the game were reorganized. There are difficulties. Some states still outlaw prize-fighting, notwithstanding that their citizens are as éager as a others to follow the course of championships. But boxing to commissions of states where boxing is permitted and reg- the ulated could form a national organization to determine the next logical contender against the titleholder and to ae terms under which the champion must défend his title. Fairness could be shown the champion, his every 4 : sos legitimate interest protected. But he could not fix his Mr. Harding on Religion own terms. Challengers would have to prove their right tor The Star th 4 will » to a match, but having done would be bled to enter the ring on something like air deal. The pres- ent system cannot go on. Bricklayers and bootleggers are the men who are supposed to be hitting it rich in the United States today, in the beliefs of new arrivals at Ellis island. One youth said he came to the U. 8. A. to “make a month's pay every day laying bricks"; another that he intended te join his uncle “who's making lots of money selling liquor.” The first one got in; the second is waiting for transportation to Greece. President Harding, it is reported, quickly mastered the details of the “bi-polar, less electric locomotive of the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul system.” Im Kansas, a binder yielded to his touch. By the time he gets back to Washington, senate mechanics in general ought to be an open! book to him. C € 4 dot ait RENE : MRS L. Ca On second thought, the San Francisco Argonaut has decided that “if |» ar ud " Ken people do not wish other people to have contempt for law, they should Hot pass laws that are contemptibl lireland catches step very quich will hha Gary’s Labor System—and Ford’s SS Ss ek ee ee It will have a deficit of $10,000,000 this year, and that's just like a real nation. Sg When you slap a man on the back and he kicks you in the eye you neo MS, AEE Oe : o iken ean see he is sunburned. 0 . e} fede ne painted on i jary ts simply In Animalville sald Dk whads be tAIks-ahost ature out ity in his skull will hold on ns, while the 1 coon’s will hold 150 of the same size. Of cou Face on this earth is going to be much longer as . : There's a marked difference in the way You'll find a new “‘ift’’ on hills and no Seeing lustrien are located, so now K|talk about what he tng ; gasolines explode. “knocking.” aed ae a pee aD i Ba ou ce be- of fe ‘country, pe the | afters : cer © Fo One kind detonates—a crash against _Non-detonating gasoline permits of ce ah ey, ths Reed me 1 ae - t men does Wall Street and the piston head delivers all the power in a higher compression, for as all authorities 800 years old. He discovered America nearly 800. years. . | Nout Ford plants for work : olders to fe to him, like} single blow. know, compression is limited by the ten- before Columbus. Ochlawaka is so tame that Joe puts a 3 ; These sudden blows, repeated, cause dency of .a gasoline to detonate. So muzzle and rides him horseback fashion Bite To meee vibration, increasing wear and tear. more power is delivered by Union Gaso- yaper photographers are around. a { vt q f i imi line. You find a new rush in the pickup hi tag LN We z : And detonating gasoline limits com- . and more speed on the level. Humming birds have the curious habit of fh; for bh ca ERs Vda “yc Ie? : y pression by its tendency to explode pre- long periods in a perfect arc, back and forth over the ita J | h maturely. Impulses come more smoothly, so pare path above thelr nests, the wings in such rapid mo- | [ ; ‘i oi, Thus a loss of power and pert btw vibration—this saves wear jon all the time that the effect reminds you of a fly- . = 4 The Vz ¢ “it ‘‘ y 4 efficiency in your motor 9M tear. Wheel revolving so fast that the spokes are invisible, . cere ree as aN result. And all this higher efficiency means Bird's eggs begin to incubate at once where heat is a ; ) More Power, Boe srating acing da eral ina constant. Rudiments of the chick's heart appear on the Nal pag scon Ns . : { P; d ane joline delivers superior butside of the yolk the,second day. As the white is ab- iy " e rolonged service in several important ways, sorbed, an air pocket with an inside film develops ’ he Mdha a Keon Nene i ie | 4 | _ Union is non-detonat- Union is always uniform. It doesn’t on od ibe eee. re our young hero is ready a f Popular Bungalow Camps ; t | ing gasoline. Theexplosion disintegrate, thus doesn’t deteriorate in pe, bo a a he film w ith his bill and his lungs get ay : - ioe ie powsr is prolonged, sustained. storage. It has all the power when you it pp hoods eat | a air. This make: He, Vi t . ; 4 Piston heads are thrust use it that it has when it leaves the Union 1 8 i enough to whack a hole thru the shell, and if 4 r ps i, . rr Pe his heart is any good he doesn’t fail to do go. oats Laks Louise; Ban , x (ian rather than“‘kicked” down. _ plants. verse order if preferre eng pe ne oe orem et Had 1 but served my God with half the zeal 1 served my king, He Would not in mine age have loft me nuked (o mine enemies—Shakespeate, | \ , Canadian Pacific Railway Wisdom consists not in seeing what is directly before us, but in dis. | EPL cerning those things which may come to pass. —Terence, MI) @h SECOND AVENUE Render therefore unto Caesar the things which are Cacsar’s } and unto God the things that are God’s—Matt. xxiic21 ; CIRCLE TOUR FARE FROM The simple inherit folly; but the prudent are crowned with knowledge. f Wei AW SEATTL&e 49 5s oP Prov, xivs4, nnd foys who don't cut their feet every summer never a arts: Wi RETURN nount to much Pee ee ee ee ee Wait until fall to buy your straw hat, 1 will be ehe then.