The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 27, 1923, Page 8

PAGE § The Seattle Star fan Franciece of ; New York office, Consider the Crab To those who can look ahead, who have eyes that c Malize Seattle 10 or 20 or 50 years from r Tises like a Maxfield Parrish concept of the reg "by flights of the nation. Tall buildings rise from va cant lots, big ships the harbor, and the streets are Crowded with the teeming life of a world city. No other city ever had the natural advantages that Se attle has: Nea every resource of land and wood and water at its doors; the trade of the East bequeathed it by a shorter route ; rolling hills for residences, and miles of Jevel land to the north and the south ideally situated for factory and warehouse. Thru good times and bad, thru the upward swings of Progress and their recurrent reaction eattle is bound to Grow. Nothing can stop it; but we, ourselves, can hasten or retard the inevitable day of its greatness by the way we talk and think and act. Consider the crab: It looks straigat ahead—and then walks sidewise. Don’t be a crab! Senator Morris wants to abolish the electoral college and thus take the _ Faberah out of politics. Potta Ecomonopomlon married Sotinla Papaconstantinon in Chicago, 50 now our typewriter stutters, Scientists made 2,000,000 volts of lightning. One time we saw that much in a quart bottle. Oregon crops are being ruined by caterpillars, probably on vacation from some silk mill. The airplane will never be popular until you can drive with one hand and park on a cioud. “T Only Know—” » Have you read this year’s Harvard prize poem? Writ- ten, we take it, by one of our young world war warriors, who went to college when the guns quit spouting. Here it is—by Maj. Harry Webb Farrington: “I know not how that Bethlet Could in the God! I only know the Has brought God's lt “I know not how that Ca A world from asin coul I only know its matchless love Has brought God's love to me “I know not how eph’s tomb Could sol r Tf a human being finds comfort in his heart's faith in a and a Jesus Christ, what difference does it make to y is “scientifically” impossible? io cares if what the evolutionists say is true, whose belief in a living God gives him a new and beautiful outlook on fe, makes him love his fellow humans better, and fills him With a hope that nobody can prove is unfounded? » The scientists and anti-fundamentalists may roar till ley roar their heads off, but our observation is that at 95 per cent of the religious folks in this country 't give a whoop for all of their theories and arguments =just look on them as unimportant—if true. ‘The kissing census of the colleges has developed a terrible condition unosculation. The only remedy, it seems, is more co-eds, It begins to be apparent that poison gas will be used instead of mud in coming presidential campaign. You can’t be in two places at once, but If some people could, both places would be sitting down. i ea ta | City people have lots of fine things to wear. Country people have lot of fine things to eat. Things are getting so it takes good eyesight to tell a filling station m an ice cream parlor. Government Ingratitude It may be that Secretary Work has an excuse for his as- mding action in summarily discharging Arthur P. Davis, for 41 years chief of the U.S. reclamation bureau. If he has, we have not heard it. * Work said merely that the reclamation service should be “administered by a business man instead of an engineer, and o> he chose a small-town banker with no experience to,take p the task of directing one of the most important technical vernment service: Davis has personally directed construction of some of the yorld’s greatest irrigation dams—Hlephant Butte, Roose- it, Newlands, Shoshone Falls, and others. He understood he settler in the Far West. He has made deserts blossom nd has added millions in wealth to this land. Now, having given two-score years, the beat of his life, to "nis country at a pitifully small salary, he is thrown out be- of the whim of a new chief, who has a small-town friend that wants the job. ‘The mark has dropped so far that it no longer possesses the size or dignity of a drop. ‘Thousands of eggs are in cold storage these hot dys, and none of appreciate it. ~ Funniest thing in Austria right now is it costs more to print money ‘than the money is worth. Fishing is safer than hunting. When another angler takes you for a fish you don't get shot. Since worry makes a man bald, what a pity he can't worry with his face Instead of his head! Be U p-to-Date, Anyhow The doings of the Conclave of American Dancing Mas- | ters, now proceeding in New York, should not pass un- Noticed, so large is the number of varieties of deviltry pro- pad by dancing nowadays. conclave has already tabooed the vile “Chicago,” the “iremen’s Grip,” and such, and any couple caught trying to absorb each other in those fashions will be sneered at as passe. We seriously advise the sneering. Moral suasion, sense of decency. and regard for gracefulness should have Mriven such indecencies off the programs long ago. Sneer- ig usually has the effect, when the matter of being up-to- ‘date is involved, with many people, : Moreover, says the conclave, “oniy the gentleman’s i ot and forefinger should be pressed against the lady's k.” They call it “the wishbone hold,” to distinguish it rom “the strangle hold.” There seems to be reform in it, all right, and we'll try to find the wishbone in the back of the first lady who takes a risk on us under the sobbing and #oughing of the heart-broken saxophone. Sam Lloyd is a famous puzz maker, Sam, we often think, de “Wedding gifts also, nk, designs Senator Smoot predicts taxes will not be lowered, Al , " cae eat Dred Also, we predict it THE SEATTLE STAR THE PICNIC SEASON’S IN FULL SWING ~ 4 ILL SAN Tas Kinatein Again. MAN PRIVATE OWNS Has a New Theory. A Lol oF PROPERTY Puzzles Scientists. Deals With Forces. Finstein has announced a new gnetism and the earth's gravita nal force, Even sctentists ha A {ficult time attempting to under tand the mathematics by which he presumes to prove this, Dr. Louls Bauer, of the Ca institute saya it ts hard to fc i his, because the two forces of which © speaks vary in a different man ner and at different points on the earth's surface Kinsteln ways the subject ix an extension of his relativity theory that it In a purely mathematical the ory, and that its conelu may ¢ mtated by saying th: nal fields are| ning. natein may not be of much in » the public, but if he is ro sno man living today great on the fu nas been ) an life since he me of his revolu ions, he is taken y than formerly. RIEDA’S OLLIES —— dl He was one of those rugged’ crea nl The cave man type. | Always communing with nature— | That is, in spirit | eee es GEER IS Ie WN eR RES eh ER TENE - Bald he loved the beat of the rain} Upon hia face ‘The rush of the wind in bis hair. | Our Home-Made «Sugar Yoke” fo the semeaty fied. I had given him } Becretary of Agricu living easter, and atimulate pater « in New-/ ure Wal- | the beet-sugar farr lace haa written a letter in which beds of child pe su sugar, as it has = | burgh he states it ix poss add r ag free-xugar countries For Iuncheon 245,000,000 more acres to our : acres Wallace speaks of TH Mage and that the ke thelr owners more PICKLED GOODS ttle: bag. of na and an they do now, and 6 of 1 pe an farme body knows that it ia possible, It story in it heads th is possible also for Minnesota to Fre t e . frow all itmgoranges—by raising but Ia Avoid Motor Oils fr cannot guage. 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