The Seattle Star Newspaper, June 14, 1923, Page 8

PAGE § f ) 7 N) illion to a million trial absolutely unnecessary Lasker in 6-day Junket } dollars wt trip will cost t \ rican Wx payers is : The whole expense entertainment of the friend other shipping board members whg 1, “ make the trip. This 6-day public scand sary part of rec ting her into regul As | charged to t and the may proper be 600 of Lasker have been invite whic developed stated by Lash Lev servic 1 trip any Star trial trip. ti as we had to N) yn eattle Recipes for Married Bliss They alwa) t uncle and the old maid aunt who kr a dren, but isn’t it true tl a respectful audience whenever on matrimony? Here recipes for cake, the ir all suppo: It's interest servers have Se one, money and childrer Says another, “Or a fifty-fifty of tastes and inter ‘i cynical third, “) ry a man you love, but never let him know it.” “My recipe would be intellectual harmony, mutual re- Spect and an inexhaustible amount of love,” comes from one young high-brow, “Separation for a month every summer. Own allow- ance. Not too hot and heavy at start,” says a cautious “free spirit.” Several mention the necessity for the spice of a sense of humor. “A good disporition” is a prize ingredient. Nearness of age, and the satne intellectual and social plane, are es- Sentials to others. ’ One girl sums it up by saying, “All those qualities mecessary in any successful human relationship.” As their professors would say, “The answers show thought.” And that’s encouraging. t the bachelor about how to bring up the chil- ried can always get y present their views recipes ant ar- adjustr There are June bugs and June grooms. Boys catch one while their sis ters catch the other, Governor of New York's presidential bee is buzzing. ‘call this bee a humbug. Prohibitionists ’ As usual, millions of those frost-killed Georgia peaches are ready for ’ The Army of the Court Gather ‘round the’flag, boys, and listen to Chief Jus- tice William Howafd Taft tell you about “personal lib- x ” “Personal liberty,’’ says the chief justice, something ‘the supreme court always protects. ‘Personal liberty” fis something the “radical republicans” have always ‘sought to tear from the court and the constitution. The trumpets sound again. The chief justice senses ‘the battle renewed. The “radical republicans” who cry ‘out against the minimum wage and the child labor de- cisions by the court are only endeavoring to destroy “‘per- sonal liberty,” the chief justice warns. Are you ready to be drafted into the a justice is creating to rally around the cour You have your choice, either join the army or become a “ al.” To join the army, you only have to answer “yes” to the following questions: Did not the supreme court protect “personal liberty” when it put its seal of approval on human slavery, on the enslavement of the negro race in this country? Did not the supreme court protect “personal liberty” when it handed down the Dred Scott decision? Did not the supreme court protect “personal liberty” when it Killed the child labor law and thereby permitted little children to grind out their lives in mills and fac- _ tories? Did not the supreme court protect “personal liberty” when it killed the minimum wage law and thereby per- mitted women to work in factories for a dollar a day, or even for nothing? By answering “yes” you become eligible for the chief justice’s army. But beware, if you do not answer “yes,” you are to be damned forever as a “radical.” rmy the chief Diplomacy in Europe, these days, is nothing but a negative shake of the head. . A boy of 9 who stole an auto in Ls s § e, Ky., was going in the wrong direction. Some of these graduates have the polish of a college education without the education. High Finance in Kansas Little Ray Flanders, of Great Bend, Kan., has forced his way into the public prints. He is just out of swad- dling clothes, but, ali alone and unaided, he went out, the ty, to i at he could do with high finance, When his dé he had high finance backed against a bank elling for the federal reserve board. It was like this Sansas pays a bounty of 1 cent on each crow egg. Also it pays 10 cents each on crow se Ips. Our little hero, wandering afield, as boys often do, found 4 couple of crow eggs. They, as they stood, were worth 2 cents to him, and no more. His active brain told him that that sum was too small to fit him, and right there he started in the footsteps of the Goulds, Vanderbilts Harrimans and others that Wall Street knew and re- spected. Ray took those eggs home, placed them under a hen, and soon had two perfectly good crows that were worth to him just 20 cents. He collected that sum from his county clerk. ‘Thus, starting from nothing, without investing a cent, without employment of anything or any- ‘body save his brain and a hen, he developed an income so great, in per cent and proportion of increase, ag to make ee i pe ely look like pikers, More than at, he made, by his egg deal, a i ro ling ediiemsnty 8s 4 promise, of more start- Js there anybody else in K Whit We'll say there is, An invention to keep couples fron i y n dancing too close may 7 men wishing to stay single, pimrncd Maal ansas besides William Allen They ain doctors filled war veterans’ eth wit er had enough brass, ith brass. The doctors Bathing suits show the winter lett some of the folks in bad shape, ale the boss to cut your pay, Will help you stay single in June, Tri take along a few hundre t to justify the Lev at in ize W satla: It so happens t ps comparable put into the tran Berengaria of White The Was correspr wit ie Star line r bureau F ndent in Le the trip.of t ving cable ‘ LONDON, June trial Puzzle Picture—How Many V« p Cause the Cunard lir THE SEATTLE STAR of Great Chuckle dd gue argu 000-mile trial trip. Whe imilar in type to the rebuilt at Newcastle @ wé of two days afte "The huge Majestic Germans, was put into ful The Majestic that the ¢ heir t ship of the did not expense of further st iin the last 1 ontl two ith the Leviathan have been ervice by the British—the and the M of the r being t jestic of The t cabled to The vhatever ndon to get the fact out line, nd r ia rhe fol at and, knowin line atl oard hipping ritish sl can ipping ytes for Ford Here? _ 2 ~— 4 10,000 NILES wikouT A_ Bil OP TROUBLE, fF HANK Does AS GOOD A JoB AS PRESIDENT HELL BE A WONDER LURE OF THE CAMP You can learn ‘how out utermils; to ma nut tree: that A} the requont of our prepared for YOU about Scouting, as directed, a, bylietin, V ington Bureau, The Seattle Star, 1322 New York Ave., Washing: I want a copy of “What S } two-cent stamp for same, Name } Street and No without name or some essential part of addrens, LETTERS EDITOR Ghosts Would Cure America’s Ills Editor The Star: Thad a dream last night and if you | will ask your editorial dream expert ito explain it to me I will take it |kindly. Ask him if I am growing | nutty and tell me what to do for it You see, I had a late supper and | went to bed too soon, I'll admit, and | after a short time I had a vision and | saw two ghosts. They appeared be- | side my bed and weye very sociable. | They appeared friendly and 1 talked | with them. | ‘The first one told me his name was Coyny and said he wasn’t ao spirit, but only a spirit photograph com- posed of ectoplasm. ‘The other ghost sald his name wa Einy and that he was composed of ectoplasm in scientific relativity. He sald he had a message for me and nember {t This is the message as he gave It to I'll give it to you as I r he trouble with the mt is that it fan't enough. Everything is more or less | sclentifically telative and ono thing |depends a great de on another | thing, | “The wonderful brains of U. §, | statermen seem to be puzzled as to | whether the U. 8. should join the League of Nations or not. ‘This do- | pends upon the Volstead amendment |They are selentifically related and | depend upon each other, It is not a question of being under two flags, but under two Jags, and it is demon- strable that German — delirium jtremens is very different from French jim-Jams, 'The first 1% caused by beer and schnapps and the second world at scientific MEDIUM BROWN HAIR looks bert of all after a Golden Shampoo.—Advt, Cuticura Soap ‘The Complexion tender cna est rca life in the open a grea 2 ae j Washington bure an + vs | Send:for it. 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